>SmackDown Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkUCard:* Danhausen presents "Danhausen's Very Nice, Very Evil SmackDown"* Trick Williams challenges Sami Zayn in an Undisputed WWE Championship Match* Chelsea Green defends WWE Women's Title against Nikki Bella * Ricky Saints looks to dethrone Rey Fenix in a AAA World Cruiserweight Title Match>SmackDown Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2mGkg8R0G4>Dean Ambrose vs. Cesaro - Trick or Street Fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnlD3KTXoJk
>>21425400debut when?
>>21425400Very nice, very evil thread.
It’s Friday! So I’m assuming Sam’s Club pizza and hot dog?
>>21425400>* Trick Williams challenges Sami Zayn in an Undisputed WWE Championship Match>implying the muslim won't be champion in muslim countryOF course Sami wins
>>21425400Holiday show bros...I'm thinking we're back
Danhausen should slime Gunter
>>21425400There better be a trick or street fight
>>21425570That match was a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBXfsjj3qKA
>>21425413She JUST only got to NXT from Evolve right? Shouldn't be for a while. Especially with all of the other call ups that just happened over the year. Some of them took like 5 years to go from NXT to the main roster. I see no reason to rush her. She wouldn't really offer anything different from a Lash Legend right now anyway. She should develop or reimagine her gimmick while she's in NXT to set herself apart more
>Gunther vs Danhausen Unless Gunther kills Danhausen and leaves him in a pool of blood with 5 broken ribs, it's pretty much over for Gunther.
>>21425579She doesn’t need to. Kelani hasn’t and she has a belt.
i am ready for spooky smackdown
If Vince was in charge this could be a fun show but HHH doesn't have a single funny bone in his body so I'm certain this will be shit
>>21425685I think Danhausen should win and slime Gunther afterwards
If danhausen wins then Gunther surelyAppears on the KWABOTY list
Open up the fridge, what do I see?A midnight snack looking back at me!It's going down, I'm yelling CHOP IT UP!Fill every plate and fill every cup!From the breakfast bowl to the dinner plate,We're gonna eat it all, we can't wait!Across the kitchen, hear the timers chime,It's time to dine!
i don't even watch wrestling anymore but i will be tuning into the last live smackdown ever since everyone's dying in a houthi bombing in riyadh next week apparently
Giulia is begging to get on screen.
>>21425817when you gotta beg for tv time that's often not a good sign
Smackchads it’s our night!
>>21425400No Fatal Influence? No Blake?
https://x.com/WWE/status/2116244021345755170#m
>>21425920Good. you don't want Danhausen to make them kiss and look stupid.
If you haven't seen it yet:https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vy3Q_Vd9iQE
Even for womens standards this Chelsea reign is all time bad
>>21426148need Gable vs Roman so bad
>>21426157Not male enough for you, tranny?
>>21425713>vince>fun shows
>kiddo has a shark costume for Halloween this year>wife keeps making him put it on early and dragging him (and me) to random places doing promotions to get free shit>need to find some way to entertain myself to deal with how stupid this is>everytime I hear someone say "Look at that shark" or whatever, I start cutting Tenta's "I'm not a shark, I'm a man" promo>I am never going to explain to either of them what the hell I'm talking about
https://x.com/DanhausenAD/status/2116263413496316003
corey is such a dick to the main event dweeb
https://x.com/WWE/status/2116306543612424451#mNikki looking good
>The Rainmaker>not Anna Pigeon>not Kazuchika Okada
31 bingsI am looking forward to seeing the midgets
Sam’s Club hot dog, and sushi! No pizza today!
>>21426663finner based
>>21426593Where can I see Main Event before Wednesdays anon
SMACKDOWN RUNDOWN>Cody Rhodes segment >Chelsea Green vs Nikki Bella>Rey Fenix vs. Ricky Saints>Danhausen segment>Sami Zayn vs. Trick Williams (main event)
>>21425942Gallons of cum wouldn't be enough for these two whores.
>>21426689did the rest of the roster die already?
>>21426689>Rey Fenix vs. Ricky Saintsthis is the matchthis is the match
>>21426689>2 segments and 3 matches on a 2 hour show
I’m not good with avocado.
>>21426734Not enough trannies for you?
>>21426734not everything is on the rundown
TOGETHER
Happy Spooky Smackdown friends
OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE DANHAUSEN
I thought we were getting a Godzilla intro for a second there
kino
KINOHAUSEN
>fumbles the biggest cash cow wrestling has ever seen
I hope it's Boogeyman
Kinohausen
Smackchads are we ready for Danhausen's Smackdown Special
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever witnessed in my entire existence
First time ever? Really?
>>21426775OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE DANHAUSEN
>>21426779Watching AEW?
70% it's the undercarder
When do the shitty, early start times resume?
Rhea's coming back tonight in honor of Halloween
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m pooping no spoilers
where is drew
>>21426786Monday on RAW
Who's grave is that?
That lil cutie got to hug the Codester.
Corbbros...
I'm shocked there was an arena big enough in WV to host a Smackdown.
YJG
>>21426794Boooooooo
>>21426780WV has always been a house show state.
when will cody run for office
No seriously, how does the Codester appear out of thin air after the spark
SOOOOOOOO
i will only accept Cody winning if it leads into a heel turn
>>21426805With that tattoo?
What if it was Last Man Standing but you had to follow the standard rules?
>>21426775he's doing fine with Marina Shafir?
cawdy needs to re-bleach his hair
Why.does.he.TALK.like.this?!
>>21426809IMO he should win it and drop the title to Bron at Mania to put him over. He can do the heel run afterwards.
imagine being in west virginia
>>21426807He stole Hendry's gimmick
>>21426734Cody will yap for 20 minutes and the matches will have at least 1 commercial during them with the main having 2
>Gimmick matchNah, it will be trash
Smackdown needs a Japanese woman. Giulia doesn't count since she's only half Japanese.
Why isn't he apologizing to Baron Corbin
>Khancept
APOLOGIZE
>i won that match!>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>21426823Nah but NXT needs one.
scary codester
Please Shawn stop this nonsense yapping booking once you get the wheel
kek that pic of cody
For me its the way his lisp intensifies the angrier he gets
Cody's hair looks like a ramen brick
>the implication
>>21426823Could've moved Kairi Sane instead of getting rid of her.
Genuinely horrifying picture
>implying
>>21426840Kairi was a botch machine
>>21426844So is b fab and she's a tag team champion
I would like to see another main title run of randall boreton desu
well that was quick
>>21426849Looks like Rodney Dangerfield
show chelsea running to the ring a few more times
>>21426820BTFO
Thank you for bumping gamethreads just to bury the board, aewtist
>>21426844Still more interesting than Jacy Jane and Nikki Bella
I liked how Codeman turned back around to get the gift from the kid
>>21426851he likely wouldve won at Mania last year if he wasnt injured
POPHAUSEN
>TiffyDAYUM
I don't get Tiffy's costume
Why is Tiffany dressed like Logan Paul?
>>21426850This.
nikki bella chelsea green graps
kill bill gear
What, I thought the briefcase had a contract, not human monies?
THEN DANHAUSEN SHOWED HER THE TEETH JAR
Nikki is still so fucking hot, I don't get it.
>>21426868Kill Bill
both attempted cash ins recently arbitrarily took forever and looked like shit. made them look stupid
did cody forgot how to cut a promo or he always sucked? holy lame shit he said
Nikki can still get it
Would ritually massage and care deeply for Nikki Bella’s ass cheeks and pussey
>>21426879I thought she was dressed as a fucking Pikachu
its actually sad that nikki is the better wrestler here
>>21426859No she isn't.
>>21426888I'm sure Jacy is moving mountains as US champion.
>>21426886You're delusional.
cena fumbled
>>21426900Fuck off Jacy fag
>Dublin
>>21426900how?
>>21426823Who’s the most likely fresh Asian we could get? Giulia and Kairi were dimeless.
>Have to pull the big match jhon cardlmao>>21426893I even forgot she was champ, when was the last time she had screen time?
>>21426905RIPOLA
>>21426909we are getting saya
>>21426880They clearly care more about Penta considering all he's doing is intimidating Roman and Sami rather than look like a fool each cash in attempt
I'd let Nikki kick my ass
izzi vs big Z wtf i haven't watched NXT in a few months fuck goin on over dereheel vs heel?
gigapoo for zaria
huge anti pop for zaria
kek she's nikki for halloween
I’m gonna go walk on my treadmill and watch some more people react to Warhammer lore videos ok guys? I might have some pomegranate later.
>>21426919Izzi has exposed Zaria as a former theater kid
>>21426909None of the current batch of top girls seems likely to be interested in more than a short run. They're seeing how much you have to give up to take a shot at it.
Where is Crown Jewel?
>>21426919Izzi is bully Zaria because she is a theatre geek
>>21426910I couldn't tell you. She's like Raquel where her belt is essentially just a prop that's worth less than the dirt on my shoes.
Nice! Chelsea in her Nikki outfit
the US title is what the divas revival/leftovers/nostalgia portion of the card should be
>>21426893More than that botching gook shitter ever did.
>>21426939Lainey and Fallon mogging
Mirror match
>>21426928Nah they just arent recruiting asians because Shawn doesnt like em.
God, look at those asses and tummies. Jesus.
>>21426944He doesn't like them because very few are nearly athletic enough.
already a disaster
>interim officially removedmy champion
>>21426941Jacy has a rat face.
tatum vs. jade is the battle of the biggest cosplayers
>PiP for the gooner matchYay!
Nikki should have atleast worn black nikes. The red clashes with the dark pink outfit.
>>21426939You reckon Jazmyn Nyx is still seething?
Big Momma Pump
Leading off with this match was certainly a choice.
>>21426939are those fallon's new finners
>>21426909Wakana
>>21426964get the garbage out of the way early
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEIR COSTUMES
THIS IS BORINGclap clap clap clapTHIS IS BORING
Chelsea wouldvve ate shit there if the rope caught her foot kek
>>21426969Sexy and cute but, she's so bad, man. No chance.
>this match lasted two commercial breaks
>>21426973nikki is bret hart and chelsea is nikki
misawa elbows
nikki has now been the primary heel challenger for two world championship reigns since returningwill they give her an actual run with a title before she hangs it up?
>>21426979It's WWE. You don't need to be good.
>literally zero lift on that turnbuckle enziguri Bitch really needs to stop doing this move. She could barely hit it in her prime.
I would have sex with Nikki
Yawn. And I like those girls.
LOL
>>21426993this looks like war execution photo
Nikki nippel?
>>21426986they are always just random out of the blue also
I just noticed well thank God that's over. I know it's Halloween but that match was too scary for me.
>Nikki pulled Chelsea’s pussey deep into her face!
Chelsea is a good wrestler but this reigns sucks. Give her some good opponents.
i think that was the slowest womens match ive ever seen
Another 5 star classic for Chelsea! what a run
>plotwist>cash in now>omg besties have to fight
>LivYuckola
will liv show pussy again?
chelsea should win at crown jewel
TROUBLE TROUBLE
HAW HAW HAW
Luv Liv
What is this bitch doing here? Does she LIKE getting cashed in on?
So is Tiffy gonna cash in on Chelsea in time for Crown Jewel or too late to make changes for Crown Jewel?
>liv getting booedinteresting
that's ugly alexa
>>21427024Chelsea beats Liv and gets cashed in by Tiffany
What's Livs costume? A hooked?
>>21427024Fuck the Saudis. Make em watch Chelsea in a full body trash bag if they insist.
>>21427034a dimepiece
>>21427026>heel getting booed
I'd notice
>>21427024If she cashes in at Crown Jewel and wins the triple threat, does she get both Liv and Chelsea's titles?
>>21427038It's 2026 nobody's REALLY getting booed
liv (fake white trash) meets tiffany (real white trash)
>>21427041would be based
Liv has absolutely no idea how to take Chelsea's finish
please do something
Roxanne!
>this againYAWN
at least raquel was there to end it quick
why they doing the Kevin Dunn camera shake
I don't get the new mitb rulesIt used to be the wrestler has to be able to standNow it's 'just ko them and we can let you pin'
IYO MEGAPOO HOLY FUCK
A bit better this time
IYO :D
literal ChatGPT booking
GIGAPOO
IYO SAVING THE DAY
Chelsea should have gotten out to run interference
>>21427045How is Liv fake white trash?
SIXWOMANTAG
is this show taped?
WHOREGAMES
cringe truck has arrived
I will not be watching crown jewel
This womens division is so dogshit
Iyo Sky loves her husband Naraku and his cum
they scurry like rats when the 5 foot tall japanese woman arrives THAT'S THE IYO BROTHER
raquel's butt cheeks in those pants :0
squishy cathy pits
>>21427070Everyone is saying this.
Sami about to commit Jihad
sami based ngl
>Chelsea, Tiffy, Iyo>Liv, Raquel, RoxanneWho are the remaining four for War Games? Becky I'm guessing on the face side, Lash and Nia with Judgement Day? Sol?
>there will never be another one like me THANK GOD
>>21427065No but next week's show is (Double taping, Raw early start time)
zayns reign is already better than cody and punks
>>21427010the problem is all the top level heels on smack (jade, nia, nikki) are all worse wrestlers than chelseathey need to let her mix it up with blake or jacy
>>21427086Damn. For WoW Forever?
is sticky ricky gonna come out in his gay fetishwear for halloween
Netflix used to play their own movies/series ads but now they actually play ads for products, are things that bad for netflix?
>>21427094>HE OUT HERE LOOKIN LIKE XERXES MAAAAN
>>21427084Sol obviously for some retarded 'let me die' move from the topI could see six vs six with jade 'I've a penis' Cargill and the two sows
>>21427091Not doing any TV tapings in Saudi this time.
>>21427096Netflix stock is down almost 50% in the past year
>>21427071Tacos fear superior nippon genes
>>21427109it’s what we do.
>neutralizer
Damn its been a week since I cummed to Blake.
only boomers watch baseball
that's a man baby
Blakeschizo is going to be PISSED!
Blake is trying to get me to stick my penis in her mouth by painting it up like a butthole
I see the “baby talkers suck” guy got quiet when iyo came on again
SLAG BATTLE
>paige vortex for blakepls no
wow this promo sucks they’re still scripting them nowadays? they’re not actors just let them improv
Blake shouldn't be talking about noses
Sex with Blake
Paige here
>>21427131lol
not paige ffs
ANIME
THREE MORE MONTHS OF PAIGY FEUD
Someone said Blake's boobs are real
ANIME WILL SAVE THE WEST1488BASED PENIX
>>21427137It’s that witch from Banjo and Kazooie
Grey Penis
fenix getting some cheers nice
Fenix as a workrate champ has been great
Is LA Knight really coming back as Sincara?
i wish we could have seen fenix vs ilja fuarkkkkkkk
>>21427137porNXXXT bros we are so back
>>21427126That's potentially one of the worst sentences I've ever seen on peedub. Not the absolute worst, but still up there.
>>21427126>her mouth by painting it up like a buttholeI've noticed this too and it's worked me into a shoot
Fenix making that green belt look like a million bucks.
if Trick is dropping the belt to Priest Fenix should win it off him after he drops the crusierweight title
me on the left
>>21427142they are
El Hijo De Harry Connick Jr
>>21427173Gaytch is in love with Priest so hes gonna hold that title hostage for a while
>>21427156Makes sense since he has experience with botching
>>21427178ANIMOOOOO!
ONE OF THE BEST MATCHES OF ALL TIME
bro he was gripping it
Fat Indian ref is too distracting for my racist eyes please fire Poo Hebner
>ricky is getting let go in the next round of cutsdamn cole
>>21427209Cody would have to carry his own bags...
cory fucking JUMPED at that bump
ALMOST DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD
ya got me brother
best ricky looked so far desu
That looked nasty
Ricky just no sold a superkick lol
>>21427125I hate Aubrey so much man. Just the fucking worst
you drop me on my neck i drop you on your tailbone amigo ANIMOOOOOOOOO
really putting the death in Death Valley driver
>>21427229good superkicks are stopped meaning anything
Rey Fenix and Penta are both stars
The Blakester and Paige? Sign me up. That should be a great feud
Can't believe last year they were jobbing this guy out to Talla Tonga.
holy fuck tony fumbled
>>21427246How did he fumble Ricky starks?
Ricky making Fenix look like a million pesos
5 starshow many stars did TONY fumble
really solid match from both of them
Poison Ivy Jade
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>21427246>HHH is remaking collision on smackdown (fenix vs ricky)>tony is remaking smackdown on collision (ciampa vs ilja)
tater tot
>>21427255And Fenix kinda saving Ricky on the MR
Them boys nearly killed each other over a random Smackdown match
FALLON SEXXOOO
Maximum PP Overload
God they're really ugly as sin
did threadanon die?
HEEL VS HEEL BROS? OUR STATUS?
Sex with Fallon and Lainey
Make a gamethread you faggots it's not like you have anything worth posting after smackdown
>Heels vs heelsWhy do they keep doing this?
Liv in the barn where she belongs
Jade > Fallon >Jacy > Lainey > Michin > B-Fab
>>21427281>>21427281>>21427281
>>21427269That's what yoy gotta do to get booked as a sub 6'4 guy
Jade > Fallon > Cathy > B-Fab > Lainey > Michin > Jacy
Yeah Charlotte comes back today. Next week or in two weeks Fatal Influence gets a match for the title. Since that would be heel vs heel, wouldn't surprise me if they gimmick it up and make it a tag three way or something with Charlottes group. Maybe Jacy defends her title soon too.