> this cyclist shows up> he slaps your gf's ass while riding his bike> he turns his head back and stares at you while he rides slowlywhat do you do? you have the choice of one vehicle to get into in 2 minutes
>>2078023i stop my bike to help him because my bike is my gf and this dude just slapped a very hot engine and hurt himself pretty badly
>>2078023>watches him run into a tree after being distracted from his gayness>steal his bike>gf laughs as to what she just witnessed
Throw a stick into his front wheel. Beat him with his carbon frame until it snaps.
>gf
>>2078059he slaps your ass then you filthy weebyour obese male cheeks get all the force of an inertia fuelled cyclist's hand
>>2078070You're implying I wouldn't enjoy itAlso my cyclist ass is carved like Michael Angelo
Laugh at him because he just slapped a dude's ass like a total fag.
>>2078023slap his ass back and turn 360 degrees and ride away
Offer my gf's womb to the superior male
>>2078099If you cum in her pussy a bunch of times but make sure she doesn't get preggers and then let a real man put a bun in the oven and then raise the kid as your own you're still technically the kid's father
>>2078100That's hardly how that works. You're brain rotted
>>2078100no superior man would want used goods
>>2078114Like you're gonna find a virgin lmao
>>2078114>0.01% chance of finding an unmolested woman who is still a virgin who isn't psychotic or abused by shitty family>believes he's superiorlmao wutthis is like the male version of the 6-6-6 expectation
>>2078126the fact you have no standards is the reason why it's harder to find>>2078128not fucking has no comparison to your height which you have no choice in
>>2078129but not weighing over 200lbs is a choice, anon.
>>2078130tell that to unitedstatesians
>>2078131>unitedstatesiansBack to /int/ with you cancer
>>2078132that's literally perfect for the name of unitedstaters country
>>2078136you say this and then seethe when Americans call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America
>>2078140i don't. gulf of america fits better
>>2078142yes I fully agree I am a born and groomed USA american anglo-saxon native to brooklyn of novaya yurik autonomous oblast. grandparents arrive on mayflower boat in 1776 with george w bush ancestors. my family only beautiful fat blonde american daughters and tall heterosexual cowboy sons and we all drive big pickup truck and work at rodeo, I speak for all americans. no need for me to explain, gulf of america roll off tongue, piece of pie to say! not like golf of mexico! golf of mexico is ugly sound in mouth. remind all USA patriots of MS-13 gang and transgender haiti africans, communist style! my family come legally from communist country, we know this very very much, not patriotic at all! if you disagree then actually I'm not even american, and yet you participate in society.
>>2078099too bad the "superior male" has erectile dysfunction
>>2078147He needs a Rido R2 saddle
>>2078146>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>2078146>word salad
>>2078114The worst girlfriend I ever had was an adult virgin. Extremely low libido, bad at sex, introverted, and just watched a bunch of instagram reels
>>2078023>what do you do?Be forever grateful towards that bold stranger for magically conjuring a girlfriend into my life, simply with the swipe of his hand. (T_T)
>>2078140whoa cool it with the deadnaming.
>>2078023not happening because he would lose wattage doing so
