Only the most dimeless.
post-WWE, pre-AEW phil
>>21414371she should have tried the pinkwhen she and jade inevitably team up they should both be pink together
>>21414371it's funny no matter how hard she tries, she'll always look like a tranny
>>21414478>Professor Lex
>>21414371She's somehow looked worse
>>21414371hate him all you want, but tyler reks has put a lot of work towards his goal
>>21414610should also post his equally dimeless fat faggot bestieno wonder wwe is so dimeless with these two losers feuding for their world title.
>>21414500Underrated.
>>21414656This was Hunter's fertility shape. It was essential to ensure his daughters didn't develop extra chromosomes, or whatever-the-fuck happened to Ava from Dwayne's roidsperm.
>>21414516debut Tiffany was hot as fuck
>>21414516
>>21414666He could have worked out and dieted instead of looking like a bloated piece of shit!
>>21414698This *is* what you look like when you work out. The guys who look better than this are all on gear.
>>21414356
>>21414594Gotta wonder if the tattoo artist ever thought to tell him this was a shit idea or just said "meh customer is always right" and took the money
>>21414372Is that the same James Drake from Fishtank?
>>21414478MIGHT AS WELL JUMP!
who signed off on this shit
>>21414678
>>21414860Greenday was a big deal at that time, sorry to say.
>>21414924I was going to say that run was 6 years after american idiot came out but its wrestling
>>21414860And he looks worse now.
>>21414678She looks like she could be in No I'm Not a Human
His first promo back he looked like he hadn't slept in weeks and was on heroin
>>21414860
>>21415689Johnny Gargano if he gained height but nothing else.
What about looks that should've been a WOAT but someone weren't?
>>21415738I remember hearing this ridiculous rumor about the weird bodysuit was because he had a prison tattoo of Malcom X on his chest. Just to find out later it was completely true.
>>21414500>To me, my Lex-men!
>>21414860That was a kino look, especially with the coat.
>>21415755It's not true though. He wore the bodysuit before WWE and it's his own opinion that the tattoo looks like shit.
>>21415739I blame late 90s R&B acts for looking gayer than 10 dicks in 9 asses.
>>21414692
>>21414594This is funny because his previous gimmick with the top cornbuckle umbrella jump was already good enough even if it's a simple one. Then they decided to tat him up so they can do a temu Connor gimmick which literally nobody cared about.
>>21414678Saddest ass straps in history
>>21415796I saw his roh tryout match, it’s a pretty bad tattoo, even without the racist connotations.
>>21415713Me on the left
>>21415860>cornbuckleHuge pop!
>>21415856>tfw the seamstress mixed your sizes with trish's new design and you've got nothing else to wear
>>21415856Mohawk Taker is also really awful
Especially bad when you consider how great his presentation usually was.
>>21415856>Holy KWAUAMFBN
>>21415856it's so bad that it turns around to be goated
>>214145391, don’t be a fuckin weirdo2, I agree, I’d pay to watch him bust a fat watery nut
>>21414860At this time the emo phase was taking off hard, Jeff was a good candidate. You’d know that if you weren’t underage.
>>21414500KEK
>>21414666>having a daughter
>>21414678That there are people (or more likely, person) on here that openly lust for her (and others like Michin) shows what no pussy does to someone.
>>21414356has anyone ever looked good in those baggy pants or any of that vinyl shit?
>>21416559They're good for fat guys. Mason Rook could probly upgrade his look if he wore them instead of a single.
>>21414594Lmao he got a sailor tat without ever seeving on a boat
>>214146922 different colored denim is badass
>>21417060>another one fell for the psyopif you have money, there is literally no reason to not get a hair transplant.99.9999% of men look much better with a full head of hair and it's only delusional men who have been visited by the norwood reaper that believe they look like jason statham instead of worm or a naked mole rat.
>>21417641You seem quite insecure.
>>21414860MCR was very big at the time
>>21416216Lord Farquaad was a zeitgeist of american culture at the time
>>21417647t. bald/balding man
>>21414356>Only the most dimeless./thread
>>21414860anti-christ juff was based...this is an awful take
Straight talk though - given what we know about how he's actually a comedy jobber at heart, what are the odds that this actually turns out to have been his idea?
>>21417743It always amazes me how people whose job it is to be half naked on tv with hundreds of thousands watching, give zero fucks about their own appearance and don't work out.
>>21416216The tights were unfinished. Hence why they looked so awful. He also couldn't use his old ones due to losing all that roid weight:https://www.thesportster.com/wwe-shawn-michael-ring-gear-brown-pants-survivor-series/
>>21417770>It always amazes me how people whose job it is to be half naked on tv with hundreds of thousands watching, give zero fucks about their own appearance and don't work out.I will never understand "daniel garcia" and how he was on literal actual national TV as a "pro wrestler" for as long as I live...he was there purely for jerichos entertainment, im convinced of it
>>21416216Kek his return was dead on arrival for me because of how bad this look was, OG DX Hbk is my favourite wrestler and immediately didn’t care about his return because of this dimeless look
Looked like an Arabian Genie
>>21417743>>21417832When I think "dimeless" he's one of the first names to come to mind. People on twitter talking about him being great actually lmao
>>21414860Retarded take. This was a dimes look.
>>21417641He probably lost the match to get grafts.
>>21414860This was kino thoughbeit
>>21417064It's for all the semen he's had on his chest.
>>21417681They call this the /pw/ physique
>>21416216Yikes
>>21417641Tell me how I know you're attracted to women with lip filler and basketball titsDisgusting human being
>>21414619There's something about spikey hair on a fat faggot that is extra cringe inducing.
>>21421660I refuse to believe that is a real wrestler name
>>21416226i loved it when he came out of the painting in Ghostbusters
>>21414372that look would pull any bitch
>>21417060He has an unfortunate Ryback like cranium
>>21414356How is Mike a bad look here? He was on a belt collector run and backed it up in the ring. Maybe you weren't around for prime Mike but he was a wizard on the mat. His look is perfect for the "smiling sneak professor" kind of gimmick he had you're a faggot
>>21422336>How is Mike a bad look here? Maybe because he looks like a weedy little douchebag dork with his shitty soulpatch, 12 year old haircut, ugly vinyl shirt and ugly baggy pants (both to hide his non-existent physique)>He was on a belt collector runYeah, like all marks who try to copy UD and think winning 10 belts with the same prestige as the Mid Southern Philadelphia High School Interim Welterweight championship makes them a big deal.>and backed it up in the ring. Maybe you weren't around for prime Mike but he was a wizard on the mat.Lol no, like all of Chikara, he was a mediocre at best talent that appealed to marks that didn't know any better.Chikara was a massive faggot promotion and if you think Quackenbush doesn't look like a huge retard and a laughing stock in that pic, you must be looking in a mirror then, you faggot.
>>21421645tell me how i know you're bald/balding.
>>21416216Look this faggot. Call him Little Lord Fauntleroy
>>21422367sad thing is that old man goldberg still mogs 99% of wrestlers today.
>>21414478>called Lex>lex don't work
>>21414678charles is looking better lately but when she came back she looked like frankenstein's monster
>>21423849She fell for the lean meme and never recovered.She's infected Rhea too as revenge for losing at WM 39. Rhea has been looking worse every day since.
>>21422356You don't even know Ultimo Dragon you larper
>>21414678idk how she's the best in wwe when she dressed like this
Maybe not actual WOAT material, but the time Randy randomly grew out his hair and had a midcard title run was pretty strange
I've always though that Krule dude in MLW looked awful>shitty looking mask that looks shittier because he's bald so he's not able to cover up the straps holding it in place>ugly looking pants. Sometimes it seems like he's wearing >>21414356 garbage bin bags>top because he's not really in shape and tries to hide his saggy man tits and gut
>>21424443>m-m-muh sekrit wreswin clubget over yourself faggot
There can’t be a dimeless thread without the king
>>21422336Very indie geek look and in a bad way. Punk and Hero were similar until they got a clue and realized what a professional wrestler is supposed to look like.
>>21424475Good look desu. Other fat slobs should pay attention.
not his fault tbf
>>21424475It's an okay idea for a look but the execution is very much lacking and looks like his mom made it for him.>>21425211You literally posted one of the most dimes look in all of Pro Wrestling.
>>21414594I hear he got confused when they told him to go Full Sail in NXT.
>>21425232>You literally posted one of the most dimes look in all of Pro Wrestling.objectively drew zero dimes despite getting pushed for years
>>21425729Except Bret Hart was famously not pushed for years, hence why Diesel and Shawn got his push instead.And he was able to sell out Wembley, whereas Diesel and Shawn had to have their headlining events heavily papered.
>>21425230His GOAT look IMO. Much more character in that facial hair and the just fuck my shit up hair than any other era of his.
GET HACKED GET HACKED GET HACKED
>>21423986This was kino though
>>21425211Bret was the only wrestler able to make pink look cool, gtfo with your faggot opinion
>>21425812You're a retard living in a false reality. They pushed this dimeless cuck so much that they had his ugly inbred family on TV too. They tried to push Diesel and HBK because the cuck was so worthless. They tried Luger and Yokozuna too. Useless nepo baby.>>21425882The problem here is that you don't know what cool is, but it doesn't stop you from pretending that you do.
>>21425211Brother if your sheer testosterone aura alone is enough to make neon hot pink look good, you are dimes personified, the fuck is actually wrong with you
>>21425211thanks for posting Nash, hows your legs doing these days, even toony wont call you for a gig huh, thats gotta be rough, not even for a fuckin announcing cameo gig thats ROUGH buddy
>>21414356His other champions were Eddie Kingston, Icarus, and Kimber Lee. Quack looks like gigadimes compared to them.
>>21425983Did Bret Hart fuck your mom or something? Good thing is that if even if he he is dimeless, he can live rent free in your head.
>>21425983>You're a retard living in a false realityThe false reality of what? That Bret and Bulldog didn't sell out Wembley? That Bret famously didn't have a bunch of stop and start pushes (losing to Yokozuna, losing to Backlund etc).Maybe try and watch wrestling instead of regurgitating opinions you found online.
>>21425211Hitmangina's clit was coming in nicely after he started doing steroids
>>21426020>That Bret and Bulldog didn't sell out WembleyBAHAHA, that was all bret surely, and not the result of WWF finally taking a big PPV overseas. The entire crowd was waiting for Hogan and Andre to show up. They took the belt off of him because HE COULDN'T DRAW. That was the point, mouth breather. Bret didn't lose the belt clean once, the push didn't stop. It was a way to try and make people care about him, they even tried to use his family to get him some family sympathy. But it never worked, the cuck was as charismatic as a rubber door stop.
>>21426020>Maybe try and watch wrestling instead of regurgitating opinions you found online.Jeet read a sentence once, and kept it in his notepad to re-use later. The internet is the only place that pretends Bret Hart was a factor in any way.
>>21425211Pat Patterson knew he had one in Bret.
>>21426049>BAHAHA, that was all bret surely, and not the result of WWF finally taking a big PPV overseas.>i-i-it doesn't count because i said so!>The entire crowd was waiting for Hogan and Andre to show upYes, I'm sure your delusional headcanon is exactly why everyone turned up.>They took the belt off of him because HE COULDN'T DRAW.No, he didn't draw to the heights of the 80s, but no-one in the 90s (until the AE) drew that, it was in a downward period for many reasons, but Bret drew far better than Diesel and Michaels. >Bret didn't lose the belt clean once, the push didn't stop.Yes it did, his push was stopped after 9, when Hogan was given the belt, and then in 94 when Diesel was heavily pushed, and then Michaels in 96. That isn't a lengthy reign by any means.Also, main event babyfaces in WWF never lost without some kind of trickery or screw finish by a heel.
>>21426070>Jeet read a sentence once, and kept it in his notepad to re-use later.But enough about you.
>>21426049>BAHAHA, that was all bret surely, and not the result of WWF finally taking a big PPV overseas.lol this is so funny>guy doesn't drawhaha it's all his fault>guy drawsw-w-well there are m-m-many f-factors and it's not thanks to him!you can't win with some people.
>>21425230>>21425848beeg was only dimes as the giantthe name big show is fucking retarded anyhow
>>21426021Bret looked kinda kino here, after abusing roids and not wearing that faggy color. He peaked as an opening match heel tag guy. Crazy how sucking Pat Patterson's dick can get you pushed as the top babyface LOL.
>>21426092Bret wasn't babyface for every world title run. How fucking retarded are you? Hogan dropped the belt clean in the middle face vs. face against Warrior. Bret never dropped the belt clean once ever. That little weasel didn't draw AND didn't drop the belt clean EVER and he still has the audacity to cry. No wonder you chronically online redditors love him .
>>21426098I guess WWE is full of draws nowadays. Good one, Smelly.
>>21426096>Pretends Bret Hart didn't have a nothingburger careerMaybe try and watch wrestling instead of regurgitating opinions you found online.
>>21426085He looks like a victim in prison, forced to become someone's girlfriend.
>>21426198No one cares that shit was over 20 years ago move on you fat bitch and go outside.
>>21426198>Bret wasn't babyface for every world title run.He was never a full heel, and his pro Canada gimmick started in March 97, so that only covers 1 title reign, in which he 'lost' it in Canada as a babyface.>How fucking retarded are you?Nah that's you.>Hogan dropped the belt clean in the middle face vs. face against Warrior. Yeah because that was the switch where Hogan's run was completely done, and Warrior was supposed to be the new guy. Using Hogan as an example of a babyface doing the job is hilarious considering all the shit he did.>Bret never dropped the belt clean once ever. Dropping it to Shawn during the Ironman match is pretty clean, despite the on the spur OT ruling. Furthermore, you seem to be equating Bret not dropping clean because he didn't want to, versus Vince booking it to further storylines, like when Austin interfered and Bret lost it to Sid.>No wonder you chronically online redditors love him .It's more like we know the facts, which you haven't responded to a single one, and therefore we can discuss him rationally and logically, as opposed to you that has a full blown meltdown where you cry, piss and shit yourself raging over The Hitman.
>>21426204so i guess when bret hart doesn't draw it's his fault, but when he sells out a stadium it doesn't count. nice indian logic there, dinesh.
>>21426209You mean the guy that helped to make one of the biggest draws in the history of wrestling (who heavily credits and praises Bret all the time), or how one of the other biggest draws in the history of wrestling also credits him for helping him, or when he held the record for largest (non-worked) attendance in wrestling history, or when he was part of a wrestling scandal that people still talk about to this day, or when through his gimmick was one of the many to help to usher in one of the most profitable and iconic eras in wrestling history, or the fact that many wrestlers to this day wear his merch and praise him? Doesn't sound like a nothingburger career to me.
>>21426175He would've ended like his friends Dynamite Kid or Chris Benoit if he continued abusing steroids like this. God gave him a tiny womanly body, he wasn't meant to handle testosterone. But then again, those guys seemed happier than Bret Hart so maybe he should've done it anyways.
>>21426233>>21426238>>21426248No one cares that shit was over 20 years ago move on you fat bitch and go outside.
>>21425855He has the Mason Rook problem in that he's ugly and not intimidating so he's gonna look bad in anything you put him in.
>>21422336sup mike
>>21426252Fuck off zoomer faggot, go neck yourself you broccoli haired tranny loser.
>>21414860Literally his best look, gimmick and theme you fucking faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YR3jHMWVZY
>>21426252Clock it
>>21426175He didn't suck any dick. That was Shawn the obvious faggot. Bret was naturally popular.
>>21426209Fucking faggot. Bret is all time legend. Among lame smarks and among the general audience. He won the topntitle multiple times, had a goated heel run in the attitude era, and had one of the best feuds ever against Austin
>>21426198Like flair says, you gotta be the man to BEAT the man. If no one was good enough to take the belt from Bret then that's their problem. He was the exelence of executon and mean while you're a gay homo
>>21426561They both got in Pat Patterson's bed to do him some favors.>>21426584>>21426598^ Indians that live in the UK.
>>21426175This is him abusing steroids? Damn... lol
>>21414500kek
Does anyone else hate la knight wearing trunks? Maybe it would look better if they were bigger because at the moment it looks like he runs around in speedos and I can't take him seriously. I like trunks usually.
>>21426781^ Indian that lives in Mumbai.
>>21414356Bump
>>21427771i think it's a combination of how naked his body looks with the short boots and lack of elbow pads. maybe it's also because he has weird proportions.
