Guys... it happened again
>>21421506He should just Switchy careers at this point
THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! BANNED!
>Come to work in pajamas>Your job tonight is to fall backwards on concrete>Get injured>Get paid millions to sit at home in another country in the same clothes you wear to workWrestlers are so fucking dumb and lazy but still weirdly have life figured out completely, wow, what an existence.
>>21421506ARRIVEGET "INJURED"STAY HOME AND GET MONEYREPEAT
>>21421506Wow that looked like shit
>>21421725Well duh, it's AEW
>>21421725It got 8 stars from Dave Meltzer
>>21421506Reminder he is still injured and Tony Khan asked him to appear on TV again despite being injured all cause Tony lurks here and on twitter and everyone was giving him shit that Jay White is always injured
Just retire already ffs
>>21421506Why didn't he just go to WWE.... Imagine how fucking over he'd be by now
>>21421506On the same show they had Josh Alexander do like a fucking Michinoku Driver to Darby Allin off the apron through two tables and straight to the floor. That wasn’t a hospitalization but this was.
>>21421506LOL
>>21421811Darby kicked out and won that match btw
>>21421506I honestly love that retard so much, he will forever suffer for not taking the Miz feud. He could have at least main evented some Backlash: Australia card before sawdusting himself. I hope he's making a lot of money.
>>21421506this is a work like sting jr
>>21421787This is a full time schedule these days.
>>21421811I correct myself, two chairs not two tables but still.
>>21421506I would ask if these are wrestlers or fans but fans are usually 300 pounds
Time be buy a suit and a turban and be a manager.
>>21421506That Miz feud is looking more dimes by the minute.
>>21421506Still the most protected finisher in AEW
N-NO SWITCHY?YA SEETHE DRONES?NO SWITCHYYYYYY
>>21421834We should bring house shows back unironically
>>21421506what happened again? are dronies having schizophrenic delusions?
>>21421506Hope the hospital bed next to Stink Jr. is still open
>>21421943You can see two things in the OP>the move looked like shit>Jay White got injured
>>21421941I honestly believe you aren’t working at least 100 matches a year you can’t learn to be good.
>>21421506LOLAEWFuck Gay WhiteYet another weeb faggot favorite that's a bust
>>21421787Reminder that Jay White has only missed significant time once in his entire careerThe "Jay White is always injured" meme is completely false
>>21422023jay white isn't a weeb at all, he's a construction worker from new zealand who decided to be a wrestler because he won Wrestlemania tickets on a radio show giveaway and thought "i could do that"he is probably one of the most normie, non-mark people in pro wrestling. he didn't watch it was a kid and to him it's a job pretty much.
>>21422055Work on that reading comprehension
>>21422012You can easily notice the difference between wrestlers who worked the old schedule and the new ones, it's night and day, Bron Breakker wrestled 255 matches in his entire career from 2021 to now, Seth wrestled almost as much in 2013 alone (213).
>>21421506what was that supposed to be
>>21422069Sister Abigail onto the concrete.
>>21421787>Just retire alreadyLooks like he already has kek
>>21421983he didn’t get injured you retard kek
>>21421783This
>he didn’t get injured you retard kek
>>21422268>slams his right shoulder onto concrete>immediately winces and grabs itYeah I'm sure the chronically injured guy was just selling the move, bud
>>21421716enough about vaquer
>>21421506So he can't even do his finisher anymore
>>21421506Jesus, Hay. insane. He has to be working us
>>21421787Cagematch is all about how much matches you have and maneuver workrate. yet everyone in AEW is less in all the categories, Cagematch users love. Someone explain this shit to me. is it more than Daddy Meltzer says WWE bad?
>>21421811Darby was safe thoughout, it was safer than Taker tombstoning Hulkster. Rip Josh's kness though
>>21423317>kicks out at 2 less than 30 seconds later
This nigga ain't ever leaving AEW if Tony decides to tack injury time to his contract
>>21422692god damn you are one stupid worked mark
>>21421506cant even remember this guys name anymore
>>21423593based 'lil nigga
>>21423871It's The Last Outfit
it’s so awesome when the little piggies oink over somebody kicking out of a tombstone
>>21421726kek, it do be like that doe
>>21421506Kek I thought the joke was how he gently laid down his opponent on the concrete - did not see that he injured himselfKWAB
keep this thread bumped until next dynamite when jay will wrestle proving all the retards ITT wrong
Sawdusted roster
>Slow and soft as fuck, to the point it looks like shit.>Somehow injures himself anyway.Fuck aew is lame and gay.
>>21421506Jay Glassbones White
>>21421802He would have just been released after a year. The little I've seen of him in AEW show he was never as good as joshi's and Seltzer though of him to be. Just a mid card jobber elevated to championships because he was Caucasian. No real mic skills. No charisma.
>>21423317>Darby was safe>Gets driven head first through a chair and into the floor in kayfabe.>Doesn't lose>Switch does his finisher on the floor>Opponent is stretchered
>>21421716>ARRIVE>GET "INJURED">STAY HOME AND GET MONEY>REPEAT
>>21421827Absolutely fucking ridiculous and business exposing that this kind of no e is on a TV show undercard match and isn't even the finish lol
>>21424449Sure thing
Jay "Switch Genders" White
>>21422049Yeah in truth he just got lazy when Tony signed him. Guaranteed money tends to do that.
>>21421506joshipedos why you slidnig ah yes because you are slaves to the troons KWAB
>>21423871The Cunt
>>21421506lmao
>>21421726kek simple as.
>>21421919>SWITCHYkeke
Perfectly safe
>>21430406I'd buy a painting of this. It's really quite beautiful.
>>21421530>Mad that you can't carny like they canSad.
>>21430012Did the ref forget the finish?
>>21421506Is he hurt?
>>21421506Genius planning to get to go home and milk the money mark.
