Genuinely how would he be booked in WWE?
literally who?
dancing gimmick
is that mike knox?
>>21408654Badly
>>21408665You are an old man, do you know that?
>>21408654He wouldn’t be booked at all and that’s why no1 has sparked any controversy over this dimeless who is he anyways?
>>21408654Probably be booked to go to the gym
>>21408676Well duh, I'm a WWE fan.
>>21408654Caterpillar-off vs Otis
>>21408665We actually know who Mike Knox is so it can't be
>>21408654Who is he?
WWE has historically struggled to book convincing bruising physical monsters like Mark Davis, Vader, Dr. Death, etc.It's a style of wrestler they just have no fucking idea what to do with.to be honest WCW didn't know what to do with guys like this either, which is why Scott Norton did most of his best stuff in NJPW
>>21408949Because guys like that traditionally were incredibly stiff workers and WWE notoriously is really not down with guys working stiff
>>21409688Unless you were Bradshaw, Stan Hansen, Chris Benoit, etc
>>21408688>>21408738>>21408659>>21408660imagine saying this when you're watching a wizard saying you're cursed every friday night?
>>21408654He's not that big and he has birthing hips. He would not do well unless he got juiced to the gills.
>>21411088he has slug wrestler body type
>>21408654PAWB gimmick on NXT
>>21411086Not enough pants wrestling for you?
>>21408738The Butcher, I think. He used to wrestle in AEW then got slumped.
>>21411132the pants wresting you're talking about? https://youtu.be/8LWjpBJfy8Q?si=MNjcUSU37MV0y6uW&t=89
IS THAT ANOTHER LE HECKIN CHUBBY FAT HOSSERINO WITH A BEARD WHOSE MOVESET CONSISTS OF JBL/STAN HANSEN/BRUISER BRODY/BIG BOSSMAN?OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE!!!
>>21411282Do you like anything you insufferable faggot
>>21411361I like fucking little FAGGOTS like you in the ASS with my gigantic COCK you fucking pussy BITCH
The people who can't see someone like Mark Davis being good are the same people who only know Jim Duggan as the 2x4 guy that says Hoooo
>>21408654He only works in AEW because everyone else are midget twinks. In WWE he just would be some fat dude. They would probably pair him with Otis or some shit like that.
>>21411448What makes him good?
>>21411368Lol you are ghey
>>21408654Who the fuck is this
>>21408654>chubby>barely any muscle definition >looks to be 6'2 max despite being a "hoss">caw outfitIs this supposed to be impressive?
>>21411518He's 5'10.
>>21408654What's the gimmick?
>>21411518>>chubby>>barely any muscle definition>>looks to be 6'2 max despite being a "hoss">>caw outfit
>>21411562You do realize that this infamous pic is due to Paul being off-cycle and not how he looks 99% of the time, right? Can you say the same for the tublord OP posted?
Never understood the homosexual preference to having every single male ripped. If everyone looks like Batista, does Batista look special? The Mark Davis archetype is necessary in the sport
>>21411088>>21411099This is what archetypal tough guys looked like before your childhood was dominated by the tastes of a bisexual deviant from a trailer park who names his dildos after wrestlers.
>>21411613No. Guys were never that flabby and had way more muscle mass. Look at the fatass in the OP, no shoulder or forearm mass, he just looks like a slob. Even in the 60s and 70s guys were way bigger. Bruno or The Crusher also mog the shit out of him.
>>21411689>grayed out photo>the wrestling at that time was complete garbage
>>21408654He wouldn’t.He would have to change his body to look like a cancer patient like Gunther to appeal to the women and faggots who watch. He wouldn’t be able to hit anywhere near as hard and would be stuck wrestling underwater all while getting paid much less.
>>21411697Define what makes a match good without referencing Dave Meltzer.
>>21411700Lots of flips and no story whatsoever. Basically the WWE special
>>21411549>5'10 is considered a big guy in AEWgrimmiest of grims
>>21408654No thanks we already have a Sami Zayn
>>21411704Willie Hobbs was considered a big guy in AEW, now he's the shortest guy in the entire Bloodline vs 90210 feud.
>>21411689>Guys were never that flabby and had way more muscle mass
>>21411700watch any chris benoit match
>>21411368>Likes fucking other men Faggot
>>21411713Even Dick Murdoch, a fat drunk redneck who never went to the gym, looked better than the guy in the OP. That says a lot. >>21411715His match with Fit Finaly at Judgement Day 2006 was boring and the crowd hated it.
>>21411549He's 6'4", taller than Roman even.He'd be used pretty much the same as someone like Erick Rowan. Thrown in a stable, given a shitty gimmick, fluctuating between being a threat and a jobber. Same as in AEW where he at least gets to wrestle good matches.
>>21411282Better than a fed full of flippy twinks
>>21411731it says you will be too from moving these goalposts all day to jerkoff to bodybuilders later
>>21411735He isn't, he's shorter than Kyle Feltcher. Don't trust the self-reported heights.
>>21411744>moving the goalpostsLMAO. You sound like you're 14 years old. If you wanted to use one example for your retarded claim you could have just posted Randy Mulkey and pretend he was representative of all wrestlers.
>>21408654Same as Rusev's current run. Complete jobber, gets squashed, then gets forgotten about till he gets released
>>21408654He's not Samoan or Black so not very well.
>>21411282>BIG BOSSMANWhen did they start dragging Based Bossman into their faggotry?
I'm a big fan of the people saying that old fat guys in professional photo shoots look better than the current fat guy in a live action shot
>>21411792I doubt you actually watched his good run. 99% chance you only saw his attitude era slop, 1% chance you saw his NWO slop
>>21408654Does he have any personality or promo ability? Just seems like some generic fat faggot who does a nice piledriver because of his fat ass and thighs that the AEW cult has to pretend is good because Tony books him.
>>21411824Mark Davis is sloppy fat, not solid fat. They're very different body types.
>>21411830I remember his good run. I thought he always got ignored from these conversations because of the confederate flag on his shirt.
>>21411846I would argue that you need sloppy fat ugly people in your promotion. Once again, is Brock Lesnar special if you have 20 Brock Lesnars?
>>21411879Yes? He still stood out during his first run when most of the guys were still adult-sized and on roids.
>>21411830>watched his good runYou mean when he was drawing houses because Hogan wanted to work with him? Yes, I can watch it anytime I want.Big Boss Man was dimes then
>>21408654Them crushing the Bucks meant nothing. Like always with The Elite, including Cody, they get their win back, either at the PPV or by hogging TV time with Barney the Dinosaur-tier stories.
>>21408659Per Grok that is Oney Lorcan.
>>21411879>sloppy fat ugly people in your promotion.We need Earthquakes and Vaders, not chunky suburban dads
>>21411879No, you don't need sloppy guys. Not even to do jobs. The difference between solid fat and sloppy fat is just testosterone. So Bubba Rogers, Terry Gordy, Junkyard Dog were all kind of fat, but solid. Sloppy guys just look too shit. And Brock isn't fat and never was, he was always pretty cut even in his 40s.
>>21411902Those two were disgusting, not sloppy big difference
>>21411835>t the AEW cult has to pretend is good because Tony books him.wwe fans with most of the wwe roster?
Poorly. But this shit isn’t hard. you let a guy like this do squashes on tv and then use him to sell house show tickets against popular babyfaces. And eventually job to a babyface who needs a win. Wrestling booking has became way too indulgent. You draw a lot more money with villains and heroes people care about than you ever will with a storyline.
>>21411904I can't think of many sloppy fat guys. Maybe Buddy Rose and Adrian Adonis in their later years. Even Norman the Lunatic was pretty solid looking. Even when Dr Jerry Graham got really fat he looked more like a cannonball than a sloppy fat guy.
>>21411909They no longer have to draw, so bookers now just pick what they, personally, want to see.
>>21411914Buddy Rose actually had a pretty similar physique to Davis.
>>21411909>villains and heroesBlack and white? Good and evil? Pshhht! We're in the shades of gray era! Unless you're an EVIL CHUD!
>>21411926He's built like me! I'm gonna go sign-up for rasslin' school right away.
>>21408654Teamed with Grayson Waller.
>>21411755>no wrestlers were flabby back then!>this very famous wrestler from back then was flabby>he was flabby but he looked better than Mark Davis!is moving the goalposts, like bitches do when their latently homosexual rationales are exposed.
>>21411903Otis is a good example of what you're describing, and I think he's the only guy WWE has that has that solid fat look going for him.Mason Rook is just a lardass who doesn't wanna drop any of the body fat >>21411902I agree, it feels like even the fat guys got phased out with the meatheads
>>21411957>ctrl+f no wrestlers were flabby back then>1 resultSo you just made that quote up?
>>21411962Yeah, Otis has it. His old partner Tucky was just fat and sloppy. Mason Rook is also sloppy. You can really tell by just looking at their shoulders. Sloppy fat guys like Mason Rook and Mark Davis will still have weak looking shoulders, while Otis is clearly strong.
>>21408654If he got a clue like his tag partner Fletcher did, then maybe he has promise
A timely Truffle Shuffle gimmick and Otis feud
>>21411926Grandmothers used to flick their bean to this.
>>21411991It's very interesting that as soon as Kyle started getting jacked his push in AEW suddenly died...
>>21411899Yikes. He really fell off since the last time I saw him
>>21412334He's in a world title feud though
>>21411368bodied his twink ass
>>21411282What you just derisively described sounds awesome
>>21408654Triple H would book him as a strong heel until rumors of Triple H living through him vicariously spread through the internet, then he would be buried and disappear off TV.
>>21412837>>21411737>>21411361you're not a "hoss", you're just obese
>>21408654Tony is a smarktard who will only even consider signing big men if they're either 52 years old or look like Walmart versions of Hansen/Brody, and yet he still manages to book big men better than Triple HHow did things get this bad?
>>21413214Because H is an egomaniac and feels insecure around muscular guys knowing he doesn't have that body anymore. Why do you think he's gone back to signing indie schlubs over building his own stars?
>>21411086That wizard draws more than anybody in AEW.Tony fumbled.
>>21413258>That wizard draws more than anybody in AEW.he doesnt
>>21413589He does
>>21411991>Getting a clue>In AEWThey actively discourage guys from that last I recall, Fletcher and Jew Boy are exceptions.
Shockingly, I would say AEW is getting good usage out of him. He just loses too much.
>>21415960>He just loses too muchAs is the case with most heavyweight wrestlers in AEW
>>21408654I don't know who he is but maybe he'd be booked somewhat decently for about a month and half before he disappears to mainevent before being released
>>21408654>Genuinely how would he be booked in WWE?biker tag team with The Baron Corbin
>>21411585So Paul looks like a complete slug faggot when he's not actively injecting steroids? Got it. Davis now looks better than Paul here kek
>>21411928More like shades of gay!
>>21408654He'd have gotten over more in the territory era where people didn't give a shit about how much muscle you had
>>21419001He's Australian, name on territory from that time that would use Mark Davis where the fans would want a foreigner there.
>>21411448>Mark DavisThis guy?
>>21408654>OMG! is it? no way! that's bruce briggs, the hottest free agent is wrestling!
>>21411713He doesn’t have birthing hips, guy in OP looks like an FTM tranny and has no upper body, bit of a Bradshaw vibe, but Bradshaw had wider shoulders and a bigger chest
>>21420076No he'd be Boston Briggs
>>21408654Not very good because you don't get anywhere in WWE unless you're a HHH or TKO pet project
>>21416565"Where The Big Boys Lay"
