>his raging bitch of an ex wife (BPD eyes) carnies him into having children in clown world society>she also expects him to drop everything wrestling related and devote himself to fatherhood full time>Chico: That doesn't work for me, brother>divorce angle commences>since she's the breadwinner she gets alimony raped >he doesn't even have to deal with the burden of full custody (weekends and holidays)>Gets a hot Asian arthoe zoomer wrestler GF>can live the rest of his days as a happy deadbeat spending his alimony dough on wrestling shitBased Chico
>>21418902>ywn have foid funded neetbux
>>21418902yall are manchildren.
Chico was the Michaels
>*Michael's (Mike's) music hits*
>>21418902He also got a clue and got really cut
What’s his girlfriend’s name?
>>21418902You forgot the part where he got cuck by a skinny fat baldy
>>21419494Slumpina
>>21418902>BPD eyesI have those eyes...
>>21419083It's the best bro. That bitch should have never told me about her trust fund
>>21419494nixxi xs or something like that
>>21418902his gf isnt Asian you dumbass
>>21418902source for all of that?
>>21419882He's with Nixi? Rat bastard.
>>21418902Wasn't this the dude that was stalking Abella Danger or is that another fake journalist shud of a void of a man?
>>21418902She's cute. Can you tell me more about her?
>>21418902>since she's the breadwinner she gets alimony rapedLol nah. He makes bank. I do find it kind of funny that he always has the kids though. Did their mother just not want them or some shit? Alvarez is still living in the same house, still takes the same vacations, and still has the same awkward 5 minutes every WOL where he's got to go do something for the kids (or that time he literally drove to Grannies care home). Nothing has changed about his life which draws me to some conclusions>He got sole custody of the kids>She cheated and there's an infidelity clause in their marriage contract >She's abandoned the family to tour the world Or>She's STILL fucking living there
>>21420053Could be 3 out of 4 of those
>So Dave>Take me through this divorcehttps://trellis.law/case/53033/24-3-05353-4-sea/whitney-loria-neugebauer-bryan-alvarez
>>21418902>whitney neugebaueraround the kraut, look out!>>21420053drugs? DV?
>>21420053granny's still alive? god damn
>>21418902>she's the breadwinnerHuh?
>>2142013898th birthday tomorrow I think
>>21420053Bryan in some regard streams every day, and he always mentions that he's dropped the kids off to school, or he's making dinner for them, or he's taken them to the park. Nearly every podcast. Genuinely think homie has sole custody which is a difficult thing to do in the US, so you know his ex wife must be fucking mental.
>>21420271This.
Didn't she make a FB post basically during or seconds after the divorce proceedings "introducing" everyone to her amazing new bf Michael (Mike) and posting pics of them on vacation (without her kids of course). Seems to me that she cheated on Brian with Michael (Mike) and is gushing over him like a high schooler at the expense of her husband and kids.
>>21420319Yes.
>Gets the kids>Gets the house>Gets the beach condo>Gets to hang out with his best bud Filthy Tom every day>Gets a hot zoomer wrestler GF of indeterminate ethnicityChico won.
>>21418902Bryan has custody, which shows you how insane she probably was, because that's rare. He didn't lose the house, the kids or anything outside of her, which is weird.
>>21420138She says she will never die.
lmao how much does he make as an sensei at his jew jitsu school?
>>21420271It's more likely Bryan's ex-wife simply didn't want custody because she wanted to travel and "have fun." So, yeah, evil bitch.
>>21420916what's wrong with wanting to have fun
>>21420923If you put "having fun" over "taking care of the children you are responsible for bringing into the world" then you deserve to be severely beaten until you reevaluate your priorities.
Michael (Mike) bros are we jobbing?
>>21420957who's saying she did that?
>>21420971It doesn't look like she tried to fight for custody over anything since Bryan still has everything, and her Facebook posts about traveling with her boyfriend feels like her trying to show off that she feels like she's been freed or whatever.
>>21420957>>21421053some women just resent and regret the children they had. see: lindsay clancy, andrea yates, darlene routier
>>21419898Nixi XS isn't asian?
Fun fact, if you listen to old Bryan and Vinny shows, it's obvious he was fucking her when he was 30 and she was like 17 and they used to make jokes about Bryan liking teenager girls
>>21418902>copying this hard because you got cucked by big dimes Michael(Mike) sad
>>21420120
>>21421300
>>21420053>She's STILL fucking living thereConsidering Nixi was at his house for two days I doubt it
>>21421302kek
Can you even talk about his divorce on the board? Dave was open when he got divorced but Bryan has never mentioned it
>>21418902>>21419476>>21420558>>21420818>washington state divorce lawsYeah nah, they're almost as bad as California'sHe's paying out the ass in child support AND alimony, basically every cent that goes into f4w is indirectly financing Michael(Mike)
>>21421317I think Dave might be back with his ex wife, or he's with a woman with the same name, which is also funny
>>21419152>yallGo back.
>>21421288she's some sort of ugly Italian mutt
>>21421300Bryan won in nearly every way>has his house>has his kids>has a hotter girlfriend>got in shape>started wrestling again>started arguing against the dumb shit Meltzer saysArguably it might have cost him money but considering he still can afford to do what he wants it can't be that bad
>>21421086Didn't know your mom had all those pseudonyms
>>21421315She probably fucks so good for how crazy she must be
>>21421315for me, it's Michael (Mike) on the slopes
>>21420130Kouri Richins ass ex wife
>>21421315dagger
>>21421294Oh shat Bryan looks fucking 58 though
>>21421302Based!
>>21420558She 100% cheated so has no rights
>>21418902Is it me or does Bryan Alverez have a cuck face? Something about him looks off.
>so....take us through my divorce.>your divorce? oh man…let me get my notes….*shuffles papers*…I mean, what can you say, it was a divorce. So I guess the deal is that, your wife, uh, she, like, was sick, I mean, basically she was sick of your, you know, bullshit. Yeah, it's like, you know, you bought her a yoga studio, a beach house, a vanity charity, but, you know, women, gosh I'm going to get in trouble for this one, but women it's like, it's not just about money and material things, you know? I mean, sometimes it is. But wo-women, believe me, I know this from my own divorce, they like, like, you know, sometimes its more emotional, I guess you would say? Like they want attention, attention, and, um, I guess they call it "quality time," like, women want to go out for dinner and drinks, and go to the theater, you know, and maybe even skiing, it's like, they don't really want to sit around and watch old tapes of Mid-South, you know? So I mean, it's like, this Michael guy, they call him "Mike," I guess, I think he was, like, he just, you know, made her feel, feel, you'd call it "special." Like they went on "adventures," and, I guess, that's big with the female demo. Plus, I mean, it's a cosmetic business, like, it always has been, and even though it's not like it was in the 80s, like there are a lot of guys today at a high level who Vince wouldn't have even let be a job guy, but, you know, even though it's better today, it's like, still, bigger guys are always going to get more chances, that's just the way the business is, so, like, when you're shorter you really have to, you know, work on being a better husband, because there's, I mean I wish it wasn't this way, but there's always a taller guy who's looking to take your spot. So, I mean, there's more to it than that, but that's like, the gist of it.
>>214225633/10 doesn't sound like Dave's talking
>>21418902Breadwinner? She worked at some non profit company
>>21424365she was probably paid 5k for every bommer booster she sucked off
>>214213151. That's a Jewish name2. Her giant mouth means she's a neanderthal (nonwhite race of mentally ill people)3. She left his spic behind for a "whiter" man
>>21422554he looks like a nice guy with no ballsnot necessarily a cuck (who get off on) but (being a) pushover
>>21418902chico board
>>21425468>1. That's a Jewish nameHer last name is a classic German name you idiot.>2. Her giant mouth means she's a neanderthal (nonwhite race of mentally ill people)Go back to your containment board you fucking retard.
>>21421288>>21421310Chico already putting in the good reviews on her cagematch
>>21422563Of course this fucking thread attracts the unfunny schizo who thinks spamming this shit https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/text/take%20divorce/ and Michael (Mike) is the mostest chungus thing everrr. Come back big Trev, all is forgiven.
Nixi is Asian?
>>21425705She's an ugly bitch that's for certain I just googled her
>>21425747The gay community?
>>21425701lol youre a nerd that shit is funny
>>21418902>Gets a hot Asian arthoe zoomer wrestler GFprofs?
>>21420271The eyes, Chico, they never lie
>>21421554Yeah but your a random homosexual on pw so your for me points are probably not wanted by either party. No one cares what some dude on the registry thinks bro.
>>21419152>yallGo away.
https://www.usmagazine.com/sports/news/hulk-hogans-widow-sky-daily-accused-of-grooming-minor-docs/
>>21425772>spamming unfunny shit is funneee. what's so proper about him lolololol
>>21421317What did Dave say about his own divorce?
>>21426082
I just looked up his gf. She’s ugly
