Halloween spooky time editionQott: how are you celebrating Halloween this year? Previous:>>85827262
Let me tell you something about being gay in Africa
should I create a dating app/website for lonely r9gay fags?
Halloween is the most wonderful holiday ever, but not for the reasons you think. I hope my loved ones really do come to visit around the night
>create gaycel dating app.>there's like 10 ppl that sign up.>closest ones together are 500 miles apart.>every conversation ends in ghosting the next day.
>>85852081It would eventually be overrun with normies and sluts
would you date a former, reformed, slut? Zero STDs and no casual sex in the last 6 months.
>>85852081someone would get murdered and you'd be sued to oblivion.
>>85852193as r9gay foremost gaycel, I would. as long as it's actually reformed, and he loves me, I'd date him.not that it'd matter since I'd never get the chance anyways>>85852081if you make it an actual dating app as opposed to a hookup app, may it could be interesting no?
>>85852081Dating apps are inherently gross so no
>>85852043Cuckbot very excited about this post his tiny clitty is very leaky
>>85852201grindr was never sued, or at least never lost a lawsuit, even though that happened a few times in the past (grindr date homicide)
>>85852231why though? I've seen people marrying someone they found over there
Honestly I might actually do this for real though. Feels like there's nothing for this niche already.>>85852154sounds great to me>>85852173I'm thinking of gating it behind an application which would be screened by experts on the subject matter.>>85852201I have good lawyers + nothing ever happens.>>85852204that would be the point yes. >>85852231well this would try to be a less gross app, for people who are simply too introverted to find partners irl.
>>85852329It would be empty like a dead server
>>85852308Because you're scrolling through human beings like they're pieces of meat at the market, looking at superficial signifiers and first impressions, shallow connections based on selling an image of yourself designed to catch attention as opposed to organic everyday behavior
>>85852657If that's the way you see it it's you who made it gross.
pork chops, tendies, burgers or frozen pizza tonight? back to fat neet dinner posting.
>>85852814He os right, in the sense that it's what the app ends up doing even if it's not your intention. Us humans are wired that way. When presented with no consequences, endless choices and limited information, we start to behave and treat other people in a different way we would do with a personal meeting.
>>85852329only very few people will use this. have you seen the state of duolicious? how would you even go about getting enough users for this to ever be interesting?
>>85852859Be also mentioned gatekeeping which is insane considering there are only 5 anons who would use it
>highly curated dating appumm just find cute boys to smooch what's the issue
I'm staying home from now on during my free time. I tried to unneet myself but the real world just fucking sucks. I hate it. I'm gonna go draw and try and clean the fridge when I get back. World wasn't meant for guys like us
>>85853324>but the real world just fucking sucks.alright buddy what happened
>>85853339Walked around my city. Lots of homeless and it was really dirty. Whole place just made me feel alone and like a trash bag or a doritos bag flying in the wind.
>>85853348a lot of cities have those sorts of areas, sadly. i'd recommend looking up local parks and other points of interest your city has if you want to a more enjoyable walk. there must be somewhere locally that's a treat to pass through
>>85852494>>85852859thing is there's a looot of gay people who are tired of just hookups, so if you get a minimum critical mass, something even smaller than what duolicious have, then the pitch should be good enough to bring a lot of people in>>85852980the gatekeeping would be what makes it good. imagine grindr, but everyone on the platform is actually there for a relationship, not a hookup.I honestly don't know what else could push all the lonely gays to finally date each other and escape jewish hookupism >>85852991one of these days I'm going to kill myself and name you in the note.
>>85853358There would be nearby but I'm a poor man's son unfortunately. I wish I was born in a more stable environment. There is some motivation to gain from my life being crumby but I feel really empty.
>>85853372>one of these days I'm going to kill myself and name you in the noteas a positive influence that helped keep you afloat in spite of it all, i'm sure :^)
>>85853373well at least walks are free, thankfully. sorry about your situation, anon. I do hope you can find a better path to walk, literally and figuratively.
>tfw range trip tomorrowYeah I should have gone earlier but I had other stuff on my mind. Would love to introduce a bf to guns.
>>85853467I haven't went shooting in over a year. I bought ammo recently but I'm too lazy to get up and go.
>mother has been increasingly ignoring me last 2 weeks I don't really get the point of living here anymore. I used to think family was a part of me but I really don't feel very welcome in the house I grew up in. I should probably learn how to drive and move the hell on out.
>>85853752run and never turn back. never ever
well nothing marinated so burgers or frozen pizza tonight?
>tfw no free range bf
>marinating my balls on story's balding head in the hot ohaio sun
>>85853845Seriously, its nearly 80 out and I have the A/C on. Way to hot for the end of October.
>>85853752can you pay rant niggy?
>>85853857Not really. I'm gay and poor
>>85852834Meow simp thinks that sucking on BIG BLACK COCK is a joke??
when was the last time anyone saw the finnish possum lover anyway? Thread is much quieter without him asking where his husbie is.
>pick one:husbieblond bfmy 3ds and ps4
>>85854054husbie of course ;3
>>85854070I was talking about thread memes, retarded furfag.
>>85854075*smooches you into submission*shut up nerd
>tfw no slutty gf to suck big stinky dicks withany other subby biGODS know this feel?
>>85854170why not just do that with a bf instead you RETARD
>>85854054I pick twink and femboy because I'm not chad
>>85854170i know that feel breh
Big dick bigger problems U_U
>>85854170Thank god no because there's not that many trolling straggot retards like you here. Kill yourself.>>85854193I hope you'll get to know the numbness and cold of death soon
>>85854186Uhhh can i get one (1) bf plz>>85854193Thank you bestie>>85854221why do i have to be a troll :/
>>85854264Because you're an ugly subhuman straggot that will never find anyone of any gender to like you ;/ so you come here to be an off topic retarded who's not even gay. You won't get better, end your life :)
>>85854313>all those emoticons and seething passive aggressionoh he mad
The aggression is quite active but I already gathered that you're an imbicile so there's no point discussing who's more mad. Just kill yourself and we'll be friends after.
>>85852657Correct. But, which choices should I have in this shithole called Brazil? You firsties got it so easy!
>>85854351>you're an imbicileah... *puffs on cigar* winning is really that easy...
>>85854313Was your childhood rapist bisexual or something
there's nothing to do at work except read and doomscroll
>>85854387No but it's funny that bisexuality is always associated with pedophilia in most cases and they can't keep their minds off children at all
>>85854504>No but it's funny that bisexuality is always associated with pedophilia in most casesthat's not true at all thougheverbeit
im not gay or bi but my friends try to bully me saying my gf looks like a man. would that be okay in this thread?
>>85854523if you're straight-straight than yes, ok, it's fine even tho idk what you're looking for here
>>85854152>>85854479I have to admit your images get me aroused, your posts aren't that bad on second thought.
>>85854666>devil tripsanother anon converted to the dark side...
probably another ugly demon with 0 character just like yourself from hell approving your shitposting because she's an inhuman retard like you
>>85854692>probably [slew of mental illness]ok lol
>>85854547Why are you telling him to post in a gay thread? Seriously what's the point of having a GAY thread of everyone can post here
>>85854699thanks for proving me right subhuman, maybe this is why no one likes you and why you'll always be alone
>>85854679You will need be a werewolf, unicorn or any other animal you want to be. You will always be a human. Plain old adult human male. You will never have bestiality you desire.
he must've been left for a girl once and never recovered
>>85854726>more delusions>>85854728>You will need be a werewolfyes sarr i will do the needful and be a cute little critter ;3
>>more delusions>t. ugly furshit that has to post ugly pic to be recognisedok
furry boys are so hot and antifurs are so 2010s, what's next telling us to yiff in hell?
>>85854757I post furry/scalie boys because I find them cute and they make me happy :)>>85854792if I yiff i'm in heaven
>>85854792Telling you you're mentally ill animal fuckers who can't get off unless you're faping to non human creatures they never will be able to fuck in real life
Ever notice how furries are always hypersexual, have degenerate fetishes even outside of getting off to animals, out of shape, smelly and cringe?
>>85854715idk but sadly it's not like the rules are working atm because you already have prison gays taking place here and thinking they belong, at least with a straight guy you can have a relatively respectable discussion and a non-delusional outside perspective
>>85854884did a furry gape your dad or something to make them live this rentfree in your head
You're so bad at comeback, no wonder you're perceived as a second grade retard even amongst your family
>>85854961buddy it is really hard to take your posts seriously when you fail to proofread them and leave them full of errors. i'm not even trying to be rude; i really think you need to learn better english before you argue on 4chan or you're just going to be called an esl retard and disregarded.
I'm not reading this, you've already proved yourself to be of a simple mind and it's not worth arguing with a creature like you. Just tell me if this gif is real or slop
>>85855035>i totally didn't read your post calling out my thirdie self reportblessed thirdie arrogance. good luck on your adventure for izzat, rajesh, and watch out for those trains
I really don't, I see you being a rambling tard and think of it as something lacking any worth addressing. Not this time tho. At least your mask came off and now I can see a malding raging sad furtroon behind the facade of your usual uwu im so cool and better and funny attitude. Don't worry about my life bby, you'll never be anything more than a holy lolcow anyway
>>85855083umm I thought you said you weren't reading my posts?? :}
>>85854547i just drop in sometimes because the thread is on the front page and youre 10x more likely to get a human reply using generals>>85854715>>85854894my bad. also this is the girl i was talking about does she look manly to you or is everyone massively retarded? maybe a janitor will mistakenly think im trying to be so clever with this and ban me for a week. that sounds like fair penance
>>85855149It looks like a normal woman to me dawg
>>85855138I did read the last one come on, I stated this, can't you read you illiterate fuck?
>>85855201well you clearly can't read or write soo
remind me to start lifting
>>85851990not a bottom but i would let jason have his way with me
where are the boys why are you not pos->>85855580hisame (except i'm gay)
>see black kitty while walkingbad omen for halloween...
>>85851990not a bottom but i would let kaneki have his way with me
>>85855660my ex was really into tokyo ghoul so as I read through it I would give him each manga, after we broke up he kept all of them so I just have the final volume. Still pissed to this day, never even finished reading it. Guh. Juuzuo better anyways.
>he had a bf>he did cute stuff with said bf>he brags about it to people that never had a bfSometimes I look to the sky and ask why I was born.
>guy I added from here ghosted me>probably having sex and fun while I shitpost on here Nigga it's over, and that's alright.
>>85855740if you're referring to me, he was the most insane person I've ever had a relationship with >schizoaffective>lied to me about being mentally ill>nearly burned down his house while having an episode>had manic fits over percieved slights>we never had sex he would just bounce on my lap really really fast for twenty minutes>it hurt>I dated him longer than anyone else had managedstill consider that a win in my book
have a second dinner or no? I'm really hungry.
>>85855873No never a second dinner maybe just have a spoon of peanut butter or something
>>85855802>he would just bounce on my lap really really fast for twenty minutes>it hurtshould have used more lube breh
>>85855802I envy you. I'm pissed that I was never as lucky as you are.
if your bottom is too dumb to bounce properly, you put him on his knees and pound his ass doggy until he's a quivering mess insteadt. knower
>>85855888We both had clothes on :((>>85855903you have free dibs, i'll pass
>>85855922>We both had clothes on what the fuck bro. just what the fuck
>>85855149aye! dats a whole ass nigga right there aha!
what are you boys(tm) up to right now?
>>85856283wondering why all these threads seem so dead today :/
>>85856286umm the thread was a bit active earlier with that slap fightbut usually /r9gay/ is a dead thread (because the board is dead)
>>85856289ouuugh, yeah I haven't been active for years it seems so boring on /lgbt/ now
>>85856298i've tried the gaygen there, but it seems a bit too clique-y for my tastes. maybe i should try and endure it a bit more to see if i can get over that
>>85856283I finished supper and will take a nap shortly
>>85856283Not being able to fall asleep due to heart burn that my meds didn't stop so I've been watching anime instead. Just got caught up on overgeared (really fun show) now I'm going to get caught up on the shitty yugioh youtube series konami is pumping out, and then maybe watch some jojos.
>>85856396i too will nap soonish>>85856407i feel for you, anon. heartburn is the fukken worst. i've also been watching the newest jojo and it's already cemented itself as standing with the other parts: inconsistencies, camp, and all.
>boyfriend said he would fuck stepfather who beat the fuck out of me as a kidliving the dream, guys. really happy to be a normiefag on here. i totally LOVE BEING ALIVE. I LOVE EXISTING ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET. I DONT QUESTION WHY IT HURTS SO BAD, DONT QUESTION IT, ITS FINE
>>85856407boyfriend got me into jojo's, we're on part 5 right now :)Shigechi is the best character in the series imo
>>85856584>boyfriend said he would fuck stepfather who beat the fuck out of me as a kiduhh what>>85856622I liked Okuyasu
>>85856636got into an argument. boyfriend said my moms husband, my abusive stepfather, is hotter than me and would fuck him over me. pretty cut and dry.
>>85856638that's pretty rude sorry anon
>>85856638That's really bad. I guess he already knew that. You might want to have a serious conversation with him. It is not ok to say stuff with the sole purpose of hurting and humiliating your partner (that being aaid, we have no context about the reason of the argument or if you said something bad too).
the struggle of choosing whether to jerk off or instead continue enjoying the sensation of being pent up
All I'm asking for is a bf that will have sex everyday, help me cook tasty food, play videogames together, go to fun places together, cuddles, goes with me to the arcade. Is that really too much to ask for?
>>85857014That's what everyone wants so yeah be miserable bitch!!!
>>85856638one of the worst taunts i ever read, holy shitman...>>85857014it isnt
>>85857027It's just not fair! Why does Chad get to live this lifestyle while I rot in my room?
>>85857032you sound like you want a normal person as a bf. idk dude pick up a hobby and hope there's a faggot group for it in your city
>>85855908Yeah I bet you know all about fucking dogs alright>>85856800I agree that it's rude for a bfhaving normalfag to post here
>>85856286decline in gaycel population probably.
>>85855679>JuuzuoI'd let him violently fuck me
>>85857036I'm too scared to go on dating apps, I don't want to flirt with guys irl, I don't wanna put myself out there, I don't wanna join a hobby group and get rejected for not being neurotypical. Only bf.
survey on r9gay relationship statushttps://strawpoll.com/wby5QPdqXyA
what a kick in the quads
>>85857014tfw no arcade
guys come to Round1 tomorrow
>>85857777>https://strawpoll.com/wby5QPdqXyAneeds a had bf/never had sex option
>>85858188having a bf > having sexif you had a bf you can't complaing about anything.
>>85858409*bfs you and then dumps you*never complain ever again.
>>85858481bf is when handholding. we haven't handheld. therefore we were never bf's.
>didn't eat all day >wanted to run so didn't wanna eat before that >had to deal with an issue someone else made so time flew by>eventually got angry, stopped and wanted to go already>it's raining, dark and super cold outside>ate instead of doing anything I hate everything
>>85857777so most of r9gay never had a bf? why don't gay robots just date each other?
doing anything fun this weekend r9gy? considering its Halloween?
>>85859295ebf don't count and we are all probably over 200 km apart from each other.
I think I will spend Halloween with my black kitty cat because if I don't she might put a spell on me that makes me idk can't think of anything clever or silly so please just pretend it was both of those. But I will also of course spend it walking aimlessly around the mall like I do every single weekend
>>85859420You need to take your cat to the mall with you already
why do i keep getting lifefuel, i need ropefuel
>>85859420I will also be spending this weekend with my black cat (she's a cuddle bug who would spend the entire day on my lap if she could)
>>85859432I could technically do that but I would need to have a harness for her and I want to get one but it's too cold to go for walks right now so I can bring myself to buy one just yet. Because they are allowed to ask you if it's a service animal but if you say yes even if it's not they are really not allowed to inquire what the animal does for you or anything about it. And you don't even need to have a service animal harness.
>>85859420cats are so cool i hate being allergic to them
>>85859311yes i'm *checks schedule* working :)
>>85859510Cute cute cute mine is mostly a sleeper, but she does love sleeping in my bad at night lately, and has even started falling asleep when laying down on my chest (as of yesterday)>>85859521Unless I was deathly allergic I think I'd still have one to be desu love the things too much, unless I was able to get a bunny or guinea pigs
>>85859461statistics shows that 98.6% r9gay posters will never get a bf ever and will die alone.
>>85859519get an explosive cat vest as well >:)
>>85857777i'm more surprised there's at least 14 people posting here with how dead it usually is
>>85859555I probably would get that too if I found one very funny but I could probably only get it from aliexpress or temu and I don't know if I would trust my cat in that she might actually explode!
>>85859395>ebf don't count actually they do but you're allowed a grace period of 10 dickpics and/or ass pics before they move up to bf status and also you need to show me those pics
>>85859627I'm not trading nudes online with anyone, and even if I did that I wouldn't share those nudes with you (unless he asked me to)
>>85859676>not trading nudes online with anyoneit's different when it's a potential ebf. not even that it's a requirement: he would just be mashing your brain and giving you really strong funny feelings about him that would manifest as lowered inhibitions about being vulnerable and also your penis throbbing and leaking>>85859676>(unless he asked me to)you're so real for that. you're a real ride or die boy
Cuckbots clitty can only get leaky around large black men he sees as his superiors
>>85859690Don't butter me with words! I have to keep my limits. I don't want my nudes online. I know me, I know that I can easily fall to temptation, specially when I want to please another person.It's just normal decency. I would like to think everyone would do that.
>>85859395I feel so silly for getting a ebf. We never traded nudes but talked everyday for 6 months before they started detaching, then I got scared and self sabotaged the relationship. Took me over a year to get over it, and I still don't know what they look like.
>>85859759That sounds painful. The worst part is that you are missing a lot of what a relationship is supposed to be about. In those six months you could have tried to meet an actual boyfriend. Like, what are you supposed to do with the ebf? Are you going to meet him one day? Are you ready for him to reveal he is a fifty year old guy after being invested emotionally for months? Are you going to eventually move to his place? Would he do that for you? Lot's of complications with little pros.
>>85859786Thanks for understanding anon. Worst part is that they've had actual bfs in the past, including that they lived with their bf before they broke up. Idk why they dated me, but like a week or two after we broke up, suddenly they had a new one. I felt very used.
>>85859742>I know that I can easily fall to temptation, specially when I want to please another person.you sound cute, anon. boys who live to please are very adorable ;). i'd try to not exploit that too much...
>>85859835Damn, that really sucks. I hope you are doing better now. He probably didn't even have a reason, maybe he was just going with the flow. I wish you luck in your love life from now on!
>>85859867You are not even trying to hide your bad intentions... I'm not dumb enough to just into someone like that, even if he compliments me. I still have some standards.
>>85859759I can feel your pain through your words, my fellow gaycel. one day society(TM) will know our rage.
>>85859939there's nothing wrong with standards, anon. it's the onus of the other boy to get you invested enough in him to do such things. I'm merely stating my opinion of such a boy (and maybe having a few evil thoughts but that's normal when around such an adorable thing).
Somebody tried to open the door of the single occupancy gender-neutral handicapped toilet while I was shitting today... they yanked on it.. yowch.How has your day been going?
>>85859742Posting those nudes would please me and potentially more anons here ;3
>>85859835>they >they >they>teehee I had bfs in the pastJust kill yourself already soulless scum>>85859908I too wish this normalfag much luck but it's not he it's they you raycis bigot
hello, I'm a state assigned bf provided in accordance with the latest UN regulation.I was supposed to be delivered to *checks order information* someone named Anon, but everyone here seems to go by that name.who actually ordered the 20 years old European model with full anxiety package and clinginess optional?
>>85860093>TheyI didn't even notice. Maybe they don't deserve specific pronouns for playing me like that. Also, having a fake ebf is so easy because they never saw or heard me. The only thing they knew about me is how I typed.
>>85859545incrediblebut yea, just when i think i have the confidence to get out of this fucking life, circumstances just PULL ME BACK IN... FML
>>85860331>The only thing they knew about me is how I typedYou mean your personality, the most important part about you? If you talked for months he would've known you but maybe that doesn't matter when looks are more important
>>85860097Probably not me, I don't want a bf anymore and it's pointless for me to have one as I'm sad , old and ugly and you sound too good for me, you're a bit too young for me too. Put please let me know when you'll find the recepiet bf of all this package, I want to feel good for someone at least.
>>85860466Desu I think ldrs can work, but you need to be proactive in seeing those real aspects of each other: looks, sounds, how well you act in actual speaking conversations, etc.. I won't say actually meeting up isn't important (it's the ultimate goal and most important part to be able to achieve so don't bother otherwise) but I feel people undersell how much of an idea for compatibility you can get for compatibility just from that. If your world views align well and you have a good time in VC and conversations feel natural, that is a good chunk of what makes a healthy relationship right there.But if you DON'T strive for that or the other party doesn't give it, then move on: it's not worth it
seeing the possums makes me miss meow, I wonder where he is.
>>85860899You mean she meowsimp
I love you r9gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XieemfCOWlo
>>85860899he'll be backi know it
>>85860934me?! since when?!
>>85852657the experience is what you make of it. Just don't do casual sex if that's your thing, but not using dating apps for a shut in is dumb
wahh fat neet is having massive heartburn and a gallstone attack. old man problems even though I'm only 36.
>>85861059*rubs your tummy and chest*it's okay big boy it's okay deep breaths just drink your tums and sit upright
>>85860466I mean, I'm incredibly ugly and weird. I spent so much time of that afraid that he'd leave me if he got a glimpse of me.Besides, do I even have a good personality to begin with?
>>85860800I don't know anon, it just says "Anon" on the shipping label, and nobody seems to be coming forward... I don't know if you signed up for the program so I can't say whether you're the recipient. this is troublesome!
>>85861090how are you ugly broham
>uglyjust buy a partial. it's the modern day paperbag
Meow meow I'm a fat cow moooo where bf to rape me yay gloo
>>85861259A furhead won't stop the fact that my body is ugly and misshaped and I have no ass.
>>85861234Short, 130lbs, hairless with afro, mouthbreather face. Brutal combo.
>>85854152>>85854679step this nigga on glass at 1ce
>>85861404fool, I have fent >:)>injects half of it not knowing any better
>>85861335>body is uglyhow>no asssquats
>>85861359>short and lightthat's no issue>hairless with afrowtf do you have an afro or are you hairless. either way, just shave or style whatever you got>mouthbreather facewhat does that even mean. recessed chin?
>>85861426cyclists and motorcyclists, smash the needle so hard into this nigga it creates a shrapnel injury
>>85861465haha i *dies*
hopeslop is NOT allowed on the premise.
>>85861480listening to "Disturbing Discovery" on loop whilst playing satisfactory and listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y91ffixp8I on loop whilst playing Casualties Demo
tfw no bf to say "tfw no bf to make attacks upon the enemy with" before the bf reminds me that there is no enemy, there is only that squeaky brake caliper to deal with, also get the keys out of my mouth, it's bad for my teeth
>>85861259this halloween i will do the opposite and wear my shitty "kigu" with a tacvest and hand-drawn "service animal" sticker
>>85861554whatwhat the fuck does any of that shit mean dude
>>85861615worry about ittfw no bf with which to worry about it
>>85861658we're all about worry herealso being raging incels
tfw no young master bf who courts the jade beauty but is gravely wounded by the Grave Wound Sect and i have to save him through my prowess as a daoist immortal with iron bones and steel tendon (i achieve a breakthrough in cultivation during this battle that ascends me to the ninth heavenly martial realm)
>tfw no bf to collect toys with ;-;
>>85861674>>85861696"I could always tell them,"the consulate clerk says,"A nigger with swords is out here raping chinese refugees."
>>85861709in malaysia they call that "running amok"
>>85861728based malaysians going postal before it was cool
>>85861761me in the middIe
>>85861842based minivan
>>85861847I still need to watch this movie. That and Falling Down
>>85861870Heat absolutely requires you section a whole day off. the movie alone is like two hours alone and you cant brainrot scroll through it. falling down is good too but is a more typical americansky movie but well worth watching. spoiler alert the protagonist is the bad guy for overreacting, actually
>>85861883Noted. I don't really doomscroll when I watch movies but I'll make sure to really turn up the surround sound to get immersed (and the cops called on me)
I hurt my foot really bad while running and got my flu shot. Anybody wanna take care of a bedridden bf?
>>85861452>what does that even mean. recessed chin?It's something like picrel o algo.>>85861359You look fine. Are you black?
>zoombies doomscroll while watching moviesGrimdark
>>85861914He's not going to fuck meow for you cuckbot you can stop asking
>>85861893you will absolutely get the cops called on you because despite what /k/ says it is not a shooting movie. however there is a several minute long scene where the cops are staking out krew as they operate an incredibly loud drill
>>85861960I'm not a cuck obsessed with BBC o algo. I'd date him if he isn't a poc.
me is a brotha me is a brotha
>I'd date him if he isn't a pocMeow simp's clitty just shriveled up. I think we might have another meow simp melty on our hands after this one..
>>85861098So did you find anyone that is more fitting to be your person? I wish I could say yes but I know this fine piece is not mine, it was for someone good that knew they need exactly someone like you and can love you for life with open heart.
no bayarea freakshow tomorrow
>>85861452Very ugly face basically. >>85861914No I'm white unfortunately
i wish i had a boy to do things this halloween with. unfortunately, ive made myself unlikable as possible. i hope your halloween is good, anons
gays, please tell me, how do you 'clock' someone as being gaybecause I'm a straight 5'6" guy that's constantly hounded by gay people at bars some of which have INSISTED that I'm gay and I just "don't know it yet" and yeah I've done butt stuff by myself for the physical pleasure of it but I don't want to be with another guy romantically so what the fuck is itonly guys approach me, women don't and I don't know what it is
>>85862877As a gay, you have my permission to punch any faggot disrespecting your boundaries in the fucking face.Otherwise, you're probably hot af, foids are usually terrible at seeing it.
>>85862877i agree with >>85862941dont let dudes harass you and say creepy shit like "you just dont know youre gay". thats predatory ass behavior and nasty as fuck.
>>85862941>foids are usually terrible at seeing itMost females are shallow chad's cum dumpster, so don't expect that they have good taste. You failed the height test, so it's over for you.>>85862877>gays, please tell me, how do you 'clock' someone as being gayI don't, unless the person is effeminate and shows very obvious signals of being gay.
>>85862975prison gay?
I work in tech, so just about everyone ik is some flavor of gay. The ones that are 100% straight are the weirdos.Mannerisms, voice pitch, grooming, hwp, crossdressing cosplays at recreational events, lacking a wedding wing, recognize face from Grindr, etc etc... take your pick.
>>85862941>>85862952>>85862975thanks for the answersI just kinda wish I knew what it exactly is about my behavior that's apparently just so obviously gay to certain people, I do keep a medium length hair because I think it looks good and I take care of how I dressmind you, I wouldn't change it even if I knew, I want to be myself which is probably how I got myself into this situation in the first place but man is it hard when you're a guy trying to pull women at bars and all you get are guys, some of which are really straightforward with their desires, which is... admirable to say the least
>>85863052>manlet>long hair>attention to fashion>plays with his buttbig gaydar cross section
>>85862877maybe its because you keep going to gay bars
you either a koopa or a goomba in this world
got my 5G injections today but still only one bar of signal, did I get scammed?
>>85863436uh, duh.why even get them when they at best don't do anything?
>>85863436those were saline injections and your balls are now 10x the size and inviable
i'm a drug dealer i'm a drug lord I gotta be a drug dealer to be like jay-z to get rich i'm eating chips nigga
>>85862877I'm kinda jealous desu. I'm 5'7 and I get no attention from guys to begin with.
>tf when no drug dealer bf that hooks you on the stuff he sells
>>85864201it's my sperm mixed with a bit of adderall
>Thanks to the adderall I finish my degree, I get a good job, I fix my life and I leave my bum drug dealer boyfriend for someone more successful
>>85863024Why did cuckbot get so mad when they suggested r9k should be a blue board? It's because he wouldn't be able to spam his bbc porn isn't it
>>85862440Cuckbot looking for his next bull, nice try>>85862447Uh oh he's not going to like this one
>>85863236>Makima needs to shit in my moufMost unhinged cuckbot post?
>>85864587>>85864936Hello, anon. I don't post in these threads but I do keep tabs on them. Why are you replying to both of my posts accusing me of being "cuckbot"? Is this a "poopdick schizo" situation?
>>85864979There's a poster called meow who loves to spam /r9k/ with BBC threads and even spams BLACKED porn in these threads and he has a simp called meow simp who reposts and links all BBC content trying to blame it on other posters so meow won't get the blame for it. It's why we call him meow simp here.
>>85863039Apparently being neet was the wrong career choice all along
Is this cuckbot in the thread with us? All I see is a schizo spamming shit about him all the time
>>85864979Good post, terrible gif.
doing anything spoopy tonight r9gay? sadly for me its another night inside.
>>85851990Worked night shift at a restaraunt kitchen. Cute girl from uni invited me to go bar-hopping at gay bars... but I had work. fml
>>85865629Having a headache, that's pretty spoopy if you ask me.
>>85865365If you don't want to work, then that becomes your job. There's a lot of overtime. There's not many days off.I'm not trying to complain.
I wish neethood counted as a full time job. I would have 10 years experience. Probably more since even when I was in college I was semi-neet.
The thing about having longer hair is you can have a bad hair day but then you wash it and dry it and then it looks great again ^_^
Take care of your hair, you'll miss it if you start to bald. I sure do.
Your curses don't work on me I'm a wizard like you but a more potent one.
Bfus appearus!
You fool I am a wizard of the 36th level and my powers are unmatched by never knowing the hug or kiss of a boy.
I guess Halloween was as good time as any to start gym again. My old gym no less, which is even better. I was sad the feline staff member wasn't there but I saw him eating outside after finishing my workout. Workout that went great. I did more than I thought I would. Anyways another halloween I'm not dressing up as anything :c
Sending a bf simulacra to your house to steal your virginity and then having it melt away right there before your eyes. Then you'll know true horror, deprived as you will be not only of love but also your powers.
>>85865491Don't mention shit around cuckbot or else he will start spamming his collection again
>>85866161Exactly I don't want to lose my powers. If anything I'd be the one melting after losing everything I worked for all my life.
Wouldn't a 36 year old wizard only be level 6 since you don't become a wizard until 30?
>>85866161Hypnotizing him and making him my thrall and turning him against you and we make out if front of you and you must battle this evil horny shadow version of yourself like a mini boss before you can ever dream of facing me yourself (beware, I WILL defeat you sexually)
>>85862569This thread is cute but it made me sad. Fuck this shit timeline where we don't use cds for game anymore. Fuck this digital only shit. I hope every data center and tech oligarch dies a painful death for what they did.
>>85866161Won't work on me, I'll just turn him away, too lonely and unloveable at this point to be seduced by it.
despite being an 8/10 twink i am so lonely and have no friends and no boyfriends because i cant talk to people at allcompletely unable to talk to people
>>85866536you got to start somewheremaybe getting discord from 4chan anons could be a good start. either here or on like /v/ threads for coop/multiplayer games you like
trips determines how i kill myself at midnight.
>>85866684can i use the quints i got to nullify your killing yourself
>>85866693no. and id tell you to fuck off to boot. tired of hearing "NOOO DONT KILL YOURSELF!!!" from people who effectively dont give a shit.
>>85866536what's 8/10?
>>85866798Have you heard "not yet, I want to fuck you first and touch your feet and go on a spaghetti date later to much on some balls"? dk about your situation but i wish i had a suicidal boy bf because i am getting close to becoming one too but you are definitely too sexy to kill yourself and if that was my dynamic in the house i'd be a butler doing thing to make you happy
>>85866858im not reading that shit. i assume its some hornybrained bullshit and im not interested in it.
>>85866865Then why coming here telling us how bad you feel you attentionwhore maybe from few threads ago? Sulk in your room in silence and kill yourself then
>>85866865yeah i'm with the other guy wtf do you want from us you suck *throws tomatoes at you*
>>85866888>>85866934are you both retarded? read my first post again. i want trips to determine how i should kill myself. youre so gungho to tell people to kill themselves normally, so whats your problem with it now, chickenshits?
>>85866888>you wont fuck me, so kill yourselfwhy are you here trying to get laid? go to grindr dawg
>>85866945and you got trips, dipshit: >>85866888sulk in your room in silence, kill yourself however you see fit, and fuck offbut i guess your faggot attention whoring ass didn't expect anyone to get trips so you're sticking around, huh? loser.
>>85866945Because I suddenly fell in love, not horny, with a real tender boy that is having hard time processing his emotions, even if he's a total fucking bitch. Probably would've listened if it was a chad telling you those things
My Halloween costume is that guy from person that uses the gun except when I blow my brains out I don't gain powers
>>85866978>suddenly fell in loveon 4chan? with an anon youve never met before? i doubt it. that doesnt happenalso im not that anon. i wouldnt fuck you either though. you sound weird.
>>85866975I don't think trips are the purpose of my life, I've gotten trips quads quints septs before and yeah I'll be forever>>85866963Shhhh shut it niglet that wasn't my intention, I wish I could but I'm not hunting for groomable vulnerable guys
>>85866975thats not a method of suicide, retard. thats you being mad as hell that i wont fuck you. haha, faggots so lonely he has to try and chat up people on 4chan for sex!!!youre a bigger loser than i am, somehow!
>>85866985Thank god you're not that anon and I couldn't care less what you think. Is that all?
>>85867011>i couldnt care less what you thinkthen why are you replying to me?
>>85866666i cant even do that i found my way into some of these places but you have to be such a butterfly i dont know how to get involved at all and like subject myself to the judgementalso insane digits wow!!
>>85867000and i'll enjoy crying about it while i still have a pulse. oh wait, your pussy ass is just fishing for attention and you aren't going to do shit. shut your loser ass up and get some (you)s making decent posts instead of putting on the angsty manchild woe is me act
>>85867014To tell you that you're a bitchboy, nothing more
>>85867037boohoo, little bro. at least i wont die a virgin. your ass is going to the grave without ever knowing what sex feels like>manchild blah blahyoure the one who switch up when i said i wouldnt fuck you. sounds like a worse manchild than half the people here
>>85867042i can see why the other anon is being mean to you. everyone deserves their pain in some way, i guess
>>85867048>least i wont die a virgini'll have plenty of time while you're a fetid festering corpse in the ground. >schizo retard mistaking me for someone elseif you're blowing your brains out, i recommend shooting twice: i don't think you have a lot of brain matter in that neanderthal skull of yours
>>85867048you're so feisty and angry, boo lool. wanna go on a suicide date? if you kill yourself today you might as well end up as a ghost and never know peace. and i rather go on a date with a sad boy that knows the ways of sex.
>>85867071>not tripsopinion discarded>thats not me!! thats not me!!! it totally is. i can tell by your second attempt at being horny. i would never fuck a freak from this shithole of a site. be mad faggot!
>>85867089>opinion discardedlike you even would if i did, pussy>[weird projection of fetish]if anything in my posts looked fetishistic to you, maybe it's a good thing you're killing yourself for what a freak you are.
>>85867113>like you even would if i didi would. im not like the rest of the pussy cowards from this site. i dont suicidebait like half the people here.>fetishi never mentioned a thing about fetishes. are you illiterate or are you just brainrotted like the average r9faggot?
>>85867132>im not like the rest of the pussy cowards from this siteyet here you are, pussy>i never mentioned fetishesooh, you're that esl retard who has no command over the english language (or another - you dipshits look alike). well, mr. stupid ass, you did. you're just too much of an idiot to see it. hope that helps :)
>>85867059He's being mean to everybody, I can see why now btw because he's having a hard day. Do you think I should fall in love with someone else?
>>85867152you havent gotten trips telling me how to kill myself yet, now have you faggot?>esl retardno, im a native speaker. by your posts, i can tell youre esl as fuck though. probably italian or some flavor of spanishmutt?
Hooolyyy shiiit shuuut uuupp
>>85867158i thought you didnt care what i think?
>>85867161>no, im a native speakeri pity your education, then. scratch the blowing brains out method: you never had much to begin with. enjoy being a waste of oxygen who will no doubt live out his lifespan for being an eternal coward.
i love italian men, they're hot and pretty and sexy and hung. spanishmutts too
>>85867178>still no tripsblah blah, virgin. get some dick or ass>scratch the blowing brains out methodoh thats brown as fuck. you gotta be some sort of mystery meat, probably meso-amerimutt
>>85867177I changed my mind, now I only care what you alone think. My guru, guide, mentor <3
>>85867224im not getting involved in this argument. im going to go back to playing the forever winter.
>too high temps ruining the spooky Halloween vibesSeriously its 70 degrees out, should be like 50 right now.
>>85867242Take me with you? My favorite person
>>85867383do you own TFW? ive never done coop, but we could try it
>>85867346one of my core memories as a kid was being dressed up as spiderman and freezing my ass off because it was like 40 degrees. i miss those times.
>>85867396No and I can buy but on the second thought that probably means I'd have to add you and you'd know who I am and that's scary for me
>>85867403Many Halloweens of my youth were cold, windy and rainy. I don't remember 1 this warm.
>>85867418i would only know your username. not who you are beyond that. but fair enough.>>85867424the only one i remember even close to this warmth is when i moved to arkansas. that one was around 65ish? i dont remember. it was warm though.>Many Halloweens of my youth were cold, windy and rainy.same. it used to be common practice to bring coats and umbrellas.
>>85865629nothing as usualkms another day ig
>>85867449Sorry for being asocial ugly retard piece of shit ugly moron anon, that's probably for good that you'll meet someone else in coop
>>85867474i dont play coop usually. i dont like playing with randos. its okay. i understand. most people here are asocial
these are my penguins
>>85867479It's not okay because that is lk ruining my life and even now I lost on the best perfectestsest guy for me. This is my last reply. I'm losing it. But you're quite not bad. No it is a silly joke but I know most gaybots here are not as bad. I've lost my marbles.
>>85867493thank you. i'll take them
>>85867493I love pengus so much something about them is cute <3
>>85867502anon, what are you even talking about at this point?
>waging on halloweenit's so over
>>85867517be my boyfriend please>>85867511piledrives u
>>85867532>furryslop
Any Anons listening to music right now? Be a sweetheart and link it, I need to occupy my brain so it doesn't feel bad.
>>85867591post the boys you like then, tough guy
>>85867621i am waging and cannot listen to tunes, anondo you wish to talk about what ails you
>>85867621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJQH4FxXtFMHave some foreign music
>>85867644Nothing much to talk about, the realities of my life have caught up with me as they often do on weekends and so I need to step up my escapism efforts to avoid crying.>>85867651This is nice, thank you. I've listened to only an album or two of this genre (shoegaze? I have no idea) but I enjoy it here and there.
>>85867706>and so I need to step up my escapism efforts to avoid crying.fair. i've known a few anons who employ similar methods. do you ever listen to podcasts? maybe have some vidya you can sink your teeth into?
>>85867706>This is nice, thank youNo need to mention it. I usually find myself enjoying foreign music that I can't understand more because I can only focus on the music and what it makes me feel. You don't get distracted by nonsensical, obscene or deep lyrics. As for the genre, no idea. Do you want to talk about music a little bit?
what gaymes have you anons been playing? I've been playing gamma and nuclear option and probably gonna play bloodborne co-op this weekend with a furiend
ive been playing fifa and team fortress 2
speaking of musichow soon would be too soon to write a song for someone. how creepy of thing to do to soon?i know everyone says they 'love music' but i really like it a lot.
>>85867756Songs of syx and getting ready for wow forever. I'm going to likely attempt to actually get into it and stay with it this time like I didn't do with classic.
>>85867714Yep, I'm already doing that, just needed bit more while I'm playing :).>>85867745I too hate it when I like the song but the lyrics are about casual sex or something.
>>85867770>fifais the fun just from the actual football playing, or is there progression and out-of-game mechanics like player rotations and funds?>>85867776Good luck, anon. WoW Forever is sounding like it'll be good. I should probably subscribe when it's time. >Song of SyxI should really play that again. It's been a loong time
>>85867793its not really fun unfortunately its shit but yeah theres progression its kind of like an rpgyou can improve the players and buy better ones and progress through the league i was trying to play as norwich city football club but playing agaisnt the ai is like trying to pull your teeth out of your mouth with your bare hands its just an awful process
>>85867775i've written music for lovers before. while i'd say follow your heart and do whatever inspires you, you can't go wrong with an instrumental piece if you feel something with lyrics might come across too strong. I think just giving someone an original composition and telling them you made it for them is a huge gesture on its own :3
>>85867775I think there is never a timing. It might creepy for some people no matter how much time you've been with them. So it depends on the person. Maybe other would love it. Maybe your voice is amazing and they would love to hear you no matter what. I would probably don't know what to do if someone wrote a song for me, I would die of embarrassment. But I wouldn't hate them or cut ties with them or think less of them. But it would be a really awkward experience.
>>85867806Yeah i'd only do instrumental. Singing lyrics to someone is simply too scary.
>>85867863Haha, that's fair. What do you have in mind for the piece? How will you make it? Have you already pieced out any of it?
>>85867756mount and blade i guess but i've been real bored and joylessly replaying old favorites out of boredom because i never find anything that grabs me anymore. i really wanna try a new mmorpg but they're all super old and i feel out of place as the new guy among people who've all been playing this every day for 30 years already
>>85867803>but playing agaisnt the ai is like trying to pull your teeth out of your mouth with your bare hands its just an awful processhaha, it reminds me of my time in Arma 3. The squad AI in that game is soooo bad. And like there's a whole control menu to give them commands that looks so enticingly controllable but THE AI NEVER FOLLOWS ANY OF THE ORDERS. So I get your pain, anon.
>>85867881I don't have anything in mind, Or anyone in mind either, really. I just really like music and tend to end up writing songs a lot as a way to process stuff. Sometimes I'll play songs about not having someone to play them to.
>>85867920iktf. I hate not having anything to play so you just force yourself to play old favorites that don't even grab you anymore. did you at least grab the m&b 64 bit exe that released recently that lets you play the game with much better performance? Sounded like it made playing mods a lot less painful. as for mmorpgs, the anon guilds I've been in usually have some friendly faces that will help you through the beginning stages (and some grouches, but isn't that just life)
>>85867756i was playing oblivion but now im playing morrowinf againtrying to get permanently expelled in all the guilds as late as i can in their questlines >:)
>>85867981>trying to get permanently expelled in all the guilds as late as i can in their questlines >:)why would you do that...
>>85867937while it is a shame to have no one to play to, it can be pretty fulfilling to play and compose for yourself (as i'm sure you've noticed). what sort of music do you usually make, genre wise? do you just play it on instruments you have, or perhaps compose it in a DAW?
>>85868032so i can give arch mage traven an even longer and fruitfuller career as long as, uh, stage 100 of MG18KingofWorms is not reached?wait... does this mean what i think it does...
>>85868159>does this mean what i think it doesi have no idea. i'd be careful, though: your perplexing ways are getting you dangerously close to achieving CHIM...
>>85868043I mostly play guitar and play stuff revolved around that. I play with some synths and drum machines but when i record its usually revolved around physical instruments and sounds coming from amps and physical stuff.
>>85868286sounds about right. I always found it a bit of a pain to layer physical playing over virtual instruments, but that's probably a combination of me not being a good musician and me not playing around with quantization. I've always been more of a digital-only kind of guy.
anyone tryna hop on deadlock
>>85868546I didn't like it very much sowwy...
uhhuhcry about it
>>85868692real life pilots in ww2 would do that to the V1 flying bombs but you probably knew that already. I just have to show off on anything tangentially related to a historical topic.
>>85868778it's okay anon tell me more about neat historical facts. give me your top three
Is there any downside to killing myself? I've been thinking about it for years and nothing really gets better.
>not killing yourselfthe future prospect of finding cool new guns to fingerfuck and shoot
>>85868843A fellow gun loving gay? I got a glock 17, an ar-15 and a GP100. I love shooting.
>>85868836you be a loser forever with no possible chance at redemption. billion years til the end of earth you're always a loser the whole time. ten billion years
>>85868852yeah but it's been a while since i've shot. i have a few handguns (9mm and 45) and revolvers (38 and 44) plus some rifles and a shotgun. i'd shoot more if i wasn't so lazy. i really should get an ar-15. i've only fired one once, but they seem like a lot of fun with how customizable they are. have you decked yours out at all?
>>85868866completely and fully independent of any choice made in life. one either is genetically a loser or he isn't
>>85868870Mine was an LE trade in colt, I haven't modified it at all. I really don't want to go messing around with it because I'm afraid of fucking it up. Right now it works.
I really wish I could get myself to actually read again I used to be so good at keeping up with my web comics and now I am probably at minimum 3 months behind on all of them. Not counting the two that I am even further behind on one being at least a year and a half at this point. Not to mention all the books I buy and then never read even things that in my head should guarantee that I read them. Cute BL shit? NopeBook series I loved as a child? NopeSelf-help books? NopeManga? Nope"Cozy" fiction? Nope
>>85868887>I'm afraid of fucking it upyeah, I feel that. for me, it'd be a pain to mess with the sighting and not like be in a place to actually test it's accurate lol. but nothing wrong with a standard base: it's a pretty gun regardless
>>85868973yeah, same. I was doing good with my reading but just completely fell off the wagon. I can feel my brain rotting in real time from all the slop I consume. It hungers for something with some meat (more slop but in text form)
I want a boyfriend to play deadlock with(and jerk off on call)
>>85869007Yeah I have to go to the range and I don't want to spend time trying to sight something in. The current magpull sights on it work just fine and realistically I won't be using it more than a few feet away. Its my go too home defense weapon currently. I was thinking about getting a 1911 or a shotgun next.
>>85869041>getting a 1911 or a shotgun nextI have one of those rock island 1911 (because they're cheap and i'm a poorfag) i got for like 300 and it feels breddy good. fired a few hundred rounds out of it with cheap-o ammo and haven't had any issuesif you're getting a shotgun, remember that indoor ranges don't usually let you shoot them so you'd have to shoot it on blm land or an outdoor range (maybe this is obvious but i was a retard and didn't know)
>>85869068I was thinking about getting a tisas 1911, they seem to have good reviews. I just looked and mine doesn't allow shotguns and the one outdoor range nearby is fudd central. Might skip that if I can't really shoot it anywhere.
>>85868866>thinking anyone here has a chance of redemptionget real.
Got a gpu for free today. I feel good. https://youtube.com/watch?v=-rn_pCKFeC8
>>85869306Which one? I'm still using my 1070 I bought a million years ago haha.
>>85869323My 1080 gave out back in '24 it was a good card. I was very sad when it failed.
>>85869306>free todaysucking dick isn't getting something "for free"
>>85869353No organs or body parts of mine were touched. >>858693232080 TI, used for mining but the guy tossed it to me for free.
should have passed out my last two bags of milky way to the kids tonight but I completely forgot about it. My teeth certainly don't need the sugar, nor does my fat ass.
>>85867944Meow simp spitting out BIG BLACK COCK lore now?
>tfw no bedsheet ghost bf
>>85869527>spitting out BIG BLACK COCKnobody would ever do this
My epic plan to wear a sexy dress to the local gay bar was sidelined by having to take a relative to the ER. How was everyone else's All Hallows' Eve?
>>85869752sorry, anon, that really blows. hope everyone is alright. maybe there's still time to do some late night halloweenies...I got back from waging at the job factory and got to see fireworks from the local game. It was a good time :)
>>85869771Just gotta work with the hands we're dealt. Too late to get into any mischief, but there's always another day.Hope you have a comfy night after the town celebrated you getting off work. :>
>>85852193>would you date a former, reformed, slut?Sure, as long as they're willing to teach me a thing or two if you catch my drift haha ;D*cracks open a cold one*
>I wish I went to NY for the Halloween parade...luv Halloween but barely celebrated this year
>>85869442anyone came trick r treating to your door storyanon?
I would give up all earthly possessions to be with a boy who loved me and that I loved
i have a mildly successful twitter account that i post my ass to
>>85869752im sure the emt's appreciated your sexy dress
>gay guy gets so drunk/high he turns biI love seeing the factory reset in action. Have you ever witnessed this
>>85870780I've found it's the other way around. The 'straight' guy starts feeling up other guys or the gay guy can't stop holding himself back. Of course, I've never actually attended a party, but I've observed these dynamics from a safe distance.
>>85870787>I've never actually attended a party, but I've observed these dynamics from a safe distance.what brand of telescope?
>>85870807I didn't use a telescope. I was on the roof of a building scrolling 4chan while watching people in an open-air courtyard.
>>85870816that means you attended the party from the roof
>>85870874I don't think that is how it works. Part of attending a party is being physically present with its members, and if they had noticed me I would have been given disgusted looks at best and violently killed at worst.
>They don't know I'm in the party
>>85866858>but you are definitely too sexy This just makes people not believe in compliments when they're this hollow and based on nothing. You're just making it worse. How do you know? You have no idea. Your words mean nothing. You haven't seen him. He didn't even describe himself. What the fuck. You're just one of those I suck but you're so cool types and it's gross. >>85867011If he was chad youd care whore>>85867037His angsty act got you to suck his virtual penis lmao>>85867048>Bud at least I got smexShut the fuck up you stupid whore, both literal and attention one. Every whore can go on grindr and get laid but doesn't sound like it made you wanna live lmao. Imagine bragging about something like that. Why don't you get a boyfriend who will love you? Because you can't. So you beg for attention here thinking you're any different than others who do the same. Did you do it?
>>85867806Translation: I wrote music for my friends dog ((I wanted to have sex with him(the dog, not the friend))
