>Andy Burnham ‘open’ to calls for Britain to formally apologise for slaveryhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2262061/andy-burnham-open-apology-slavery>Man arrested over ‘Labour’s monsters’ anti-Semitic postershttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/10/31/man-arrested-over-labours-monsters-anti-semitic-posters/>Met Police warns protesters that they will ALL be arrested if they attend Palestine Action support demonstration this weekendhttps://www.gbnews.com/news/palestine-action-met-police-protesters-arrested-support-demonstration-london>B’nai B’rith urges UK to class antizionism as ‘extremist ideology’https://www.thejc.com/news/uk/bnai-brith-antizionism-extremist-sahls4s1
First for…
Plastic sex-pumpkins
Sex pumpkins, ditch the plastic
Josh Team in on halloween? In inbred costume? Oh, it's not a costume!
>>545257620If Burnham had the room in the budget, he'd be paying them all out. But who's he to apologise on behalf of Britain. Its not like we were all slave masters was it. Not like we were all at it. Not like I even benefited from it. So leave me out of the apology
sex ditch the pumpkins
Any you lads ever pumped a pumpkin?
Happy Halloween, niggers.
Sex in ditches, with pumpkins
>>545257773doesnt seem very good as a onahole
Sex in pumpkins with Warwick Davies.
>>545257856>think of the soup
>>545257840That's really edgy, in 2016.
Warwick Davis pumpkin sex arse in a ditch
>>545257954>Warwick Davis pumpkin sex arseBrit/pol/ business idea #319
ƒigaroooo
Dogging in ditches with Warwick Davis themed sex pumpkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
Watching Warwick Davis get molested by a pumpkin in the Asda disabled toilets accompanied by cauldron
Look at the posts in this thread. Its dog shit. Why do any of you even bother posting this drivel.
Cheese on toast
>>545258183it's vibes bro
>>545258200Quite logical legally. It may prejudice the decision. The crime was rape and being and asylum seeker is not illegal.
>>545258183Play with your goebbels sex arse
>>545258183superstition, fear and jealousy
cauldron raped Warwick Davis in a disabled toilets on a services on the M1 then had a burger king
>>545257792Trillions need to die.
>>545258183>gay sex in the houses of commons toilets with a twink.Happy now?
>>545258183*cough* politics gentlemen >vote restore, get labour
>>545257620So we're all in agreement society is about to collapse right? Between the worldwide warnings to stockpile from multiple governments, the US military drills and the promise of more attacks on Iran and the Iranian threat to destroy key global infrastructure if they get bombed more its all going to go to shit, to say nothing about unchecked russian expansion across europe affecting the energy and food markets too.Has anyone else started prepping? I'm stockpiling tinned food and water, plus some stuff like pasta/rice (I know I should prioritise things that don't need water to cook, but a little variety is surely ok). I've ordered an electric generator that takes solar panels or wall power with a 4500w peak, and I have a solar panel on the way so I can at least have a very minimal amount of power available. I only have 100L of water stocked in some plastic jugs atm. Not sure whether to get some new bins to fill with water + plastic lining and a little plasttic outside shed to store them in or not for more water or just order more jugs.
personally I like the old spider man fingering technique. You put your middle and ring finger up and use your little and pointer finger to sort of lock them in for when she starts squirming about the place like a fish out of water. Then when shes frothing that’s when I hit her with the cock tease, get into a missionary position with your bellend just in her hole and you can kiss her neck, they usually grab you by the bum and push you in themselves
Chicken royale, extra cheese
>>545258446too many words for me senpai
>>545258183I only post occasionally to set the seethers off. Basically, if you aren't a depressed neet that hates women, is poor, thrives on the more basic conspiracy theories and think tracksuits are haute couture then you're going to be inundated with seethery.It's incredibly entertaining.
>>545258448How would this work if hypothetically it was you and Warwick Davies in the Commons toilets?
>>545258446Got weed and pot noodles, am ready for anything
>>545258200Pakis are civilized gentlemen. The king knows best.
>>545258446dont they give you guys a fresh script, this is ridiculously boring
>hates Halloween because it's too "American">wants to import American Trump-style conservatismAverage boomer mindset
>>545258498There’s never only two in a commons toilet
>>545258553>Pakis are civilized gentlemen. The king knows best.
>>545258183its mostly spammers trying to derail it
just farted
>>545258584Everything of value created in the last 70 years is American.
>>545258725why are you derailing this important meeting of the mind
>>545258558A 25%+ increase to energy prices will cripple large sections of the economy and the increases to minimum wage will do nothing to convince companies to not fire people as the cost of everything goes up to cover this. There is no good outlook unless you just plug your ears and pretend its all ok, which you are perfectly entitled to do. Anyway whats the harm in stocking up on food and water? I'm getting long lasting stuff, if I just end up eating and drinking it normally and the apocalypse doesn't happen then great, it shit does go south then I'm prepared and have a caloric safety net.
>>545258379>Trillions need to die
I don't think this thread is boring enough yet to resort to talking about our celebrity MP gossip for another 8 hours of fangirling like faggots.I'm going to leave so you can admire each others funko-pop MP sex-arse collections in peace.
>>545258751i'm a sick sneed i like a quick feed (oh!)i'm a sick sneed i like a quick feed (oh!)i'm a sick sneed i like a quick feed (oh!)i'm a sick sneed i like a quick feed (oh!)
>>545258743Black kangz invented all of those
>>545258682God anointed him, which means he knows what he’s doing. Trust the king.
>>545258805goodbye blart
dogscran seethes at halloween because he's too old to get free handouts
>>545258446prepping is for normies. I'm already eyeing up which of my neighbours I'm going to eat first, for water I'll just drink from puddles and a stream that’s near my house. Soon as they start panic buying bogroll Doris is fucking getting it. Nosey bitch, she's been dying to see what the inside of my house looks like, I'll just say can you come round and help me pick out wallpaper samples please? Need a woman’s touch. Then before she can ask what the big pot is for BOSH. She'll get to see the inside of my chest freezer. I'll have Doris curry, Doris kebab, Doris BBQ, hunters Doris, Sunday roast Doris, Doris stew, Doris casserole, Doris wellington etc
>>545258806>sneeds feed and seed formerly chucks i dont get it...?
>>545258919it's an old german joke
>>545258835Das rite
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2262105/islamic-state-jihadist-rapes-taunton-woman
>>545258800didn't readask for the new script you need it
>>545258805Get back to the shopping centre you flabby bore
>>545258959>sneed walks into shop and buys chucks shop>german audience breathless, clapping and cackling this is how most german jokes go
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmlylx9gqndjo>Emily Atack backs call for school uniform ban in pornLatest washed up foid opinion just dropped, doubly funny looking at the role she used to play
>>545259073Yikes
>>545259103this is all gearing up for state produced porn
>>545258987>Islamic StateUmmmmmm, it's Daesh?????????????
>>545259176honestly let them have a gocan't be worse than some of the shite i've seen
>>545259103ffs..... What about the quintessential dead schoolgirl Halloween costumes. And what is a school uniform, like does a shirt and tie count?>>545259176It wouldn't surprised at all if within about ten years they've basically expunged all porn that's not digital watermarked and tied to a driver's license or passport. Very realistic possibility given the current trend.>t. online nudity enjoyer since the 90s
>>545259103There's hardly any of it about and the actresses they use look too old for it to be any good anyway.
>>545259278porn isn't good for you anyway unless it's japanese
>>545258987that’s not very rapey is it? He even brought some booze round for her
>>545259176>state produced pornfuck, imagine. all the loop holes and propaganda requirements they'd have to jump through. It'd just be a badly acted episode of eastenders with a shag at the end
>>545259176Literally 1984
>>545259358easy millions for news presenters on the tablelateral move within the orgnaga munchetty
>>545259103>Their petition has been signed more than 40,000 timesA whole 0.08% of the electorate waow!
>>545259405>spanking and faux schoolgirls are both banned nowkek
>>545259103Also 16 is legal here and schoolgirls can be 16 years of age so they want to ban the portrayal of something that is perfectly legal?..
>>545257619>went to Leicester todayB L E A KImagine places like that after an EMP disabled the national grid for a year...
>>545259405>spanking stories was pornosecwhat the actual fucki found it in an 'edge by the motorway and wanked me cock silly style
>>545259435its not viable, a leap too far not to be a party pooper. normies would not accept that>i would m'lady naganormies would not
>>545259530>Our government is more prudish than the one from 1984
Absolute goycattle
>>545259562i dont have any mental model for normies since covid
>>545259103legal status?do i have to bin my dvd?
>>545259596"In support," of whom?
>>545259664arent you employed? my memory is a storm
>>545259735don't remind me ughthough i'm not sureschrodingers employment since paris
This used to be a normal way to launch a female popstar
Yuh mudda fat ass?
>>545259788oof sound like some dramas happenedwell fill your boy sosban in on it then brother
Imagine a sneaky EMP over London.
Let's talk about EMP attacks on the UK mainland.
I wonder if it's legal to do porn dressed up like a baby, wearing a bib, nappies, and a dummy? Like, you're obviously not an infant but would you get in trouble?
>>545260035
>>545259729"Israel"
who else ordering wogslop tonight so a BAME will have to take part in Halloween technically by knocking my door. Might even ask what he's come as, give him a little bag or haribo cola bottles
What about the endless stream of schoolgirls who dance on social media in their uniform? Did nasty men make them do it?
>>545260148>give him a little bag or haribo cola bottlesMake sure they're the ones which still have pork gelatin
>>545258183seething because we were talking about sex in the last
>>545260148Think I'd rather pin myself to the kitchen counter by driving a fork through my foreskin.
>>545258682Was Frodo a Paki?
>>545259847Well i got beaten up, and then detained by french policei was messaging work 'sorry i can't come in i feel a lil dizzy'
>>545260035There's a rugrats porn parody with a very contrived line at the start about how they're actually all adults.
>>545259512"Probably foreign bots fomenting dissent and creating division, making us chase our own tail"See how fun it can be
>>545260198You is a nonce
do brits celebrate halloween?what do they dress as? fish and chips? xD
Has anyone had any experience with civilian Faraday hardening?
>>545260198don't give them ideas
>>545260259i disappeared from work one day and directors were searching the grounds to make sure I didnt die on site on lmaowhat was the beating about?
>>545260356Parents dress kids as dated sitcom characters for Facebook
>film a porno in doggy style>rozzers break through your door for beastiality
>>545260403it was about getting my bank cards
>>545260490well explain you knob full story
>>545260526No
>Poundland pressured to go into administration by American 'turnaround specialist' Gordon Brothers who bought them for £1 and gave them a £30m loan>Business is solvent and sales grew in the last year>Other parties keen to take over>Gordon Bros not responding>12,000 workers about to be out of a job>CEO is called Norma KuntzEvery single time
>>545260573you're not deploying this again.....
>>545259103clever isn't it how the government pretends to be anti something (porn) but is in fact tacitly promoting it. Similar is the media calling whores "porn stars", that's classic jewish subversion
>>545260613>buy Poundland for £1Cheaper than what's sold in their shops
tfw you forgot it was Halloween and just body slammed a toddler dressed as a zombie because you thought it was real
>>545260643>you're not deploying this again.....
alri la
>>545257856>hr gigermore like hrt nigger
>>545260350>nonceOnly low IQ people use that word.
>>545260741Yeah I'm low iq, but that's better than being a nonce
>>545260035thats a legit kink called DD/LG
>>545260613Very sardonic.
>>545260783the implication being that nonces are high iq
>>545260783people who are low IQ are more likely to be nonces and it scales downwardshence why bogdan was born with a 100% chance of being a nonce
>>545260681thats like 2 laptops ago i got the ai to do it
>>545260668For me it was the normalisation of the term "sex worker", completely incomprehensible term
>>545260826
>>545260881wouldn't affect liverpool cos none of us can afford leccy anyway
>>545260826The business is getting canned.It's very sardinic.
Im so happy that racist gammons across the country will be livid that over 80K is going to refugee causes#CelebrityTraitors
>>545260844i mean....
>>545260889>𐤀𐤋𐤓𐤉 𐤋𐤀
>nice day, go outside>go to coffee shop>table next to me a disabled dysgenic muslim boy watching repeating youtube clips>dysgenic parents>i just know i'm subsiding their life >go home
>>545260917It would likely fuck up or totally fry most or all unhardened civilian electronic devices as well as commercial devices. I don't know what hardening emergency services have but I'd imagine most hospital systems would be gone.
>Iz it coz I iz jewish?
>>545259103
>>545260881>Let's talk about EMP attacks on the UK mainland.I tried asking the AI about that ages ago while working on my lottery win goon cave bunker plans.It wasn't able to provide a very specific answer because there isn't enough publicly available information and the calculations/variables are too complex apparently.The induced voltages can be in the thousands over a metre length of conductor within a mile or so of it going off apparently.Wouldn't surprise me if vast amounts of it aren't actually tested or designed to withstand it at all on the basis of>A.) cost and impracticality and>B.) hu hu, I should imagine we'd have bigger problems if a nuclear bomb had gone off
>>545261034>UNNAh yes, the guy who thinks all space travel is a hoax and that Macron's wife is a tranny
>>545261072lots of words but what does it mean?
>>545261023its saturday mate
>>545258183Every time I come into this general out of morbid curiosity it's just people complaining about stupid shit like the price of their sausage roll going up.
>>545261034https://www.timesofisrael.com/sacha-baron-cohen-backlash-to-new-ali-g-part-of-trend-to-silence-jews/Um, technically he said that because of boycotts, not because it failed
>>545261072Try asking it about the range and damage of EMP attacks on the UK mainland. I don't have or use AI except for the feature included on search engines now.
*quietly and solemnly does the monster mash as though a soldier fulfilling his duty in front of tourists*
>>545261159Yes it is.
>>545261196There's no way it's going to be able to answer that. It's virtually guaranteed it'd mangle at least some of the data centres and phone network up though.
>>545261055https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-9880513/Emily-Atack-resurrects-Charlotte-Big-Jugs-dresses-schoolgirl-INFLATES-bust.html>Published: 16:41, 10 August 2021 | Updated: 17:50, 10 August 2021Bit funny innit
>>545261230https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsdHxUXf2CE
>>545261247what you doing doommongering on a saturday?
>>545261308That reminds me>shpokey_cat.peng
The Tenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution emphasizes the principle of federalism, stating that any powers not granted to the federal government—nor prohibited to the states—belong to the states or to the people.That said, should an unelected leader be capable of ever singlehandedly carrying out Manifest Destiny across the country?Ipso Facto #1
>>545261294fucking kek
Ex-Army coke head lad got his compensation
>>545261271It gives me some reasonable answers, but it can generate different answers for a question worded exactly the same but asked several times.The gist was there are different types of EMP and how much range and damage they have depends on which is used and how and where it's detonated. A proper HEMP can destroy entire countries, having a range of over a thousand miles.I think it's better idea to not let AI summarise the information for you and do the research manually.
>natalia imbruglia torn hitting hard i might have flung myself too far
>>545261308It's a normal conversation about British military, political and civilian matters. I don't see what day it's held on makes any difference.
>>545261549This should be the default style of the website really. Feel like I can now easily see every comment at once without having an aneurism.
broke my 2 week notap last night to yasmin dornelles
>>545261634he's fishing for a discrimination payout
babe you've deviated my septum
>>545261551Is that the middle eastern singer in the dessert banger?
>Extreme electromagnetic incidents caused by an intentional electromagnetic pulse (EMP) attack have the potential to damage significant portions of the nation’s critical infrastructure, including the electrical grid, communications equipment, water and wastewater systems, and transportation modes. The impacts are likely to cascade, initially compromising one or more critical infrastructure sectors, spilling over into additional sectors or geographic regions, and adversely impacting millions of households and businesses.Overview>EMPs are associated with intentional attacks using high-altitude nuclear detonations, specialized conventional munitions, or non-nuclear directed energy devices. Effects can range from highly local to regional to continental, depending upon the nature of the incident. High-altitude electromagnetic pulse attacks (HEMP) are of most concern because they may damage or disable large sections of the national electric grid and other critical infrastructure control systems.>Any electronics system that is not protected against extreme EMP events may be subject to either the direct “shock” of the blast itself or to the damage that is inflicted on the systems and controls upon which they are dependent.EMP Risk>Extreme EMP incidents fit into the categorization of “hard problems”—both are low probability/high consequence scenarios that challenge effective policymaking.>A HEMP attack by an adversary with basic nuclear weapons and missile capabilities may be disruptive on a regional scale but is unlikely to cause catastrophic damage to the U.S. electric grid on a continental scale. Adversaries with highly developed nuclear capabilities might cause widespread harm to U.S. infrastructure with complex HEMP attacks in the context of an escalating international conflict.https://www.cisa.gov/topics/risk-management/electromagnetic-pulse
>>545261926och why have you reminded me of thatfucks sake
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”brit/pol/” threads. Face it. most bames will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers
>>545261634corr
>>545262038
Boriswave was a blow that the anti immigration crowd didn't recover from
>>545262376Rape apologists win agane.
>>545261961Paper planes by Mia innit?
>>545262376You can see it. It demoralised them and defeated them. They don't even pretend to be racist anymore.
When I was 27 years old I was travelling aimlessly around London in a depressive state one Saturday and caught the tube back to where I was renting a room. I was sitting on the tube and a group of friends got on, two guys and three girls. One of the girls sat on my right, another on my right and another opposite with the two guys. I was socially anxious and stared at the floor while rubbing my fingertips together. When I got up to leave at my station the girl on my left quietly said "Bye, I love you!" but I didn't even look at her. She then said "You're cute, you're cute!" and I saw one of the guys look at me in a way that seemed to communicate something like "Uh, wow that's interrupted the conversation a bit" but I just stared coldly ahead at the doors until they opened and then left. I still regret this and feel like shit for not acknowledging her. Maybe she was cute, I will never know. I've missed a few opportunities like that, and now I am too old to be cute or to have random girls show interest in me. It's genuinely painful in a way that will probably cause me to some have some kind of breakdown in the coming years. I've lived a lonely, solitary life of suffering, longing and frustration.
>>545262491fuck off i've given up on itone day i'll find it again and it will be NICE
important post:sneedthat is all
>>545262574age is not a factor just vibet. not a pedophile
A lot of clunge gonna get the plunge this evening. Just saying.
>>545262673Fuel and household energy prices will continue to increase, recording several dramatic spikes, until these protests spread here and containment of riots/protests is lost at the international range.
The Traitors, but as a Babylonian concept where everyone speaks different languages under the guise of being 'British' and nothing gets done
>>545262701none of it with anyone itt (except me) lmao
>>545262795bogdan when he finds out a single mum of 5 just moved into the tin povvoshack next door
>>545262673>These kids sure do want their textbooks and pencils
Unlike in 2020 and 2022/23 most governments will be unable to subsidise these increases.
is it
>>545262673>sky correspondent forced to put on a gas mask to make it all seem more dangerous than it is so they can look like brave journalists risking their safety to report for an indifferent public
>>545262795They will speak the universal language: love (rape)
>>545257759KEK
>>545262801>be woman>be waking up and walking out room>be realising you've just spent the night in a tramp accomodation blockNightmare ont Runcorn Bypass®
>>545262673comfy live streamhttps://youtu.be/p2wS2Nso8bU
>>545262961I gave your mum the runcorn bypass last night m8
>>545262827>>545262859Fuel and household energy prices will continue to increase, recording several dramatic spikes, until these protests spread here and containment of riots/protests is lost at the international range.
>Cummings says Farage is "knackered" and is sympathetic to Restore and the "honest" Lowe>I watched the Curtis doc on Nick "the rogue trader" Leeson recently, and when asked how he got away with it for so long, he says because the management at Barings (preusmably also Lowe who hired him) were a load of clueless old duffers
In school and even after university I held the somewhat autistic belief that I could only date a girl who was my age. I'm 35 now and can't imagine dating someone even thirty years old. It seems wrong and I think even if it were to happen somehow I would always feel as though I am predatory or that she will leave me for someone younger. When I was 24 I fell for a girl who was working in the same office building. She was my age, and as a result of some internet searching (something I wouldn't do today, I don't think) I found out she was from a wealthy family, had attended a very expensive private school and a top university. She made an effort to start a conversation with me a couple of times, and one time she and her colleague hosted a bakesale in a room near my desk but I was too scared to even talk to her and didn't buy any baked goods. I feel bad for that. My pattern was to fall for someone, sense they liked me in some way, but then get scared and become cold towards them. It's so pathetic, and the older I get the more I beat myself up for sabotaging my life so much. I felt I had so little to offer her, and that my life was pathetic, and that it was perhaps better to enjoy the idea she thought of me as a high-earner with friends etc rather than the friendless wageslave I was. I feel tired a lot these days, irritable and cynical. I'm more confident today than I was then, which I think is a result of my doing more things that would previously have intimidated me (like travelling alone) but also having come to terms that I'm going to die one day and that this is all a passing experience. I don't try to pathetically please people as much (though it's still something I find myself doing) but I'm also older and more self-assured. If I were to die tomorrow, and was asked if I have enjoyed this life and found it a meaningful, fulfilling experience I would say no. There is a part of me which has ached for love and intimacy since I was a shut-in adolescent.
I desperately need to have sex with a gril pretending to be nikki from obsession yet i'm restrained by evil forces beyond my comphrension like 'integrity'
Get your gay oreos out of my ass, Dundee.
>>545263138if you live near manc we can go out tonight if you wantyou me and my black eyes
>More conservative feature articles in the Telegraph today.>Within three years the only pornography that can be legally consumed in this country will be the features sections of the Times and Telegraph.>This is far too optimistic. It will actually be mandatory.>normalising sexwork of young women through onlyfans is fine, so long as they’re doing The Approved Positions
Got me ghillie suit all ready for tonight's party and for hiding in hedges afterwards scaring people. It's looking like an exciting night tonight lads
>>545263302>behind us is a woman with tarot cards to read the guests' fortunes; there is also a bigger round table, where women are making friendship bracelets and painting little cauldronsIf the "manosphere" is a problem, then what is this childless shit about? Women trained on 'do what thou wilt' anti-paternalism
https://goyimx.com/williamnhutton/status/2116207323995869338>I’ve reached an age when some people offer me their seat on the tube - and I no longer feel any offence to my dignity. I just say yes gratefully. Except I’ve noticed they have one thing in common - they are almost always people of colour. True Brits.brit/pol/ b t f o !>The only believable part of this, is that everyone on the tube is black.And not paying for their tickets>I'm willing to believe it's true but what it actually proves is how alien they are. British norms entail offering one's seat to someone less able to stand (for any reason), but not "respect for the elderly" per se. That's very much an African/Subcontinental import.
>>545263487that's because blacks are always late so they sit in the priority seats lmfao
I spent so much of my life walking aimlessly around alone in a depressive state. It started when I was maybe fourteen attending a rough, poorly-governed school in which academic success was not encouraged. Around that age people my age were becoming more confident, mature, outgoing and I struggled to keep up. I became distanced from my old friends and even the ones I had made from other schools. I became extremely anxious, paranoid and neurotic. There was a time in my adolescence where I struggled to even leave the house alone, and would end up gelling my hair, checking my clothes in the mirror and pacing around feeling too scared to open the front door in case my neighbours saw me and thought I was weird. I attribute a lot of those feelings to my burgeoning sense of self and psychological emergence from childhood, but I was so scared and unhappy. I became an emo during my mid-teens and had the miserable and anti-social temperament which naturally suited that aesthetic, even though there were other emo-type people in my year group who were essentially just slags with metal studded belts and excess mascara. I remember sitting next to my mum and auntie at my grandmother's house listening to screamo on my iPod at full volume with my arms crossed over my stomach as they talked about local gossip. I don't think I remember anyone offering to sit down and have a conversation with me about how I was doing, how school was going, what I wanted to be in the future. I just spent my time alone hating life. There is something there which has never left me.
>>545263403All ghillied up, all willyed out
>>545263403>>545263690>Save on your halloween costume by doing this one simple trick
>>545263657too many words for me
>>545263657come out with me in manchester tonight we can't get up to any of your usual hijinks though, scrapping etc because i'm injuredtruth be told i just want an excuse to ogle at the gen z women and get their perspective on the russell brand trial
anyone else fancy itwe can meet at the student area and walk down through peter street
>>545263727Am specking into boarding plank costumes for when steam ships and big blousy dresses come back.Then I want her to spit in me mouth before that gets banned and all.
>>545257664>>545257688I read this in Jeremy Clarkson's voice.
>>545263403t. shrub rocketeer
>>545263084>>Cummings says Farage is "knackered"He looks jaundiced and is probably experiencing the early stages of smoking related health issues that will end up killing him. You wouldn't think he was only 6 years older than Andy Burnham.
>>545263754i got chucked out of a bar in Manchester the other week
>>545263975what for and which bar
I turned up at university feeling nervous but certain that my real life was about to begin, that I was about to experience the kind of things that everyone at university experiences, including making friends, having sex, and identifying the career I would later pursue. But I was a pretty pathetic person, especially around girls even if they liked me. I remember during Fresher's week talking to a blonde girl and she told me what books she liked, and I was smiling the entire time and being really nice and inoffensive. I think if you asked most people who have known me in some way what I was like, they would say "nice" or some variation thereof. I remember in an A level class the teacher described each person in the class. A couple of boys were described as a handful or whatever (cue laughter), and she described me as well-mannered. I'm pretty sensitive to being patronised, only because I don't like it when people assume that I am mentally retarded or some kind of eunuch, rightly or wrongly. I remember holding a girl in my arms at the age of 22 during a thunderstorm one morning. It was a nice moment, and she was honestly beautiful and from a wealthy family although somewhat crude and uncomfortably open about the fact she wasn't over her ex who had hit her or whatever. I didn't even have sex with her, because my nervousness trumped my horniness. I wrote a long handwritten letter wishing her well and posted it through her door one night before I moved away from that area, and then passed her as I walking home but looked down and pretended not to see her. I feel as though I was shot at the age of twelve and that the bullet has been ricocheting around my psyche ever since.
Firing squads for niggers and pakis and indians and gypsies and jews and trannies but it's with javelins, spears, bows and arrows
>>545263998idk i was being lead round by the nose by my friends, i managed to sneak in by some nigger bouncer came up to me because I was wearing joggers
>>545263403You're a good lad.
>>545264101i've been kicked out of wetherspoons, tgi fridays, blues kitchen, the entire walkthrough bit near stanley street and the crown and kettle
>>545263975Not gay enough?
stinks of warm crabsticks in here
>>545264198its not a competition brother
>>545264302in each instance i have done nuffink and am fully innocent of all charges
Going to Binley Mega Chippy to see the ghost of christmas past. This is where the true halloween thrill is.
I'm dressing up as a schoolgirl for Halloween. The White working class cokehead window lickers will no doubt call me a "nonce".
>>545264344shalom
>>545264344i was just wearing fucking joggers, now whenever er go anywhere i get reminded to "bring nice trousers kieran" ffs
>>545264384it was the only career we were allowed to do
>>545257759Esl word salad
might go to Manchester tonight and dress up as der Führer, Alek Yerbury
>>545264432sounds like you have friends
>>545264381such is the life of the visionary used to be you could dress up as Osama bin laden and nobody would bat an eyelid
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Good afternoon Anglos! How is my favorite ethnic group/favorite of the Big Three doing?! It being Halloween, I just wanted to remind you guys that no two movies encapsulate where we are as a HuWestern Civilization, as do the movies Longlegs and The Empty Man.
>>545264490once every 6 months
>>545264454>jumped upUppity would have been funnier
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>545264454What makes you think you're worthy of doing that? You're just a supporter, not even a foot soldier.
There was an attractive blonde girl in my first year of university. I remember meeting her for the first time in a corridor where we had to sit to wait to see a professor who we were expected to meet occasionally for a catch up, and she seemed pretty nervous and essentially kind. I was attracted to her but I had nowhere near enough confidence to express that. I saw her again in a bar when I was out with some guys from my halls, and she had given her mobile to some woman to make a call or something and I think was worried about not getting it back or something. A guy I was out with approached us and said we looked cute together, but I didn't know how to react to that. I think she dropped out of university soon after that because I didn't see her again. This guy was from Birmingham and had a bird's nest type hairstyle and his fashion statement was to wear a shirt with only the top bottom done up, so that it resembled a cape somewhat. He was popular with girls, and during one of our first nights out together I remember talking to a girl from the second year alongside him and he told her how he had taken a girl back to his room but couldn't get it up and the girl was blase and said it happened. I just stood there feeling alien to the conversation. I will admit that I copied his dance moves in an effort to look cool and attract a girl. The dance move involved twisting your feet back and forth without moving and making hand gestures like pointing upwards with both hands alternatively as though shooting pistols, but it never attracted anyone. While drunk I became a bloated, sentimental, greasy-haired weirdo. On another night out with this guy he and I were performing dance moves in front of two girls and I could tell one of them was attracted to the guy but found me a little annoying I think. The next day I was in a supermarket, back to my usual slightly depressed-looking self and saw the girl at the checkout and she kept looking at me but I pretended not to recognise her.
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Hello m8s. Is there a /brit/pol reading list? I need to save that if so before they kill the internet with Digital ID
>>545264793Osamu Dazai - no longer humanfyodor dostoyevsky - Notes from the undergroundErnesto sabato - the tunnel
>>545264692chicky nuggeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHKCJyEb1uA
>>545264692saturday night is pizza night, simple as
>>545264655>It's real
>>545264882
>>545264877you forgot The wind in the willows, not even joking
>>545264793noddy
>>545264692Bewitching induced heart attacks>Sunset has officially occured and we are now in full spooky mode
>>545264954i've not read the wind in the willowsi don't want to read it until i'm older than jesus
>>545264692Spooky pasta
>>545264715Are they still scoring virtue points doing this, or has it gone beyond to pure evil?As in the only ones left doing it are the most malicious.
>trick-or-treaters could be here D'ya think they'd like a cheese oatcake?
>>545264997>>545264997essential reading, moving and beautiful, read it soon in case you die unexpectedly
I could never bring myself to see a girl as someone I could have sex with for one night and then not date. It didn't seem right. I just didn't look at women that way and my pining for them was essentially romantic in nature. I remember a couple of times in university a girl showed explicit interest in me in an erotic way, but I just smiled and acted nice until they moved on. Maybe I should have been more open to casual sexual experiences, but I just wasn't. There was one girl who was quite short and had noticeably large breasts. I was drunk and had lost my housemates and she recognised me from lectures and linked arms with me and acted in a kind of playfully nursing manner. She was dressed as a nurse I think because it was some kind of fancy dress night, perhaps even Halloween, but even though she was physically attractive I think I sensed I didn't fancy her or something and didn't consider just having sex, or maybe I was just unconfident and stunted, perhaps both. I think it would probably be nice to spend time in a kitchen with a girl, cooking, listening to music and being playful towards one another, making each other laugh. It probably won't happen at this point. I'm kind of resigned to being a cold, bitter reclusive type who will be forced at around the age of forty to decide whether I can reasonably foresee living that way for the next few decades. I hope that won't be the case, but it seems likely. I'm not a fun person, except in an intimate relationship with someone I trust and feels familiar.
trick or treatwagie or NEETbogdan's mum's on viva street
>>545265170>in case you die unexpectedlythe real wind in the willows was the heart attacks we had along the way
>>545264029English Yew Longbows only, surely?
>>545257620>Paki kids come to the door sorry we just ran out of sweets>White kids come to the door 15 seconds laterhey kids, cool costumes, here you go >See paki parents scowling from across the road>Smile and go back inside
Are Albanians the worst "europeans" to ever do it?
>>54526532999/100 times he winsbut imagine that lucky punch from the gods
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>>545265384Need favourable wind conditions https://youtube.com/shorts/yblK1rvTEF4?si=p8Tk9dD5Ia4DILAL
>>545265369>sorry we just ran out of sweetsI wouldn't even apologise to them. Just a straight up noBut then White kids I'd give a whole bar of Lindt chocolate
>>545265451as soon as he grabs you its overit's literally just all gambled on one punch
:Horse:Psi Curse
>>545258743The world wide web was created by a brit computers were created by brits and the first digital game was tic tac toe invented by a brit. Nonce.
When I was 22/23 I worked in a pub in London, and this forty-something woman who was obviously quite wealthy would come in with her young son to talk to the bar manager, who was a nice guy in his thirties who belonged to a character type I associate with late 90s/early 00s London in that he reminded me somewhat of Jamie Oliver, had lived briefly in Australia, and was a kind of fun-loving but decent guy who likely enjoyed music, surfing. It wouldn't have surprised me if he was from Cornwall. Anyway this woman, who was attractive and fashionable, would always make conversation with me, and ask me personal questions which I appreciated because I was new to the city. Some evening she would be there with one or two other middle-aged people, one of whom I later realised was a television journalist. I was socially retarded and I think a little rude, because I would read a book at one end of the bar until I was called to pull another pint. It was wrong of me and I wouldn't have appreciated it if a barman acted that way. I think she was divorced because she was never there with her husband and never mentioned her kid's father when they were there. I wondered later whether she was attracted to me in some way. It would have been nice to have been a toyboy for a while I guess. I struggled working in that pub, because I had never been to pubs and didn't understand the rules. There were some regulars there who were good to me and helped me change the barrels and so on, without asking for anything in return. I hope they are doing well today, and I am grateful that they went out of their way to help me do my job as best as I was able to. I remember one time I was having trouble with the barrels or something and went upstairs to ask the bar manager for help, and I'm pretty sure he was having sex with his girlfriend judging by the impression I had when he finally appeared and came down to help me.
Dressing up as a muslim for Halloween
The number of women having their breasts removed on the NHS because they identify as trans men are surging, figures show.The health service performed 1,115 of the operations in 2024-25, a 52 per cent increase on the 734 trans mastectomies carried out in 2022-23.NHS England estimates each procedure costs £5,800 meaning that taxpayers are footing a bill of up to £6.5m a year.
Dressing up as the prophet muhammad for Halloween
>>545265901>The number of women having their breasts removed on the NHS because they identify as trans men are surgingAre they ugly women? This is an important distinction
Shift change
this evening bogdan can leave his hovel, and people will think he's costumed instead of recoiling in revulsion desu
