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>>29132891 >>29132893 >>29132919 >>29132929 >>29133334

>>29132870
I considered one, but I can't do the big circular centre console and no instrument cluster.

>>29132886
Yeah that gay as fuck thing in the middle that turns different colours depending on your mode setting,
Nope.

>>29132886
>>29132891
Sounds cool
Beats boring rectangle that does nothing

>OP
>straight

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>>29132896 >>29132909

>>29132893
Down with this faggotry.

>>29132895
This is better too
Rectangle screen that doesn't change is garbo

>>29132870
I don't want to own one but they are fun to drive

>>29132895
hope your arthritis gets better

>>29132870
I don’t like the face. It looks like it’s in pain.

>>29132886
Instrument cluster can be optioned I think.

I wouldn't expect a male mini driver to be homo. I assume they want a light car and don't feel like going RWD.
The people who call you homo for standing out from the crowd? That's all they have. They are so scared of randos calling them homo that they drive an average truck and live their whole lives thinking "will this make me look manly?" at every question or choice in life like they're following a script.
I don't like them because FWD but I'd rather see a mini than another crossover or trugg.

>>29132921
Most assume a dude driving a Mini is sharing the car with a woman regardless.

>>29132886
>dual zone climate control in a Cooper
Fucking lol

The biggest dude I know dailys a VW beetle turbo, he looks kinda funny in it but he likes his car

>>29133012
Big guys in smol cars is kino

>>29133212
Reminds me of the simpsons bit but dude had cash and did it cuz he liked the car

Sure? My dad has one but he's the boring upper middle class type, not one concerned about being seen as a mans man.

>>29132886
I like the older dashboards with the speedometer in the center, but the circle tablet dashboards on newer minis looks foul

>>29132870
Only one of these statements is fact

>>29132870
>I am a straight man
don't kid yourself

>>29132870
Why? Even if you ignore the crippling unreliability and maintenance costs what does that leave? Do you think a 3500lb FWD econobox with 160hp is actually """fun"""?

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>straight man
>nu-Mini
Pick one and only one