Why did people stop bringing salami and cheese to camping trips? Its literally all you need
love me ploughman's, simple as
I prefer beef jerky and cheese.
>>2880989We stopped? I didn't get the memo
gay vegan and hyper optimized "ultralight" trendsi still bring salami, cheese and a beer or two
>>2881003how can ultralight be against meat/dairy? it's the most nutrient dense and complete food there is. per gram of weight, it's not even comparible to anything a vegan could think of in terms of nutrient density and scope.
>>2880989>cured meatenjoy your cancer
>>2881004didn't meant the two together necessarily
>>2880989I like Spanish chorizo with manchego or parmesan. I always pack some for lunch.
>>2881005nigga posting from 1994
>>2881004anything that isn't bought at a 500% markup in a sports goods store prepackaged in portioned plastic bags doesn't qualify as ultralight. sorry but this is the rule.
>>2881004nuts beat them im fairly sure. they also store better while warm (basically forever) and you can easily eat half a kilo if needed
>>2881028complete vegan liesVitamin C: Nuts have virtually zero vitamin C, which is needed for immune health and skin repair.Vitamin B12: Found only in animal products or fortified foods; nuts contain none.Vitamin D: Nuts do not naturally provide vitamin D, which helps the body absorb calcium.Calcium: While almonds have a small amount, most nuts are very low in calcium, which is vital for bone strength.Sodium: Raw nuts are naturally sodium-free, meaning they do not provide electrolytes unless salt is added
>>2880989>Why did people stop bringing salami and cheese to camping trips?because dehydrated mealsI don't want to eat salami + hard cheese every day, multiple timesand generally, dehydrated meals will be more nutritionally more balancedplus you don't have to eat the same thing all overalso Salami / hard cheese is still super common to bringnot sure what's your problem>>2881003>veganhas literally nothing to do with vegansalso salami is really easy to replace with soi based "jerky", cured seitan or dehydrated tofuI often hike with vegans and this is what they bringthe jerky actually tastes fine (although it's ultraprocessed slop)
>>2880989I do, but I bring a local dry thin salami we have where I live, it's like jerky, you just eat it like that, don't need to even slice it.I don't bring cheese because it alwasy 'sweat' it's fat making all oily and a mess.
>>2881028>and you can easily eat half a kiloenoy your diarrhea
>>2881028Nope, you shouldnt eat more than 30g a day. Nuts are shitty food when you are really really hungry
>>2880989The good thing about that is you dont need a stove either. i see all these emaciated dudes eating cold soaked ramen, poptarts, peanut butter, like where did we lose the plot man. But seriously its cause most hikers are faggots that think high fat is bad or atleast unoptimal. You need to get enough protein and meat and cheese is literally the only way to get there other than guzzling down protein bars
>>2881030Micronutrients are irrelevant in the context of recreational camping and hiking>>2881050>you shouldnt eat more than 30g a dayFucking what?
>>2880989I still pack hotdogs and cheese. There's something about cooking a wiener over a fire that makes it taste better than grilled.
>>2881045>I don't bring cheese because it alwasy 'sweat' it's fat making all oily and a mess.There are plenty of cheese that don't do that though, you have no excuses for not eating delicious cheese
>>2881028Fuckin chipmunk over here
>>2881045>>2881068Parmesan or Romano does the best for long trips in the heat, but if that's too sharp/salty, a \smoked gouda/edam will keep just fine
>>2881058nut and fruit allergies are the most common food allergies in the world. this is the main issue vegans don't realize. it proves that humans are not supposed to be vegan. something like 75% of the world has some kind of nut or fruit allergy. meanwhile the only way you can be allergic to meat is some very rare tick-borne immune system sickness. and it may even be bio-engineered. you simply cannot beat meat in terms of nutrient density and scope. there is a reason vegans have to eat so much food per meal that they are literally bloated and farting constantly.
>>2881005Sooner or later we all get something wrong with us.
>>2881239KEK
>>2881272Something like 75% of the world simply shouldn't exist either. We'd have more unspoiled wilderness and a healthier planet that way.I think we can take out like 15% on a single subcontinent and see a significant improvement to the biosphere and quality of life overall
>>2880989Because it is not neolberally correct.Gotta be vegan and eat artificially foods. Gotta be progressive and be a new man.Salami, cheese, milk ,butter is from the past.The new foods come in powders in bags.
>>2881362ok, you get to be part of the 75% that goes away though, thanks for volunteering
>>2881349Yes but does it mean we have to spite up the process?
>>2881413Hope you have at least level iv plates, anon >:)
>>2881416you trumpslaves wont do shit
>>2881422>Implying I like Trump
I bring a combo of whole foods and packaged foods, depending on the difficulty and duration of the trip. The whole foods gets eaten first, and I move on to packaged food next. Makes things more interesting.this is in reference to backpacking. Canoe camping or bike packing, typically much more whole foods. Just depends on how quickly it'll all spoil.
>>2881429>[angry CIA asset sounds]kek
>>2881453Shalom /leftypol/
>>2880989a good salami, block of cheese and a bun are the perfect lunch for a hike and you cant convince me otherwise. The only other food item anywhere close is a pre frozen cinnamon bun that thaws as you walk. >>2881053bingo
>>2880989You forgot beer. You need beer as well
>>2881492Woops, silly autocorrect! I meant red wine, obviously.
>>2881504No no, sorry! My drunkard brain actually meant to type whiskey!
>>2881473aunt tedina is /leftypol/, but you knew that agent glowstein.
>>2881251So generally the harder cheeses handle heat better? Sometimes I hike when it's over 100f/38C.>>2881362Jeets are an existential threat to all life on earth.>>2881412Stop trying to redefine that word nigger. Neoliberals is anything left of Monarchist. (You) Are a neoliberal.>>2881529nta, Ted transcended your faggy political spectrum. He despised the left and the right.
>>2881533Hunter S Thompson and Ted Kaczynski are two sides of a coin in a way. Both men I respect.And yes jeets are a threat. A lot of them are also lactose intolerant and have nut allergies too (partly because the percentages scale with their population size, which is in the billions). Frankly if you can't digest a prevalent food source such as nuts, considering we as humans are opportunistic omnivores by nature, you shouldn't remain in the gene pool.
>>2881533>>2881541ted was made by the CIA and he did exactly what he was made for.
>>2880989may I present:
>>2880989I still do bring a salami log with me. also a few underwood liverwurst cans. its what my dad always brought aside from beans. they still live in my pack today. along with a bag of trisquits
>>2881508blyn i mean a flask of absinthe
>>2880989They never stopped. I only wish I could carry my beloved blue cheese with me too, but more aged dry cheeses have to do on the trail>>2882317I never got the whole "just take canned food with you" advice. Usually it contains a lot of water, which translates to a lot of weight and afterwards you're stuck with the trash, with no place to put it, which gets progressively stinkier. I get it for cans where they just have some water and get fairly clean, I suppose you can stomp those down and carry them that way afterwards, but with beans wouldn't all that residual sauce start to smell?>>2882333Based absinthe enjoyer. Though warm absinthe is pretty vile, so it's not the best for on the trail. Better to take something less strong like ouzo or raki on the trail.
>>2880989Most salami in shop in supermarkets now is labelled as food that needs to be kept refrigerated. Even the unsliced ones.I dont know whether thats actually due to a less preservative curing method or if they just cant be bothered to label the ones that are shelf stable at room temperature.
>>2881003Gay vegans and trendies aren't the majority. The majority still bring salami and cheese, plus some eggs to fry up, jerky and beer.>>2881005>Enjoy your cancerWe will, faggot. Enjoy the stick up your ass.
>>2880989How hard is that fucking cheese? How are you supposed to eat it?
>>2883079You cut it with your knife and put the piece of cheese in your mouth, then chew. Alternatively, just take a bite out of it until there's nothing left.I hope this helps
>>2880989Because its incredibly difficult to take a shit afterwards
>>2881272>Early-life exposure to antibiotics can disrupt the gut microbiome.>Studies show that infant or early childhood antibiotic use is linked to an increased risk of developing asthma, eczema, and food or respiratory allergies later in life.
>Why did people stop bringing salami and cheese to camping trips? We didn't
>>2880989But I do.
>>2880989My go-to quick breakfast is usually some kind of hard salami, cheese, and butter on bread.
>>2880989> Be me.> Day off work> It curing time!> Make 6 lb of salami> 2 large whole muscle cures> 2 lb cheese, one pepper, the other cranberry almond.> Clean up....> 12 hour process in whole. > Rest my sleepy peepers.> Wake up> Fug... I foot to salt my cheese. > Need to eat it right away.> Already in a penitant fast.> I have to watch my cheese spoil now I guess. I could experiment with saving it but who knows.
>eating mass produced meatIts 2026 pal.
