Bread buest is a quest where you... you... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I forgot, do you remember ?
Look for a Toaster.
Date a human or elven woman
Eliminate humans, as to prevent anything better than sliced bread from being invented
>>6437286Ah, ya that does sound very beard like.Now all you need to do is find a store that sells that kind of junk, if that's even a place here.
>>6437492Go to the nearest thrift store.
>>6437498 Well this store is... shop... hopefully. your not sure what the "bill the" sign means, but beggars can't be choosers.
Feck
>>6437506Turn 360° and moon walk away.
After entering you realize... this was definitely not a normal store. but maybe a store with infinite products can give you a hand out.
>>6437515>>6437513
>>6437522Deciding to not deal with any tardis shops you get out of there. But now looking around there's not much else other then this shop, but there are 3 other buildings in the distance.As far you tell this place only has a wizard tower, a well, this shop and an rundown shack.
>>6437526>an rundown shack.At least it's not a van down by the river! :D
>>6437530So decide to go to the rundown shack, and it fits the name. You're not even sure how it's still standing, it's just a bunch of planks nailed together, even still it stands defiant of all laws of physics.Looking in side you can see an old man cooking some beans on toast.
>>6437533Go inside and strike up a conversation.
>>6437534You try to have a little chat with old man, but the instant you walk through that hole that's kind of a door way he pulls out a shotgun and says, "state your business or get ready to have a real mouth"It does make sense why he's so quick to shoot, a place like this does not scream safe.
>>6437557I'm looking for a Toaster.
>>6437557Ask if he has any butter.
>>6437557Whoa, easy there old-timer! I'm just looking for a toaster and I noticed you eating toast.
>>6437589You tell him " Whoa, easy there old-timer! I'm just looking for a toaster and I noticed you eating toast. " Which makes him pause for a bit... Then he lowers is weapon then says "Of course, the wizard always make one-track minded mosters, just don't stay to long, i'm not looking for roommates"
>>6437659>Of course, the wizard always make one-track minded mostersWhat do the old man mean by this?
>>6437659Want toaster. Want toast.
>>6437677"YOU'LL HAVE IT WHEN I'M DEAD."... it look like you will have to complete your quest in another way.
>>6437690Let's head to the wizard tower then.
>>6437670"I thought you would know, don't you think it's odd how I'm flesh and blood and your felt and stuffing "
>>6437716Deciding to leave the old man for now, you go to the wizard tower.Floating up to it you now get to see how much it eclipses the other places you've been to, even the door is missive.
>>6437728let's meditate on our being, try to reach enlightenment.
r u dead?
>>6438298Noo, 4chan just said "YoU aRe PoStInG tOo MuCh EvEn ThoUhT YouR ThTFUUUUcKinG gAMastAR" it took so long to fix.
>>6438617Enter boldly. Announce our presence.
>>6438650maybe you should have waited like 30 seconds, there is a small time limit between postsYou can also verify your e-mail for less hassle in captchas
>>6438739You try to burst through the big door BOLDLY, but it's locked and your small pipe cleaner limbs are too weak to force it open it so instead you BOLDLY knock on it.After waiting for a bit you hear something... big behind the door, it's multiple legs skitter across the walls inside, then through the little speakeasy on the massive door two eye peer out before saying " Oh... hi I guess, you doing good out there little guy ?"
>>6438930lmaoUhhhhh... I think. I was trying to find a toaster and an old man mentioned a wizard, so I came here.
>>6438951 "Ah, well um, if your looking for a toaster you came to the last place you would find one, if we have one the master would be so grumpy"
>>6439440Bummer. Could I speak with the wizard instead then? The old man said something about him creating me.
>>6439564"I would love to but he does not really love to see creatures he views as less then successful"
"We tried to give him substitutes for his strawberry and peanut butter sandwich, the stone caver, me, and the fabric weaver tried are best, but we all failed. every single unsuccessful sandwich was thrown out the window with the rest of the trash."
>>6440347I'll be back. Go to the well.
>>6441534 So you decide to leave the tower for now deciding to check out the well.Now looking around you find 2 coins and a sign that has something scratched out at the top that says "b*ue me*****" it's the most you can get out of the messed up top text the rest reads as "abandoned town's water/wishing well".
>>6441784Throw one coin into the well and wish for a toaster.
>>6441792After wishing for a toaster one pops out, but it's some how bad in almost every way, the slots for bread are small so anybody wanting to use it would need to cut the bread into slim barely thicker then card pieces, there is no cord but instead has an empty slot at the bottom for one of those fat batteries so even if you found an wall outlet it wouldn't even work.Maybe there's a reason most magic wishing wells are not drinking wells.
>>6441811Take the broken toaster, the coin, and head back to the shop.
>>6442425Taking your abomination of an toaster you decide to got back to the "bill the" your faced with what you think to be the cashier ?
>>6443320"I'd like to fix this toaster." Show them the coin and toaster.
wait this board has good threads
>>6444548>wait this board has good threadsIs this the first thread you saw?
>>6444559yes. I haven't been to this board in years.
>>6444561Yeah there are loads of great quest on RNto mention a few, Blue oni is cool, and the fool ascendant is also cool
>>6443407"Well, I guess I could, I would usually make you through the store challenge but since it's only going to last like 10 uses I can do that for you"After going under the desk for a bit they come back with the toaster and a battery pack then say." make sure to only use it when you need it, when it's on it's very loud"
>>6444620"Thanks." Go back to the wizard's tower with the toaster.
>>6445334"Oh uh... thank you I guess for the gift... we already have one, but I'm sure we can find a good use for it. Anyway have you visited abandoned town yet, it's a good place for monsters that aren't allowed in the tower. I could give you a map for it, you'll just need to wait a bit."
>>6445431"No. Watch this." Hop in the toaster, become toast, meet the wizard, and fulfill your destiny.
>>6445509I forget, weren't we made of felt and pipe cleaners. Or was that just a metaphor
>>6446362Yes, you are not real bread, also lost the device with the original bread master so I'm undead now.
>>6445509"I don't think you should hop into that thing, you're made of felt and stuffing after all"
>>6447812"Thank you for the warning. I'll head to the abandoned town now." Do a little bow, take the toaster, and head off in a direction we haven't been without waiting for the map.
>>6447873Getting to abandoned town... and the name is a perfect for what it is, not even a single house to loot or creature to talk to, the only thing to this "town's" name is a boulder, the water well and the smell of burning flesh.Also my pc is just fucking me with how it's just breaking on me over and over.
>>6451088Time to upgrade.Walk towards burning flesh smell.
>>6451088
>>6451284>>6451254Nice pic. Upgrade your computer.But first, burning flesh.
bread QM, if you want more interactions to your quest I'd recommend you give us options to discus (that is what most QMs do)
>>6451399Getting closer to the smell you can tell it's coming from the hole that's covered with a big stone but even if it's blocked up with your soft, body you can fit, or you can go back to the wizard tower for the map.
>>6452499try squeezing in
>>6452960The next png is not going to take like 30 years to come out.
>>6456288Ask if anyone's down there before continuing.
>>6456552After getting your head down you try to call for anybody down there, but even if anything was down here, it's not anywhere you can see it.You could ether press the red button, try to get closer to the burning smell on the right or left through the darker area on the right.
>>6460304Let's go left
>>6460397After going left you now realize why it was so quiet, all the humans down here are probably dead, if they haven left this place entirely.You could search the eyeless body for something of use, see what to burning smell is to the right, go back up and look around more or go further left.
>>6467136I don't wanna touch a dead body... let's go right
