Is Serbia ironically the safest place to be during WW3?>militarily neutral>good relations with Russia, USA, China and EU>militarily stronger than all of their hostile neighbors, so unlikely to ever even fight a defensive war, but even if it does, it would be an easy win >good relations with Balkan countries that matter like Hungary, brotherly relations with Greece and Romania (largest Balkan countries), so even in terms of regional alliances, it wins
>nice Central European cities
>cozy small towns
>>545286592Singapore but you get rapist jeets so if youre a woman, it isnt safe out at night and police will ignore you and wont help. If you get auxiliary police, they are jeets and will rape you again.
>sufficiently white>no cancel culture>only doctors and engineers are gypsies
If WW3 is to be fought with nukes then it seems highly unlikely to me that Serbia would escape the fallout.
Only cowards flee their country, and you are advertising Serbia for cowards and jeets. Why are you doing this?
>>545286673Would china try to take over Singapore?
>>545286592>>545286630>>545286652>>545286692We're so bombing you again.
>>545286710No one should die for Jews against their will
>>545286720No because they no longer need to. Their reliance on the strait of Malacca for fuel drops with each passing day.
>>545286630Good place to get carpet bombed.
How is Serbian welfare?
>>545286889Good if you're a gypsy, awful for europeans like Ukrainians or Serbs
>>545286731>>545286857Serbia and the US were allies for 2 centuries.Fun fact: Serbian flag was the only flag to ever be holstered at the white flag besides the French, and the US had a designated "Serbian day"
>>545286592Serbia gets bombed out of principle when obama gets elected for third term
>>545286889same as yours, relatives in germany
>>545286630>>545286652funny how everyone is "central european" these dayswere these german towns?
>>545286592Hey Lazar! Happy Halloween!
>>545287029Ukrainian wikipedia considers us in Central Europe. I guess this means that Poland is western europe
>>545286592If you're a Serb, yeah. Everyone else will be wicker manned.
>>545287029Germans made up 24% of Vojvodina and were vojvodina's largest minority, larger minority than Hungarians, but these cities (except for Sombor) were not German.
>>545287075I wish we could trade you with poles as our neighbour, anon
>>545287056Happy Halloween, bro
>>545287029on the contrary, they were serbian cities that were settled by bavarians as a minority after turks were kicked out, then they also got kicked out after hitler's chimpout
>>545287379I see, the entire war with yugoslavia only happened because the coup of your kingthere was no bad intention othewise
>>545287379They are welcome back, we all know now that WW2 was Jewish in its nature, structure and ranks. We also know the same is true for Yugoslavia and the Croat-Slovene dictator who kicked them out.
>>545286592Nowhere in Europe or North America will be "safe". Either you drown in nuclear hellfire with the rest of us Whites, or you move to a brown nation elsewhere.
>>545287088Not true, we provide shelter for 300k Russians and Ukrainians. We also refuse to extradite hackers who move here, like a famous half Bosnian Muslim half Serb guy who hacked $60 million in crypto and ran from Canada
>>545287453there was the bad intention of invading greece though our borders, the new government also tried negotiating the pact but protested betraying greeks, there was no "fuck germany" side of the coup
give back the land you stole from Albania, russian cocksuckers
>>545287841that was only because of the retard Mussolini
>>545286592Ironically maybe but if you want the true answer (ranked in order of safest, top 5):>India>Canada>UK>Australia>AmericaReason why is obvious. Indian forces are anti-war and everyone respects this.
>>545287918>give back the land you stole from Albania, russian cocksuckershow about we, Russians, exterminate judeo-polish scum, instead?
>>545287999>UKholy shitmuahaha
>>545286592>>545286630>>545286652omg it’s just like disney land :0
>>545286592Are you a retard? Your country is a perfect staging ground for proxy wars and has a good population to throw into that operation. Sometimes just being near something is a bad thing for a nation, as in are you between Europe and Russia? Then your international relations don't matter to either side.
Does every Serbian own an accordian?My Croatian coworker told me this in a deadly serious tone, but I think he was fucking with me. We were both drunk at the time (at work).
>>545288102KYS filthy rusgook. Take a krokodil soaked rusty blade, shove it up your dedovschina asshole and then slit your wrists. Fuck Russia, Albanians must kill Russians hordes.
>>545286731Hi Shlomo
>>545288314>KYS filthy rusgook.>says a subhuman turko-gypsy-bedouin mutt lol, lmao even, you will never be white, untermensch
>>545288497Rusgooks are sure as pajeet-shit, not white. Consult this picture you filthy fucking animal. Russians need to be killed pronto
>>545288754>Russians need to be ki...ACKcry me a river, shitskin untermensch
>>545288855Russians are fucking Turk rape baby mutts kek clueless brownoid
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lol, no.you are extremely close to the future battlefieldyou are also part of the western block, that is going to attack russia.your government will forcefully conscript you and send you straight into the meat grinder (drone war).you are already dead.enjoy the last 3-4 years of your life.
>>545288994>you are also part of the western block, that is going to attack russia.We are not, we are militarily neutral
>best CS go player, a Bosnian Serb from republika srpskaSerbia became an eSports hub, another plus for gamers.
>>545286592Antarctica or Kentucky will be the only safe places
>>545289699thats what they want you to believe as soon as the war against russia starts, there will be no neutral nations anymore - except switzerlandall nations have to pick one side - and they willin your case it will be the western block / NATO
>>545286592not at all
>>545290697Wrong, Switzerland never picked a side. Maybe worst case scenario is Denmark ww2
>>545286592HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'd say south america. Take your pick of the shit holes. Most of them will avoid large scale war. Most of them will get by with what they produce domestically. They do business with allied and axis forces.
Romania is not in the balkans
>>545286592>militarily neutralYou think that will save you when shit hits the fan?
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indian brother, come to serbia it feels like home!
>>545286592lol serbia was deepstate couped 2 times in the span of 20 years , i know serbians dont have the intelligence to understand this and are probably viewing themselves as great revolutionaries instead Serbians and Eastern Euros are on thje level of Nepal and Bganladesh essentially , they are completley helpless against anybody from the outside wanting to change their government and ruling over them
we feed garbage to cows! just like our indian brothers!
Is it really true that I can go to Serbia and apply for citizenship immediately because "I feel" Serbian? The immigration law says something like that. I mean, they do have a decent country and good passport
>>545288149>nooo it has to be 6 gorillion copypaste houses and nothing else for 10s of miles and no people outsideamericans are barely even sentient beings I have just realized
>>545286630>>545286652looks like a cheaper Germany>>545287123>Germans made up 24% of Vojvodina and were vojvodina's largest minority,that proves my theory, Germans built all of that
>>545286592>Fotografija prikazuje centar Sombora u Srbiji, sa čuvenom Karmelska crkva Svetog Stjepana (crkva sa dva tornja u pozadini) i uređeni trg sa cvetnim lejama
>>545286793>Na slici je prikazana Crkva imena Marijinog (često nazivana i novosadskom katedralom) na Trgu slobode u Novom Sadu>Objekat: Rimokatolička crkva izgrađena u neogotičkom stilu.>Visina tornja: Visoka je oko 72 metra i predstavlja vizuelni simbol centra grada.>Lokacija: Nalazi se na glavnom gradskom trgu — Trgu slobode.
>>545288055she has her pet monke. Hope he kills her
>>545296843>Germans built all of thattruth!
>>545286592Why wouldn't Uruguay be safer
>>545296843not to mention Vojvodina had densest railroad net (track per km2) in all of europe, build by guess who?and guess what happened top it! (serbs took tracks out and sold them for scrap metal - serbs = serbian state)
>>545286592>Balkans>Safe
>>545297272every single pic he uploaded is from Vojvodina (austro-hungary), serbia (below danube) looks like pic related
>>545297325>is from Vojvodina (central europe)
My gf is mcedonian so I was in Serbia a lot this year.You people are subhumans. Your ego is so big and you have an infinitely big victim complex. The biggest problem however is that you are pretty low iq. Trash in your cities literally everywhere, in nature as well. It is a disgrace. Literally had my car damaged because of your roads. Corrupt as fuck as well but you all think its oh so funny to be able to bribe everybody.Most of your women are fake as fuck and the way they do their makeup is objectively awful, especially at weddings and shit.Food is good but not as good as you pretend to.