What's so spooky about Matt, exactly?
>>21429419papa shango looking mighty miffed about being here.
>>21429419Someone please cripple danhausen.
>>21429419He’s a grown man with a hoarder level toy collection.
>>21429419he's over 12 and plays with toys
I'm surprised he's got that arm gimmick, you'd think it would them chicken legs to go out.
>>21429460something wrong with that? he lives the dream of everyone on this board, and gets to fuck these feet
>>21429419You don't think a grown playing with toys is creepy?
>>21429474I hate that my wife is ticklish.
>>21429419His pube beard
>>21429419>What's so spooky about MattHe's literally the average /pw/ poster personality-wise except he's around shoot 6 feet tall, in great physical shape, is working his dream job, has a woman, is making great money, and usually has a smile on his face
The fact he continues to haunt us with these threads
>>21429593I think Matt has better things to do bro lol
>>21429499>I hate that my husbando is ticklish.Ftfy
>>21429419Vince and Cena were right to bury him
>>21429474She's ugly; who cares?
>>21429419He's a Big Rubber Guy?