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    Does the stereotype of vans being associated with rapists have to do with how ugly American Vans are? The Dodge Ram Van, The Ford Econoline Van & the Chevrolet Vans are truly hideous.

    The Modern Day Van Market is dominated by the Ford Transit (designed by Ford Europe), the Dodge Ram Promaster (rebadged Fiat Ducato) & the Mercedes Benz Sprinter. These European Vans are much better looking & don't get hit with the same negative stereotype.
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    >>29101407
    It was more like Boomers were getting girls drunk in their vans and fucking them.
    Not sure how true the "rape' part is but ya.
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    >>29101407
    Really? You think the Promaster and the Trannyshit look better than those? Also which market are you talking about? Because America was built by and runs off the Chevy Express. If Euro vans are superior how come you haven't used them to take a vehicle to the moon?
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    >Am I kawaii? Uguu?
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    >>29101407
    I owned an E150 Club Wagon with an air mattress in the back. Had sex with at least a half dozen girls back there. All of it consensual though.
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    >>29101432
    I really like vans of this vintage. It's especially cool when they're repurposed as a support van.
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    >Ford Transit
    ACKing transmissions and turbos left and right
    >Promaster
    Rusted away if they didn't break down at 10,000 miles
    >Sprinter
    lmao
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    literally zero taste
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    >>29101432
    Almost looks like a zigger van.
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    >>29101451
    HELL
    YEAH
    BROTHER
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    >>29101473
    I'd tell whoever owns this that his van is awesome, but I would try not to shake his hand.
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    >>29101475
    Pretty much. I saw it in google results and I couldn't not post that.
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    When I was a child my parents had a campervan and playing inside it was the GOAT. I long for another furnished campervan.
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    >>29101440

    >I really like vans. Especially when they are repurposed as vans.

    Fucking kek
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    >>29101407
    You are gay and retarded. The stereotype is white panel vans like pic related.
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    >>29101465
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY
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    >>29101465
    I read it as something else
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    >>29101407
    euro transits are still percieved as rapist vans
    it has nothing to do with looks, it's all about the big windowless compartament you can do whatever you want in
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    Old American vans look better and I say that as a euro
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    >>29101407
    >These European Vans are much better looking
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    >>29101407
    For me it's this
    I'm almost a 30yr old virgin
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    >>29101477
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    >>29101433
    I've fucked in a lot of different cars and have never been able to get the suspension to stop rocking violently and make it extremely obvious what's going on inside. Is there a secret or do you just have to deal with it?
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    >>29101407
    What a fucking moron.
    Im guessing your an inbred brit.
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    >>29101679
    its like how soldiers break formation when marching over bridges, you have to interrupt the rhythm
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    >>29101672
    Uncle Rico?
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    >>29101407
    I seen enough to know better that to ever get into a van with a stranger
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    >but what about the americans?
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    >>29101433
    >>29101679
    you need to leave this website and never come back. instagram and niggertok are more fitting for you sexhavers
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    >>29101679
    If the van is a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'
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    >>29101441

    What's wrong with the Sprinter?
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    >>29101791
    >>29101792
    should have replaced the ram logos with picrel
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    >>29101791
    >>29101792
    Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
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    >>29101792
    >>29101791
    Never should have come here!
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    >>29101791
    >>29101792
    let me guess, somebody stole your hubcaps
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    >>29101849
    I used to be a shitposter like you, then I took an arrow to the knee
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    >>29101852
    hearty kek
    >>29101792
    >>29101791

    could do without the Skyrim logo
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    >>29101407
    one more shitpost like this and i'll lure you into my van
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    I've been considering trading in my sports car for a van. None of that minivan shit, but a legit work van where I can set my laptop up in the back
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    >>29101932
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    >>29101679
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    >>29101932
    palantir makes one. you can use it to make shareholder value go up!
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    >>29101799
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    >>29101407
    get that cock out of your mouth OP and shut it I will not hear this van slander on my /o/
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    >>29101407
    Any van is a rape van if I am driving
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    >>29102209
    cute rarity
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    >>29102209
    >Fuzzy dice
    Based
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    >>29101679
    I have banged in a ton (10+ probably) of different cars and never got caught due to any rocking. SUVs where you can lay seats down and bang longitudinally are best.
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    >>29103044

    Why SUVs over Vans? What is it about the elevation?
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    >>29102209
    Based. Seconding this
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    The only time i have ever banged in a car was in a nissan sunny in front of a closed but still brightly lit grocery store along a main road.

    >carrying the girl home from a club
    >we have an up and down history when we were friends. Bad enough we stopped talking to eachother all of a sudden until one day we ran into eachother and we were cool for a couple days
    >she is making fun of me for being white
    >she is a light mulatto
    >my skin is darker than hers due to me having a heavy tan
    >make jokes of her being whiter than me
    >she jumps out the passenger seat onto my lap and shouts "do you have dark nipples?!?"
    >lifts her shirt and bra
    >staring at heaven
    >but this woman hates me so i cant compute
    >tell her my nipples are dark too
    >she lifts my shirt but only wins by a few shades
    >the silence of me denying reality is a painful memory
    >however after a moment i caught my senses and then we did the deed fully lit up on a main road

    That led to an insane "we arent together" relationship worthy of 50 days worth of bar stories. I do miss her often enough
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    >>29104176
    moar
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    >>29102209

    why americans can't stop talking about dicks ?
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    >>29102254
    why?
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    sure
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    fine
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    >>29101407
    Ugly.
    Sure.
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    >>29102274
    Cringemax
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    incredible news /o/
    my van lives once again
    only issue is that a mouse ATE THE FUCKING PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER WIRES
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    >>29101407
    Van is not for creepy solo rapist. Van is for rape gang to load up a gang, unload the gang, and extract the gang and victim together from the same door without spliting the group up by walking around the vehicle on different sides and close the door behind them.
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    >>29102254
    very good picture saar i like alot !
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    >>29113321
    Gang. What do you mean the playstation wires?
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    >>29113958
    ma fuckin vidya
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    >>29113970
    Oh dang, awesome, but also not awesome. Get those rats, Anon.
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    >>29111284
    >that feel when your bodywork is so heavy it compresses your suspension at all times and you can only fit 10" wheels
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    >>29114528
    >going out to the van last night
    >hear some sort of noise
    >fucking white/black/orange cat comes running out from under the van
    why can't they just chase the damn mice out into the woods ffs
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    No one thinks vans with windows are for rapists
    The window less vans, um maybe because its a big fuckin box with no way to look inside or outside
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    >>29116908
    Cats were designed to serve humans inside of human civilization, you're talking about wildcats that chase mice in the woods.
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    >>29101407
    90% of the world is an open predatory rape culture and america is a half reformed rape culture where your van either works as a rape station or you get dragged out and skinned alive on Oprah.
    So like don't rape.
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    my half uncle has a 90s G20 van and he's a prolific crossdresser and prostitute. Also a town cop here recently was arrested and charged for uploading AI modified porn of his own children and bathroom spy pics to the internet who drove a Dodge van. For those reasons, I can never see these vans as anything other than driven by sexual deviants.
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    >>29119113
    >90% of the world is an open predatory rape culture

    If you support feminist socio-cultural constructs, that means you are a feminist, for the record.
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    >>29119113
    >90% of the world is an open predatory rape culture

    source?
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    >>29119105
    profound
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    >>29124982
    interesting
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    >>29126861
    ok
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    nice
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    good
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    I've been looking at vans again

    Can you swap the facia from late 80s to early 90s Vanduras?
    And uhh, can you still buy aftermarket roofs for these? It's basically a fiberglass boat flipped upside down.
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    >>29101407
    Vans were big in the hippy boomer days, and there were several serial killers who lured women into their vans, raped and killed them. Hitchhiking was common back then and van serial killers are literally the reason it's not a thing anymore.
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    >>29130781
    You can fabricate anything in any shape. Look up "poor man's fiberglass" which is just rigid insulation with a sheet of canvas, fiberglass, or carbon fiber epoxied over it. Plastic heat fabrication is not difficult either. You need to have some basic arts and crafts skills.
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    >>29130803

    Companies are forced to use Vans though, Vans are also commonly used in low trust third world countries.
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    >>29132246
    that is true
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    drove 2 hours on backroads to waffle house last night
    was nice
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    I'd get one if gas wasn't nuts right now.
    They symbolize freedom and independence. Can't have that in this dystopia -
    >'JUST TAKE YOUR WAY OVERPRICED CAR, YOUR SIMPLE LINE DASHBOARD + IPAD, GO HOME TO THE GYM TO WORK, SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
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    >>29101407
    Leave my board nigger.
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    >>29101660
    you're a european van
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    sitting in my van watching a DVD and sipping on iced coffee
    it's an okay thursday
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    >>29101407
    No, it... has to do with vans being used to capture and rape people.
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