Your waifu's road husband.
>>21422952It’s true
He's so fucking hot it's actually unbelievable
>>21422973>fuck you dubbalo
>>21422964Based Roxanne
>>21422952Not mines.
>>21422984>walled bitch had a massive ego>4 years later she is walled the fuck out while Phil looks youngerLOL stupid bitch, her career is dead too. All Punk wanted to do was help her
>>21422952People have wrasslin waifus? holy lmao
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>21422952FATDADDYDICK
Did he really plow Roxanne?
I really can't tell who is just shitposting and who actually finds this talentless geek attractive
>>21423420He is objectively a 9 or 10/10 for men. You don't have to personally like him to admit this.
>>21423424He really isn't though. I'm neither a Punk fan or a Punk hater, so I'll take you through this honestly. Facial harmony is objectively mid-tier, with a suboptimal facial width-to-height ratio, mild negative orbital vector, and insufficient zygomatic projection relative to breadth. The mandibular framework has moderate obtuseness, producing weak lower-third angularity despite acceptable chin projection. Periorbital aesthetics are compromised by neutral-to-slightly-positive canthal tilt. Overall, decent bilateral symmetry and average sexual dimorphism, but lack of maxillary development and high-tier mandibular definition caps him at 6/10 —upper-limit normie, with limited Chadlite potential. And that's being generous.
>>21422952Got dam! i love daddy dick
>>21422952he sacrificed his dick being functional to look like this
More like CM Hunk lmfao
>>21423477Bro your dick don't work near 50 without cialis anyway
>>21423482>>21423459>>21423397I know that's fucking right
>>21423420>>21423458Every fucking woman in wrestling has wanted to fuck this dude since he entered the business, wtf are you talking about?
>>21423531>A few ring rats/locker room bicycles with BPD>EveryoneYour faggot ass certainly wants to though
>>21423663you get zero pussy lol
>>21423531trash women with absent fathers might find him attractive, but that's subjective. The post I responded to said he was OBJECTIVELY 9/10 (without providing evidence, I might add). I pointed out the ample objective evidence that he is in no way, shape, or form, an objective 10/10, even if he has, in fact, managed to sleep with numerous women with personality disorders.
>>21423665Hope Phil sees this
why is there 35+ year old men on this board craving cock and then calling Phil old.
>>21423739Is this really why it didn't work on the girls in AEW? They all have good relationships with their dads?
>>21423835>>21423835Brit's a shoot doctor, not trailer trash
men who can only maintain friendships with women are no different than women who "can't get along with other women". they aren't having sex with them, they just function to cock block others, and now more recently do the thing with weaponized woke therapy speak.everyone who isn't mentally ill ages out and grows tired of their childish bullshit. i don't expect phil simps to understand this because the extent of their sexual experience probably is getting molested when they were younger and as such they relate with the mental illness and have no experience as adults with romantic or sexual relationships.
>>21422952me when I’m totally straight edge and not on roids
>>21423764phil is 48
>>21423531Did Punk fuck Sable too?
>>21422964log off iyo
If chez is such a poon hound and popular with women, why is he a childless old man with a purse dog?
>>21424153Why would he want to get attached and take care of crotch goblins when he could use that time to crush zoomette pussy?
>>21424006Phil wouldn't be alive rn if he tried to fuck Sable.
>>21422988>Sure Phil
>>21423424nope just gay I guess
>>21423739>trash women with absent fathers might find him attractiveSo most of the hottest women in the west?
>>21424966I'm Punk's age with a 22 year old girlfriend. Keep coping though faggot.
>>21422984Is she the only one to go over chez
Chez
>>21423458the sad part about this post is not that he wrote it, but that he's actually seriousseek help bro
