>I got a real knee slapper for ya partner. You ready? What do you get when you cross a mentally ill farmgirl with a society that under-appreciates and treats her like trash?
>>43661412>a society that under-appreciates and treats her like trash?DYEWTS?
>>43661412Why is Applejack such a marecel?
>>43661412She never said this.
Cancer?
>>43661420Anon it's just a joke. Let's hear her out.>>43661412What do you get, Applejack?
Strawberry Sunrise?
>>43661412SEX WITH APPLECLOWN
>>43661439>Why is Applejack such a marecel?As the Element of Honesty she just can't fancy-talk her way into relationship without mentioning what she REALLY wants out of it thankfully there's somehuman in town that can help her
>>43661439Works all day and doesn't have time to date Has to hear Rarity talk about the latest stallion that took her outEven Pinkie talks about the weird sex things she gets up to Has to take care of grandmother and hyperactive sister while brother is busy slutting it up around townBeing AJ is suffering
>>43661471big mac is not a slut
>>43661503>t. Big Mac
>>43661503He is, but it's hardly his fault.Can only be one 'biggest stallion in ponyvile' and he landed the job.
>>43661470>Get into a conversation with mare>"Ah want a load ah children, ah weddin ring, and ah hand tah help round the farm."I feel like that'd just speed up the process.
>>43662583sounds too good to be true desu
>>43661448Youre so going to hell for saying that.
>>43662580>gay coomer headcanon Yawn
>>43661471Big Mac only fucks sheep and his cousin
>>43661439I don't think she'd be that interested in a relationship honestly
>>43667112That's not true. I was at the golden oaks library, and I saw her borrow a lovey dovey romance novel. It's true, I was there, and I saw it.
>>43661412But the Apple family is canonically one of the richest in Ponyville if Filthy Rich of all people sells their products.
>”Ya get what you buckin’ deserve!”>*kicks you to the stratosphere*
