[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
▼ Settings Mobile Home
4chan
/mlp/ - Pony
Return Catalog Bottom Refresh
Name
Spoiler?[]
Options
Comment
Flag



Gimmicks


PEE text
My Bans
Verification
File[]
    08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
    05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
    10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
    [Hide] [Show All]
    [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom]
    Anonymous
     No.43663442
    File: Mauds proposal.png (527 KB, 941x1385)
    527 KB PNG
    Ponies can sense that you’re a pure virgin.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663452
     No.43663452
    >>43663442
    And yet OP sucks cocks 24/7, curious.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663609
     No.43663609
    >>43663442
    They can smell that you fapped. They can smell your sexual frustration.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663611
     No.43663611
    >>43663609
    What happens if I fap infront of a pony?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663614
     No.43663614
    >>43663611
    >rape
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663617
     No.43663617
    >>43663442
    >>43663609
    Are unicorns naturally better at it? You know, with them only approaching virgins and all that
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663618
     No.43663618
    >>43663442
    piss off i'm hermitmaxxing to be the best neet wizard
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663630
     No.43663630
    >>43663609
    They can also tell which pony you clopped to based on scent.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663632
     No.43663632
    >>43663614
    I don't consent to that
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663636
     No.43663636
    >>43663452
    screencapped your epic post for r/funnychan
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663641
     No.43663641
    >>43663636
    now, now OP take that horsecock out of your mouth before speaking.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663649
     No.43663649
    >>43663630
    >"Wow Anon, you smell like [...], you have hots for Rose, don't you? Can't blame you."
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663760
     No.43663760
    >>43663442
    Maud is asking nicely, but be aware that this isn't an offer, it's picking the easy way or the hard way.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663762
     No.43663762
    >>43663442
    I'm not Mudbriar.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663830
     No.43663830
    >>43663617
    Unicorns would just congregate around you and try to preserve your virginity.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663839
     No.43663839
    >>43663617
    >>43663830
    What about Alicorns?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663860
     No.43663860
    File: 1756483735494096.png (42 KB, 1900x1664)
    42 KB PNG
    >>43663830
    Pegasi just rape you
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663862
     No.43663862
    >>43663830
    I doubt Amethyst and Lyra wouldn't actually try to take it...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663867
     No.43663867
    >>43663860
    Pegasi are genuine menaces. Never relax around a winger.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663952
     No.43663952
    File: 870207.jpg (168 KB, 1023x804)
    168 KB JPG
    >>43663867
    Oh no no no haha
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664481
     No.43664481
    >>43663762
    kys
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664494
     No.43664494
    >>43664481
    your thread is shit.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664499
     No.43664499
    I just wanted to mention that I find it cool how Pegasus, the original, was born from the blood of slain Medusa.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664505
     No.43664505
    File: spiketrash.png (519 KB, 1280x720)
    519 KB PNG
    >>43663609
    Damn poor Spike..
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664506
     No.43664506
    >>43664499
    >The pegasus was born from a woman
    So THAT'S why they're so obsessed with sex!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664588
     No.43664588
    >>43664506
    Pegasi are not obsessed with sex. That's just an old stereotype. The rape rates between all types of ponies are roughly the same on average, so you can lower your guard around us.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664598
     No.43664598
    >>43664499
    Never knew that bit of lore
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664765
     No.43664765
    >>43664588
    You will NEVER corner me in a dressing room, Spitfire!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664771
     No.43664771
    >>43664765
    You're trans? Good on you, sister.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666220
     No.43666220
    >>43664494
    kys
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666253
     No.43666253
    File: 1521679991804.png (449 KB, 1133x1628)
    449 KB PNG
    >>43664588
    >us
    suspicious
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666928
     No.43666928
    >>43663630
    So I smell like 100 mares
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43669019
     No.43669019
    >>43666928
    same
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669412
     No.43669412
    >>43663630
    >walk around town smelling like every mare in town
    I wonder if it's weird them out or turn them on.
    It'd be funny either way.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43670397
     No.43670397
    >>43664499
    Its weird if you go down a timeline of equine related things in Greek myth:
    >Poseidon created horses
    >maneating horses helped guard a Greek king
    >unicorns and the whole virgin purity thing
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43670405
     No.43670405
    >>43663442
    I'm going to be a hermit as a pegasus so i'll be isolated from everypony else unless if a pegasus mare is dedicated to marrying me but what can you do at that point?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43670623
     No.43670623
    File: 1639052279628.jpg (147 KB, 736x552)
    147 KB JPG
    >>43664499
    Loki is Sleipnir's mother. I don't think any mythological horse had a regular foalhood.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43671525
     No.43671525
    >>43670623
    Pretty horsie
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43672924
     No.43672924
    >>43670405
    you're going to stay a human
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43672936
     No.43672936
    >>43672924
    Nah, i'm going to Equestria as a stallion ^:)
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673015
     No.43673015
    >>43672936
    Me too
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673032
     No.43673032
    >>43672936
    >>43672924
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673048
     No.43673048
    >>43672936
    As a mule*
    FTFY
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673054
     No.43673054
    >>43672936
    hi just so you know the guy you're dueling with is an argentinian from the sharty named norre who has a fetish for cucking princess cadance
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673055
     No.43673055
    >>43673048
    That's what >>43672924 is going as.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673060
     No.43673060
    >>43673054
    oh god, i'll just ignore him then. thanks for telling me.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673065
     No.43673065
    >>43673055
    No. He's going as a goldfish.
    >B-b-b-but
    Goldfish.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673133
     No.43673133
    >>43663442
    Virginity is cool, remain pure.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673153
     No.43673153
    Anon, you're going as a SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON
    >b-b-but
    SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON
    Except Jumbo Don, he's not going even as a skeleton.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43674735
     No.43674735
    >>43673153
    >SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON
    desu I was actually thinking of making an >OC where Anon is effectively undead
    imagine the deadpan expression when he delivers your standard 4chan humor to p0nies
    BTC
    bc1qtm4rep7kyp2p28hlkfktpnd0j7uew47vnt2mev
    LTC
    ltc1q9xlaysse0mpfwf025esd69kt9zu3md22gh23du
    ETH
    0x6abA18D203520c8F90ca63eE7426a7bC345D98e6
    SOL
    E5ekoiauCR8yiNp451dmuPzhUxo84P5x3m9WJBK5kxZe
    XRP
    r3jYXNdMk2Vz5hXhKCKE9re8uz93JQFG1r
    DOGE
    DSBq5jRWkiwmEh1G7zBwmQDgRkvRr61fmb
    XMR
    85CTwq5wGjWZw5GgzgwZPrHyZxpLXMK5oZSSSk5j4x9w1bpqzisaWAUZYaAPfh6rP2MZJcaFqF1XmEzkw6YCqJSS2Txu6Z8
    [Return] [Catalog] [Top]
    Legal · Terms of Service · Privacy Policy · [email protected]
    Post a Reply
    Return Catalog Top Refresh
    Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
    [Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

    [Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

    All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.