Cz got hackedhttps://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/10/29/potential-multi-billion-binance-hack-hitting-crypto-markets
oh no!
>>545163555>Coinbase is next
My cut?
I assume everyone will be able to make this a tax deduction...
>>545164093goyim no , pay>>545163555100% Chinese state op
Not your keys not your coins
funds are SAFU
Polymarket also got hacked today btw
oh, nobody cares. The moment Blackcocks etf was approved everyone with a brain sold into the boomer pension fund bubble and ignored it. Only Boomers and Brown remain waiting for demand that is never going to return
>>545163555$5.6 billion
>>545166520
>>545163555Lol. LMAO even.
Crypto is saf-ACK
>>5451665203.2, which is still a lot. the stablecoins have already been frozen (binance will be reissued what they lost)
>>545163823Your foreskin. No take backs.
But really this is like the 3rd or 4th major hacking in recent memory, what's going on? AI or just DEI hires?
This is just the beginning lmao
>>545163555Me rn
>>545163555>Cz got hackedThese hacks are always coordinated btw. The exchange earns a kickback and cannot be held accountable.
>>545167432...the beginning of what? WHAT??
FUCK
>>545163555Self-Aware AI.
>>545167362it's Binance. don't trust anything to say about this "hack"
>>545167517imagine my reply is this exact image alone: >>545167465
>>545167362precedent manufacturing to force new (((laws))) for your (((safety)))
>>545163555Stop speaking yiddish, tell us what phone/OS /device I should get to have private comms
>>545168320uncle jeff supported the creation of bitcoin. do your math
holy based
>>545163555it's closer to 6
>>545163555I wondered how they will engineer the overdue autumn crash. Well here it is, an exchange hack. How boring.
>>545163555I swear it would take a special sort of retard to keep their crypto on an exchange and not in their own wallets.
>>545168717Some people are aware enough to know that they are retards and would lose the keys or something. Then there are those who like to trade too
>>545168717yea they should of kept it in a safe place like the unhackable hardware nano ledger wallet
>>545163555Trump stole it, calling it now
>>545165555Fundesu aru safu>Fundesu aru safuFundesu aru safu>Fundesu aru safuFundesu aru safu>Fundesu aru safu
>>545168717I know. Only retards make high frequency trades on CEX. Real ones meet in a public setting and swap keys every 20 minutes.
>>545163555The future is going to be like Battlestar Galactica. Banks will have to go low tech, in-person and non-networked to avoid clankers taking over the systems easily. Get rid of all your computer money.
>>545163555Funds are safu
>>545169720
>>545168717Yeah, I bought $50 worth of Bitcoin in 2013 on Mtgox and then it got hacked and I stopped believing in coins as permanent stores of value. The smartest thing to do was apply hardcore autism immediately and use the top of the line hardware wallet back in the early days, but the later you apply autism the Bitcoin the more likely you're just a bagholder.
>>545163555>Smart guy invents internet money so people can keep their money safely>It immediately becomes expensive, volatile and non-divisible, so completely worthless for anything other than gambling on savings>People go back to using services that pinkie promise to keep their moneyAre bank a universal constant?
>>545163555actual banks are nextI hope you have ammo
>>545169720I use to live beside a banker who was intimate with the SWIFT system, your post is quite on the nose. Brick and mortar banks will be even more important in the future as the vaporware0&1 shitcoin scams increase ad infinitum.
I miss bizonacci bros...
what is israel going to do with the money?
>>545172624Me too, Anon. Me too.
>>545169024Satoshi Fuku Kiddus
>>545174457Satoshi Fuku Kiddus
>>545174491Satoshi Fuku Kiddus
>>545174513Satoshi Fuku Kiddus
>>545163555BITCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
>>545163555It's why keep my Internet wealth on coibase.
>>545164093>You can deduct your funny computer moneyHa, ha, ha crypto faggots get the rope
https://youtu.be/BkX2NAKFM5Q
they should just make more bitcoins then
North Korea made thousands of new, brilliant Ukrainian money launderers go broke overnight? What a country. The west is saved.
