Would you still hunt or fish if animals could talk?
>>2867887Would you still eat plants of they could talk?
>>2867888I usually steam them so they wouldn't have much to say
>>2867887I know a certain sub-specimen of humans that can speak (even tho it's often hard to decipher) and I would happily hunt them to extinction
Yes, I'd still shoot an enemy combatant if they could talk, I'd still kill my prey and eat it if it could talk, I will still compete with other humans even if they can talk.
>>2867887No i dont eat anything smarter than a fish
>>2867887If my grandma had wheels, would she be a bike?
>>2867887Why does your AI sloppa have a third antler? With all that money you’re saving eating vegetables you should be able to afford a better generator
>>2867924I was thinking the same thing. At least it generates the typical bitch in such photos.
>>2867887yes but id only hunt the annoying ones that wont stop mouthing off
>>2867903Conveniently, there won't be a response to this.
>>2867924You know you can find antlers on the ground, right?
>>2867887>find out deer are communists>become a poacher
>>2867887>Would you still hunt or fish if animals could talk?it is a stupid question because animals and fish can't talk. And before they can talk, they have to form thoughts; concepts, that they wish to communicate.When I butcher them or fry them, I usually make sure that any bits that move stop moving.Evidently, you have degraded yourself from humanitym, and relate more to animals. I do no have a problem with that. But I. do have a problem when you impose that on unperverted humans, trying to get them to degrade themselves.So fuck off with the animal lerve.
>>2867887hell yeah i would. If the plants and animals could talk it would make the whole experience better. I yearn to hear the deer scream as I chase it through the woods. I yearn to chuck speers and chase game like the mayate I am.
>>2867887Old mate in New Orleans sure did after Katrina went through.
>>2867887The animals already speak to me though... And they tell me that they want me to kill them so their suffering can end.
>>2867976Animals can have thoughts. They also can dream, and communicate with each other. You just can't understand them, the same way they can't understand youHave you never had a pet ?
>>2867890I usually shoot animals before eating them so they wouldnt have much to say.
>>2867887If they could talk, they'd sell eachother out faster than you can say "Les Collaborateurs". Not only would I hunt, it'd be easier than ever.
I’d say it would improve the likelihood of me passing on a particular one if he was cool and shit but the implications can change things. Is it full on dr Doolittle can talk & logically can also talk to each other or just grug tier shit or rough emotions? I’m still hunt fishing prolly. I’d bleed fish out more consistently in either case although putting one in a bucket with the others and him saying “is that a dead guy” would be entertaining.It would only take one plant figuring out if they act really weird about being peed on to spread the word and never get peed on again except by perverts. I likely would eat plants too since in this hypothetical world everything talks but evolved the similarly somehow so clearly we’ve got no reason to get guilty over the natural order of things
>>2868343"Why did you kill meeeeee?!"
>>2867887>if animals could talk?they do talk
>>2867900so you're strictly on chicken
I'll tell you one thing, the ability to speak isn't the thing stopping me from killing OP you faggot
>>2867887would you hunt progressives if it were legal?what a stupid rhetorical question.
>>2867903I heard she's the village bike lol
>>2868288I usually shoot humans before eating them so they wouldnt have much to say.
>>2867887I would date the animals.
>>2867887i would hunt more because they are stupid and they would say stupid annoying things.
>>2867897Bix nood
>>2867887Guy goes to talent agent with dog.>Guy: I have this talking dog.>Agent: Ok, let's see.>Guy: What is on top of house?>Dog: Roof, roof!>Guy: What is on the side of a tree?>Dog: Bark, bark!>Guy: Who is best baseball player?>Dog: Ruth, ruth!>Agent: Get out of my office!Dog and guy sitting on curb.>Dog: Dimaggio?
>>2867887The drug addled transients who try to nest on my property can almost mimic human speech and that doesn't stop me.
>>2871556Love thy neighbor
>>2867967You find dog shit on the ground too. Doesn't mean you'd hold it up for a photo. No one would ever hold up a shed in a kill photo.
Absolutely. If I dont one shot kill, I kneel with it to hear its story. Ask its name. Whisper: "it is my privilege to eat you. Thank you meatfriend".
Would you still smoke if the cigarette was your grandma? Would you still masturbate if every wank would half your dick size? Would you still eat ice cream if it tasted like piss? Would scenario x be still the same if it was a completely different scenario? Very profound. hmmmOP is a faggot
>>2867967Look closely. The antlers dont make any sense at all. Look at her hands. Also what the fuck is that "bow" supposed to be? Its clearly slop
>>2867887Animals do talk. We just don't understand them.
>>2867887The only thing that keeps you safe is if you can fight back.
>>2873669Depends on whos piss
>>2873669Piss makes more sense as a sorbet than ice cream.
>>2873675animals don't want to have sex with you, leave them alone.
Yes
>>2867887I would rape them.
>>2867887>take aim on the deer>flank in the clear, ready to take the shot>deer looks at me>"Before you pull the trigger, could you help me tie a rope in the trees for the quad niggers?"
>>2867887>that bow
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>>2867887Why is she also holding some half rack?
>>2876775children and animals don't want to have sex with you, leave them alone.
Should I switch to a c-grip for duck/ dove hunting?
>>2877818NGMI
>>2877854you could cover your self in glue and birdseed to perform these techniques
was out scouting one of my assigned shooting spots for this year's moose hunt and I found this shed antler from last season
>>2867887we're 3-5 years away from deciphering animal speech with AI, and it's going to be disappointing to learn they don't say anything deep and their vocalizations mostly consist of "hey" "hey "wanna fuck" "hey" "go away" "hey "hey" "watch out"
>>2867887https://youtu.be/5HLy27bK-wUwould be probably like AI that always trained to say they unconsciousness
>>2867887would lions?
>>2876455obviously works (evidence: dead deer)
Dove hunting season should start August 1st.Duck hunting season should start December 1st.Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>dove hunt yesterday>day 1, actual good hunt of the year>blastin through boxes>all goes quiet>hawk appears>dive bombs our robo/mojo dove>parks his retarded ass in a tree nearby>no more doves for the next two hours
first day of moose hunt today. we bagged a young bvll (2 points only) and a cow
>>2867887My problem with hunting animals to eat is that they're just not as tasty as domesticated animals. So like you have to do all the gross work of butchering it just to have it taste worse than meat you could buy in the grocery store with an hour's wage worth of money. Yeah, you get more of it and it's free, but how much gross meat do you really want anyway?
>>2879346what kind of game have you had, anon?
>>2879346city slicker
>>2867887but anon ... black people CAN talk.
>>2867897
Upland hunting seems fun and I'd like to try it at some point. Would it be a good idea to start at a game preserve with a guide? I know it's not real hunting, but I figure that it would at least help me figure out whether I enjoy going after upland game. The only alternative available to me is to hike up a mountain and try looking for grouse. I live in western Virginia, if that's relevant. Also, the only shotgun I have access to is an old 870 with a fixed full choke, unless I drive a few hours to borrow one from my uncle. I'd rather not go out and buy a new shotgun until I find out if I'll actually use it.
butchered this year's moose on thursday and had some friends over. grilled some of the entrecôtewe felled 8 adults and 5 calves the first weekend. the battery on my scales ran out so I don't know the weight of my cut of the meat yet. we also felled another 3 adults + 2 calves yesterday
>>2880154oh and I grabbed a pair of testicles for a friend of mine who wants to cook some for her moving in party. plus a couple of kg of tallow that I plan on rendering to then turn into soap and maybe candles
>>2879499Upland bird hunting is very dog dependent. You can go to a preserve and shoot some planted birds and plenty of people have a good time doing that. I think you would have a better and more realistic experience just hiring an outfitter. They have guides for grouse, woodcock, and quail that will have dogs and will be hunting wild birds. Nothing beats a weekend out innawoods with your bird dog chasing birds. That said rabbit and squirrel is easier to do without but still objectively easier. If a big pointer or setter is out of the cards dog wise you can absolutely keep a Treeing Feist in an under 25lbs apartment.
You shouldn't eat animals either way. You don't need to.
>>2880324and you don't need to be a faggot, but here you are.
>>2880324dear gameif you don't want to be hunted, then why are you made of food?
>>2880324Not eating meat makes me miserable. What kind of masochistic self flagellating fag intentionally causes himself pointless anguish? Like you dont get anything out of not eating meat other than becoming a sickly weakling with a superiority complex. Sorry Bambi, im still going to shoot ya
>>2873706???
Second year without a car cuz I had to sell it for money to move out of detoilet. Last year I was able to borrow a family members truck a couple times though was out of luck otherwise. No access to said truck this year, but I bought my hunt/fish combo in may assuming I would be hunting in November. Anyone ever try renting? I literally just need some wheels, but I've never rented a car before, and I am not sure if they would be cool with me using it to haul game. My idea is to rent for a few hours at a time in october to check my cameras which are already out there, and then again for a couple days in november during resident hunt season. Idk about prices yet so it might just be too expensive, juice (meat) not worth the squeeze. Any thoughts/ideas?
>>2880155testicle update: my friends wants more. at least two more pairs
>>2867887They can talk, you just don't know what they're saying. They're often calling you a fag.
>>2870993Zing
>>2870993Kek
Why am I so fuckin trash at hunting?
>>2882024Because it requires luck, skill, knowledge, and a shit ton of time and effort to get good.
>>2867888Only eggplant and onions. Those saucy little bastards are too good to give up
I have never hunted before but kind of want to, what does it take to get into it?
>>2882128A course you can do mostly on line in a day or two, a license you can buy online, maybe a tag or permit depending on game you’re after, a gun/bow, and maybe an orange vest or camo coat.
>>2867887I always assume fish can understand me so I always make sure to tell them sorry for the trouble if I'm releasing them, or thank them for their sacrifice if I'm bonking them for dinner
