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>DOOTCH we got to start by talking about the tragic news that broke yesterday, and I'm sure everyone has already heard it-
>Yep.
>That the entire WWE roster, or almost the entire WWE roster, was killed in a drone strike of their plane at the airport in Riyadh.
>Yup.
>Now, to start us off, your thoughts on the situation?
>It's very sad. It's incredibly sad. It's not often a plane full of professional wrestlers blows up, I mean, not in a long time. Used to happen a lot, but things, ehm, things change.
>Yeah, yeah, that's an interesting point. That uh, there used to be a lot more aviation accidents involving wrestlers. Gary Hart, Ric Flair. Those come to mind.
>And they were both in multiple plane crashes! Wrestlers today, well, we see how it is. Was there any survivors?
>No.
>Well, there you go.
>So, DOOTCH did you know this would happen?
>Yeah, well, I figured. I thought it was a bad idea with all the missile strikes and whatnot.
>No, no, DOOTCH, did you KNOW it would happen?
>Well... Yeah. The Ayatollah called me up on the phone last night and he said, y'know, should I blow up these WWE superstars? And I guess he got my number from back in the day, and I said, well, if you want to get some attention, then, yeah, I'd do it. Hit 'em on the tarmac. That's what I'd do. Not that I wanted him to do it, but I mean, it was the right call.
>Alright, well now onto some questions, uh, Gary from Fresno wants to know how long was Bob Backlund's dick?
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