Imagine capturing generational wealth for your family with one 30 second ad.These are the opportunities WWE offer talent. But I’m sure you’d rather have a five star match, right?
>>21398857didn't this guy get caught selling bootleg merch out of his car at a show or am i misremembering
Company sponsor for about 30 years fat cunt
>>21398899Wow, WWE must be extremely successful to have such a long lasting deal with one of the most recognizable snack brands in the world
>>21398857He aint getting paid for that kek
>>21398914You're his accountant?
>>21398857imagine capturing a great reaction image and not realizing it
Drones think people are going to check out wrestling because they saw some clown in a snickers advert?
>>21398932Dubbalos are so far gone they're questioning the basic concept of advertising lmfao
>>21398919He's talking about OP who does this for FREE (sad!)
>>21398939Text everyone you know and ask if they've seen Danhausen in the snickers advert I dare you
>>21398862nah, that was your father
>>21398862sure did
you are a 40 year old adult crashing out over a cartoon wwe character
>>21399065You're a 50 year old who went crazy over tomato chimpa pinning a pair of pants
>>21399073>tomato chimpathis is how a 40 year old types lmfaoo
>>21399065kek think you hit a nerve with this one
>>21399082>>21399083The 50 year old is breaking down
>>21399065Yeah he seethed lmfao
>>21399087Jej!
The best part of when the 50 year old AEW fan gets angry he got raped is he replies to himself and bumps the thread himself. Btw Meltzer said the Tomato Chimpa pants spot lead to the lowest AEW PPV buys of all time lmfaoo
>>21398857They help get you in number 1 box office movies too. And for the female wrestlers they give you exposure so people actually care about your OF when you get shit canned. When you commit your career to other feds you literally wind up slumped over in your car, dead.
>>21399194KEK
>>21398862>didn't this guy get caught selling bootleg merch out of his car at a showNigga out of all the fucked-up shit that wrestlers have done over the last several decades, THIS is the worst thing you can think to randomly bring up about Danhausen? lmao
>>21399180Yeah this WWE fanboy is mad
The 50 year old fat unemployed AEW fan is selling like Dolph Ziggler. He keeps bumping on command.
>>21398914What a retarded postYou could have at least said "he ain't getting paid MUCH for that" and you might have been rightBut no, your dumb ass genuinely believes a WWE wrestler is gonna do a commercial for a well-known product and get zero payment for it. That's the shit you decided to try to sell to the board todayNigga, go carry your stupid ass away from this thread
>>21399282Sup, jeet-tranny. Waiting for your deformed friend bt to show up for your Saturday melty?
>>21398857>generational wealththe peanut like check tko cuts him for it might be generational wealth for poos in Mumbai slums like you but it certainly isn't generational for those of us who live in countries with toilets
Look at all those (you)s the 50 year old fat fuck with diabetes is selling like HBK
>>21399311kek, jeet-tranny is seething
>>21398857
>>21399319>nigslop
The 50 year old diabetic AEW fan tried to hijack this thread but he just ended up getting gaped like Tony Kwab
The 40 year old comment really got the WWE fanboy angry
>>21399346You're replying to your own thread lol we mindbroken you
WWE fans are so retarded they think being a mascot in a 30 sec commercial brings generational wealth
You know the 50 year old diabetic AEW fan with heart failure is really mad when he pretends he has back up. Especially after his only friend died
>>21399361Guarantee he made more in 30 seconds than you earned all year
>>21399357oh lawd you set him (the pig) off
>>21399363jeet-tranny is so raped; he is selling and seething like never before, even more fragile and retarded than bt!
>>21399369Ok, how much did he make then?
>>21399369He probably made a few grand, which is a lot of money to you people but not to us.
The 50 year old diabetic AEW fan is having another breakdown because his summerslam thread got marked like his only friend did. Both sent straight to hell.
>>21399378kek dronies think it must be generational wealth because they can't afford one Snickers bar by itself
>>21399369this triggered him for some reason, hmmm
>>21398857And this guy just came out of nowhere, huh? That's good. I couldn't imagine being the loser to fire this guy. Danhausen is truly the face of a generation.
>>21399416>5 ft 10>Twig body>Danhausen is truly the face of a generation.LMFAOOO
>>21399416Your mother drank heavily while she was pregnant with you; that's why you find Danhausen entertaining (it's also the reason you look the way you do and always will, lmao)
>>21399430Just because you're a fat, brown, manlet means every is.
>>21399438GMS!
>manlet means every iswhat did he mean by this
>>21399535They didn't tell you?
>>21399180Oh no no no no
>>21398857>hello human children, please step into my van for more candywtf? wwe airs this to children??
>>21399194>They help get you in number 1 box office movies tooStreet Fighter bombed.
>>21400328WWE is run by peds for peds
>>21401288How is Tony's friend Sam doing?
The money goes to WWE not dan
>>21398862>get caughtthat's what the Young Bucks spread around the locker room and convinced Tony of, yes. in reality, they stopped printing Danhausen merch out of spite for him selling too much compared to the 'real stars' which caused Danhausen to start selling them out of his car in the parking lot. this was twisted to be him stealing AEW merch (of other wrestlers) to sell for his own profit.
>>21401282What I said was fax though fr ong. Number 1 at the box office baby and it makes aewtists mad when you tell them!
>>21403014Waterworld also went #1
>>21398857Why did this thread make him seethe so badly?
>>21403326Yeah factually it was box office number 1 that’s all I said. You moved the goal posts. I never said it was profitable or successful. Number 1, baby!
>>21398862'fraid so.
>>21398862Quite literally no. Just some bullshit AEWtists started to try and hurt someone's image because their cult fucking sucks and will never amount to anything
>>21398862For aew yeah. It's because no one respects Tony.
>>21403961I wish Dan had sued them. He had every right to. He could show damages.
>>21398857>But I’m sure you’d rather have a five star match, right?Yeah?I’m not part of his family and not getting paid. Why do I care? If his entire purpose is just being a living commercial, I can change the channel when he’s on like any other.
>>21404008Read the OP again dummy
>>21398857is this a real ad that plays on other channels or is it one of those sponsor ones that only play during raw and smackdown?
>>21398862It outsold aew merch too
>>21404988Finally. A good question. I remember Dolph Ziegler played the Colonel in the KFC ads that were only on when WWE was on.
>>21403961quit exposing the business
>>21404988Why are you doing this?
>>21405065you tell me
After this bump >>21404980 you can tell he (>>21404988 >>21405000 >>21405065) is really mad.
>>21398862afraid so
>>21405086KEK
>>21405086You're welcome
>>21398862Yep, that’s why Big Tone banished his ass to the Epstein fed
>>21405115>Epstein fedHe's sent him from ROH to AEW that's true.
>>21403557No idea
>>21398907He gave up after this lol
>>21398862No slidey
>>21398857did bro really just use sickos as a replacement for mfs or niggas?
>>21398862that’s every wrestler
WWE/WWF hasn't been mainstream since the attitude era, especially outside of murrica. Back then the average person at least knew who the really popular wrestlers like Hulk Hogan or The Rock were, these days it's pretty much nonexistent in pop culture. All other promotions did even worse.
>>21406841If you showed 100 people on the street a photo of Roman Reigns at least 70 would know
Danhausen was never actually a top seller for AEW btw. He was one of them on PWT and was number one when Punk was there but he was never number 1 mover in the company and drones are pushing a false narrative so they can say Tony fumbled. Most of them probably don't even like Danhausen either. Sad.
>>21406884>Tony put Danhausen on TV like 3 times and he STILL outdrew 95 percent of Tony’s rosterYou really fucking posted this thinking it was an own lmfao
>>21406896PWT isn't ShopAEW ya thick dronie cunt
>>21406910PWT was the one handling AEW merch before they left them. You should know you bought multiple XXXXXXL CM punk shirts
>>21406990Don't care. Reddithausen had 71 items on there at one point. They were worked numbers.
>>21407001You watch gAyEW. You are reddit
>>21398857Based Danhausen
>>21407036He always wins
If I get a kid dressed as a minihausen trick or treating at my door I'm giving them rare wwe merch and tickets to mania
>>21400302Afraid no
>>21398857Idgi. WWE wrestlers have been shilling snickers for over a decade now. Why are schizos trying to get people worked up over just another ad where a wwe is performing?
>>21398862Yea, out of the trunk of his '07 Camry to be exact.
>>21398857Donovan doesn't have kids. He's using that money to buy more toys from the 90s for his basement.
>>21398921>mfw Ilja does his conductor entrance again
>>21410966Lol
>>21398857Hamlinhausen miss status?
Buy an ad, Donovan
>>21413693Why ya crying Tone?
>>21399414Because Dan won
>>21398862that was earl hebner
>>21398862This is a carney industry
>DAD BUY ME BACK DANHAUSEN
Dimeshausen is a draw
>>21398862He didn't, that was just some bullshit this stupid fucking website parroted. You stupid fat fucking virgins prayed on Danhausen's downfall and he is now one of the most over modern wrestlers today. He's a household name. He's married and has a family and is rich. You are a fat fucking failure in life and will die alone.
>>21419693Boom goes the dynamite
>>21398857what a shocker, the meme wrestler gets over in the company that does nothing but force memes past their sell by date and good for him, get that money weird kingGetting a 5 star match out of danhausen in aew would mean danhausen was at any point healthy enough to work
>>21410858Idgi. Why did you cut your cock off?
>>21410858He sold for this one
>>21421015You got him really upset with this. He's replying to himself.
