A Night Of Fights And Frights Before Next Week's Blood And Guts!...AEW Dynamite Fright Night live TONIGHT! from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX>Darby Allin (c) vs. The Walking Weapon Josh Alexander for the TNT Championship>Persephone (c) vs. Queen Aminata for the TBS Championship>FTR (1) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (1) [Match 3 | Best Of 5 Series]>And More!** 7 Days Out From Blood & Guts **** 17 Days Out From Full Gear **
GAY
anarchy bros we won
ANARCHY IN THE ARENA
>Blood & Cuntsnice one Taz
BRING BACK WILD THING FOR ONE NIGHT TONY
>Anarchy in the ArenaYup Tone is cookin up some straight kino for full gear
the cut should have been called gaijin gang
>Blood and Cunts
KINO IN THE ARENA
>Anarchy in the ArenaI swear to fuck either Marina gets a title shot or else she better be fucking part of this
>>21418185This isn't the Main Event Gamethread, dronie.
Tony Khan is the greatest man to ever live
sex with wrathlander
Foursome with Willow, Harley, and PAWGlander
>>21418207I know. That's the chud company on the chud website.
im shoot in love with harley cameron
Does Tony ever speak on shows outside of meta shit like 'I am the boss of AEW and here's something important' but like as part of the show like putting in a match etc
>anarchy in the arena and texas deathmatch at full gearsicko ppv
wish they would space out ppvs a little more evenly
>>21418208many (sickos) are saying this
Time to job out Perry
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>>21418219>but like as part of the show like putting in a match etc9/10 times it's him relaying it to Tony and him making the announcement to the crowd
Womens blood and guts is dogshit
tl;dr yougrt and rice is Indian coded
>>21418141that's exactly what i'm worried about
Whom'st here fucks with The Last Outfit? I think it was a neat name....
>>21418219Things with him that are storyline and not business like "I've bought ROH" or "here's our new hire" are usually handled off screen like someone barging into his office or someone saying Tony has just made a match without him actually appearing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zok-ZNOMsIThey did do The Elite hostile takeover with him though.
>>21418232>it's him relaying it to Tonyanon what?Or Tony on commentary?I never watch AEW shows outside of Saturday and PPVs so always wondered what Tony Khan is like in terms of being 'I am in the show'
>>21418236>steak>cucumber>tomatoes>yogurt>ricethat's your basic halal food truck sloppa
PORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>21418198and bring back the guy in blackface
PORNOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
POORNNOOOOOOSTTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
PORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PROTOSTARRRRRRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BUDDDDDDYYYSTARRRRRR
>>21418247Yeah, Schiavone will always say by order of Tony Khan or something along those lines. You rarely see Tony actually make a match on TV. Like once or twice a year.
>>21418252that was the funniest thing I've ever seen on AEW kek
can never hear the prototheme cause tony cant audio mix
i am begging for a fletcher/ospreay double turn at all in next year
>not dressing up as tarzanyou had one job
Is Jack still in House of Torture?
>>21418259>hfw Sky Blue clenches her bootyhole
Why does Jack Perry still dress all serious and like a heel when he has the fun Jungle Boy song again
I swear that Jack Perry's theme could be the AEW theme and it would be glorious
>>21418233It'll be good, blood city.
>>21418272does it even exist now that evil is naruto?
>Jingle Jack PerryAbsolute dimeless. Why did he think he should ever go back to the "jungle boy" gimmick? Reminder Jack Perry is not over. His theme music is over.
lol
It's so heartwarming how Mr. Callis cares for the talent under his wing
lmao taz
I give my men what they need
WE ALL LOVE TAZ
>>21418279That crazy Dragon Gate bastard Shun Skywalker is the new leader.
popped for jack hugging taz
Jungle Boy should have rubbed Taz's head
>>21418283The fact is that anyone with a dinosaur friend is instantly over
every fucking time they say it
Is the Don Callis family meant to be a gay group or noI have no ideaEither way it's based as fuck
Jack Perry straight up teleported
What that piece of Shi t meltzer gonna say this week?
red hood is all elite
>>21418299>>21418299This nigga draws dimes
>>21418307all male gay incest gimmick because famiry
>>21418307there needs to be another homoerotic oil painting for his current group
Perry in top form here
>>21418307Yeah the gist is Don Callis molests all of them, it was explained on a Collision segment
fletcher is good enough on the mic that i think they need to find a way for him to break away from callis and have his own stable
>>21418318Buddy and Harley
>>21418307They need a gang moll like the Deathriders have, to avoid insinuations of homosexuality.
that’s why they added doyle and davis, bears to counterbalance the twinks
>>21418321true only fletcher has enough dimes to withstand the addition of buddy to his stable
>>21418307"Who needs women when you have Kyle Fletcher?"
Hey it's the heel's time on PIP. Get a clue MAX.
How do you even scream for that long wtf
sexo
I genuinely do want the Don Callis family to be a completely gay cultJust for the fucking keks of itAnd of cousre, Marina is the one that turns them straight temporarily but then Okada gives her the finger and turns them gay again
>>21418219>but like as part of the show like putting in a match etcHe did that once on Elevationhttps://youtu.be/h4cbuWQFcJU?t=6262
>>21418346sweet thigh gap, keep it up Arkady
>>21418346Large William is a lucky fucker
>>214183462spooky4me
>>21418318hes not a good promo in the slightest. he. talks. like. this.
Hit the Adam Cole special
Has Perry won a match since resigning?
cool camera angle for that spot
>almost cole'd jungle kwabnext time, protostar, next time
AW SHIT HE'S DEAD
This is a good ass match.
Jack gave himself a power bomb.
jungle jack is on fire maggle
>>21418368every fletcher match
AEW IS WHERE THE BEST WRESTLE
This is fun. I am sports entertained.
>>21418354
>>21418358He beat Nick Wayne in July and Shibata in September, both on Collision
>>21418358rolled up shibata that one time
>>21418346Not Dasha can get it
>>21418379>The Sisters of Coal
>he was FTW champ(but we don't talk bout that no mo...)I fucking love Taz
former FTW champion Jack Perry
bit his cock off
>crotch bite
jungle jack got the working boots on
a very ppv coded match i genuinely thought this would go like 5 minutesq
This thread is dead. did Tony forget to pay his fiverr bot farm
Overselling Fletcher is hilarious
>>21418397Perry may not be getting pushed or anything but he's not fully a jobber. Even that qualifier vs Joe went over 10.
>>21418401Hard to type when the wrestling is good.
>>21418397only squash matches against local jobbers go 5 minutes and sometimes even those go longer
>>21418401WIFE isn't on yet
What the hell was Perry doing?
these two really said lets put on a casual 20 minute banger
>>21418401the local fed schizo is using all his bots for the Main Event stream
>>21418408what, those are usually like max 2 minutes and done
holy botchola
Why are they having Perry lose to Fletcher to set up a rematch with Joe who he just lost to?
kyle kills
>>21418379shame about the tattoos and the coalburning
Great match
>>21418346there's something about lexi
What class is Fletcher in D&D?
Fletch getting mic time too
based kyle tried to end the jungle bitch experiment
>>21418426Bard (College of Porn)
what is fletcher and skye blue sex like
Fletcher sweating blood damn
this boy's red as hell
The Ospreay experiment has run its course, it's Fletch time.
I'm honestly surprised they're doing Fletcher vs Ospreay so early
>>21418433She's into some sick shit.
>>21418426Rouge?
>>21418433high intensity worked sexual violence with a lot of overselling
Stinko Malenko
>turn on aew>twinks doing cartwheels >turn off aew
STINKO MALENKO!
>Ospreay vs Fletcher for the titleToo soon
>blood and guts>blood>no gutsWe need at least one disembowelment next week
>>21418433Sweat and screeching
ONE RINGONE CAGEONE WORDCAGE
KINO DEENO
>>21418437>>21418439Fletcher is definitely going to lose and that's an okay way of building his character.
Renee's big mommy cleavage
AWOOGA RENEE
Renee looking fresh and youthful as always
What’s so Awesome about him?
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
he brought their grandma to dynamite
delicious pale mommy milkers
What would happen in a South Dakota Death Match?
good stand up father kofi not wanting to die for swerve's beef with hangman
What was that lame ass challenge?Ospreay vs. Fletcher should be such a bigger deal
Why'd Swerve shack up with these pussy ass niggas
>kind of like Hangman Swerve exploding somewhere right now
>>21418485all black people are friends
hangmeister
>nay nayuh mox bros….
Hang ma'm with another granny haircut
OH SHIT SWERVE KIDNAPPED BANDIDO
>Brody I love you Is this gay bros?
Poor Kofi about to experience his first non-PG match in like... ever?
>inb4 Swerve on the big screen with Bandido tied up in some warehouse with Nana dancing
hanger stop being a pussy
>>21418495>Bandito actually kidnapped SwerveWhat a swerve
This was done in kinda awkward way
how many times has swerved kidnapped and tortured someone
bandido bros….
is that pac's body?
OMG HE KILLED BANDIDO
I like how new level and brodido don't know they are teamed up with psychopaths lol
Im watching something else, could one of you guys type the match as it happens so I can read it
bandido ded
this is like the second time swerve has killed bandido in the last six months
Ban-dead-o
who poured maple syrup on Bandido?
can we just skip to the part where hangman and swerve have gay sex
>>21418515Hangman's being pretty well adjusted at least. Until 3 months from now when he and Swerve break each other's brain again.
the >swerve is gonna be the new gay set the whole thing up
Since Bandito died, it's time to bring back Peter Avalon and put the Bandito mask on him and have nobody able to recognize it's him under the mask
>broke into Hangman's house, threatened to kidnap his baby>broke into Nick Wayne's house, beat him to a bloody pulp>abducted and brutally beat up BandidoGET THIS N-WORD UNDER CONTROL TONY
since bandido died it's time to bring back buddy
>>21418527this is why you don't have a company anymore vince
Swerve being swerve
the ai commercials for mobile gambling apps on max are super grim
looks like a comic book panel
>>21418530He a good boy, dindu nuffin
>>21418537kino
>'Lil Nigga vs. Josh Alexandergonna go hard
famiry kyle famiry
>>21418530He also kidnapped Billy Gunn then broke his fingers and stomped a cinderblock onto Keith Lee
we love evil kazu, don't we folks?
Okada has the best shit eating grin in the business
kek based okada
kek based Okada
luv lil kazu, simple as
okada is the greatest living sports entertainer
cope btfo
>>21418556it's true
>>21418549>kidnapped Billy Gunn then broke his fingersbroke his fingers so he couldn't scissor anymore lmaogod, I miss The Acclaimed
FAMIRY
Not gonna lie, Okada would be great as a drinking buddy
kek he said it!
FAG :D
FAMILY
Famiry…Famiry.
>>21418569wholesome smile fletch
Stoke Brown
BOOK KYLE TO WIN TONY YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS YOU AUTISTIC COKEHEAD FUCKING DO IT
How does one join a gay incest cult like Don Callis Family?
>>21418569Based Famiry friendly hero
>D*xPiss break time
LIVING IN AMERICA
>>21418565>Not gonna lie*rie
Kek, Okada is such a good troll
>tfw I'm 5 years older than Big Stoke
Yay!
This FTR vs MCMG fued is something
sp00ked
>tfw I'm 5 feet taller than Big Stoke
>>21418590it's over
>>21418555Me when I hear Takeshita try to speak English
>Let's have the same match 5 times.Who thought this was a good idea? It's not like AEW doesn't have over 9000 wrestlers on their roster.
>>21418603are there even any stakes?No. 1 contenders?I don't think they even scare about win-loss records anymore
>>21418598Me when I saw Fletcher almost kill Perry tonight
Why is no one watching this? how bad is AEW?
>>21418603FTR thought they could surpase the Elite vs. Death Triangle series
>>21418584Do not be racist against my husband
>>21418596please don’t scare me
>>21418603If all the matches are good and they tell the right story about the teams getting more familiar it works. That Death Triangle/Elite bo7 was good years ago.>>21418607Whoever wins the series gets #1 contendership. This started because FTR argued they should be # contenders since they're up 3-2 against the Bucks.
>>21418596Imagine if skeletons were real
>>21418603maybe they should have made it a collision exclusive
>>21418618>he doesn't know
mcmg are missing something. like they lack a bit of aura, or they're just not flashy enough, something.
>>21418593popped my ass
>ASPCA commercialgoddamn it bros, pretty much the only thing that makes me sad
>>21418623Because they're both in their mid-40s
>>21418633doesn't help that neither of them are great talkers
>>21418623I thought they were kinda meh when they were working TNA in the 2010s. I never got it personally
>>21418623honestly think they're fucked having gone to the weinstein fed when they did because now the roster, especially tags and trios, is stacked in a way it wasn't back then. i don't mind them but i don't see how they get above midcard filler matches with where the roster is at.
instead of this match they should have just had mercedes walking around in the ring spanking her choco butt
These matches feel like the same teams fighting each other
>>21418644true
The last matches should have had stips
>>21418649i agree
>>21418644this but also lena erotically urinating in julia's mouth
>>21418644This, but Deonna and her gut
>>21418644would she also be swinging her belt around suggestively?
>>21418658>loser takes Deonna to Olive Garden match
>the bucks
>>21418659She can't swing it like Thekla can
>so dimesless that even Excalibur calls MCMGs "the bucks"brutal
>>21418662They won't admit this, but this is how the Young Bucks actually went broke
Bit of a shit finish
Marina's match is next
no self respecting italian would be caught dead at olive garden. then again we're talking about deonna here.
Well, that was a match
>>21418658>>21418662me vs deonna in a golden corral buffet bonanza match
Found out this week Big Justice and Big Boom AJ aren't Italian, they're Jewish.
WTF THAT WAS TONY'S COKE!
Did Stoke throw cocaine at them?
>>21418682aaaaaand dropped
kek at britt’s matilda costume
That was a long piss break
>>21418680Brother, Deonna will squash you figuratively and literally
>>21418687There's not been enough costumes this episode
Persephone genuinely fine af
aminatas accent does something to me
Persephone and Queen Amidala are the main event? Guess that means I can change the channel now.
NEED TO RACEMIX WITH AMINATA
>*cough* NIGwhat the fuck Brit
Why did Lexy changed clothes?
If Britt put on black face, I would say she was Junk Yard Dog
Need to know who's cracking Perse
Marina grew a beard and shaved her headBASED
>*jobs to empty pants in ur path*
>>21418702a lucky son of a bitch
>>21418702Pretty Peter Avalon
>>21418702Juan Carlos Dominguez
sexo with sensual negress animata
>matt sydalanti pop
>>21418712Persephone is my butterface waifu
you now remember sydal's brother with the yoga gimmick
>>21418714your stream is like 10 seconds ahead of mine
>guy marking out
OH SHIT
>random guy marking out near a hot mickek
the sad truth about ciampa is if he had a single drop of samoan blood in him he would have had like 3 world title/tag runs in wwespeaks to the racism of that evil fucking company
>>21418712bruh you can see perse’s ass from the front
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Ciampa looks like an angry garden gnome
>>21418719More like>GAY marking out
>>21418719>>21418721That guy is Matt Sydal
>>21418714>MY TIME TO SHIIIIIIINE!Matt's theme is goat tier
*aggressively conducts you*
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Ciampa bros...
>>21418734my bad, it's FLLLLYYYYYY!!!
MARINA NOW!
Renee dressed like a dying cat
Need Marina to throw her socks at me
FUCK YOU SCHIAVONEIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
>Mox on commentary Always entertaining
BASED MOX
Marina looking hot as fuck
>>21418530Plantation owner Darby was right about them.When asked about Kevin Knight he said thr following >These people do not understand anything but violence.
