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    >Anon, your dad keeps slapping my ass and yells out "pony wears the saddle, pony pulls the cart!"
    >Then your dad called me fat and grabbed my paunch and made oink oink noises
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    >>43674061
    good
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    Twilight... my dad's been dead for years. Who's been touching you?
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    >>43674090
    Equestia is afterlife, Anon
    >>43674061
    how the fuck did you manage to teach him English (Equish, whatever...)
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    >>43674061
    wtf? I didn't know my dad was this based
    well, hope you guys have fun while I'm on my date with Dashie
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    >>43674090
    IT WAS I, DISCORD!
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    >>43674061
    I don't have a father
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    >>43674209
    >how the fuck did you manage to teach him English (Equish, whatever...)
    There are no language barriers in Equestria, everyone can understand each other perfectly
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    >>43674233
    can ponies read the Voynich manuscript?
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    >>43674243
    No, that only applies to the spoken language
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    >>43674251
    >encrypt communication by writing in [not English]
    how the hell are Princesses gonna spy on us now?
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    I didn't know sexually harassing ponies was a heritable trait...
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    >>43674243
    >Forgot this thing existed
    I like me olde arcane buk about plants and shiet. It's pretty cool.
    Maybe I should write a codex about mares in a language that's mostly made up of me miss hearing a completely different language and let it shelf warm for a couple hundred years. Nobody would know what I meant by "I love mares, they're cute"
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    >>43674061
    Bull fucking shit, Twilight. My dad isn't this based.
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    >>43674307
    >after 500 years, scholars of the future have finally made a breakthrough in translating the ancient manuscript
    >the only words deciphered so far appear to be about the author’s fondness for his equine companions, painting a picture into daily life for these people
    >translating the sole passage is debated by experts, but the general consensus seems to be that it, more or less, says something akin to “the horses are cute today”
    >what this means remains to be ascertained
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    >>43674223
    Fluttershy won't be happy when she hears about that
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    >>43674713
    To be fair Fluttershy probably knows that Discord regularly harasses Twilight given it happens multiple times in the show.
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    While on the subject of equestrian language, what measurement system would ponies use? Do they measure in "hooves" like we would measure in "feet"? Did ancient builders use the pony equivalent of a cubit (from the elbow to the end of the fingers)?
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