Jew pumpkin dark room testing
Wow. Dude. I like a laugh and a joke on /pol/ from time to time but carving a Halloween pumpkin into a crude caricature of a Jewish person in real life is a little obsessive. Touch grass, my man.
I made this. It's a jew
Table, pumpkins and candy ready for kids at the end of my driveway. Don't come to my door and bother me. Gaze upon the pumpkins and grab fist fulls of good candy and toys.
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>>545282226looks like rabbi schmuley
>>545282608first nigger or jeet that rolls up on you is going to take all 3 bowls, dude
>>545282608Jew and NPC pumpkin holy based
>>545282669I don't have that problem. I have a too polite white midwest white kid problem where they only grab one candy at a time even unsupervised. Midwesterns are like the Japanese and are obsessed with manners.
>>545282213Kys right now and happy Halloween
>>545282849But anon, I'm already dead, remember?You killed me 15 years ago.
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>>545281964make the kippah stand up a bit more and it would be perfect
>>545282846I have a midwestern somalian problem. Id trade them for white crackheads 10:1
>>545282608>leaving candy out You must live in a predominantly white neighborhood. That shit would never fly where I’m at. Lucky.
>>545281964That looks like the big hooked nose aliens that abduct me
>>545283285Forgot pic.
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Finally dark and the kids are shreaking outside
>>545282608Breddy gud, anon
>>545282846This is so fucking true Also that’s exactly how I was when I trick or treated
Slowly depleting. Kids have gone silent
>>545282846>Midwesterns are like the Japanese and are obsessed with mannerswe also dont litter
Fuck Ottawa
>>545282961Mirin that Escape >>545283375Nice story Mike Judge alien abductee >>545285360Very nice jakolantern
>>545282213>abhorrent post>flagHonorary Candian
I wish I gave out more candy...
The nose never lies.
>>545281964I did a Deku-tree kinda thing with these 2
>>545282213What's antisemitic about it exactly?
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>>545286639>>545286678
>>545281964make me giggle aloud
>>545286639Do you spit or swallow?
>>545286639How did you lines on the pumpkin? Scrape down the inner flesh so the natural grooves let light through? Looks cool.
>>545282213Lmao. You retarded ass jew. He barely did shit, just turned it on its side. So much more can be done. And your post just guarantees more dead jews when the world has no more cope arguments to avoid this inevitable conclusion.
>>545282226This jew sucks. Just a typical high effort pumpkin bruh
>>545282213What a faggot
>>545282213he did touch grassby leaving the house to share his creation with the neigborhood
>>545281964I wont, because they were eaten by pill bugs and I feel sad about it.
>>545289501how fucking big are the pill bugs in your state
>>545282608nice one
>>545289705Small to non-existant? There were just like a dozen of them eating through. Gross.
>>545285299You will never be German
>>545287193>typicalactually its Every Single Time
>>545285738Really?
>>545281964Steals your candy
>>545289776when you were a kid didn't you ever dream of a mountain of ice cream or something?bugs get to live that dream sometimes
>>545283142Happy Halloween from Faribault!
>>545282608Incredible and blessed thread. Happy Halloween, OP even if you are a total fag, I love this post.
>>545285199Lucky you. Niggers rolled up to my sisters house and took all her candy. She got it on her doorbell camera.She lives in a White neighborhood. Probably 85%+ farming community. These niggers came from the city.
>>545287168>>545287234These posters wear velcro shoes.
Nice pumpkins bro
I find this a very cool cultural experience thread, we don't have this in my country
>>545281964Doomolantern
>>545282213its a witch!
>>545286639Cool details
>>545294322Actually we do, just not related to halloween and not made out of pumpkins, but bear the same celtic origin.https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caba%C3%A7a_iluminada
>>545281964kek
>>545283375shit the space jews are real
>>545281964Thats fuckin sweet, doing this next year
>>545281964HA that's pretty goodif real
>>545291879Lmao the blacks kept asking my parents for more and more candy I saw it on the porch cam. They came from the city too. my neighborhood used to be all white but it’s about 50% now mostly Indians and browns though not really any blacks.
>>545294835I am fully convinced that my pervert genes come from this distribution
