A Night Of Fights And Frights Before Next Week's Blood And Guts!...AEW Dynamite Fright Night live TONIGHT! from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX>Darby Allin (c) vs. The Walking Weapon Josh Alexander for the TNT Championship>Persephone (c) vs. Queen Aminata for the TBS Championship>FTR (1) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (1) [Match 3 | Best Of 5 Series]>And More!** 7 Days Out From Blood & Guts **** 17 Days Out From Full Gear **
DAXX STATUS?!
>OH MY GAWD>OH MY GAWDDDDD
>OH MY GOD
guy in the crowd marking out for Ilja he's just like me
I love professional wrestling!
based theme
>>21418735FUCK D*X!!!
I think the conductor gimmick is kinda lame tho
>>21418741tony sparing no expense and getting the c&c theme
oh yeah wonder who ilja is facing at full gear
i like the aggressive cocky manlet rage gimmick
>you think you're hot shit?>well guess what, I'm hot shit
Leopold!
>>21418754triple threat with andrade, tommy, and ilja
did these two do a thing in nxt
>Thread 4Wtf like how????
>jackass Funny callback kek
I like Ilja's presentation in AEW. Tony doing a good job with him.
>>21418761Pretty good show tonight.
Mfw old and haggard Renee shows up
>>21418757am integral aspect of our business since time immemorial>>21418761white hot companykit mommy renee yum
JACKASS
>still doing the shouting gimmickkek based Roddy
oldandhaggard
Marina nips time
we're gonna beat your asssss
what's so problem about her
need marina to beat the shit out of me
>>21418760They did on the main roster when Ilja was US champhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGdO7VMlhfgIlja was in NXT UK when Ciampa was in NXT so they never really interacted there.
WIFEgoing to kill a bitch
>you got 99 answers but cant solve 1 problem
did tony use the death of pac to slingshot the death riders into a face run?
>Marina getting over with limited matches Impressive
>Mox loading up a Zynlmao
Lord, pray for this jobber, she about to get that ass beat
So Anarchy in the Arena WILL HAPPEN THANK YOU TONYBOY
marina’s glow up needs to be studied
I've seen enough. Marina beats Ospreay next week.
Honest question, how deadly is Marina? Can she actually fuck up a normal dude in a fight? I never saw her MMA stuff.
Mox took Marina under his wing and got her over. Mox really is the ace
based
if you make the jobber cum during the squash you get a #1 contenders match
Marina JOI vid
>Marina will never give you her mother's milk though her used socks
You don't know me! I'm your problem!
SEX WITH THE CEO
She said the thing
CARAMEL NALGAS TIME
I know Mothers Milk is a genuine hold but it will always just look silly in a wrestling ring
>little pussy>Mox: uh huhlol
This Marina vs Sasha feud has MASSIVE promo cringe compilation potential
I would walk into traffic for our CEO
>penis envy: the feud
SHEEEEEEEEEEESH this fit is freshhhhhhh
Caramel Nalgas board
beast mortos cums glitter that’s why mercedes is always covered in it
Why only the japs and the latinos can throw some words and insults in their language but not Marina for example? I want her cursing in moldovian
Oh my...
hot
Those tall heels just to be eye level with barefoot woman. Marina height mogs I'm afraid
MOX BTFO
bah gawd mercedes has joined the cut
>in come garcia and yuta
>mercedes hopping over moxkek
So everyone in The Cut is circumcised?
Move over, Becky, the REAL man has arrived.
that trash can bounce holy fuck
claudio has too much aura
claudio obliterating everyone in his path
Claudio is just too good
that rebound was sick
KEK
I'm positive the wrestling is keeping the aluminum trash cans in business
Claudio is being booked like Bane bro
Claudio killed it this whole show
>ass boy #1 running up the ramp and getting BTFOnever gets old
ok this is a little silly
I like how overpowered they have made claudio lately
Claudio's new terminator gimmick is based
holy fucking burial
>blocking low blow with tire ironholy based
I FUCKING LOVE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!
never seen a low blow blocked like that A+ for creativity
woooow it took 7 of them
I refuse to believe that magic irish stick finlay carries around has THAT much power
Based rare head bonk
>form new stable>change their name>no new music>gets dominated by Very Mysterious Ice Cream
So is Mercedes joining The Cut?
the death riders need a new member
>>21418855he was always freakishly strong
we heard him excalibur please shut the fuck up
>peeing on himClaudio bros...
>>21418864it was blessed by trevor himself at an indie show back in the mid 2010s, you can look it up on youtube
Death Riders dont even have enough guys to go up against The Cut. inb4 the Death Riders make an alliance with The Elite
>>21418869Kairi
>>21418725That Fletcher vs Jungle Goy match was way too long
>pulling up the matWay to expose the business
Lol Jay gently laying Claudio on the concrete
juice needs to stop peeing on people
>>21418869>WHAT'S STEPHEN FARRELLY DOING IN THE DYNAMITE ZONE!?
>Claudio lands belly first on the concrete>Jay injures himself AGAIN
that kinda hurt jay too lol
>>21418882i can't remember the last time the blade runner actually looked impactful
How much did Juice drinj?
the ace will not take this lightly
>>21418881What did you think the black mats were; black concrete?
Welp, Jay broke his hand again with that.
>>21418789The obsessive "anything to win" coach would have been an easily identifiable face in years past.
>Claudio cannot compete due to medical reasons for anarchy in the arena>so Marina will compete insteadMAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN
>Marina is still chasing Mercedes around the building Where's the camera man?
>>21418877They have danielson, ishii or eddie kingston
>>21418888this would be the last place for an impactful one though, Claudio would destroy his switch-bussy if he fucked up.
>>21418898they can't show what happened on TV when Marina caught her...
CLAUDIO NOOOO
>Claudio taking Mox's vacation
rip claud
Claudio has been taking to a local medical facility
Creeps and Liars status?
>TBS title match main eventingWe're getting a title change
Place your bets what torture will Darby put his spine through in this match?
>>21418901Danielson was a special occasion and I doubt he's planned to do it again since he so clearly wasn't in ring shape, and Ishii is hurt/old as fuck. Eddie could come in though.
>>21418917I will be available to comfort Perse after her loss
'ate creep'ate liarssimple as
I don't sleep cause my heads on fire
What is Renee supposed to be dressed as?
>>21418928a slut
>>21418898Marina is clearly fisting her
>>21418928Your aunt Gertrude
>>21418928Milf kitty cat tv-girl
>>21418893Black licorice
that hurt the back of my head
'Lil Nigga rolling an 18 CON at character creation
Justified "bald" chants
sex with sting jr
>>21418932I can see it
>>21418940You can't forget the Darby Lore that he can take more punishment due to being already half dead after his drunk uncle's car accident.
>>21418940It might be a maxed out Luck build we just don't know yet
Okay that one made me cringe
Does Darby get a spooky buff cause it's Fright Night?
Darby neck roll
Darby isn’t human
darby should dress up as a ninja turtle
>>21418951Yep
Tony should bring in a chick wrestler to play Darby Allin's little sister. Would draw dimes.
>>21418928a cat with big mommy tits
>>21418942This, but Shane Taylor
>>21418958>Barbie Allin
Wait who the fuck is running a marathon?
>>21418958maki ito?
>>21418958inb4 it's pk
Josh what the fuck you are not Darby
Damn!
>>21418965Darby
>>21418951He got a +5 to his con saving throw
>any other wrestler takes a Darby bump>they eat shit and go down
>>21418958The loli from Wednesday
>>21418958Bandito's sexy ass grandma
>>21418958Billie Starkz
Like 5 minutes have passed and I already saw like 4 career ending bumps, 3 from Darby and one from Josh.The stress of watching Darby wrestle will never go away.
>>21418963Kino
>>21418965There's a marathon in NYC this weekend and they were joking about when Darby got hit by a NYC bus
>two different commercials for two different products>Shaq in each one
>>21418916Hate em
>>21418980she definitely can bump like she’s related to him
>>21418988Nowing Darby he'd actually walk that shit off
>>21418958>Fat ass Abandon comes back
>>21418983With Darby you just have to accept that you are gonna see him die or get paralyzed in the ring.
>>21418999her nfsw content is crazy
>>21418980Second cousin on my moms side would be a good gimmick as well
>>21419003I... don't think I want to see it
>>21418992He broke his nose but was fine IIRC. His foot was broken before that which had him out.
Actually Darby is strengthening his bones by taking all these bumps
This might be the most boring Dynamite of all time
>>21419003Is it DDLZ?
Why does Darby do a Coffee Drop?
Wtf Alexander can no longer hear
>>21418989They had him wrestling Cody in AEW that one time too, he gets around.
Christ, someone stop this match, it hurts to watch.
>>21419016Maybe he hears too much now
>>21419015he part times as a barista
>>21419016You will notice his tongue movement now, while he uses it to sense his surroundings.
I genuinely thought Darby was going to miss a Coffin Drop onto the open chair for a sec
theres a black guy dressed as hulk hogan
Alexander killed his knees
waoah
What the fuck
Oh no
lol that was worse on josh than darby
crazy ass niggas
yep, Cornette gonna throw a fit over this spot
>>21419031You know for a fact he pitched that backstage and got told fuck no
oh my fucking god bruh
Thats why they wear knee pads
props to josh alexander, there's not many times i remember someone else taking way more punishing than darby did in that type of bump
RIP knees
The fuck are they doing. Why are they trying to end their careers on a TV episode?
Darby should not have kicked out of that. Fuck off dude, respectfully
Rocky Romero is an asset in chicanery and pin eating
>>21419050First Darby match?
HE DID THE SPOT
STEVE STEVE STEVE
>It's Steven.Heh
IT'S STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEN
Josh Alexander knees
ITS STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
he shoulda been wearing a stink mask
that's gotta be steve
STEEEEEEEVEN!
fans are changing>STEVE STEVE
kek
>>21419054More like spicanery
>>21419032He's a brotha, brother
Can't take if Steve turn on Darby :(
kicking out of that tombstone legit pissed me off
steve needs to work on the emoting/acting part of wrestling
Climb the giant skeleton and jump off of it lil nigga
sex with the beast mortos
Darby is a madman
>>21419073he wont
>Ilja vs MortosHOLY KINO
>jumping tombstone piledriver on two chairs from the apron to the floor is a transitional moveTony Khan is the sickest, most twisted and evil man to ever live
Are they taping collision tonight?
why did they end it like the show was over lol
>>21419082THAT'S OUR BOOKER
>>21419055This is a lot more than the average Darby match, hell this is worse than some of his PPV matches this year.
Alexander was robbed!ROBBED!
>>2141908210 years from now the One Winged Angel will become a transitional move
>>21419086I believe so
>>21419086More than likely
>>21419082it is when you are darby allin
Did they give Assplay the night off or something?They need to get the belt off this guy soon because these Dynamite shows have been death.
pump for perse
>>21419098
>>21419099THE MAN THAT GRAVITY FORGOT
>>21419099the house at the end of my block has one of those up year round and they just dress it up differently for each holiday or season
>>21419099They should have had Darby team with the skeleton
pop for perse
>>21419074Darby is allowed to kick out of anything once in my mind
dont tell me aminata is winning baka
>>21419108only if Brit betrays Perse
Is it 3 hours tonight?
Darby blank vacant stare
promo's good
Darby staring like he's seen shit
>>21419111No just 20+ minutes of overrun like usual
>>21419111nah aew just never ends on time
>>21419111First overrun viewing?
need tone to begin a professional wrestling genetics engineering program with sting jr (eteve) and persephone
did the head bump reposition his brain to cut a promo?
how the fuck did steven jr got better at the mic, did the bonk unlock new powers?
old and saggyclap clap clapclapclap
Old and haggard Renee cat should be put down
>>21419121looks like the injury was a necessary evil
>>21419121he's now a based retard
Why is Britt the only person in a costume tonight
persephone is peak wife material
wtf is britt's costume?
>>21419129and why isn't she wearing a 1992 shirt
>>21419129Hangman is actually Schivone again
this woman owes me sex, simple as
my future baby mother
>>21419132big bodied bitch from Matilda
>>21419132Miss Trunchbull from Matilda
>>21419136get in line, pal
>>21419132That part.
>>21419129collision is the halloween special show so expect more costumes there
>>21419132The evil bitch from Matilda (not Matilda)
we love persephone’s brown nipples don’t we folks
Vaquer is turning out to be a dud. I think the Weinstein fed really want Persephone
Short hair(wig) Aminata is a cute
>>21419132principle from matilda nigga
>>21419145Yessir
BOOBA CHOPPA
>>21419141u can have old and busted on the right, also rip in piece the yellowy anon, godspeed bro
aew made me insatiably horny for back women
hell of a chop
Why did Britt choose that costume?
>>21419132Hanz or Franz from SNL
What was Darby thinking here?
Do you take your coffee black or with milk, Anons?
>>21419159>"ow jesus fuck this hurts so goddamn bad where's my fucking pills"
persephone’s tummy was made for raspberries
>>21419159goddamn i really fucking like turtles
>>21419159Creep and Liar sense tingling
>>21419159so that's why my foreskin's gone
>>21419163This, but Thekla's asshole
what is this break for
>>21419163this but Harley's tiddies
>>21419163was made to hold my seed vile knave
>>21419171Kit Kat
NEW THREAD>>21419176>>21419176>>21419176>>21419176>>21419176>>21419176
>>21419173This, but Ruby Soho was supposed to hatch my children
>>21419179Retard
>past two hours does the Wednesday show normally go on this long?
bros I NEED a black gf
>>21419179egregious stat padding
>>21419179based
>>21419179Was this really needed?
NEW THREAD>>21419176>>21419176>>21419176>>21419176>>21419176
>Makes a new thread during the main event
>>21419187Tony has a look at his Orgone meter before the show and usually decides on an overrun
Aminata is rough sometimes
>>21419197It's an overrun thread
>>21419179>>21419195Goof
>>21419216Internet police?
>>21419197>>21419216lol get a life
Britt looking sexy as fucy
The Queen has her crown
>>21419222>>21419229Nice samefag
>>21419299lol mald