The next American President will be responsible for the mission to deflect the Apophis asteroid in 2029.
>>545195341What incentive would elites have to prevent it from hitting Earth when they'll need to depopulate humanity anyway once AI automation renders most "useless eaters" permanently unemployable?
Here's hoping we get a strong brown woman who can take care of this goddamn space rock!!!!
>>545195341>the elongated, peanut-shaped asteroid is roughly 340 meters wideThat's not particularly big. We'd be fine. Maybe thered be an evacuation zone, but we'd have years to prepare.
>>545195425Depends where it lands. We must protect Tel Aviv and DC, but some small town can get fucked it's too much work.
>>545195586>it hits india, killing 1 billion Indians>there is a god>1000s of years of prosperity ensue as we colonize the galaxy
>>545195669The mass emmigration from India almost makes me suspect they're trying to start an evacuation.
Just build giant railguns to shoot it
>>545195669>ayyys scan us 4000 years ago>see early human cities around indus valley>they launch Apophis to kill our civilization before we get offworld. >4000 years later....>it destroys the one spot on the planet that was holding us back
>>545195669It needs to hit tel aviv for what you are saying to happen. Without israel, they will be stuck in their homeland.
>>545195926that would make a pretty nice scifi short story. But I'm a sucker for HUMANITY FUCK YEAH stuff.
>>545195926Kek
>>545195669No discussion about Jeets is complete without a reminder of who brings them in.
>>545196370It's HFY, but with a Good Ending for the Ayys. When we eventually catch up to them and find them cowering in fear, mewling like the weaklings they are, we embrace them as (retarded) friends whose bungling attempt to snuff us out only liberated us from our Pajeet handicap.
>>545195926>humanity steps out into the galaxy>meet weird fucked up ayys>we know they sent Apophis>award them Hero of Earth medals
>>545195425They're already depopulating humanity via women's socioeconomic empowerment, retard.
>>545195341Revelation 8:10–11 (ESV): "The third angel blew his trumpet, and a great star fell from heaven, blazing like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was made bitter
Please hit India Please hit India Please hit India Please hit IndiaPlease hit Indiapleeeeeease
>>545195341> B-but Chuddha, what if..?> It won't.
