Correct opinions:All wrestling is a shoot, everything you see there is realAll wrestlers sing their own theme songsShark Boy hasn't had a bad match in his entire careerUndertaker can literally produce lightningSable has always looked 57 and if you think she's hot you've got fucked up granny issuesAll Haku stories are fakeDarren Young is just John Cena in blackfaceVince McMahon would have beat the absolute fucking shit out of Bischoff if he'd shown up at WCW that night, he's bigger and fucking crazySome Japanese children are born with the ability to produce and spit venom, Japan's advanced medical technology identifies this very early on and these children are bred to be pro wrestlers from birthUnforgiven 2004 was criminally underratedKenzo Suzuki should have had 6 (preferably 8) world title reignsSeth Rollins sucks and Roman has been shit for more than 80% of his career but Mox is by FAR still the Jannetty
>>21415638>Vince McMahon would have beat the absolute fucking shit out of Bischoff if he'd shown up at WCW that night, he's bigger and fucking crazythis is likely true (not that Vince is some sort of tough guy but you just know karate boy has never been in a real fight)>Unforgiven 2004 was criminally underratedpls explain
>>21415845>pls explainNo, I won't
I feel the a laxatative shit would just explode through the superglue separating the guys buttcheeks
>>21418398Stop exposing the business.
>>21418398You're wrong. A little bit of shit would trickle through the top and bottom of his ass, but most of it would back up past his colon and right into his large intestines, giving him a nice, big, round belly full of poop.
