Send help the jannies have arrested me i am in 182 bev...ahhhhhhhh
Mi vroom vroom to Yuh gyal so mi can do boom boom in her pum pum
>>545279396>am in bev lads
>>545279396first for cheeky walls
>>545279492i wrote a long heartfelt bio for the thread and it wasn't allowed
>>545279529Eww
>>545279529Mi wan fuk dey pum pums
>>545279529Did the one one the left get all the nutrients in the womb and the one on the right just get the scraps?
>>545279488Himmler also said this many times
what tunes yam on ladsyoutube.com/watch?v=ZdCBh8Vyak0
Whoooooooooooo remembers that coup in Poland? What were that all about?
>>545279754shut the fuck up a momentand riddle me thisthe girl on the rightin a vacuum and shut the fuck upis she or is she not cheeky on god and i'll shoot you if you get it wrong
>>545279764Himmler pussy boi nigga
>>545279754is she fucking cheeky or not
Halloween costume idea: Jason Arday
>>545279856Still ongoing...>>545274749 >BREAKING: Poland’s President has made his first public appearance amid the growing political chaos engulfing the Polish citizens . >“What is happening right now at Poland’s Constitutional Tribunal is nothing less than a COUP D’ÉTAT! We will never allow a tyrant to take control of our motherland. >For a long time, the government has been pushing Poland towards a dangerous confrontation with Russia, and I strongly reject that direction. After failing to convince the Polish people with its agenda, it is now resorting to desperate measures, attempting to seize control of yet another public institution through illegal means. >This is an outright assault on Poland’s constitutional order, sovereignty and democratic institutions. >The ultimate objective is to impose EU law over Polish law, force through the EU Migration Pact and open Poland’s borders to tens of thousands, potentially hundreds of thousands, of illegal migrants. >They want to destroy Poland’s position as one of Europe’s safest, most stable and prosperous nations, exposing our people to the economic hardship, social instability and chaos already experienced elsewhere in Europe. >Poland must never become a country governed by foreign interests. Our sovereignty is not negotiable. We will defend our independence, our security and our future. Poland belongs to the Polish people, and we will never surrender our motherland!
>>545280035bear with us
jej did a lad really dress up as wigger starmer for halloween?
Point a: the cheeky girls are cheeky and girlsand everything flows from this logically
>>545279396Journalists are being replaced by AI and fired from UK media outlets.There are approximately 34,000 to 48,000 higher education students enrolled in journalism, media, and communication degrees across the UK.These people are useless.
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/elbit-factory-targeted-palestine-action-raid-was-set-deliver-immediate-shipment-drones-israel>An Israeli-owned arms factory targeted by a group of Palestine Action activists was scheduled to deliver a shipment of drones to Israel around the time of the raid in 2024, a court in London heard on Friday.Um, Palestine Action are based?
>>545280229>More fake jobs lostBoohoo. If you aren't grafting 40 hours a week, you deserve to be unemployed. Get these useless cunts drafted and sent to Eastern Europe.
>>545280311Exactly.
Let's talk about HEMP (high altitude electromagnetic pulse) attacks on mainland UK.
>>545280311If you don't work 60+ hours a week you're basically a gay tranny
>Extreme electromagnetic incidents caused by an intentional electromagnetic pulse (EMP) attack have the potential to damage significant portions of the nation’s critical infrastructure, including the electrical grid, communications equipment, water and wastewater systems, and transportation modes. The impacts are likely to cascade, initially compromising one or more critical infrastructure sectors, spilling over into additional sectors or geographic regions, and adversely impacting millions of households and businesses.Overview>EMPs are associated with intentional attacks using high-altitude nuclear detonations, specialized conventional munitions, or non-nuclear directed energy devices. Effects can range from highly local to regional to continental, depending upon the nature of the incident. High-altitude electromagnetic pulse attacks (HEMP) are of most concern because they may damage or disable large sections of the national electric grid and other critical infrastructure control systems.>Any electronics system that is not protected against extreme EMP events may be subject to either the direct “shock” of the blast itself or to the damage that is inflicted on the systems and controls upon which they are dependent.EMP Risk>Extreme EMP incidents fit into the categorization of “hard problems”—both are low probability/high consequence scenarios that challenge effective policymaking.>A HEMP attack by an adversary with basic nuclear weapons and missile capabilities may be disruptive on a regional scale but is unlikely to cause catastrophic damage to the U.S. electric grid on a continental scale. Adversaries with highly developed nuclear capabilities might cause widespread harm to U.S. infrastructure with complex HEMP attacks in the context of an escalating international conflict.https://www.cisa.gov/topics/risk-management/electromagnetic-pulse
>>545280400dude
>>545280288>revolutionaries but are shit scared of doing a proper jobI reckon a if we sent every last one of these pieces of shit to Eastern Europe, our standard of living would go up and quality of life would increase. What would be lost if a middle class student or a green voter was sent to the meat grinder? The water would keep flowing and lights would stay on. They provide nothing.
>>545280400>>545280428LARP (Low Altitude Auramagnetic Pulse) is way more dangerous and mogs HEMP ngl
>>545280428I'm holding out for super bubonic ebola mega virus that I'm actually immune to
>>545280400ate beans and carnt stop farting
The name's Shmellar, Fanny Schmellar.
It might be possible for an adversary to land a HEMP attack on mainland UK while successfully obfuscating its origin.It would likely fuck up or totally fry most or all unhardened civilian electronic devices as well as commercial devices. I don't know what hardening emergency services have but I'd imagine most hospital systems would be gone.Are you prepared for this?
>>545280474Shalom rabbi
schizo is going to spin out and whitey lol
>>545279529The time for cheeky has passed by the looks of it.
The names walshbradley walsh and i want to open with an apology to the fermented fanny community i had no idea that
>>545280640Yeah, an EMP would be a disaster. Though - recoverable eventually. They've got hard back-ups of all the goyim debt and such don't worry about that.
https://goyimx.com/JeremyVineOn5/status/2113206065638588442> " I don't want to work and I am independent on benefits...">"But you see, that's someone else paying for that...">Peter says that it's "a very puritan concept that work is good for you."Which one of you was this?
Just dunked a whole pack of dark choc mcvits dijeez in me tea and feel both good and ill
gf is saying she wants to split up with me but i just want whatever gets her away sooner
Please don't forget me , said Rachel
>>545280745It might not be recoverable, especially if we retaliate and whoever we retaliate against launches strategic nuclear warheads across the country and destroys every important counterforce and countervalue target.
>>545280818you gave alreafy wasted her life and ruined her chances of being a mother.If you really hate her you would keep her with you and completely destroy what is left of her youth.
>>545280818Just say you have HIV
>>545280945if you were being poisoned you wouldn't dream up schemes against the poison
Yuh gyal pum pum smelly
might move to another galaxy. would miss you lads on brit/pol/ though ngl
>>545280945love reading posts like this, always give me a giggle because I know exactly who they're coming from and why
>>545281136other galaxies are proper shitei heard they have kangaroos free roam on zeta centaurisounds mint yestell me that after a few days
>>545281136Mi move to da pum pum galaxy
>>545276045Yes love is an emotion, and emotions are terms we use to describe the irrational parts of the mind, why would it need to be explained to me?
>>545281163Your mum's posting them from the grave
>>545281202zeta centauri diff place to what it was 10,000 years ago ngl
>>545281241>and emotions are terms we use to describe the irrational parts of the mindemotions aren't subordinate to reason, emotions are captain over reasonemotions aren't things we describereason is completely subordinate to emotionso that reason is a term WE use to describe a rational part of the mind
What a shit thread.
>>545281163the best way to avoid the crushing reality of a wasted and pathetic existance is to abuse substances and let them take over the whole of your daily life
Everything we understand as our universe came to be inside of a black hole, we can't leave to go anywhere, existence is the hallucination of super dense matter in warped spacetime, that's why everything is so gay
corr
>>545281515Nah, it is the holographic freemasons from Niburu
corrr halloween almost over... had a corker ngl lads>>545281515>>545281602now kiss
>>545281602Someone told me it was singularity fake reality folded space time simulation?
>>545281265>>545281474kek
>>545281741
>>545281786What?
Fuel and household energy prices will continue to increase, recording several dramatic spikes, until these protests spread here and containment of riots/protests is lost at the international range.Unlike in 2020 and 2022/23 most governments will be unable to subsidise these increases.
>>545281804hampster dance just came on the radio ngl
>>545281892>until these protests spread here
>>545281892tactical bins have been deployedi repeat tactical bins have been deployed
im a little teapotshort and stoutcurrant bunmake me go yum
>>545281892
>>545282050no it doesn't and furthermore
Halloween frightshttps://www.youtube.com/live/ZMCMopkOTJg
>>545280745>They've got hard back-ups of all the goyim debt and such don't worry about that.they literally dothere's a mirror stock exchange in a bunker in essexeven during a catastrophe the games will continue
>>545282109>109antisemitic post delete immediately
>>545281409even worse now youve showed up
133 missed messaged on whatsappand i bet 130 have nothing to do with me at all
>>545282109I miss the scatspam and gay nigger webms
>>545282120I am close to suicide after finding out Ethan klein waa cheating on Eila
How did that reply happen? I didn't have the >numbers in my text box?Fucking Holographic Freemasons no doubt
>>545279396Tiger Singh was actually a better wrestler then Khali
Builders will have to get training in 'respectful behaviour' to tackle the 'culture of crude banter' on construction sites under Labour's new workers' rights laws.The human rights watchdog published guidance on the 'legal obligations' for bosses yesterday as Angela Rayner's controversial 'banter ban' came into force.The 141-page Equality and Human Rights Commission guidance gives an example of a large construction firm and lists 14 changes it would have to make to comply with Labour's new laws.
>>545282512For me it's JohnJeet Singh
>>545282551>banter banurbanoid moment
as a man you just have to persevere
>>545282626firm itno choice
>>545282626this is so truemany are saying this
tough it out
ffs didnae even get to watch me scary fillemargh maybe tomozza
>>545282626you can perse off
https://goyimx.com/randomtwyts/status/2115743211260096799#m>Britain wasn’t built by white people. It was funded by wealth extracted from the Indian subcontinent (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka). People from the Indian subcontinent have every right to claim their share of the resources of a country that benefited so heavily from their ancestors’ wealth.
>>545282725Can't decide between realisation dedication and self improving or a 12 slab of kronenberg every other night desu ngl
Extremely spooky fog out there tonight.
>>545282835kronenbourg easy choicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY&next question
I never used to drink except out on the pull, then one summer day i was out of work and the shop used to sell the big 1ltr san miguel for £2 and xbox live had just came out. So refreshing and a nice buzz after 3 of them. Feelsgoods bio cheat codes are Slippery Slope and you always have to pay the piper in the end.
>>545282835Nothing more pathetic and sad than drinking alone.
at the bitter endnothing can stop us we will be there
>>545282878https://youtu.be/ePnPeC5Csx0
>>545283049Are you truly alone if your 6 irl mates are on the other end of the headset and in the lobby on your team?
>>545283227Yes, that's alone.
Mad how we are living in this period of time, We're witnessing so much change
Because in what period of time could you get pum pum from all corners of the world from your phone
Things change daily, deal with it
Or don’t
>>545283265Even if your gf is on the couch next to you being ignored as you chainsaw opps in GOW and your housemates are wandering about the place popping in to see the latest technology in vidya?
>>545279396Daily reminder: the inbred child raping, sister breeding, Indian Hindu rape rat pedophile invaders ITT pretending to be white should be worried about us based white chuds. We know Hindu pedo rape rats are the biggest invaders and rapists in the UK, and the solution is to find Hindu temples, Hindu owned corner stores, and Hindu rape rat cockroach nests where you live 20 to a single house and do what one does when a parasitic vermin is infesting your home.Kill them all, every last one. Just slit their throats in the streets and walk away without a single fuck given. You are always justified to kill Hindu pedos.>2 billion Indian Hindu rape rats living in India>50 million Indian Hindu rape rats have already migrated out of India permanentlyhttps://www.statista.com/topics/13150/indian-diaspora/>250 MILLION Indian Hindu male rape rats are coming to white countries by 2050, according to Modi's Indian Hindu BJP party leakshttps://x.com/amandalouise416/status/1929362235048231402>30 million new inbred, ugly little Hindu cockroaches are shat out every year, 3x China's breeding rate>1 - the rank of the Indian Hindu rape rats for migration, breeding rates, and rape (child rape, child marriage, incest, gang rape, animal rape, rape rape)https://www.india.com/topic/rapehttps://www.ndtv.com/topic/rapeRemember, without dead Hindu pedos, the other 2 billion roaches back in India are all coming t our white countries to groom and rape. Only mountains of Hindu pedo skulls will keep white countries white. KILL KILL KILL KILL!
>>545281892Pretty based desu. Muslim aryan chads are starving the 2 billion Indian Hindu rape rat cockroaches in India, and also the 50 million Hindu rape rat pedophile invaders in our white countries too. A civil war would be based, I already have a list of Hindu pedo hideouts where you can burn them alive and laugh as they cry and scream like cockroaches.
I want a rugby gf
there should be a holiday for seethelike a day off where you can just seethe all day
>>545283459We should have bank holiday weeks not days
>>545283358>housematesSounds awful.
I will entre this thread just to monitour the offencive comments. You're all a bit dence in the haead and have been known to post obscoenities
>>545283452Sturdy girlStrength of 10Sturdy girlFights the menSturdy girlThighs of steelSturdy girlHer strength is real
>>545283181it do be like that
>>545283576It is like being mid 20's-40's and still living in mums house with your younger siblings and aging parents milling about, except no one will make your dinner or wash your wank rag for you or clean the bathroom.
>>545282551no way is this realffshttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16250457/Bosses-fun-police-boozy-work-parties-Labour-banter-ban.htmlfucking had it with this stupid cunt of a world
>>545283576Better get used to the idea. All those niggers in africa need a place to live. All flats below 2 million pounds will be legally required to house no fewer than 3 niggers per room.
>>545283753This is what happens when nobody will tell women 'no'. Women politicians come up with this retarded third-wave feminist shit like catcalling, while pretending mass rapes of English girls by browns are not a thing
>Mr Speaker, I will be introducing a Banter Bill to stop while men from wolfwhistling at wo—>The honourable lady will close her cunt mouth and sit down until she has something useful to say
white*
>>545283383>>545283446I'm #teamIndia
>>545283731so exactly like living with family then if they're all lazy cunts
>>545284061>Mr Speaker, Man introducin a Stop Dem Yutes Act to stop mandem on e-bikes from teefin mandem's phones>The Honourable Man will introduce his face to man's hands. Life ain't easy for us yutesEvery parliament starting in 2040, forever
Hugh Anthony's dad has so much aura>the pace>the shadow appearing before him>the red eyesPerfection
>>545284514ngl wigger starmer is way funnier
Jigstarm
>>545284637when the dust has settled, Hugh Anthony's dad will be remembered. Wigger starmer will not. Simple as
>>545284788Hugh's dad could batter Wig Starms Dad
not so happy chappies ehit will get worse lol :)womp womp
>>545279660Amature
From brit/pol/ I've learned of three slop establishments: Spoons, Iceland, and Gregg's. Now I want all three of them in America
>>545285221Wait until you discover Heron Foods. The chicken tenders are amazing and bennie friendly
>>545285337Farmfoods too.
>>545284113cant hate this image just because of the trains tshirt
A fat retarded nigger just flew over my house.
>>545285470I miss Netto, but don't take your P E kit to school in a Netto bag or you will never live it down
Wigger Starmer jelly time
>>545285493Harvey playing on his trampoline again?
>>545285589I really fancy some choclit rn
Does black pussy taste like chocolate
>>545285800Should've gone trick a treatin.
>>545286039Sorry I mean pum pum*
>>545284762ffs looks like alicia
>>545286039no it tastes like cat same as tabby or ginger
>>545286039Yeah like american chocolate.
Why are all gingers muslims? Why does red hair make people prefer deen to dunya?
>>545286278Ginger males have no soul, while ginger ladies have double soul.It's a peculiar supernatural phenomenon.
>>545283227Yes mate. That's even more pathetic. Grow up and stop playing kids games.
I've never tried ginger pum pum
>>545279396Had a dream I'd been arrested for murder x3 with me admitting to one on camera. Holy shit
>>545286518They have extremely high pain tolerance, so they require you to slap, spank, strangle, and take their arse, or they will think you don't love them
>>545286466It was 20 years ago you autistic cocksucker
>>545286613Interesting
>>545286625>autistic cocksuckerKeeps a journal of size, girth and flavour profile, time to climax, colour tone and nmbers of veins etc?
Everyone's a cunt.
>>545287906somethings hurt much more than cars and girls
>>545287906Ok big man, come say that to my face
>>545288077>getting hurt by a girlDamn nigga yu weak as hell.
>>545288249Make me.
>>545286973No, the cock has a tantrum if anything in life changes slightly and will only eat exactly 2 birdsey waffles, 4 birdeye fishfingers and exactly 70 garden peas for every evening meal.
