>who needs a seatbelt anyw-ACKK!!!
boobs
fake boobs are grossid be more upset if they were Glorious Fat Saggers
imagine that bimbo's bolt-ons popping like balloons in the crash, torrents of saline spraying from her destroyed breasts, a brackish consequence of years of intertwined mistakes culminating in a centrifugal event of outlandish proportions, with a dash of Poseidon's delight to underscore the irony.I like to imagine there was a brief rainbow in the cabin as her nasty titties exploded like so many of her delusions
>>29134284What an awful thing to read. You're a good writer anon
not reading any of that, did she died?
>>29134288Why can't zoomers read 10 sentences?
At least she would be eligible for the postion of White House Press Secretary.
>Both the driver of the 2020 Bentley SUV and the 2013 Dodge Sedan were transported to the hospitalDamn I hope that Dodge gets well soon!
>>29134284Skin is very strong.If those balloons popped, the saline would just burst inside her body.Sry to burst your incel fantasy
>>29134285thanks, it's an infernal gift>>29134447it was more of a creative writing exercise than a hateful rant
>>29134259I smell bullshit. That driving picture was heavily shopped, and I can't find that article anywhere.
literal drone bait, once again Nissian Z W DAMN YOU FAGS CANT HANDLE THE NISSIAN Z
>>29134458Forgot to mention that her name is Linda Mary Straughn, and there aren't any records of her crashing a Bentley.
>>29134259just don't crash
>>29134263Saggers are gross and the veins make them look like a roadmap of Florida.
>>29134288No some cucked boy made it up. The article as actually about some redneck.
>>29134476and we like that
>>29134259i've seen the left image before but not the middle, wow they look even worse upscaled and sloppifiedis that a burn mark on her own tit
>>29134259Oh no, now she's gonna miss out on her job as the new press secretary of the white house!
>>29134476>he's not a connoisseur of MILFs with big natural tits>>29134259Her botched botox job is probably the worst part of this. Jesus.Public service announcement to fellow autists who should inherit the earth: Wear your seatbelt. Ejections from vehicles by an occupant not wearing their seatbelt account for over half of traffic fatalities in the US. Not wearing your seatbelt is fucking RETARDED.
>>29134263Fake boobs and saggers both have their place. In my face...
>>29134736The only thing I like sagging on my women are her balls.
>>29134476Good
>>29134788checked and kekd
>>29134259>enough money to buy a bentley while living in Malibu>smoke fucking Newports
>>29134470This honestly, cars are safer than ever but people keep dying because people get reckless, back in the day people knew they were gonna get one shotted and die so they fucking drove better.
>>29134477>2020 Bentley SUV>redneck
>>29134284I enjoyed reading this. It's very illustrative. If you don't write fanfics, you should.
>>29134263>>29134284based
>>29134458>>29134467what a shame
>>29134284
>>29134929i have an honest theory that the bicycle > moped > small car > big trucc pipeline disappearing is why people drive worsepeople don't develop a healthy fear of getting pwnt in a crash and just skip to a lifted truck or babby carriage suv as soon as they hit 16 and arent even afraid of wrecking their expensive car because they lease or financed it anyway so they just get a new one "for free" from insurance>>29134928newports are a big meme, its like how affluent hipsters drink pbr
>>29134259be honestwhat would you do if you found the body
>>29135561Reanimate it with necromancy and make her my minion in my quest for world domination
>>29135561Call my compton niggas to take her to the hospital
>>29135561Enbalm the body and start a viral bimbo ventriloquist act. Any time I have guests over I keep the doll in plain view in the living room, and off-handedly complain that I feel like I'm being watched all the time. After a while, I'll disappear to a third world country without telling anyone, but move the bimbo dummy to the driver's seat of the car in the garage with shovels, a tarp, and zipties in the trunk, all covered in soil with traces of my blood. After a while, I'll show up again like picrel and claim that the dummy tried to kidnap and dispose of me. Everybody will know something weird happened for sure, but they won't be sure if I staged it, or if something supernatural did happen.
>>29135164KEKEK
>>29135561*slurp*
>>29135561keep walking not my problem
>>29134284https://youtu.be/wd8L-oWvppo?si=KPrJtBSqIsE6czV1&t=24
>>29134263Firm huge tits > fat saggers > fake boobs > titlet
>>29137724>fake boobs > ittybittytitty
