>be me>decide to install some new handlebars on my Harley-Gayvidson Road King ®>install goes fine>turn bike on>turn signals and speedometer don't work>take the whole headlight and dash apart thinking i've somehow loosened a connection >nope, all good>check fuses>ok, one is blown>replace it>replacement immediately blows>eventually realize i've pinched the wires in the handlebar switch housings causing a short>fix it>bike starts as usual, then dies after a minute and won't start back up>oh god oh fuck>check the fuses again>all fine>mfw i forgot to turn the fucking fuel back on from earlier>ok bike is ACTUALLY running this time>get on the highway>...>......>run out of fuellife sure is hard when you're retarded
