I already have the dog. It's perfect in everyway. I started with humanoid and quadruped stuff animals. Got him to attack those on command. Then he was trained to go for the groin area. It's all coming together. The pit in him makes him grab their dicks, clamp on and shake. lol it's hilarious...unless your that guy

Now I'm thinking that it if one would be good, 8 would be even better. Train a couple of them to attack from the back to keep the prey turning while the rest go for the dick. Wouldn't be that hard.

Also maybe teach them to just stand there and do nothing thing but stare at their peckers and like their lips until they hear the second command. Then it's over

I presume we can all agree this is hillarious

>>2883057
I just put a nig on a leash. They attack anyone on command, will loot other camper for supplies, and if I'm lost they can lead me to the nearest liquor store (civilization).
Just remember to keep menthol niggy-snacks for when they do a trick.

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>>2883253

Bad news op.

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I go in the woods like this, your move nancy.

>>2883199
I'm at the top of a really steep hill. By the time you reach the top you'll be so exhausted and unable to stand that my pit weiners will have no problem knocking you over and watching you roll down the hill. armor has a movement penalty

Also. that's a really nice cod piece on that armor. Only thing is it should be buffed more so that it's the shiniest thing on the entire suit

My ex had a dog like that. Pretty chill dog ngl. Anyway. There were some Russian dudes that used to train dogs to sic balls by using tennis balls as their toy incentive. Then they put the balls in a sock and tied it to a belt around the bite suit. You know you’re doing it right when your dogs letting out those high pitched yips. That deep guttural bark is more of a defensive fuck off posture. You want prey drive not defensive drive. A lot of that’s genetic though. They have it in them or they don’t.

>>2883253
DESU it'll probably drizzle my suit will rust and I'll need some guy with a horse and cart to move me back to the castle, guess trebuchets it is.

Weiner dogs are pretty amusing little guys btw.