I’m literally faster than everything on the road in one of these things
Everything?
>>29134209You don't even actually own a car doe
>>29134209everyone I've seen driving these is a jeet, techbro or a karen and they all drive like absolute garbage
>>29134209I never see them going fast, it's always some middle aged woman with no idea how to drive
>>29135126>>29135257I actually saw one speeding the other day. He was doing like 80mph in a 65 zone (about what most normal people drive here). I followed him and after a few miles he slowed back down to ~70 with the rest of the NPCs.
>>29135260to add, this is the only time I've ever seen a Tesla speed since they came out.
it literally cooks a steak faster than any grill
>>29134209Toaster on wheels. Not a car.
>>29135264this
>>29135264Gassy self own ;p
>>29134209Not a real car and you're not driving you're riding.
>>29134209Sorry Raj. Your single motor base model is slower than a F-150. If you think you're fast try and match the ICE cannonball record lmao.
>>29134209No, you just accelerate faster.
You're also the gayest, even above miatas and bwm owners
>>29134209You aren't, and you're also a brown poop goblin on loan in a first world country until the locals nut up and do the needful.
>>29134209Ugly piece of shit will burn you alive
>>29135260My bro used to own a standard range rwd model 3 and he would go over 160kph (100mph) on a 120, the acceleration is nuts. The batteries are also the most efficient and coupled with the aerodynamics you can drive aggressively without worrying too much about range, even on the standard range versions.He wanted to sell it to me on a discount but I didn't want to buy it because of shit like pic related and reliability issues.
>>29135623On loan? To me it looks like we're taking over, white boy. Go ahead and cope, we're talking about cars here.
>>29134209>I’m literally fasteronly Indians from India drive that dystopian surveillance device on wheels. We arent enthused by that.
>>29135754You're already on film from the dozen current year Fords, Subarus, BMWs and GMCs driving by. The dystopian sureillance state is here and if you have a phone in your pocket you're still part of the problem despite driving a 20 year old miata
>>29134209>>29135702People who say this have literally never driven a fast car before. They go from some econobox to a Tesla and then are like "wow, this must be the fastest thing on the road."I daily a C7 and blow these things out of the water. Not even a Z06 just a Stingray model. There was this speeding Teslafag in his 4-door car that pulled up next to me. He had his instagram handle on the side. He started a pull and then after a few seconds I got tempted and went half throttle. I quickly was on his rear and had to ease off the gas because otherwise I would run him off the road. Then I thought "what am I even doing," giggled and let off to go back to cruising with the top down. It's like trying to race a Civic in a faster car there's just no point.Not to mention the Corvette makes me giggle like a retard every time in a way an EV can never. I drive with the top down often. The other day I was approaching a red light I knew would turn green soon. I downshifted through the gears until I hit first gear. The light turned green right on time and I gunned it. The monstrous torque you feel from the rear wheels, the way the back goes squirrelly, the fucking engine roaring until you hit that absolutely violent upshift, made me laugh like a retard. Every time, without fail. Just get a Corvette if you want to have fun instead of a soulless bug pod you're deluded yourself into thinking is exhilarating. You can get a C7 for like only $30-40 grand now and have something that looks good and will put a smile on your face.
>>29135786My model 3 is faster than your money hole, it can accelerate waaaay faster
>>29135608What is it about tesla’s that makes people so jealous
>>29135786lmao this nigga giggling
>>29135858*poos on your head while giggling*
>>29134209If you live in US where those are relatively cheap and have place to charge those are nobrainer for daily car. You're stupid if you don't have one already.
>>29135857>saar you are being of the jealous *head bobble*
>>29134209Someone sell me a car with that shape but with a quick-ish petrol power train.I like pics shape but not the sterile electric car thing.
>>29135857>jealousJealous of what? Seriously though. Car enthusiasts were minding their own business and enjoying the automotive world until Teslafags came along and started shitting everything up. Most of them weren't car guys to begin with but got into the cult of Tesla because they thought it was a way to stick it to the motorhead chuds that were minding their own business.
>>29136123Driving a tesla simple makes you better than everyone elseAnd I think you guys pick up on it, which is why you get so mad
>>29134209you're not close to the fastest and lol ICE cars are still faster
>>29136132Meh ;)
>>29134214*Crashes*
>>29136169Wow, is that some inherent property of bikes? Didn't know that, been riding since I was 8 and haven't hurt myself on one. Maybe that's a you problem.
>>29135783>youre done for anon today>might as well give up and join themabsolute loser mindset- you're probably one of those who get in debt and pay for that shit too. Couldn't be me.
>>29135623The white aryan master race has spoken, from his lifted f450 to work at walmart (the indians took his technology jerbs)
>>29135786Americans live in a fairy tale. This car would cost you the double in Yuropoor while we also earn less.
>picked up heavily depreciated 2019 Model S100D >$23,500>new tires, rims>still clocked 0-60 in 3.7 seconds>interior build quality absolute dogshit for a car they sold fucking new at $134,000>paint chips easily>hilariously bad AC/heat>faded yellowed headlights that Tesla wants $4000 to replace>watDrove it 2000 miles cross country with FSD and anti-nag chip. Best road trip experience ever. Didn't have cabin cameras but also unable to switch gears and reverse in parking spots. However, every single person at a supercharger station looked like an insufferable faggot (me included).
Teslafags are just estrogen soaked techbros projecting their highschool bully onto regular gas cars.Raped by corvette Raped by boosted f150sRaped by boosted mustangs
>>29136621>every single person at a supercharger station looked like an insufferable faggotI swear its only trust fund kid looking frat boys or passport bros with their imported brides at those chargers. Even worse when the cyber truck owners step out
>>29136937Yeah electric cars are still majority owned by dudes who look like the chud meme with a Norwood 4 or higher and a haggard SEAmonkey wife in tow.
>>29134214First post MOGGED op >>29134209You will never be cool and you will never beat a bike
>>29134209I own a Hellcat and completely acknowledge that a Plaid would make me look silly yet I just don’t care. I’ve ridden in a few Plaids and yes, that instant acceleration is wild, but once you’ve done that a few times, that’s it. With the Hellcat, there’s plenty of fun to be had outside of being a decently fast car. You get all the drama and theater that comes with a muscle car that a Tesla will never replicate. Now as for a daily, I'm tempted to get a 3 or a Y.
>>29136937The cybertruck owners are something special. They exist to prove the thesis that Dumb Money is real.
>>29138350Don’t knock it till you try it. I’ll concede that they look kind of dumb on the outside, but inside they’re pretty nice. Very comfy, FSD is sick and even the regular ones are fast. Look at it this way, you could spend 100k on a 2500 HD diesel pavement princess that will inevitably have emissions system failure from being driven to your office job or the CP4 will shred itself so your nice truck will sit at the dealer. This truck won’t drive itself, it’s exceedingly expensive to own and operate given fuel prices, it’s not near as reliable and it’s got no hope of keeping up with a Cyber Truck. If you plan on using it for work, the diesel wins hands down, but most people aren’t taking their Platinums, Denalis or Laramies on dirt roads let alone job sites so it’s a moot point. Might as well get something fun for the money. My dad has an older 3500 Cummins and a new Cyber Truck. After seeing how expensive all of the new trucks were, he said fuck it I’ll get something different and keep the old diesel around.
>>29134209Its good at accelerating from a red light and thats about it.Actually try and race it against any decant sports car and it will shit itself
>>29135786I call your wall of text the wall of cope.
