I've had enough of people not taking me seriously at work and school. What is the toughest pickup truck I can buy that will command respect as I drive around my college campus? For reference, I think picrel looks sick, but I'm open to suggestions. Money isn't an issue, my mom's retirement checks and my trust fund have me set up for life, plus I work at Baskin Robbins. I can finance if need be. I want girls to think I'm cool, I want guys to think I'm not to be messed with or laughed at, and I want everybody to hear me coming. I won't be using the bed for anything, so if you have any recommendations for badass stuff I can put in the bed, tell me that as well.
>>29135699An f-450 has a tighter turning radius than an f-150. Get a retracting bed cover, and always have a hitch in your reciever for the added aura you get when people smash their shins on it.
>>29135699How do manlets get in these?
>>29135699Pickups are for fuckups. Everyone will laugh at you for over compensating especially if it isn’t a work truck.
>>29135708They use a bar stool to get in
>>29135767They aren't going to laugh for long. I've been lifting and taking tren+test since freshman year, so I'm pretty big now, and I learned how to act intimidating from watching Reacher and Tulsa King. The truck is the final piece of the puzzle.>especially if it isn’t a work truck.Maybe I'll throw some plywood or concrete bags in the bed, in that case. I think the groundskeeper at my mom's house keeps stuff like that in the shed, I can cycle it out to make it look like I'm hauling stuff.
>>29135699I had this guy (or of the 3,000,000 lookalikes) brake check me on the highway yesterday>be going 75 in a 65 in middle lane>semi coming up ahead in my lane>signal and then get in left lane to pass>lifted brodozer comes flying from behind at ~100mph and plants himself directly on my ass>just keep passing at 75>lays on horn and flashes brights immediately>finish passing, signal and then get back over into my lane>brodozer flies by with his window down, yelling some incoherent nonsense>tries to brake check me with his trailer and nearly fish tails into the wall but he regains control>point and laughIt’s sketchy out here in the third world of the American Midwest, so many of you are just mentally ill psychopaths addicted to drugs, shouldn’t be anywhere near a motor vehicle. Pic unrelated
>>29135699This is a troll post but I was unironically looking between an electric hummer or a cybertruck with the goal of making my co-workers as upset as possible
>>29135699I visited my cousin's recently and they all own trucks. Every single one of my cousins is over 6ft3Not a single one of their trucks was lifted or had dirt tires on it. Just stock 1/2 and 3/4 tons.>>29135799Honestly no one cares what you drive.
>>29135699>I want to burn through my cash to show off.Pleasr don't do stunts on public roads, do it in front of paying audiences and a tow truck on standby. You will last long enough there.
>>29135787Standard
>>29135799>electric hummer or a cybertruckF150 base mogs both of those though. They're both unibody design.
Get some sort of turbo diesel and put on bed stack exhaust. Go around whirring up the turbo around crowds of people.Everyone will know that there's a new king in town.
>>29135972Twin 6 inch stacks does announce your presence very good. Love mine
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>>29135982That's the only way you're ever getting 6 inches LMAO
>>29135699>needs a tank to feel adequateWhat you need is a high-velocity cranial lead injection.
>>29135699Big trucks are so gay
>>29136033Your mother said it’s enough
>>29135699>>29135779You're going to need to really step your game up if you want to be taken seriously little bro. Anything less than pic related and the whole world is going to know you're a push over. Driving around in this bad boy will make you unmoggable on the streetsNow that your vehicle is covered we have other areas to discuss>THE GYMUnless you can do a 2 plate OHP, 3 plate bench, 4 plate deadlift and 5 plate squat, NO ONE will take you seriously. Men will snicker behind your back. Girls won't even look at you. Don't listen to people who say you should aim for 1/2/3/4 that's normie tier, anyone who's been training for more than a couple months should be able to do that.>WARDROBEYou need a luxury watch. The BARE MINIMUM is a Rolex Daytona, but you should really want at least an AP Royal Oak or ideally something else from the holy trinity. Anything less than a Rolex and any man you meet will you know you're an absolute scrub and not take you seriously. If you want to getting laid you'll need more than even that. Remember, no AP, no Patek, no Vacheron, No pussy.
>>29135699Simp brain using a vehicle as a status due to glass ego. >“Look at me! I have a T R U C K. I AM somebody now. I deserve respect!” Just another sheep. Sad.
>>29135708they sell little ladders that bolt on to the side skirts
OP's shoes need a lift kitnot the truckIf you live around city twats, you'll need a nutruck.If you're rural, all you need is something that runs. I used to have a '71 chebby, 2wd with mismatch doors and seven good cylinders. I had a doctor and some nurses that all wanted to go "fishing" with me in that worn out shitbox. It aint the bikeIt's the riderGet gud faggets
>>29135972Great idea, will do. Leaving my mark on the air behind me, that will let everyone know I'm not to be fucked with.>>29136080>THE GYMI can unironically lift all of that already. Like I said, I've been working hard and have a gear cycle to look the part>You need a luxury watchWatches are for fags, even I know that. The truck is what's important, and i'll consider your advice there.
>>29135704>always have a hitch in your recieverI've stolen so many of these
F150 king ranch
Used Chevy
>>29135699A heavily lifted, blacked-out heavy-duty diesel like a Ford F-350/F-450 Super Duty (High-Output Power Stroke)Get a custom magnet on the back that says “stroked not blown” for the sexual innuendo. Build it for maximum respect: • 6–8”+ lift kit and 37–40” mud-terrain tires on black wheels. • Aggressive blacked-out or smoked grille, LED light bars (roof + bumper), black badges, and a rack. • Platinum or Limited • Optional: dual fuck you rear wheelsYou drive this and people will hate you and wish you were dead. All the negative thoughts and hate energy will attract your life toil and strife. Bad things will happen to you.
>>29136080that guy looks like a pussy i'd shove in a locker. OP needs AT LEAST bagger 288 to be taken seriously.
>>29136968> shove in a locker.lol. Boomer.
>>29135779I’ve got bad news for you, son; Tulsa is full of faggots
>>29136973Idk why Jews thought that was a thing?
>>29136961Thank you anon, this is the response I was looking for. Going to look at a couple of lifted Powerstrokes and a Duramax tomorrow.>You drive this and people will hate you and wish you were dead.Fuck yeah.
>>29135699You should probably collect fumo dollies and watch anime. That'll really Butch you up.
You will never be cool in a cage of any sort, definitely no cuck truck. Get a motorcycle.
