You don’t see handicap matches anymore
>>21415346You still get faction beatdownsI think it’s something to do with the neutral fair and impartial general managers. Bring back the heel gm on one of the brands.
>>21415346I'm going for Raw 2000 and every week theres a handicap match and D-X beatdown. You get sick of it
>>21415351https://notnet.puter.site/#/?p=WWFEvery WWE/WCW/ECW show from the Monday Night Wars are here. HQ and all laid out properly.
>>21415346You don't. You dont see number one contender matches, you dont see number one contender battle royal matches. You don't see blood feuds. You dont see triangle ladder matches for tag team titles. You dont see cage matches on Monday nights. You barely if at all see well-thought-out storylines. Champions and championships mean nothing. Solid characters are gone. Gimmicks are dead. Too many gymnasts not enough gynecologists. You have a big nosed clueless yes man for little hat people messing up retirement tours/wanting to be front and centre and stud in the ring looking like a fat little goblin at the end of wrestlemania when the new champion is celebrating. Fucking trash tv. Fucking. Trash.
You can technically call all AEW matches that.
>>21415379Well, when you put it like that, yeah. It's all soulless. They do falls count anywhere and the matches are so produced and micromanaged and built around 1 or 2 bumps you're reminded it's just a TV show with no room for error. You don't see any ad-libbing anymore. On the first episode of Raw in 2000 you had a new champion crowned, Rock in a 3-1 handicap match vs D-X announced, if Rock loses he gets fired. Chyna vs Bob Holly with the stip that if she loses the IC title, both her and Jericho lose it, due to them sharing a pint the week before. Too Cool doing some shit. Every classic tag team you can think of wrestling. Big Boss man and Albert vs Test in a handicap match (yeah there's two on this show) and I'm not even through the first hour.
STARDOM just did one a couple weeks ago
>>21415402Which one of these is Makky Eat-hole?
>>21415380haha
>>21415346Because bookers are marks now and never wanna try and be creative or book something for the purpose of a story. Same reason Tony is too pussy to have heels actually win like heels instead of dogwalking his babyfaces clean
>Good handicap matchDominant 6'4+ wrestler squashes the shit out of a jobber tag team who don't get a proper entrance, should involve him no-selling punches and also some sort of "double move" to end the match>Bad handicap matchFace vs heel authority figure who changes the match at the last minute so he's also teaming with seven random heels from the roster
>>21415346We don't bully people with disabilities in 2026 anymore chud
>>21415402rotting black jap teeth, black mist charged up, or shadow?
Stardom has had 8 handicap matches this year.
>>21415346Because all matches are supposed to go 50/50 before the finish and let everybody get their shit in now. Handycap matches go against that, so indieshitters don't want them
>>21415346Stardom had two in one show recently.
No one watches joshi shit ya brown pedos Only handicap here is your mental capacity
>>21415491shadow
>stardomim talking about WWE obviously
>>21415346bitchtits vs singular AEW fan happens almost every thread
>>21415491bitch has no lips and studio lights beaming directly on her ugly mug and niggas be like "it's a shadow"
>>21415857Its a shadow from her other teeth.
>>21415870tooth*
>>21415379>Gimmicks are deadAnd that's one of the things that makes modern WWE so lifeless. Idk if that's because they're way too obsessed with sponsors who might not be on board with gimmicks but it's interesting that in the developmental league they're more able to experiment.
>>21415379>You dont see cage matches on Monday nightsWasn't there a cage match on RAW earlier this year?
>>21415491you tell me
>>21415347>I think it’s something to do with the neutral fair and impartial general managers.Good observation anon. Would definitely explain it
>>21415346I see handicapped people wrestle every Wednesday though.
>>21415402Doesn't Stardom literally have their girls go under plastic surgery
>>21416479Yeah that joke was already made. Wasn't funny then either.
>>21416577no
>>21415379>not enough gynecologists.How would pussy doctors fix wrestling?
