Is this going to crash the economy or what?
Buy the dip I guess lmao
>>545167555>noooo my shitcoinTrumpcoins okay though right?
never trusted binance, moved my shit off there years ago once the chinese casino of 2021 was over
rabbi schmooly not answering his phone
>>545167555Oooooooooof
>>545167555It's weird how once all of the "decentralized" crypto currencies got centralized into a small handful of exchanges the hacking and robberies increased exponentially.
>>545167555What's with this Bitcoin crap anyways? It's nothing real. Literally just 0s and 1s. What exactly are these fags even "mining"? It's just wasting resources on stupid shit. Even more retarded than paper money.
Funds are safu
>>545167555leaving your btc on an exchange is nigger tier behaviour. muh traders deserve everything they get.
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>>545167904They are mining info for AI
>>545167555No, it accounts for 1/5th of the total crypto value, like 0.21%, and almost half of that was frozen, leaving only like 0.13% of the overall crypto market impacted.So a nothing-burger. Though that's still over 2 billion dollars missing, which when wielded right, has astronomical power.
>>545168329Sorry 1/5th of a percent*
>>545167887>just rent several deposit boxes in unrelated banks across the planet broDecentralization of crypto is a method to blame the users for the hacks. Crypto is not secure.
>>545168366>secure enough to anonymously get "hacked/robbed" and laundered
>>545167961>we are monitoring the situationkek
>>545167961Lol
didnt you fags say crypto was the safest currency
>>545167555binance...benis
>>545168366Nothing is secure to AI hacking. I always thought it would be the banks getting hit first.
>>545167555as a no coiner, I predicted this
>>545167555i'm supposed to give a shit about this?
>>545167961>don't worry bro>your funds are safe bro
>>545167555They are saying "hack." I'm not seeing the word "theft."
find out who were hacked. interesting pattern.
>>545167555Who is still using Binance? We all switched over to Polymarket and Kalshi. You can just bet on the price of BTC now without actually buying it
>>545167961full refunds by 2045 cryptobrosbinance holding our bags with diamond hands
>>5451675552.3 billion worth of cryptoover 3 billion worth of shitcoinsnothingburger
>>545167555This is gonna jew
buy the dip
>>545169397newfag
i thought buttcoins were unhackable or something without a quantum computer>ur buttcoins hackedguess they got quantum computers now
>>545167555thats a lot of money
>>545167555How the fuck do you get hacked in the current year?
>>545167555>crash the economySure. The shitcoin economy. Get a job
funds are safu
>>545172024state op2fa is not 2fa if it is phone basedall your notifications are transparent to the phone carrier and the phone carrier can 2fa you
>Isreal elections happenKek
>>545168366just write a 250 letter passcode in a paper and copy it everywhere but change one part about the size of your dick or whatever, litteraly unbreakable
>>545173102type the password on:wireless keyboardkeyboard app - provided by alphabet companykeyboard with management softwarecopy the password in clipboard with cloud history (enabled by default in windows) goyim
>>545167555Bibi needed some quick cash, i see
>>545167689Miggers have been on suicide watch since last year
Oh no! Guess we have to fork bitcoin off to a chain IBIT and black rock control!
>>545167961> don’t panicAs soon as a message like this comes out is when you know it’s OVER
why do crypto exchanges get hacked but not regular banks?why aren't there hackers setting interest rates to 0% or loan principals to 0?
>>545173630banks do get hacked toosometimes money is lost, but there is insurance and large sums are human checkedand sometimes banks fail
>>545173630Cos the banks finance the companies that need to now pay their debts?As much as these corporations try to play hard ball, they need us more than we need them.
>>545168366You think crypto was hacked and not the website??
>Binance
>>545169079Why do so many people say this, the website was hacked not crypto
>>545173738BTW sometimes chains do get hacked too!
just so you guys know this shit will only increase and get worse and more frequent as AI evolves. Perhaps they will eventually create biometric identifiers to access finance due to AI easily rendering the previous financial system obsolete and vulnerable
>>545167555Ah sheeet
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>>545167555Guess their .us shutdown was a blessing in disguise
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>>545174064ivermectin your salt right here niggers
>>5451741234)SorrySatoshi Tomokiyo got doxxedCouldn't help myself.....lol
Here's the freak in action in 1995, before he became famous for his Child Molester Coin
>>545167555I'm buying the knife on Binance.Scared money don't make no money. Even primed the absolute bottom. Nobody gonna rope today
>>545167555BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECTTTTTTTTT
>>545167904It's trying to be decentralized money and it's very clever. To understand mining you need to understand hashing. If you copy the next greentext >The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.And take it to an md5 hash generator you'll get the hash "5c9f966da28ab24ca7796006a6259494" It's a one way calculation that always gives the same answer. Mining means taking a transaction block (all the wallet transfer information for a period of time and finding a string of binary to add to it to get a a hash that begins with a certain number of zero characters '0'. Sticking with our example sentence if you add a 1 to the end (no space). You'll get a hash that starts with a single 0. You could keep looking for a string that gives 2 or 3 zeros if you're bored. This does something important. It lets everyone quickly verify your math and requires you spend a bunch of computer time and energy to find it. That's what protects bitcoin's ledger. The way crypto works anyone can say this is the ledger, but if your ledger doesn't agree with mine, the collective group that mines effectively votes on which ledger is correct. Making the math problem take an enormous amount of effort means there's lots of people who will have some interest in having accurate transaction data (because their ownership and ability to spend the thing they got for all this effort), so they collectively validate it constantly.
>>545168366>Crypto is not secure.Crypto is as secure as you want it to be. Retard speculators wanted to treat it like every other compromised currency or sketchy securities so they're getting fleeced just like the owners of speculative bullshit. A safe isn't insecure just because the owners never close the door because it's more convenient to access the contents when you never lock it.
>>545167555Let me guess, it happened because of the ssh cert exploit?
>>545174064meds now!
>>545167961so i know transactions are logged n shiet, but i dont know full details. this seems like a blatant either-or situation. how do we tell if funds are safu or not safu?
>>545174501you know by cashing outbut you are supposed to hodl 4 life
>>545174525i suppose i phrased it slightly incorrectly. im a computer retard, i dont know how to buy bitcoin and never looked into it. im just interested in the investigation. i like mysteries and scandals that have paper trails. feels like im in a john grisham book
>>545174501Only shitcoins were affectedStablecoins were also affected but they were just frozen so literal nothing burger.
>>545168366>crypto is not secureThen it's the fault of the user for investing in it and not expecting this outcome.
>>545171573That's how you WERE paying for fuel. No one wants usd Jew confetti. How you paying for oil now? Think they're going to extend credit on fuel? Not a fuckin chance.
>>545167555Holy shit. Saw someone in a stream chat last night telling everyone over and over again to bet against crypto.
>>545167555so, is binance on the hook to pay all the stolen funds to users or it's another "woops" better luck next time?
>>545174588crash course a crypto chain a file on a computerthat file can only be updated if (conditions)and that file has many copiesthat's all
>>545170091>Polymarket and Kalshi.it wont be long before those get hacked too. likely they are already hached and hackers are waiting for certain amount to be sitting on the server before it's cleaned out. both of those sites are literally made by jeets
>>545167555No one ever hacked my roll of quarters.
A lot of Ukrainian Epsteins are going to commit sudoku if the government doesn't bail them out.
>>545167555You're a bit retarded if you kept your corns on an exchange in the first place. Self-custody only, needle fart.
>>545167555heh
>>545173483Buy the dips
>>545168823I'm getting the talmud vision
>>545172574ppl are moronsit's is just a private 2fa key and a unix timestamp hashed and whatever to create the number. nobody needs to use any phone app, you can generate them off line using powershell, js, or python offline. (maybe avoid powershell since it stores command history if you dont clear it)
I just pulled my money
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>>545177720>Self-custody only, needle fart.yet you don't follow your own logic and keep your money in the bank that can deny you at any time when money is really needed
>>545178077But who is going to supply the chips?
>>545167904Young people are priced out of owning property but they know inflation eating savings will make them poor. So they must invest in something. This is part of why the stock market is grossly overvalued at 245% of gdp, a valuation higher than prior to the 1929 depression, and will come crashing down. And it is why some, the dumbest young people, invest in literal nothing hoping it will "go up" without even being able to present a coherent argument of what it is or why it should go up, such as bitcoin. All of this nonsense is a result of kids being priced out of the only real property (land)
>>545178771Is this better than using elipal?
>>545173035>back up to 78>I didn't buy the dipit's over
You niggers need to share with me
>>545174827it has barely moved, it's now back at 78
>>545167904The only people farming Bitcoin are Chinese.
>>545179888i dont know anything about that2fa is unrelated to private keys (i should have said secret key). im just saying you dont need these apps the exchanges shill like google authenticator to generate your one time code to login or withdraw or whatever. if youre hardcore buy an old pc with a detachable network card and rip it out. then get a simple 2fa script to run on it.
>>545167887Really gets the noggin joggin.
Lmao total shitcoin death
>>545167904It's about as real as their politics these fags are obsessed with. Fake people liking fake shit. Nothing stranger and more annoying at same time
>>545168018>They are mining info for AIBeen saying since 2012 that mining is work being done but nobody could explain what the work was. AI or bots would be a reasonable explanation. Crunching numbers for giggles and getting paid is obviously not it.
>>545168823Kek
is it time for the annual /biz/ melty already?
>>545169735>theftKnock it off with the anti-semitimisms.
>>545171546>Muh blockchain
>>545174501>how do we tell if funds are safu or not safu?On an exchange, I guess you really can't. But they would probably suspend transactions 'while they investigated' if liquidity was not there.
>>545174332Very interesting anon, thank you for the effortpost.
