whats the ultimate book on how to survive innawoods?
>>2883321
you have to dive into the water to retrieve the survival supplies from your crashed plane
>>2883488and when you do get home, tell the writer who wants to see how you did it to fuck off, he'll just get knocked out and you'll have to haul his unconscious pants shitting self down the river to help.
>>2883514I never read the sequel, but if pants shitting is involved I'll have to give it a sniff
>>2883532