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    Anonymous
    "hi"     No.43660518
    File: new chapter.gif (1.59 MB, 3766x2480)
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    "hi"  No.43660518
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660519
     No.43660519
    >rape
    and then
    >more rape
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660522
     No.43660522
    >>43660518
    Welcome back
    still remember smiling at the ads on this board thanks to you
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660524
     No.43660524
    >>43660518
    AMRE
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660525
     No.43660525
    File: rape.png (99 KB, 2825x1860)
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    >>43660519
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660526
     No.43660526
    >>43660519
    /mlp/ is healing...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660533
     No.43660533
    >>43660525
    >raping blindfolded
    Uhh. I'll take it
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660537
     No.43660537
    File: ooglemarry.png (39 KB, 577x538)
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    >>43660518
    AWOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH THIS MARE UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660557
     No.43660557
    >>43660533
    you check if you have a blindfold equipped
    >>43660522
    thanks so much anon
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660561
     No.43660561
    >>43660557
    Use the z-word to try and see if a zebra comes rescue me
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660565
     No.43660565
    >>43660557
    >1 BTC
    transfer it to EQB (Equestrian Bit)
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660646
     No.43660646
    File: BEGGARS.png (274 KB, 1400x1200)
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    >>43660561
    you roar the word, "ZIGGER!"
    -1 z word pass +1 hayburger crown
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660661
     No.43660661
    >>43660646
    What's the thing between the bitcoin and the Z-word pass? A wallet?
    Give wallet to mare
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660676
     No.43660676
    >>43660646
    feed hayburger crown to derpy
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660717
     No.43660717
    >>43660565
    you exchanged the found in raid physical bitcoin for 1000 bits. the desk mare smelled really nice.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660719
     No.43660719
    >>43660717
    Ask desk mare out on a date (autistically)
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660720
     No.43660720
    >>43660717
    >Anon has to get on his knees because he's too tall
    Kek
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660724
     No.43660724
    >>43660676
    oh and uh this happens off screen
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660757
     No.43660757
    >>43660661
    do you say anything profound when doing so or nah?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660785
     No.43660785
    what do I ask her? she looks so cute plz help.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660790
     No.43660790
    >>43660719
    anon gets nervous from autism debuff and asks a thread for help on what he should exactly say.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660845
     No.43660845
    >>43660790
    >you pretty
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660850
     No.43660850
    >>43660790
    Your smile could brighten the everfree forest
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660854
     No.43660854
    >>43660790
    I really like your mane
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660908
     No.43660908
    File: raygun.png (702 KB, 1400x1200)
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    >>43660850
    >"your smile co-"
    >"well, could you get the fuck out of the line if you're done"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660913
     No.43660913
    File: BottleSmack.png (7 KB, 600x600)
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    >>43660908
    call the STRONGEST mare he knows and tell her someone was mean
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660919
     No.43660919
    >>43660908
    I sneakily tear up some pages of Catcher in the Rye in my inventory and pretend it's weed.
    And then I scream:
    MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN THERE'S MARIJUANA AROUND HERE
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660953
     No.43660953
    >>43660919
    Ronald is disgusted and pulls a knife out.
    What do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660970
     No.43660970
    >>43660953
    I take my shirt off and throw it at Reagan to confuse him, when he tries to get it off...
    Boom.
    Discombobulate.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43661147
     No.43661147
    gunna take a break for the day fags.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661749
     No.43661749
    >>43660953
    He'll attempt wild haymaker...
    Discombobulate.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43662526
     No.43662526
    >>43661147
    ok
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43662806
     No.43662806
    File: discumbobulate.gif (2.97 MB, 2200x1500)
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    >>43660970
    >>43661749
    you killed Ronald Reagan which impressed Jody Fauster.
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43662842
     No.43662842
    >>43662806
    I put the shirt on as quickly as possible so nobody sees my acne infested man tiddies
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43662926
     No.43662926
    File: seizure.png (135 KB, 800x600)
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    >>43662842
    it's so over bros....
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43662938
     No.43662938
    >>43662926
    Grab Reagan's knife and store it in my inventory
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43662988
     No.43662988
    File: CSGOlotto.png (181 KB, 1400x1200)
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    >>43662938
    you dropped an enchanted butter sword and he swaps it with his knife.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663004
     No.43663004
    >>43662988
    >Case + Key
    Gambling time...
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43663015
     No.43663015
    >>43663004
    dubs and up decides the microtransaction gives.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663017
     No.43663017
    Rolled 45 (1d100)

    >>43663015
    I get a fleshlight
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663115
     No.43663115
    >>43663015
    Two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663495
     No.43663495
    >>43663015
    deez nuts
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663673
     No.43663673
    >>43663015
    A rope...
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43663693
     No.43663693
    >>43663017
    >>43663115
    as to avoid total thread death, T-Martin use his admin tools to rig the rng.
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663718
     No.43663718
    >>43663693
    Make a bigger hole in the fleshlight using the knife, stare directly at desk mare and say "heh... they never fit..." and then wink
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43663919
     No.43663919
    >>43663718
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663927
     No.43663927
    >>43663919
    Is desk mare braindead?
    *Snaps my fingers in front of her*
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663928
     No.43663928
    >>43663919
    Try to hit a cool pose, fail miserably and ask her if she would like to grab a coffee after work.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43664024
     No.43664024
    File: see hale.gif (84 KB, 1400x1200)
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    >>43663928
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43664063
     No.43664063
    >>43664024
    you know have a date tomorrow what do you do to prepare?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664161
     No.43664161
    >>43664063
    I use hair remover on my balls and ass.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664165
     No.43664165
    >>43664063
    I also apply hair gel to my bald head to get it to shine some more!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664191
     No.43664191
    >>43664063
    Polish my head using professional car detailing equipment
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664399
     No.43664399
    >>43664063
    keep endlessly going through worst case scenarios in my head
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43664576
     No.43664576
    >>43664161
    >>43664165
    >>43664191
    >>43664399
    you think about all the 3 million multiverses in which this date happens in...
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43664585
     No.43664585
    >>43664576
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43665689
     No.43665689
    >>43664585
    B
    I want to know more about the mare behind the desk
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666264
     No.43666264
    >>43665689
    Seconding
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43666308
     No.43666308
    File: mareyap.gif (104 KB, 800x567)
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    >>43665689
    >>43666264
    >"I work at that little desk everyday because my father wanted me to do better than he could when he was a little colt. He told me how hard providing for mom was when... well, things were hard for him."
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43666356
     No.43666356
    >>43666308
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666505
     No.43666505
    >>43660518
    Down... Set.... Jabba the hutt hutt hutt!
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43666565
     No.43666565
    >>43666505
    would you really anon...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666574
     No.43666574
    >>43666565
    We're down 3 points Anon! If you don't make this field goal Chicago will riot for weeks! Our fate is in your feet now go out there and punt that pony!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666588
     No.43666588
    >>43666356
    >finally get mare on a date
    >no one has any fucking clue what to do with her
    I've seen this before.
    Don't you cave-dwelling fucks read greens at least? DO something. Or she's gonna tell all her little mare friends that yous a whack ass bitch nigga.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666605
     No.43666605
    >>43666356
    >>43666588
    I'm a snoy what the fuck is an "A" button???
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666609
     No.43666609
    >>43666356
    Y. Dropping the spaghetti is unavoidable in the long run, better to get it out of the way quick.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666610
     No.43666610
    >>43666356
    >A
    I want this cutie to trauma dump on me.
    Also check my posture.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666751
     No.43666751
    >>43666744
    Anon's so fucked
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666766
     No.43666766
    >>43666610
    Seconding.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43666771
     No.43666771
    >>43666609
    >>43666610
    >"My mother died when I was a newborn foal. Given my father was a poor farmhand, there wasn't enough bits to afford to care for us both. I hope you don't have to experience something like that..."
    >Thanks, you too.
    you posture a cool pose on the table, completely mogging her as you spill the spaghetti.
    (typing on a digital keyboard with an art pen is finicky)
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666783
     No.43666783
    >>43666771
    kek, great drawing
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43666893
     No.43666893
    >>43666771
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666972
     No.43666972
    >>43666893
    Gotta learn necromancy and resurrect her mom later.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667081
     No.43667081
    >>43666893
    Im a little scared of that
    >
    in option B. Is this a [Glass Him] moment and we're about to toss an Xbox at her?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667115
     No.43667115
    >>43666893
    I'm too scared to reveal personal details, let's just order some food.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43667135
     No.43667135
    >>43667081
    consoletation.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667266
     No.43667266
    >>43666893
    All this spaghetti has made me hungry
    >X
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43667437
     No.43667437
    >>43667266
    >>43667115
    >"this place has good flowers and hayburgers... what are you gunna get?"
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667527
     No.43667527
    Reminder that hay does not mix with human digestive systems.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43667553
     No.43667553
    >>43667527
    shush
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667555
     No.43667555
    >>43667437
    Order the hayburger to silence this >>43667527 neighsayer
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667562
     No.43667562
    >>43667437
    >>43667555
    Yes but order it with a side of meat from the buffalo lands. And can they put the hay on the side. And can they cut the burger in half. And can they put two of those little sticks to hold all the contents together in, one for each side.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667592
     No.43667592
    File: 1761318722888444.jpg (1.52 MB, 3359x4096)
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    >>43667527
    I had a hayburger at mare fair 1
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669069
     No.43669069
    >>43667437
    Hayburger. As long as we don't vomit it up directly into her lap, we should be fine.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43669146
     No.43669146
    >>43669069
    :)
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43669191
     No.43669191
    >>43667555
    >>43667562
    >>43667592
    >>43669069
    a overworked stallion tending tables brings both of your orders.
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669298
     No.43669298
    >>43669191
    Examine both burgers, compliment hers.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669301
     No.43669301
    >>43669191
    Eat burger, but do it in a classy way, like cutting it in half first.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669441
     No.43669441
    >>43669298
    but for what purpose do we compliment hers, anon?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669464
     No.43669464
    >>43669441
    We tell her she's got nice buns, duh.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669616
     No.43669616
    >>43669301
    What if that's too posh anon?
    >>43669464
    We haven't even got to know her, slow down! We need to just eat this burger and get to know her.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669624
     No.43669624
    >>43669191
    Can we switch burgers?
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43669637
     No.43669637
    >>43669298
    >>43669301
    >>43669624
    work posting atm, so are we examining or eating the borger?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669638
     No.43669638
    >>43669637
    >examine borger
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669661
     No.43669661
    >>43669637
    We are examining it with our mouth
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669693
     No.43669693
    >>43669637
    Examine her burger while munching ours
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669934
     No.43669934
    >>43669637
    Switch burgers. We have to make sure they're even!!!
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43670022
     No.43670022
    >>43669638
    >>43669661
    >>43669693
    >>43669934
    fine, I'll do all of these... you bunch of fucking little shids...
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43670036
     No.43670036
    when I get home, you'll reach across the table, compare and contrast the two to ensure they are "even," and then give eat the borgers.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43670538
     No.43670538
    >>43670036
    you leap across the table to inspect the two hayburgers, to be sure they are... even. They seem to be of decent sanitary quality. one feels really heavy however. And you swear you've been hearing a beeping noise coming from it.
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43670627
     No.43670627
    >>43670538
    Give mare the heavier beepy one. We're a gentleman after all!
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43670880
     No.43670880
    >>43670538
    Eat the beeping burger. I'm sure nothing bad is going to happen.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43670886
     No.43670886
    >>43670538
    Peek inside the beeper.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43672287
     No.43672287
    bump
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43672317
     No.43672317
    I didn't have time to finish the next scene, keep thread bumped plz.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43672377
     No.43672377
    >>43670538
    Beep back at the fucker.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673130
     No.43673130
    >>43670538
    Eat the burger. It will stop the beeping.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43673186
     No.43673186
    >>43670538
    Feed her both burgers
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43674341
     No.43674341
    >>43670627
    >>43673186
    she goes to eat the burger and an explosion emits from it. You are now in a very awkward position.
    wat do with terminatemare?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43674372
     No.43674372
    File: AAA.png (419 KB, 1123x1080)
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    >>43674341
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43674446
     No.43674446
    >>43674341
    I say that I need to use the restroom and make a dash to escape
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43675026
     No.43675026
    >>43674341
    >>43666771
    If your mom died why didn't you just plug her back in? You silly robot mare.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43675404
     No.43675404
    >>43674446
    you need to get away, you need to make a dash to the bathroom. you find an empty stall and boldly hunker down. after a few seconds, you hear magic fire erupt, interrupting the mundane soft chatter a restaurant always comforts.
    wat do?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43675428
     No.43675428
    >>43675404
    peek through the funny hole
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43675447
     No.43675447
    File: psst.png (264 KB, 800x567)
    264 KB PNG
    >>43675428
    >"hey stranger, whatchya buyin?"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43675448
     No.43675448
    >>43675447
    >I'm trying to impress a termarenator. Got anything for that?
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43675481
     No.43675481
    >>43675448
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43675568
     No.43675568
    >>43675481
    give me the shotgun, I'm sure the termarenator would love it.
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