>>2881781
Smoke weed, get a coffee, pay $2,200 for a 1 bedroom unmaintained apartment, hide from the gang or arab kids with dad's money, and a lot of great hiking.

>>2881781
Go to Squamish. Camp on the squamish river, do star gazing, It's beautiful, but be aware... it's high traffic area.

There are too many damn people to actually enjoy anything. You WILL have to drive out into the interior if you want to see outdoor absent annoying city dwellers.

>>2881785
in my experience even slightly off-the-beaten-path trails on the north shore are virtually empty; the tourists and yoga pant wearers seem to just stick to the obvious highlights. braving the rain in the shoulder & winter season helps a lot too

>>2881781
A lot of people don't know this but the geology of the mountains there means that the rock is very soft, and the mountain creeks are super smooth on the bottom and sides from eons of water erosion. They are basically waterslides you can jump in and ride 10-20 km down the mountainside, especially in the spring runoff.

I'm not allowed in Canada because I got a DUI 20 years ago. Think about that next time you have to deal with an Indian.

>>2881839
Can't you get in 10 years after the offense?

>>2881863
I have to petition their government to get off the list. You go on the list automatically but you have to beg to get taken off. Fuck them I'm not begging I guess I'm just banned from Canada for life.

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>>2881781
A lot

>>2881839
>>2881867
WTF? You get banned from Canada for life for doing a little booze cruisin?

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>>2881867

To be fair, Im banned from leaving Canada because i went to jail for possessing firearms i legally bought, including the USA for life they said

cant get a pardon until like 2034, genuinely distressing because USA is the greatest country on earth

I live right on the border in Niagara, I dream of crossing the border illegally

>>2881781
To be honest if you're at all into mountain biking then Whistler should be on your list. That's really all that needs to be said.

>>2882893
>USA is the greatest country on earth
Lmao

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>>2881781
Skatin, obviously.

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>>2881781
look for Slumach's gold

>>2883429
Go