>Be me>34 years old, never had a job.>Mom died 2 yrs ago, left $350k inheritance.>Start living in aunt's rental apartment, pay rent yearly every jan to avoid contact with her.>Get all food delivered.>Use gaming pc 10-20 hours a day.>Haven't been outside in over a year.>Never know what month or day it is.>Mom left Honda Civic I never insured because it's not online.>Car got impounded over 1 year ago, no idea where, won't look.>Toilet stopped working 8 months ago.>Ordered a plunger on amazon, didn't do anything.>Started shitting in shower, but stamping shit down the drain is exhausting.>Found the solution of letting running shower water disolve it for me.>Horrible stench started to seep into my main living space.>Bought a big fan on Amazon to blow the smell out the window in the bathroom.>Upstairs neighbors started complaining about shit smell.>Got scared and stopped.>Really had to go bad so I shit in a takeout box, discovered new toilet solution.>Bulk ordered disposable plastic food boxes.>Too lazy to always throw them out.>Now theres a stack of shit containers against the wall.>Too afraid to get rid of all at once so I ignore them.>Bad smell from toilet got worse 3 months ago.>Got scared they might notice so I sealed the window and duck taped it.>Noticed toilet randomly began overflowing by itself despite me not using it for months.>Tried to use large soda bottles to drain shit water in the tub.>Bathtub clogged up.>The water line would slowly rise up with what sounded like bathroom use by neighbors upstairs.>Tried to drain it in sink now.>Sink clogged up.>Huge panic attack every time I heard neighbors use bathroom>Unbearable>Bathroom completely lost/destroyed so I bought caulk guns on Amazon>Caulked the bottom of the bathroom door shut and ignored it.>A few months pass.>Caulked the entire door trying to block smell, mostly used to it but its unbearable if ac is off.>Bathroom makes wierd swamp noises and waterfall sounds.(1/2)
>>85850797nasty ass wtf
(2/2)>Want to forget about the damn bathroom.>Block the door with food box containers and ignore it.>Two weeks ago I feel an intense rumble at 9am.>Take off my headphones and I hear crashing noise and water falling, horrifying destruction sounds.>I'm pretty sure the floor caved in.>I've been having nonstop panic attacks since then.>Horrible stench getting worse.> Floor carpet getting moist from beneath.> Everything smells like sewer.>Terrified of someone finding out.>Trying to find a way to disappear and escape
This is beyond stupidity and retardation and crosses into strange Eldritch being territoryWhat. Are.You.Fucking.Doing.With.Your.Own.Brain.
OP there were so many inflection points that should have woken you up into forcing a change, why dont you just set the place on fire atp, preferably while you're inside.
which realm of hell is this?
>>85850797>>85850805Film it for the love of God please Please please please you have the chance here to become a world-famous lolcow and have a biopic movie starting Jim Carrey made about youDude please
the best thing for you might just be a plane ticket. how did you get this way anon? surely you could've reasoned quick fixes aren't good solutions.
>>85850799Theres no fucking shot this shit is real oh my god what are you doing op
>>85850797>>85850805Post the poop boxes or you're a lying homo
>>85850805>The floor collapsed in my shit-covered over-flowing bathroom two weeks ago at 9am and I'm only still just pretty sure about what happenedBro it is so over for you. I don't know how you became a 34-year old adult with this much lack of responsibility but WEW.This reminds me a little bit of myself 15 years ago when I was at my absolute worst.Get help for your issues. Go to therapy or counselling or anything that works for you. Try at something to fix you until it works. Don't stop until you are well.
Pics of the poo stack or you're lying
This sounds lovecraftian
NEETbucks and social help were invented for people like you.
You need to do the hard thing which is not find temporary solutions, but admit you've fucked up to whatever authorities can start helping you un fuck yourself. The longer you don't do this, the worse it's going to get.
Man, you gotta stay clean if you're a shut in NEET, that is the golden rule or shit (literally) will get away from you and you'll end up swimming in sewage. You gotta leave man, nuke it and do better next time. Sorry about your Mom.
>>85850797>sniffahimagine the smell
Order another plunger and push it on the toilet a few times, then you can use the toilet again. No big deal.
Day 71 of bed rotting: I managed to secure a interview at Walmart through sheer nepotism. They told me they will call back. But, I'm not sure if they will. It's for either stocking or maintenance. I have virtually 0 experience. I told them as much. There was literally a dude there, white and 6'0". He was doing well with the women there. But, he couldn't get the job despite having 5+ years of experience. Got told there wasn't space for him. If I get this job, it'll be because of luck and sheer nepotism. It won't because of anything genuine I have. I can't imagine how difficult it is for the neet with 0 connections to get anything in this life. We really weren't meant to be here. It's just humiliating every time.
>>85850831Please OP if this is real we have to see it at least post photos
>>85850797This gotta be bait, op post the bathroom now
Picz or larp thread>>85851558Being on the internet too much warped your sense of reality. You don't need experience, you get told what to do and figure it out as you go.
larp op will never deliver
>>85850797>>858508051. save all the money you can. stop ordering delivery that shit is too expensive and wasteful. honor your mom, you've got time left on this earth still.2. not all is lost so don't worry too much you will get through this.3. get a 5 gallon bucket and use bags to shit in. shopping bags work but double bag it in case one bag isn't enough for poo and pee and leaks.4. you have to see what happened in the bathroom there is no way the floor caved in just from shitting. maybe a pipe burst but that's not your problem since it's your aunt's place.5. you can buy a house somewhere else with that kind of money but then you'll need to wagecuck for food, gas, insurance, internet, electricity, phone, property taxes...
>>85850797So this is what they mean when they say you are a prisoner of your own mind. literally all of this is self caused lol
>>85851659it's not his fault.you're a normie tourist.get the fuck off my board.
>>85851649you probably have stuff so you probably don't want to homelessmaxx but you could if you don't mind losing possessions.you could qualify for SSDI with this shit stacked up. your aunt's testimony will help you qualify. that's if you worked before probably otherwise SSI limits your savings to like 3k or some shit. SSDI you can have as much money as possible.if you get SSDI you can just fuck off anywhere you can afford then. some people go to mexico.you qualify for a mexican residency by economic solvency from having enough savings.you can go to mexico and be a larper somewhere cheaper. that's what all the social security boomer women do.
hard to believe but I've seen this exact brand of autism before on the TV show Hoarders
>>85851717They asked her why she didn't fix the toilet and she indignantly replied because she didn't know how. She never considered calling a plumber.
>>85851717>>85851724there's no shame about this. they don't teach you shit in school.
>>85851696lol, lmao even. also how is it not his fault
before you get as bad as OPs situation, if you ever have blocked drains and want to do everything you can without having to call a plumber, pour huge amounts of very hot water combined with dish soap down your drains
what a retarded loser. get a job
>>85851948vinegar is good too
>>85851948>>85852054what the plumber is going to do is use a drain snake which you can do yourself. you can get a cheap plastic one that will just push and pull hair and shit out of the drain to relieve a clog enough for shit and liquid to go out. you can get a metal one that attaches to a hand drill and that will whip around in a 360 degree shit clearing motion to clear the drain. that one obviously works better but isn't always necessary.you can also get a new plunger. american slop plungers are obsolete.
Bunch of newfriends ITT this is an old copy pasta
>>85852153copy pasta isn't possible on r9k looks like you are a new tourist
Lol @ all the retards believing this ridiculous larp. OP will never post pics. OP is a 15 year old attention seeker from r/greentext and you fell for the bait. The real question is how pathetic do you have to be to make up something like this.
>>85852268Yeah, the toilet got clogged 8 months ago, and the faggot created a plot hole. He forgot to add the piss problem to his story. One line of how he deal with his bottles of piss is enough to make it more believable.
at least you have money goes to show what a spook morality is
>>85852406*Or how he pees in the kitchen sink. But nope, he totally omitted that, as if he forgot about it.
>>85850797>>85850805I refuse to believe anyone can be this stupid. This has to be a creative writing exercise just to screenshot and farm reddit/twitter attention.
>>85851765You've clearly never been agoraphobic or fallen to depths of shame that you see no way out of. Not everyone has support networks that would prevent them from downward spiraling like OP. You don't know what traumas he's faced that led him to this point be is at now, presuming he isn't larping. Either way you should have empathy for his situation rather than caring about blame.
>>85852187>copy pasta isn't possible on r9k>take existing pasta, change a letter or a wordez gg
>>85852187feather this poster
>>85852446I can confirm that people really can be this stupid and hopeless. I could easily see myself getting myself into a mess like this if it happened at one of the lowest points in my life.If you have enough things going wrong all at once, your efforts to fix the problems have all been in vain, and you have nobody in your life to impress, you eventually stop reacting to stimuli. It becomes impossible to force yourself to care about anything, much less take meaningful action. I was in an unbreakable hell trance like this for nearly three years while grieving. Pissed away my health, career, house, savings, obliterated my credit, and physically could not help myself as I watched it happen.
>>85850797Bro really. Even as a NEET myself, you have to actually take care of the space you live in. How do you not just call a plumber.
>>85850797I have a top secret investment you might be interested in anon.
>>85850797You may be the smartest human of all time
fake story but it made me laugh
My dear mentally disabled friend, this situation could have been resolved for less than 50 dollars.
>>85850797stupid lying op
>>85852187the filter resets
>>85850797A horrifying situation. Im going to write a story about this.
Even though it's a bullshit story, I miss when /r9k/ was shit like this instead of a more incel-leaning /pol/. I miss being able to click /r9k/ and immediately find a picture of some wretche's self-inflicted living conditions. Anyone got screencaps of the classics?
>>85850805Bet you wish you still had that Honda Civic. I'd pay for bus fare and get as far away as possible. Not like your aunt will let you stay anymore anyways. At least you could avoid the shouting.
