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Everyone is well aware of estrus season when a mare is in heat and wants to sex all the time, but what about afterwards, in the diestrus period, when her body is producing progesterone and she fiercely refuses sex for like, three weeks?
She'd kick the shit out of you if you tried. And this applies to all ponies because of how their anatomy works. If they have an estrus, they must have a diestrus when it ends.
It's one of the less glamorous things about pony sex/love life that I almost never see mentioned.
Would it upset you that your wife is almost completely cold and closed off during this time every year? Would you respect it?
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>>43667970
I'm not a perverted faggot that wants sex every waking second. Any normal anon should feel the same and respect his mare.
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Finally, a break from all the sex I'd clearly be having.
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>>43667970
Is she still expecting constant attention? I think I'd be cool with a three weeks of me time after a straight week of sex.
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>>43667970
No mare could tempt me anyways, so it really doesn't matter.
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>>43667970
That's still better than real life women who don't want sex 98% of the time.
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>>43667970
I don't mind, I'd imagine stallions would have the same thing or not.
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>>43668018
Do you not know anything about horses? Stallions are always ready to fuck. They can get hard just by looking at a mare.
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>>43668048
Wow... he's just like me...
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>>43668055
Yes, nigga. Humans are the same way, most male mammals are constantly available for sex.
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>>43668063
Yeah, but women don't have estrus.
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>>43668364
>he doesn't know that the phase leading up to their period is the most lustful time of the month for them
>he doesn't know about how much heat the early impregnation stages can generate
The fools and their lack of knowledge.
Mares aren't just magical creatures that exist outside of the normal realm of female biology, they're simply a more refined version of it.
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>>43667970
I mean, human women treat me that way all the time, so sure. Whatever. I’m used to it.
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>>43667970
>in the diestrus period, when her body is producing progesterone and she fiercely refuses sex for like, three weeks
how accurate is this, and how much of it would actually apply to talking cartoon ponies that have all sorts of spells and magic to cure what ails 'em?

can my talking pone waifu never get horny in diestrus? like, is it actually impossible for her to?
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>>43669375
>human woman fucker
No wonder this board is so shit
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>>43667970
>Would it upset you that your wife is almost completely cold and closed off during this time every year? Would you respect it?
how cold and closed off are we talking? if it's just no sex for that time then I'd be fine with it, but if it goes so far as her not even wanting to cuddle then I'd probably be pretty depressed for those weeks
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>>43667970
Sounds like banging coltbussy for a few weeks.
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>>43668009
Pretty much this
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>>43667970
I think mares would still like cuddling and kisses in diestrus, she would probably respect your needs and let you fap while caressing her and kissing her all over, just don't mess with her marebits too much. Maybe she'd suck your dick too if she enjoys doing that.
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>>43669509
Why would they? Besides, if they can "cure" diestrus why wouldn't they "cure" estrus?
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>>43669509
fucking is probably hard because they all are featureless down there
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>>43670550
In the Peppa Pig cartoon, Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig are Peppa and George's parents. They don't need to show pigs fucking for kids to understand what parents are.
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>>43667981
Griffon claws typed this post.
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>>43667970
Shouldn't be a problem for me, i'll fly to a isolated area of Equestria as a pegasus and hopefully the most horniest pegasus mare doesn't find me and i'll have a grand ol' time alone for the time being.
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>>43667970
Nigga, by the time estrus is over you'll be begging for a few weeks off.
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>>43670795
>/ptfg/ that wants to cheat on his marewife
why am I not surprised?
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>>43672483
>/AiE/ can't read sentences
Never implied anything like what you said but you do that plenty.
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>>43672483
nowhere does he say he is married or have a love interest anon u need ur eyes checked asap
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>>43669375
>he doesn't know that the phase leading up to their period is the most lustful time of the month for them
yeah, nigga, don't you know where you are?
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>>43667970
Does it matter? At the end of the day there are periods where me and my waifu will make pony foals and on other days my waifu will teach me how to use magic with my unicorn horn as unicorn families do.
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