Hear me out, we need one of these.
it builds character, like digging holes.
>>2041959I don't mind the coomer bit but I really don't think a bike with an engine is really board-appropriate material?
>>2041961brother there are three (3) ebike threads and one random guy talking about his furniture in another thread. and there is a normal bikepost right underneath it. i am doing my best to keep the board alive here, cmon man
aeromaxxing drop bar woman vs relaxed handlebar basket salaryman
I have never met a female cyclist. I've seen some but don't want to talk to other humans when on a bike, and also they are always paired up with another dude
i did get yelled at yesterday by a boomer for wearing boxers under my shorts, so maybe she's actually right.though i dont think spats would be comfortable. no padding. isnt she sore ?
Can't post the rest without taking a 3 day vacation
How do I get a woman that’s EXACTLY like Cindy FFXV to work on my bicycle?
>>2041981lycra looks good on girls
>>2041981>ride bike regularly>see girls riding, either in the spandex or just in their regular clothes or a dress>imagine what life would be like as a non-autist and actually dating a bicycling girl>get to go on rides together>i can peel her out of her spandex after a ride and deeply inhale it before we shower together>get to see a qt biking in her dress and looking very cute>ge tto have knowledge that we are being somewhat healthy and active riding togetherinstead im like you, dont talk to anyone, theyre always with a guy anyway, just stare at them longingly
>>2041998what the hell is she even doing?
>>2041959fucking motorists, disgusting degenerates, impossible to coom to
>>2042005I have a bike gf and its not wo nice as you imagine.>anon where are my gels? I forgot them again, can i have yours?;)>anon my water is empty, give me your bottle pls:/>anon my tube has a puncture, can you change it?;)>anon my lips down there are swollen can we stop?>5km uphill? All i can do is 7km/h and you have to wait at me on the top>*coasts all the time*Its really sucks to go on rides with your gf. Alone is top tier but going with buddies that match your speed is also ok.
>>2042017>anon my lips down there are swollen can we stop?Anon, she's trying to tell you something...
>tfw you will never live in a van with your qt bike wrench gf and win MTB races together
>>2042017Its a lot like taking a girl on a walk then, i figured. I still want one
>>2041985use catbox
>>2042037nta but please, please, before you make a mistake, you need to understand why you see so many men riding alone without a woman. sharing your deeply fulfilling bike hobby with a female is a great way to destroy both your enjoyment of the bikes and the relationship with the female. some nice things just don't mix and trying to mix them is going to be terrible for everyone. it's like "oh, I love kids, and I love sex, so I'm going to love sex with kids", no, stop, that's not how any of this works, just no.leave the woman at home, find an excuse for why it can't happen, say you have trauma or something and refuse to elaborate, women love a man who won't share his pain, it confirms he's not a weak sentimental faggot.I know this sounds like I'm a terrible misogynist or whatever, call it what you want but some basic life truths are just irreducible facts of life, even if they are not PC to say. show her your vidya if you want, try to get her into collecting "EDC". maybe teach her about your single malt hobby, experience has shown females will eagerly pretend to love single malt scotch and learn all about it in order to be more appealing to males. you can take that one to the bank.
>>2042053I get your point, can't help but notice though how the very first thing you thought of for an apt comparison was sex with kids.
>>2042056sorry I forgot I was on 4chan where it's just assumed that sexing kids is a good and wholesome thinghow about "i love drugs and I love cars so I'm going to take a bunch of drugs and go out for a drive"
>>2041961i agree with this post
ok but can we get back on topic instead of venting about unresolved ex-gf trauma
>>2042017 Most of these can be solved by preparing beforehand, talking to the other person, and being aware that not every bikes at the same skill level or pace.I swear it’s always the oblivious retards that get gfs.
>>2042053I get you man but i already know girls are annoying, so i am very patient with them. lots of praise, all that shit. She would have a great time. I would have a great time because she was having a great time and also i wanna see her ass in lyrcra and make sure she does her cardioThen afterwards I would go for a fast ride alone with music
>>2042156Fine heres my stupid bike whore fap material girl
>>2042162Holy. maybe I should make a stupid instagram/tiktok after all. You can’t find amateur kino like this anywhere on the free sites.
>>2042163She on YouTube tooShes so hot it makes me mad and that never happens
ill just keep posting my slanty eyed bike crushes then
>>2042017All I am reading there is that you’re with a girl who likes being around you and wants to do things with you and be with you. Must be nice.
>>2042186>"ill just keep posting">stops postingwhat did he mean by this
>>2042213It is nice dont get me wrong but i try to do this >>2042053 most of the time. One ride a week is ok but i want to push my body sometimes and just listen to some music and keep my head clear. I cant enjoy cycling that much if im with someone.
>>2042186Where are my attractive self-powered travelers. where are they. keep posting my ass
>>2042165>She's so hot it makes me madHoly shit, I thought I was only one that felt dumb shit like that
>>2042714There are products aimed at older men whose wives are old and gross now, so they cater to men with mature but still sexually active taste (wide child bearing hips, full lips, etc), ad the models they hire to pose on these bikes fit that profile.If you look at what actual bike women look like they're more elflike or twinkhon-build if you prefer zoomer speak.
>>2042714
>>2042714>what bike women actually look like
>>2042723jesucristo that guy talking about literal elves was correct, if it wasnt for the face i wouldnt be able to tell genderthen again perhaps thats not a bad thing. i’d love to be that skinny. perhaps 10 miles/day with simple CACO diet below 2000 will remove my beer belly>>2042721based milk cow. imagine the HANG…
>>2042721why does her helmet look like a cartoon drawing?
>>2042723I have tried seeing the local girls on strava and i can confirm they all fucking ugly. Uglier than thisbut at least the social media baddies exist IM COOOOOOMING
>>2042714OP did ask for a coomer thread and not what actual average women cyclists look like
How do I find twitter/tiktok thirst trapping zoomers that also go bikeriding? You’re telling me people do weird shit like listen to girls farting in microphones and pay femboys to shit on them at conventions but i cant goon to women that like the same sportshobby i like? without them being uncoomable sexless sticks?
>>2042723multiple women in this photo are prettier than any of the jungle asian thirst traps being posted in this thread
>>2042751as long as you keep them away from me anon, respect for taking one for the team god i dislike white women so much
>>2042723Where are the titties
>>2041959I can't tell if this is a troll thread or not, but does anyone know any porn where the girl's wearing a motorcycle helmet? I'm cursed with a faceless/ masked kink but if you just search those on the major porn sites you just get flabby boomers in venetian carnival masks and zoomettes in covid masks.
>>2042765>pornnah but i follow some cute motorcycle girls on insta, id watch helmet porn tho it would be a great onlyfans niche. maybe something for me to do with a girl in the future
>>2042763Tiddies are dead weight and unaerodynamic.
>>2042763At the back of the peloton, or dropped on mountain stages
Why are SEA women attractive and look like fun to ride with, and the other """"pro""""" riders just look like joyless lesbians? they probably got the chopectomy surgery themselves on their tits just to get 3% more speed.
>>2042842It may be the cycling context tricking you into assuming the photograph was casually taken during any ride and thus this is what she looks like.But you know when you want to sell used goods you best ask a woman. Her having a bicycle as an accessory for her photoshoot does not mean she hasn't exhausted her box of tricks.
>>2042723>the reactions to this photoI dunno I feel like most women would look shitty if they’re completely covered up like this and just finished an intensive exercise
>>2042943Even accounting for that. their faces are kinda not what i look for in a girlbetter than what most fuckers here could pull probably anyway but yeah idkman i wouldnt date a butterface its the most important part
>wanted to goon my rapemeat till I milkmaxx>thread devolved into the rating of androgynous lycra creatures it’s over
>>2042949It’s sad but im not gonna carry the whole thread, i have bikes to ride
Artist's commentaryA female friend with zero chastity values inviting you for sex as if inviting you for bug catching
>>2042945I really think that the intensive exercise probably no makeup and also having a hat or helmet tightly on makes them look bad
>>2042949you should get a CO sensor, and probably go outside RIGHT NOW. You're rambling incoherently.
>>2042959well i think they have lesbian facial features but then again i literally don’t like white women no h8 to them
>>2042964>comparing some Asian thot dressed like a slut with makeup and shit to actual athletic women after an eventHilarious. They might be ugly regularly anyway, I wouldn’t know since I don’t know who they are to look. The second from the right with the long hair definitely looks like she’s probably a qt if you put her in a normal setting
can you fucks contribute instead of posting your retarded asian vs white argumentRespectfully
I like lesbian-looking women in general regardless of race, and some white women as long as they have RBF, also this person should just troon out already >>2042842
>>2042969sure
>>2042967No im just posting a thot dressed like a slut COS THATS WHAT THE FUCKING THREAD IS ABOUT
>>2042970Anyone have a name or source? On a completely unrelated note, can pregnant women ride bikes or is that a nono?
Giant dumpy bike for woman with a fat ass, it evens out
>>2042949Kek pic has to be drawn by a virgin who never smelled the ungodly stech of an 72h unwashed asshole and puss.It can literally turn you into an asexual for months at a time.
>>2043483I pretty much turned prison gay after a woman took off her panties and the room flooded with dead fish smell
>>2042213even when i hate my normie girlfriend i just remind myself that this is all she wants in life and she loves me for some reason and i have nothing to complain about even if shes being annoying
>>2041985You can always just skip to the end.
>>2043608Tfw no
Since exercise makes you horny after, is it feasible to groom a gf into being into biking solely to get laid more often?
>>2042056Well it's a pretty simple thing to come up with to be honestHeard the joke executed with masturbation and playgrounds as well somewhere lmao
>>2042970what happened with women that they used to look like that as asults but nowadays even schoolgirls have giant asses and tits? what are they putting in the water?
>>2045250there's millions of them out there, just saw 3 tonight while out and about, and I also popped a boner thrice
>>2045250sugar and CO2
There are barely any pictures in this thread. Why are you homosex?
>>2045330I'm glad she's taking care of her body in her advanced age but she's not hot enough to be posing her ass like that, I don't know why but I get unreasonably annoyed by leathery grandmas posing as hot chicks to sell expensive sporting equipment to boomers, hire a model please no one wants to participate in your "Hotwife" fetish
>>2042751yellow fever fags are always attracted to the ugly ones
>>2042977she should bully me and make me wear spandex
>>2043468Neither the agency nor the model have ever seen a bike in their lives so they pulled a disabillity trike out of someones shed lmao
>>2042955Okay but we need more drawn content, all these 3DPD models either are just random models thrown on a bicycle or just look shit. Literally less fake than an image that isnt realI’d contribute but idk where to find that stuff. bump instead
>>2045816go back to creepshot threads on gif
>>2045816is there anything more cucked than having a daughter, girlfriend, wife, mum, aunty, or friend?also why is it that when you see pics of provocatively dressed sexually fertile women, the first thing you think of is tying up your daughter
There was a whole ai gen’d story sequence on aco about a week ago that was relevant to this discussion. Picrel.
>>2045966not an aislop enjoyer but I’d fucking take it over all this random ragebait shit and offtopic shit
tfw too sad to goon
>>2047092
>>2042053I quite honestly wish I was a fag. Dudes are easier to cooperate with and way more simple when it comes to sex. Would be good to have a strong dude on your team that can help you deal with shit rather than someone who has a meltie over the most trivial shit so you have to come bail them out. Regrettably, however, the sensation of putting penis in vagina trumps all notions of rationality.
>>2042056>pearl status: death clutch
>>2041959This cunt is so fucking cringe. Cant wait to see her smeared on the pavement.
>>2047093They had one single job, cute bulge, and still they fucked it
>>2047118if you're thinking like that you already are
>>2041960>Character>They'll pick-me themselves into a hobby solely to sexualize it>the few women in cycling are always thai wives
>>2041998>>2042006Women will do the most retarded shit on cam as an excuse to show off their assets. It seems easy until you see someone who fails to do it.
>>2047985Remove the wh*te am*rican w*man from the pic I’m trying to get some of that horse pussy.odds of a cyclist catching up to a horse that’s running?
>>2048012
let me know if you want more.
>>2048012Uuuuoooohhh..... So sexy ..Cantilevers l...
>>2048014>>2048015now this is the kind of coomerism I can get behind, please no more middle aged botox ladies in spandex
>>2041959>Coomer Thread
>>2048014>>2048015>tr*athletes
>>2048015i love 2B and i love outfits that remind me of toobee. post more
>>2048015>>2048014fuck are these borat outfits
>>2048107>hairy legs
2048107KYS
>>2048108You have an unhealthy obsession with aerodynamics.
>>2048110Forget about aero, he just needs to cover this up. It's not sexy. It is like legs of a dog.
>>2048013wow she is prettyreally pleasant to look at
YOU AUTISTS ARE RUINING MY COOM THREAD WITH FAKE FUCKING MODELSSCHIZO SPERGING ABOUT WOMEN HATEHAIRY MEN WITH FUCKED UP RIGHT LEGSSOME GUY STROKING HIS DICK TO THE THOUGHT OF SICCING HIS IMAGINARY DOG ON IMAGINARY RAPISTSAND WORST OF ALL, REAL ACTUAL PROFESSIONAL CYCLIST LESBIANSi fucking hate ALL of you AUTISTS
I prefer bbw to fitness women to be honest, some of the pictures ITT straight up look like twinks bro, I need my women with soft thick thighs I can burry my dick in, not this tight man-ass shit, you're all closeted gay men that want a women (man) stronger than you to dominate you, that's gay bro.
>>2048125you are supposed to fuck a woman in the vagina, not in the thigh????and fat fucks cant wipe properly, which is dangerous for women as they arent engineered properly and can fart into their pussies
>>2048127>which is dangerous for women as they arent engineered properly and can fart into their pussiesGod just imagine the smell
>>2041959>tfw no muscular private pilot to fly me to Hawaii and s-ck each other offWhy live?
>>2045792you subhuman zoomer pieces of fag tranny shits have fucked up one of the last interesting forums on 4chan. there is nothing you vile subspecies ever contribute that is worth a shit to any thread accept to validate the fact how useless zoomers are to society in general. souless bastard children of moloc you are.
>>2048160>gay man posts a picture of a man cross-chaining on a BSO>reeeee trannies reeeeeseek help
is this /n/? why dont you disgusting pervert bastards go back to your perverted shit threads
>>2048160>there is nothing you vile subspecies ever contribute that is worth a shit to any threadThese threads are what (You) make them. Instead of posting females, you chose to confess to being a closeted faggot. :DD
>>2047985White women fuck horses. Also I went to a Horse place in Kentucky and watched how they "ride" the horses and immediately realized why white women are so into it. Literally a "sport" for coomers. From the "care" before and after of the horse all the way to how they "ride" the horse.
>>2048243and how do they?
>>2048244Go watch a video, coomer. It's amazing they even allow the sport when it's so blatantly just a sexual thrill for them.
>>2048245I don't want to, women are icky.
>>2048243Gooning is not cooming, incel
>>2048248whatever helps you sleep at night you animal fuckers, freak
>>2048122That's what you get for being a porn addicted jeetoid, retard.
>>2048247That fat assed horse makes me want to ride my bike more today so I dont beat my meat raw
>>2041967Bike shorts doujins unironically made me start biking as a hobby again after college. Thank you glorious nippon!!
>>2042814most /n/ and gayest post ever at the same time
>>2041968kek.I also often take a detour, if there's a nice ass riding in front of me. My personal fave: leggins, stretched over their max capacity, due to the bend down position and thus becoming very transparent, giving me a good view of her underwear.Also, the bent down position leads to some good downblouse from the other side.
>>2042765Bakuon had at least one doujin with Raimu, try there.
lol british people cant look at this thread unless they show their government their face id
You guys have horrible taste in women. There's like two attractive women in this entire thread
>>20500774Chan is bafflingly one of the few places you don't need an ID actually
>>2050634Post more then, homofaggot.
>>2042956Wrong.
This relationship only last 2 weeks. I met this girl at my friends kids BD. Our first date was a 10:30pm bike ride. She wanted a challenge and we biked our asses off on my favorite little trail that parallels a river. We rested on a park bench that over looks downtown. We I sparked a hand rolled joint and in that moment I was truly extremely happy. We rode back high AF and rented to my house for sex. She was Asian, incredibly soft and crazy. What a time to be alive.
Found this pic randomly online. I can instantly recognise the Sydney trains seat covers design pattern and the Luna Park entrance, so she’s crossing the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
>>2051043I'd move down under for her.
>>2051043Blue and yellow are a very popular colour combination in public transport, so the design pattern of the seats is very important for immediate recognition / city marketing for tourism.
>>2041980Nice. Good girl.
>>2051043Stockholm commuter reporting in
>>2042162I've become convinced over the years that Asian women have a genetic predisposition toward exhibitionism
>>2051232ToT
>>2050996Unf plap plap
>>2051043
>>2043468>>2045786braaap
>>2051883Why are they holding up traffic?
>>2051884do you not see the line of closely spaced cars as far as the eye can see?the cars are holding up traffic, the girls are going the same speed.
>>2051043fat
>>2042765>>2042766There are some Doujinshis. I used to collect them.
>>2048151I believe in your dreams anon
>>2051883>no helmets
>>2051883It's probably the depth of field or one of those camera terms but can I just say, women would look so much better if their asses weren't so grotesquely oversized. The rub here is that women's knees and thighs and calves and ankles are aesthetically superior due to the q angle, and yet the problem up above is the way the muscle and fat form around the iliac crest which is often far too flared. If science could make women where the femoral head were shaped for aesthetically optimized q angle but the ilium was properly restrained for a more reasonable waist to hip ratio I think we'd be on to something. Just need to have more innies on the labia majora and actually if we could just do away with the navel and seal that off for aerodynamics, that would be just great. Belly buttons are weird, who asked for that? In the ideal world there wouldn't actually be a vagina at all, just a nice smooth thigh gap, for it would smell much less offensive. Plus she probably can use a thinner chamois. While we're at it, no mouth, like in the matrix. Just pretty eyes and a cute nose and a perky ass. That's the ideal woman right there. Fertilization can be with a large hollow needle and then of course a C section, for you see I am not impractical, I just believe in aesthetics. She can poop and pee out of the same hole, that's why they used to call women birds. I am not a misogynist, if you're not convinced, I'd volunteer to have those modifications too. Aesthetics are the most important thing of all, even above practicality.
>>2042956Mizuryu Kei for anyone who cares.
>>2041959Freddie's got your back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
pretty sure the average age of 4chan posters has dropped to 15 compared to even 2 yrs ago
>>2041960BRRAap.
>>2051043Now that's a slampig if I ever saw one. Would plap and glak with zero remorse.
>>2052167Fat or not: I would
>>2041985just leave a title
I enjoy cooming to this influencershe also posts just pure non-bike thirst traps too now2jining or something
this one used to post a lot more bike stuff but she's basically a full on underwear model nowsovely_rider
iam_hsinhsin
>>2048020
>>2048031
>>2053963
>>2041959not a natural fabricshe is literally disrupting her hormones and will end up infertile
>>2052294its an AI image bro fuck u on about>>2053966god I love fake boobs
i faped 5 times today alreadyonly 2 first time was good, i feel raped by porn
>>2054052that's a solid point of view, but it is worth noting that not all synthetic materials contain toxic endochrine disrupting chemicals. as a precaution, however, it is best to avoid them similar to how someone might shop only usda verified foods even though that label may have been subject to underhanded deals or an oversight on the part of the producers and or federal officials.
>>2054439I stopped altogether because of that.I give myself one orgasm a week and my test levels and hornyness are through the roof for 6 days.It really helps with working out and riding tho.
>>2054858That doesn't actually do anything, your test levels are going to stay the same
>>2054439that girl in the middle is hideous and the slut in front has a huge overbite.They're all going to hit the wall hard at a young age. That webm is like 5 years old so those girls be worthless already
That’s a weird asss and i personally don’t like it so thank’s OP, i’m gay now
>>2048127Don't police where I put my weanus, karen
>>2051745nigger behavior
>>2042017Just get he an eBike lolThen you can struggle to keep up instead
>>2056771>girl in the middle is hideousshe's not a glorious amazon?
>>2054439>boomer: I still got it B)
through dick, unity
>>2045816t. Keyboard warrior
lol for some reason
>>2054439middle one looks like butthead from hit series "Beavis and Butthead" lmau
>>2052294Broken smoothness w/navel (doubles as cock chute) preferable somewhat, but only if thin-slitted like in illustrations
I made a thread inquiring how could I look like a yuppie to stop being harassed, and linked entirely work safe pics of the clothes and thread was stroked.Might have been some hints at shorts meat and news articles about outlines of shorts meat being and issue in cycling communities....
>>2045341
>>2054083They look real to me. Would suck either way.
>>2060616do you think she's aware that a camera is doing that?
>>2061542I mean yeah sometimes I feel that way when I see "sporting goods babes" posing their walled bodies next to some boomer golf club shit or whatever
Do you people not realize that the brap meme is just a meme? It smells horrible regardless of what they look like, if you've never told a woman to shower before he gets back in bed there's something wrong with you.
>>2063234What's the problem?
>>2063244Conductor we have a problem!
>>2063283
>>2045341>"Hotwife"never understood this boomer babble To Be Quite Honest,
>>2063412in certain boomer castes it was really important to have a wife that you could pass around to other men, that was how social and career advancement were accomplishedif that sounds bizarre and alien, I can only imagine the horror show shit that goes on these days.
>>2063445i know it's a swinger thing, i just dont see why they feel the need to concatenate "hot" and "wife". it just makes it seem that much more schizo. it hits the same way "fully and foreverially" used to
A lot of times I fantasize about having a fellow bike-riding gf. Whenever I see one of these girls who wears all spandex when she rides I imagine how it would be to be her bf and ask for the spandex suit after she rides so I can inhale it for hours.
>>2041967Man, look at the accuracy of the bike rendered on end.....incredible.
>>2063285I love her suspicious glare. I think I'm gonna coom!
>>2063244what an absolutely uninteresting control panel no wonder peasants drive trains
>>2063229imagine not enjoying the smell of girl p**p
>>2042017Get a tandem and drag her along. People figured this out 100 years ago.
>>2047118I've been thinking this since I was a kid. Being gay must be the greatest thing ever. I still love my beautiful wife though
>>2041981women ruin cycling, you can't relax, and they don't sincerely enjoy it, it's just another thing they do to have power over men
this thread has a severe lack of train girls
>>2068330if a man did that to a woman he'd be flayed alive
>>2068330it would be so fun to pants her
>>2053962
Any coomers watch female pro cycling? I love it. Combines fit women's bodies with awesome bikes. They all look so pretty in lycra. It would feel amazing to be a female pro cyclist.Question: why do female pro cyclists use such big handlebars? Do they not make handlebars in women's sizes? Or are women's bodies aerodynamically different because of the breasts?
>>2041960I don't think that's where the chamois pad is supposed to go
>>2041981I hear they're constantly sexually harassed if they ride alone, like guys will cut them off and force them off the road to hit on them
>>2042163This is what FOSTA/SESTA took from us. You can chart the decline of western men and the rise of hoeflation directly to the enforcement of digital porn laws
>>2053963the fuck is going on with those cleats
>>2072876As it should be
>>2072876Once they're too old this stops happening. I see a lot of silver haired lady cyclists around here but the younger ones are uncommon
>>2051259China banned porn, which incentivized the creation of a massive genre of "not porn" such as "exercise videos", "women's clothes reviews (totally for women bro)", etcIt also taught the younger generations how to work around technical restrictions like the great firewall, so a bunch of people who would have had no reason to be into "digital dissent" are now, effectively, cyber-outlaws and end up getting exposed to anticommunist foreign ideas and influences as a side effect of their coomerism
>>2072595>why do female pro cyclists use such big handlebars? Do they not make handlebars in women's sizes? Or are women's bodies aerodynamically different because of the breasts?The UCI just banned narrow handlebars due to "aero cheating" autism https://www.cyclingweekly.com/products/the-uci-is-banning-handlebars-narrower-than-400mm-heres-why-i-think-its-a-bad-idea
>>2045341Tbf that same outfit+pose would look like shit on any woman
>>2070095>look at girl>omg what are you looking at creep?>pervert!>white knights materialize out of nowhere
>>2074757Are the white knights in the train with us uwu?
>>2074737I was never really one to join the UCI bashing, you have to have rules to make it a sport, but this is a bit extreme isn't it? "Aero cheating"?
>>2075007They're even disqualifying people for the way they rest their hands on the barshttps://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/jan-willem-van-schip-disqualified-again-for-breaking-uci-forearm-position-rules
>>2075008That one I sort of get, the superman tuck too, as cool as it was to watch, those moves are dangerous, you have to draw the line somewhereBut banning smaller-framed people from having smaller bars is absurd, it should be based on your measured shoulder width or something
>>2048112Based and true.
>>2048122>SOME GUY STROKING HIS DICK TO THE THOUGHT OFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY-g1ChfK3E
>>2068329Lesbian Train Molesters is better than Dr. Shavagio.
>>2061613
No phone calls on the train! >.<;
>>207552845 year old asian>>206154225 year old american
I hve no foreskin amd I must coomTransportationally speaking
>>2075593tramakes,,,me cringe,,,still.
Is a coomer thread on a transportation board stolen valor?
>>2075654I must believe that some couple created this as a work of fiction. This doesn't happen in real life, right? If I tried this IRL I'd get sprayed with mace rather than hand sanitizer right?...right?
>>2075655I had a hot black chick sit on my lap on a city bus once. It almost threatened my racism but I am strong.
>>2075655there are female chikan too anonI was on the subway in Hong KongStanding behind a qt3.14Caught eye contact with her in the windowShe smiledI winkedWith her eyes and smile locked on meShe backed up a stepShe start rubbing her ass on my crotchSwaying side to side with the train motionAt her stop she turned, waved, and blew me a kissThen she giggled when I had to cover my erection with a shopping bag
>>2075640 #Gooning is a human right, everywhere.>>2075701 #Nigresses are quite forward. Did she ask first?
>>2075655Of course it's staged. She's looking at the camera and not at the person holding the camera.>thread is over 1 year olddead board is dead
>>2072595I don't think breasts and butt are aero. Then again, I heard some pro got DQ'd because he had water bottles on his chest or something and it made him more aero
>>2075727Which anime was this?
I just love riding the train
keep postingqobqihmu
>>2076689
>>2076689I’ll try to post some more.
>>2076689I also have some from my sports folder that are transportation related.
>>2076689Some more butt
>>2076689I hope none of these are reposts from this same thread.
>>2076689This is my last one I think. Do people even roller skate anymore?
>>2077216Oh wait, I have one more. I saved the best for last.
>>2077217God I wish I was her
>>2077223I wish I was her bike
>>2077223That's a man
>>2042005>hey anon time to take a pic of me for IG>ugh im so tired can we just do 10 miles today?>strava? uhh i ride for fun.. and picturesWomen can't do a sport truthfully. it's always performative. always. even before the term existed.
>>2054439I do that on weekends
more trains
>>2077223>her
>>2078019He doesn't even try to hide his gross voice it pisses me off
>>2078039It's kind of cute though, it doesn't work if she actually looks like a dude but with a face and body like that it's more like a little extra spice. Wabi sabi.
>>2078019"And then you stare at the camera and we upload it""why?""so lonely men will look at you and fall in love""Omg i get to be an object of lustful obsession? hit record!!! xD"
>>2077212An adult woman buying a bib and then specifically goes for the most revealing one because she thinks she's all that. How do people find this attractive? Literally choosing to whore out doing a sport.
>>2078675All women are whores though
>>2077216How is it that her skates perfectly match the iOS emoji
>>2077216You guys would like White Rock Lake in Dallas by the way. It’s actually a fantastic scene for a lot of the things people itt doubt happen. About 10 miles of smooth asphalt around a nice lake in the old money part of town. See and be seen and everything from casual to triathlete marathons to training for Olympics and Tour de France etc. No shortage of talented and beautiful people out there, great for a jog or bike.
>>2077216is the shoe part of the skate why is there a heel on it
>>2042017depends of the gf tho.speaking from experience, if she's a normie basic chick, then yeah, she's typically more annoying than worth it.but if you've never had a gf, the first few months/years will be very exciting, later on, you'll get over the lovey dovey comfort bullshit and you'll want a better chick, a smarter and less annoying one or no chick at all, just pump and dump.>>2042053you're mostly correct, I can tell you've seen that most women aren't actually worth hanging out with. this all comes to men after some time when they get over the initial excitement of having a woman. when the red-tinted glasses fall away with time, you being to see that most women are simply too basic and boring (just like most men; modern society in general). there are gems but are rare.
>>2060616reminds me of the flood of AI bike memes we had in /sfg/, all because of one (1) photo of a lady biking along the road to the Starship pad
>>2077213classic. some cousins had a poster of an all nude start of a bike race, probably from the same era.
>>2081184it's almost certainly the fold-out from the Queen "Bicycle" record. google it .
>>2081192indeed it was!this whole thread, and nobody has talked about "the area", the exposed part of the back you get from shirt riding up and normal pants riding down when bent forward riding a bike. Closest is this:>>2042955
