Being a cop in America is fucking nuts, like 99.9 days out of 100 your job is just giving speeding tickets to White people and then one day a random prole-tard just charges you with a weapon going "GLEEBA GLOOBA BEEBA BOOBA" and you have to mag dump them like a COD Zombie.
>>545153873Anyone who would seriously consider becoming a cop in America after what the courts / media did to Derek Chauvin is BEYOND retarded
>>545153873>"prole-tard"We are calling niggers this now?
>>545153873Scandizoomers present such a jarring panoply of mental illness
sometimes a nigga comes at you with a flamethrower
>>545153874Cops have always been beyond retarded
>>545153873>"GLEEBA GLOOBA BEEBA BOOBA"????????>BIX NOODthis
>>545153874>after what the courts / media did to Derek ChauvinUnironically what's stopping you from just ignoring crime until the gleeba glooba-american pulls a gun on you specifically and treat everything else like it's a minor inconvenience ?random crackhead jerking off in public ? not your problem.armed robbery at some small store ? I dunno man, I don't think I should go in there.guy you pulled over is clearly tweaking and nervously looking at the glovebox ? ehhhh, speed limits are like, a suggestion, man, go on sir.schizo knife attack ? shit, bro, I hope some guy in the crowd is carrying, why do we have all that constitution for.crying woman asking you to check on her suicidal relative and you just KNOW you're going to have to mag dump the fucker if you actually go ? Ehhhh, go there yourself, I'll call you an uber.Everyone at the precinct is going to call you a faggot and if they all start doing it you'll have Brazil levels of street violence but you're getting paid so who gives a shit.
>>545154563>BIX NOOD????>W>oo> x>Yn00d
>>545155124cripes learn how to do ascii art(. .) ) (( Y )
>>545155124oh shait 4chan doesn't know this meme huh? wooxy.
>>545155205this comes from a time before parentheses were invented, son.
>>545153873every traffic ticket I've ever received has been from a white cop that just sits along a commute path to ticket productive citizens
>>545155124>>545155205A q p....W
