I LOVE MY WIFE AAAAAAAAAAA

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>>43621310 >>43667510

>Sunset Shimmer, the worst bully in school yells at you that she's not mean with an expression like she's a second away from beating you with hammers
how do you respond?

>>43621289
>"C'mon Shimmy, quit playing like you weren't about to do something mean, you're so cute when you're mean"
Gotta get the Shim extra pissed off.

Damn I can't believe the boomare sunset thread died, I will post updates here instead

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>>43621891 >>43623309 >>43659973

>>43621310

>>43621767
>"Shimmy I'm sorry I said what I said, please don't smash my nuts with that thing, please!"

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>>43621867

>>43621709
Post a link.

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>>43622533

>>43621891
Don't worry anon they think geldings are cute in the human world

>>43622470
:blobsweat:

Shimmy pls

>>43622410
Here
>>43541695

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>>43623437 >>43642914

>>43621709
>post updates here instead
yes, pls do eet
and, honestly, I don't think anyone will object if you just repost the whole green in here, too, when you do have another update ready. it's not that long, and it'll help new anons catch up with everything so far.
also, if you haven't done it already, i'd like to humbly request that you write in a part where she eats fries out of anon's open palm like a horse
>>43621767
I know it's a magical little girl show and all, but I always thought it was kind of silly how she holds the sledgehammer up over her head like that. bitch, those are heavy

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>>43623482 >>43623493

>>43623309
>I know it's a magical little girl show and all, but I always thought it was kind of silly how she holds the sledgehammer up over her head like that. bitch, those are heavy
Anon, they deliberately draw attention to how heavy it is a few moments later. They're establishing that Sunset would win in a physical confrontation immediately before she turns it into a physical confrontation. I mean, look at how big the thing she's threatening to destroy is as well.
You're supposed to understand that even though there are six of them against Sunset and two children, it's Sunset that's the intimidating force in this scenario. Same as how as soon as Sunset lays hands on Twilight it's a shot of her getting dragged away with a look of terror while Twilight clinging to her foot is just a mild impediment that she doesn't even look back to address. In the logic of a children's cartoon, you're meant to understand that Sunset is the monster and Twilight is the plucky child protagonist.

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>>43623437
Like they need you to be on the same page as them for these shots. So how do you have the cartoon monster show that it's intimidating? Have it smash something or wave around something heavy, maybe add some sfx.

>>43623437
I just think the whole scene is kind of silly
>look at how big the thing she's threatening to destroy is as well
that's actually another good point. how is she gonna destroy the whole statue? and with just a sledgehammer too. wouldn't that take hours
>she's just destroying the portal part
the hammer would just end up in Equestria then, wouldn't it? it's magic glass that hides a portal

and, yeah, I get that she's a force and all, logic of a children's cartoon, whatever. I still don't think she'd have the physical strength to actually lift it up over her head, and hold it, like that. you'd need Bulk Biceps muscles for that.

where did she even get the sledgehammer? was she hiding it behind the statue, was that always gonna be her back up plan? granted, I haven't seen fucking EqG since 2013 or whenever the fuck

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>>43623554 >>43623804

>>43623493
>that's actually another good point. how is she gonna destroy the whole statue? and with just a sledgehammer too. wouldn't that take hours
No, because she's a magical horse. That's the point of the shot anon. You're looking at the show spell it out with even the slightest veneer of subtly and then refusing to engage with the text.
>and, yeah, I get that she's a force and all, logic of a children's cartoon, whatever. I still don't think she'd have the physical strength to actually lift it up over her head, and hold it, like that. you'd need Bulk Biceps muscles for that.
Anon, they directly contrast her with fucking Nightmare Moon later in the same scene. You're supposed to read this part as "Sunset Shimmer is threatening to destroy a cubic meter of marble".
Also I hate to break it to you but you're a skinnyfat gymlet, sledgehammers aren't actually that heavy. If you've ever done exercises with a steel mace you've probably held larger weights at more awkward angles. It's not the correct way to swing them, but it's far from anatomically impossible. Like yeah I know arguably she's a teenage girl but also see above, she's not, that's the point of the visual language choices they make in these shots.

>where did she even get the sledgehammer? was she hiding it behind the statue, was that always gonna be her back up plan?
Sunset is already outside, Snips & Snails kidnap Spike to lure the girls outside with the crown. Sunset wasn't planning on actually hitting the statue anyway, that was always a bluff, but you are supposed to understand and Twilight is supposed to understand that she could.
>I just think the whole scene is kind of silly
It is silly. It's also a cartoon set in a fantasy world. The silly is diagetic.

>>43623540
>she's a magical horse
>she's a teenage girl
>but also see above, she's not
i feel like anything i say to you is not gonna matter at this point. i'm sorry I engaged at all.
i'll concede and let it stand that the scene is high art, and leave it at that.

>It's also a cartoon set in a fantasy world
I literally started all this by saying
>I know it's a magical little girl show and all

also, sledgehammers are heavy, even if you're ripped. i don't know why you're trying to flex like they're not

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>>43623804 >>43624798

You know, it's really common to pair golly up with glims because, you know, in-show interaction and all but recently I've been thinking that ol' baconator would have been the ideal candidate for a rolemodel for the path to redemption for her. Sunset has most of the flaws of Cozy Glow while also never actually giving them up - she's sort of the anti-glimmer where her intentions never really become pure but her methods do - so she could pattern actually functional behavior that the little psycho could actually follow. And unlike e.g. glim/luna the two wouldn't instantly hate each other by projecting their self loathing onto others because Sunset and Golly fucking love themselves.

>>43623554
How bad is your reading comprehension, anon?

>>43623652
>How bad is your reading comprehension
Brains and class. Ponkaflaggots, everyone.

It just seems like you're reading more into the scene than is actually there. Granted, it does seem like you've seen the movie more than me. But I'm also kind of thinking you're trolling a little.

To me, the whole thing exists solely because, after Twilight won the formal, the writers wanted Sunset to get the crown back so they could have a proper climax, and having her threaten to destroy a statue with a sledgehammer was the best thing they could come up with in order to achieve that. To me, that's silly. There's no way she's going to be able to destroy the portal to Equestria like that. They can even wait for the cops to get there while she tries to. But the characters act like there's a gun to their heads at that moment for some reason. All the visual storytelling in the world isn't going to excuse the leaps of logic that the story has to make in order for things to work out like the script says it must.

>>43623540
>Sunset wasn't planning on actually hitting the statue anyway, that was always a bluff
When is that implied? Obviously she wants to go back to Equestria at some point, but Twilight knows that too. So, working on that logic, wouldn't she know it was a bluff?

And, again, it's not even a good bluff. Sunset couldn't destroy the statue before someone could just run up and stop her. Sunset isn't the Hulk, she can't fight off all of the mane six at the same time.

>you are supposed to understand and Twilight is supposed to understand that she could
I'm "supposed" to understand? Why? It doesn't hold up under scrutiny.
Help me understand.

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>>43623804
>When is that implied?
It isn't. It's stated outright.
>"I was bluffing when I said I was going to destroy the portal."

>Obviously she wants to go back to Equestria at some point, but Twilight knows that too. So, working on that logic, wouldn't she know it was a bluff?
Twilight doesn't know that. Keep in mind that they're about to be locked into the human world for thirty moons in literally a matter of minutes at this point, Sunset went to the human world of her own accord and has only ever come back to get the thing that she's extorting Twilight for in this moment. Twilight's actual response is
>"Yes, but I've also seen what you've been able to do here without magic. Equestria will find a way to survive without my Element of Harmony. This place might not, if I allow it to fall into your hands. So go ahead. Destroy the portal. You are not getting this crown!"

>There's no way she's going to be able to destroy the portal to Equestria like that.
Why not?
>Sunset couldn't destroy the statue before someone could just run up and stop her.
Sure she could.
>Sunset isn't the Hulk, she can't fight off all of the mane six at the same time.
Anon, her peers at this point in time are
>Nightmare Moon
>Discord
>Chrysalis
and the next in line is
>Tirek
she can steamroll the mane 6 if they aren't using the elements of harmony. That's the point of being a main villain. Pretty much the only thing we know about Sunset is that she's implied to be more powerful than Twilight is and we don't yet know how powerful Twilight is since becoming an alicorn. The show uses everything it can in this scene to convey her menace.
>I'm "supposed" to understand? Why?
If you've seen FiM then you already have some preconceptions about what the main villains are like. If you haven't, then you still get clued in by the show both in terms of pony stuff that happens early, several scenes just for Sunset to show off/brag, and basic cartoon visual language.

>But I'm also kind of thinking you're trolling a little.
Considering it would be faster for you to watch the scene than write a response, I'm inclined to think the opposite.

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>>43624737

I don't support smoking, but Sunset is the one character who I can perfectly imagine taking a long drag and muttering, "Fuck, fuck, fuck...!" under her breath when shit hits the fan and she's trying her hardest to not go apeshit over the situation because she's trying her damnedest to be a better pony.

>>43621709
>>43564258
just finished the green, top quality stuff, Hagset Shimmer is top notch material and I look forward to more

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>>43627970 >>43639455

>>43624004
Same, I think smoking is such a disgusting thing for a female to be doing, but I could see either Shimmy or Adagio asking one another for a cig.

>>43623652
Golly's an underated character when paired with someone she can bounce off of. I've seen a couple of fics where she and Sunset have a good dynamic.

>>43624798
>ponies are supposed to do what I ask them to do it's like my thing okay
Kek she literally is the filly Sunset, and she's a little manipulating bullshitter like Shimmy too.

>>43621183
If you could write a sunset centric episode, what would it be and why?

>>43625607
I would like to write a Sunset / Principal Celestia episode.
The idea would be around a 'Parents Day' at CHS wherein most of the Mane 6 are attending but Sunset skips out due to not having any parents (at least, none in the human world). Celestia, not wanting Sunset to feel left out, opts to act as her 'parent' for the day as she doesn't have any kids so she feels they make a perfect match, leading to an awkward day where Sunset lets out some repressed hangups with the OTHER Celestia on her principal

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>>43626598

>>43623493
>the hammer would just end up in Equestria then, wouldn't it? it's magic glass that hides a portal
Kek yeah this joke's been made a LOT since the first movie, hitting the portal would just have it go through the mirror and hit Celestia in the face or something
I think it's generally assumed Sunset would target the corners of the statue or something, a part she can hit that would damage the statue and thus compromise the portal, but in general Sunset in the first movie did not have a solid plan at all and she was bluffing about destroying it anyhow so it's possible Sunset would have had no idea whether that would work or not and was just acting in sheer desperation.

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>>43628088

>>43626433
>acting in sheer desperation
I don't see how you see this. Sunset is playing with her food and as the movie unfolds and her plan unwinds, just gets closer and closer to forcing the issue with brute force. But (rainbows notwithstanding) there was never any doubt that she would win. It was just about the terms of how she won, and as things went on she resorted to a more and more direct approach until eventually she just says fuck it and grabs the thing.

She doesn't know about friendship and assumes that there's no real chance she loses until she gets hit with the rainbow at the end. Compare the ending of EqG to the S4 finale.

Didn't someone write a story about girl that disappear and sunset tries find out it while there's ghost actives at a party?

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>>43628778

>>43624737
I imagine both Sunset and Adagio smoke for stress-related reasons. I like to think that, without prying eyes, they would bum a cigarette from the other and just take a moment to simmer down in silence.

I also think that they both have slight oral fixations and give insane fellatio.

>>43626598
>I don't see how you see this
Mainly because of how her plans get increasingly more blunt and less organized with each setback. Her attempts start out with attempts at manipulation, but the online smear campaign against Twilight failed. Her attempt to frame Twilight failed and jeopardized her own chance to win the crown in the process. Threatening the portal not only failed but was never an option for Sunset in the first place - bluffing I think is inherently a sign of desperation because you bluff when you're dealing with a bad hand. Even attacking Twilight outright to rip the crown off her head was only prompted when they started praising Twilight in front of her and her jealousy reached a boiling point wherein she said 'fuck it' and took the most direct approach left available to her.

>>43627970
>they both have slight oral fixations and give insane fellatio
Considering how ambitious the both of them are about achieving their goals, they would suck your soul out of our body if that's what it it took, gotta give head to get ahead.

>>43627718
this sounds interesting if true

>>43628088
I think you're reading desperation where it's just preferences in how she wins. Sunset wants to have a fair competition and win. She can't get that, so she tries to have a rigged competition and win. She can't have that and so etc. culminating in her directly threatening Twilight, and then just saying fuck it and going for the direct approach.

But that's not desperation. Desperation would be doing things that have increasingly low chances of success as you get more desperate. Sunset knows that she's going to win when she takes the direct approach, she's just trying to win under more dignified terms before resorting to brute force. She gets closer and closer to winning with each attempt as she allows for increasingly crude methods, all undergirded by the fact that she knows that if it fails she can just take the crown.

>bluffing I think is inherently a sign of desperation because you bluff when you're dealing with a bad hand
???

what are your favourite Shimmer videos? songs, animations, whatever, the anni made me quite fond of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHSGobZyEI

well, the final EqG block ended and I don't know about you guys but I normally dip out of the anni after Holidays Unwrapped (barring Rainbow Roadtrip) so I'm basically getting post anni depression already
normally I fight these brief depressive episodes by creating, normally green
I wrote https://ponepaste.org/11890 so my question is, would a continuation to it be interesting, or does anyone have an idea for a Sunset green they've wanted a writefag to take a crack at?

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>>43631375 >>43633131

>take a week off work for the stream
>basically go radio silent aside from the stream
>friends actually reach out and ask if I'm alright
>tell them that "a stream" going on has my attention and explain without mentioning what it's for
>friend asks me how it's going
>want to tell them that every year it reminds me of why I fell in love with the series, characters and even (You) faggots from how far it is
>always get a full revitalization from the stream, like a breath of fresh air into life
>want to express how much it really means to me
>can't
>they already know I like the show, some of them even watched half the show before dropping it
>they don't know how deep I am into this stuff
I know I should be thankful just to have friends like that as is, and I am, but I've had that kind of friend before, and they have found it weird enough to distance themselves from me until they could just quietly stop talking to me altogether cause I "got the hint" and I don't want to go through it again
I like talking to you fags, but I also wish I had people irl I could talk to about this stuff
one bad thing about the EqG blocks in the anni is seeing the closeness of the Mane 7 and knowing that that is truly the most fantastical part of the show
sorry for the faggy blogpost, the anni makes me emotional

>>43631226
>faggy blogpost
That's based you got friends that know about pone, all I've got are you niggas.

>>43630684
goddamn, got that OoT Link nose

>>43631506
Hero of empathy

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>>43634741 >>43636153

>>43631226
>>43631127
Needed to crash hard after the block, staying up to catch the whole thing took nearly everything out of me, but I reciprocate the feelings shim bros. There is something truly special about sharing in the high school horse girl love with so many and experiencing Sunset's whole incredible journey over the course of a week
The past year has great with the EqG streams, it's great to have a little slice of this a month at a time with fellow humare enthusiasts but there's always going to be something special about the anni in particular. Hope to see you all at the next stream and next anni

>>43633131
Imagine the horsey dreams, I'll bet Shimmy runs in her sleep.

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do ponies dream of frolicking sheep

>>43633131
>can no longer decide what's funnier to Sunset sleeping
>I got you babe
>Newmane piano key

>>43627718
Yes, written by Holy here:
https://ponepaste.org/8407
It's only two chapters though, I'd be greatly interested in seeing him continue it but he's not active much anymore

>>43639262
(literal coolest thing ever)

>>43624737
i love women smoking

>>43639455
I guess the look of it isn't bad, but if you've lived around smokers, they're fucking disgusting, their clothes, their house, their car gets ruined with this stuff, my dad would smoke a million cigarettes and my sister and I would just smell like cigarettes at school, and then they get cancer and die which is totally fun and a great time

It's bad shit, Anon.

>>43640650
That's one sexy Sunset.

>>43639873
No matter what anyone says, she'll always be a princess to me...

>>43642408
Facts, I know Shimmy lost her way but I get why she was pissed with Celly about the whole Princess thing, Princesses must be wise and can't always be nice, Shimmy is intelligent and strong, which is what you need.

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>>43642916

>>43623309
>>43624094
I AM ALIVE AND I HAVE THE FIRST HALF OF THE GREEN READY. I MIGHT BE SLOW BUT REAL LIFES A BITCH LIKE MY EXWIFE. MORE HAG SUNSET BOSS GOOD BLESS
~
>tfw you are the green man himself
>you had been texting Sunset basically all night and had discovered a few things
>she knew a ton about videogames and played them often
>she still kept in contact with her friends from highschool
>and she really liked those cat gifs
>You two chatted until you eventually went to bed and had confirmed tomorrow night as the date night
>made you blush just thinking about it
>How long has it been? Not since high school at least
>you didn’t go to college
>other things happened back then that you’d rather not remember
>besides, you have better things to think about
>your d-date
>You had been prepping for it, thankfully today was on of your days off so you had lots of time
>and you’re not sure how you were gonna face Sunset today without spilling enough spaghetti to fill the coliseum
>but that also means she hadn’t been able to text (you) all day
>you stare at your phone screen, your last message to her “read” hours ago
>you aren’t surprised, shit is hectic there every day
>Doesn’t stop that little nagging though at the back of your mind
>what if this was all just some prank? Or if she was gonna flake on you?
>you tried to shake them off
>You made sure to get prepared though, since Sunset had told you last night that it would be a casual place but you still wanted to look presentable
>you still had no idea where you were headed tonight, Sunset just told you that it would be a good time
>So now here you were, waiting to hear back from her
>you killed time with some vidya and browsing before you finally got her message
>’Finally out lol, it was SOO BUSY! The lunch rush was wild and then some… finally glad to talk to you again Anon~’
>Her messages fill you with relief
>She hadn’t blown you off after all!
>take that, crippling sense of inadequacy!
>your phone buzzes again with another message from Sunset
>’Gonna rush home and get ready, excited for tonite!!! See you soon boytoy!!
>and another cat gif, this time a smiling one rotating
>you hope you don’t blush this hard the whole night
~

>>43642914
>The sun sets (heh) as your scheduled date time approaches
>Sunset is almost here
>You’re outside your shithole apartment complex waiting
>you cleaned up nice cause mama didn’t raise no slob!
>even wore a spritz of cologne for the occasion
>you haven’t done that since your last date, which was a depressingly long time ago
>she hadn’t been interested in a second one
>you give yourself a once over in the grimy glass of the nearest bus stop shelter
>you look fine, you think
>you can’t tell if the grime is making you look better or worse
>as you ponder this query and stare at your reflection you fail to notice Sunset pull up beside you
>She rolls down her window and stares at you for a few moments before you notice
>you definitely don’t yelp like a little girl when you realize you’re being watched
>totally not
>”What are you doing over there? The ads can’t be that interesting.” Sunset giggles, her face smug as she cocks an eyebrow at you
>You blush and stammer something out about not seeing her there
>and now that you get a good look at Sunset, boy do you see her
>She’s dressed in a subtle light blue top with a leather jacket over top
>Her hair is down, flowing in red and gold waves down her face. Normally Sunset keeps her hair up at work
>She had on subtle but noticeable makeup on, eyeshadow making her baby blue eyes pop and her lips were painted a deep shade of red
>”Come on, get in! We’re gonna be late if you just keep staring at me like that!” Sunset cocks her head to the side and smiles gently at you
>o shit
>you were totally staring
>picking your jaw up from the floor you take up her offer and enter sunsets red compact
>you can’t help but feel underdressed sitting beside this bombshell
>How had you never noticed that Sunset looked this good?
>you suppose that she normally looks rather haggard, eyebags and lines prominent
>and the uniform looks like shit on everyone
>The atmosphere inside the car is quiet for a moment with only the sounds of the road audible
>Sunset looks over at you, starts to say something, then turns back to the road
>Shit
>you should say something
>something not retarded
“So, is it hot in here or is it just you?” you say
>mission failed immediately
>Sunset snort-laughs at your cheesy pickup line
>cute
>”Hahaha! Are you trying to impress me? I haven’t been hit on like that in years” Sunset tells you
“It just slipped out.” you chuckle and put a hand behind your head
>”Not that I didn’t like it…” She murmurs under her breath
“Pardon, I didn’t hear you?” You ask her
>”I said… I hope you like what I picked! It’s coming up just this way.”
>Shortly after you arrive at Canterlots nightlife district
>shops, bars, clubs and more fill the streets as people mill about
>the two of you spend a moment looking for parking before you find a spot and pull over
>Now that you’ve arrived you both get out into the cool evening air

>>43642916
>Sunset takes a deep breathe and smiles at you
>”It’s this way, not too much further now. I promise that you’ll like it!” She tells you before turning and walking down the street
>unff
>dat_ass.gif
>Wait she’s getting too far away
>you quicken your pace until you’re walking beside her again
>She leads you a little further down the street before stopping at a brick slab of a building
>it’s front was unpainted brick and the door was oaken and painted a black faded from the years
>the only decoration at all was a purple neon sign spelling out ‘MANE NOTE’
>what was this place?
>before you can ask, Sunset wraps her arms around your left arm and pulls it towards her
>”They’re gonna have live music tonight so I thought it would be a great time. You don’t mind a little jazz do you sweetheart?” Sunset says in a sultry tone, giving you a half lidded smile for a moment
>after a moment her smile grows wide and she laughs
>”You’re blushing so hard! No need to be nervous, hun. I don’t bite!” Sunset purrs “Now let’s get inside. It’s chilly outside and I dressed for indoor heating.”
>she pulls your arm against her chest and with it, pulls the rest of you inside the door and down the stairs inside
>You’ve barely had a moment to process all this, so you don’t object at all and simply follow Sunset down into the… did she say jazz?
~
>yup, its a jazz club
>chairs and small circular tables are set up in front of a small stage with a few guys who looked like technicians set up some sound equipment
>there are a few people already milling about or seated at the tables, waitresses taking drinks from the bar to the patrons
>A light jazz tune plays over the speakers at a low volume and the lights are bright enough to see just fine but dim enough to add deep shadows that played against the walls, cast by the hanging lines of fairy lights
>the whole place kinda blew you away
>You had never been to anywhere that felt this refined
>you were used to bars and nightclubs
>this was… really nice
>”Welcome to the Mane Note! We got Colt Basie and his Orchestra starting at 7 tonight and he is great if I do say so myself. The cover charge is $20 for each of you.”
>You reach into your pocket and start to pull out your wallet, but Sunset beats you to the payment terminal with her card
>”I got you Anon, I invited you out after all.”
“Oh, thank you Sunset, you didn’t have to do that for me.”
>”No worries! I do make more than you after all.”
>You chuckle. “Can’t be much more, Cause I barely make anything.”
>Sunset snorts and starts laughing with you
>Cuuuute
>tfw her laugh still kind of sounds like a horse whinny
>tfw it’s still cute

>>43642922
>”Excuse my prying.” the doorman interrupts your giggle fit after a moment “But are you two here tonight on a date?”
“Yes!” you both say a little too loudly
>The doorman laughs
>”Then come with me, I’ll get you two somewhere you can have a bit more privacy.”
>Sunset blushes bright red and looks down, fidgeting with her hands
“Sounds good.” you nod to the doorman and place your arm around Sunset’s shoulders
>She looks up in shock for a moment before smiling and nodding as well
>He leads the both of you through the tables in the centre of the room and towards the back
>there was a row of booths there against the wall, which was decorated with posters of musicians past and present
>You only recognize the really famous ones
>”here we are! A waitress will be with you shortly, please enjoy your evening in our fine musical establishment!” he gives an extravagant bow and leaves you alone with Sunset
>You both sit down on opposite sides of the booth. They’re made of old but well cared for faux leather and you bounce slightly as you sit
“This place is so… cool!” you tell Sunset, looking around to take in the atmosphere
>”I’m glad to hear it. To be honest, I was a little worried you might not like it. Like it might be a bit too… I don’t know, boring?” Sunset looked worried
“No way, this is really cool. I’ve just never been anywhere like this before so it’s all new to me.” you reassure her
>Sunset looks relieved and smiles warmly
>the sight fills your own heart with warmth
>You engage in small talk for a few minutes until the waitress arrives. Sunset didn’t even notice at first, engrossed as she was telling you about early 2000’s videogames
>”...And that’s why Halo 2 was the pinnacle of gaming and we’ll never get to experience anything as perfect as that ever again.” Sunset finishes her tangent. “That’s not to say 3 was bad, but-”
>”Hiii! My name is Psylo Viben and I’ll be your server tonight! What can I get you and your sister to drink?” the bubbly waitress says
“Sorry, but we’re actually on a date. Our first date.” you correct Psylo
>Sunset’s eyes widen and a blush overtakes her cheeks
>her mouth widens in shock before forming into a nervous smile
>She reaches her hand across the table; you take it in yours
>”Awwwww that's so cuuuuute! Like, ultra-romantic! How did you two meet! Tell me all the deets!”
>your waitress has completely forgotten her job and is just happily asking question after question
>”W-we work together…” Sunset says weakly before Psylo gasps in delight
>”Oh em gee! An office romance is like, so hot. Rooting for you girl! Now, what can I get you two to drink to start?” Psylo grabs her pen and pad
>you order a cuba libre while Sunset orders a manhattan. Psylo takes your orders and tells you they’ll be out shortly

>>43642926
>as she heads to the bar, Sunset starts fidgeting with her hair. She glances at you a few times before speaking
>”She thought I was your sister… Thank you for correcting her, but… is this really ok with you? Won’t being with an older woman cause you problems? People talk, and-”
“I don’t care about what anyone says.” you interrupt her “I’m going out with you because I want to. You’re a beautiful woman and I would really like to get to know you because I think you’re really interesting and fun to talk to. So you don’t have to worry about any of that.”
>Sunset looks at you with sparkling eyes as she beams
>”Thank you for saying that. I was worried I was trying too hard… It’s just been a long time since I’ve done this.”
“Me too… I’m having a great time so far.” you squeeze her hand. She squeezes yours back
>Sunset giggles and smiles gently at you, dim fluorescent lights shining across her big teal eyes.
>“I’m having a great time so far too. Lets stop talking about depressing things then, huh? I think the show is about to start.” Sunset says, pointing towards the stage
>as you turn to look you see A tall lanky man dressed in suspenders and a bowler hat. He held a saxophone and he walked right up to the mic
>Behind him came two other men, one short and fat with a horn and the other was heavily tattooed and sat down at the piano
>”Hello lovely people, I’m Colt Basie and this is Frenchie and Digg. We’re happy to be playing here for you tonight. So just sit back and enjoy the music…” His voice was deep and smooth, soon finishing his introduction and beginning his warmup along with his other bandmates
>as the band begins to play your waitress returns with your drinks
>she places yours first, winking at you before turning to Sunset
>As she places your dates order she leans down and whispers something into Sunset’s ear
>Sunset’s eyes shoot open and she turns in shock to Psylo, who was grinning wildly
>As Psylo turns and walks away from your table Sunset blushes fiercely
“Hmm, what did she say?” you ask her
>Sunset doesn’t look you in the eyes
>”Ohhh nothing…” she says as the blush reaches her ears “Let’s listen to the music. The shows just started after all.”
>you don’t press her. The music is pleasant, the dulcet tones making you feel as though you were floating through an ocean of sound
>you never take your hand out of hers the entire show
~
ALRIGHT FIRST HALF POSTED, GETTING TO WORK ON THE NEXT HALF. GOOD IDEAS MAY BE ACCEPTED. I WILL NOT BE TAKING INQUIRIES ABOUT THE CHUBBINESS. CHUBBY WOMEN ARE GODS GIFT TO MAN AND NEED LOVE AMEN

>>43642935
Nominated Sunset with the image agreed on here >>43571131
make sure to vote for her this week!

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Caught you looking at her butt

God PHP is pathetic

wtf happened?

We're alive!

>>43642933
top notch stuff, Thiccset Shimmer is peak

>>43644680
Jeets being jeets, from what I've heard.

>>43644680
php, basically foundational code for nearly half the internet was found to be critically flawed in two ways, the collective internet shat itself and shut it down until patches could be rolled up to reinforce the code
you know it was serious because even the porn was at risk as rule34 did the same as here

Sunset's harem obviously involves a lot of spanking, but which members spank her and which are spanked?

>>43645225
thank you anon, keep me posted

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>>43642922
>did she say jazz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqDOQzfM5Kc

>tfw her laugh still kind of sounds like a horse whinny
now imagine how she sounds when she cums

>As she places your dates order she leans down and whispers something into Sunset’s ear
I want to know what's in the mystery box
>>43642933
>GOOD IDEAS MAY BE ACCEPTED.
I kind of want to see what would happen if Anon found out she's a pony from another world. He doesn't seem to know her from CHS.

Maybe he could comment on her laugh being cute or something, so she asks him "What do you like about it?" and he tells her the truth, and she goes "You're saying I sound like a horse, and you think that it's cute?... Well, there is a funny story behind that one, but you have to promise not to laugh if I tell it. And, for the record, it might change the way you see me."

Also, Sunset doesn't seem comfortable being seen with Anon. I think it'd be kind of funny if she ran into one of the EqG characters while they were out on their date, someone that could see her with Anon and easily put two and two together and be like "Wait, you're a cougar now?" The Dazzlings could be singers at the club or something.

Last idea: Sunset asks Anon to dance, but she ends up getting tired super early into it because she boomare.

>>43639491
So is Chainsmoker Cat accurate?

>>43625607
Sunset reliving how it was to live in the school.

>>43642933
YES I WAS HOPING YOU WEREN'T DEAD

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>>43647624

lmao

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>>43647595
reminded me of this image i had

>>43647981
long time no see, always great to see your work

>>43648018
not like i was dead. ive been posting new stuff last thread, including some wips.

>>43642933
the GREEN so CUTE it makes you KILL YOURSELF

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Sunset sings "Tears" by Rush

https://u.pone.rs/jbphietj.mp3

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>>43650931 >>43652265

I gotta stop forgetting to post here, huh
https://youtu.be/dgJsu3K8Na4

>>43647981
Good stuff man, Sunset looks good in cycling gear

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>>43650156 >>43651269

>>43645797
>>43645797
It's up!
First round for Shimsham is funnily enough against Sonata this year

>>43649794
I hate to kill the fish so early this year, but it must be done.

>>43650807
Based nekojackun, he knows I want my swimsuit Shim.

>>43650810
Swimset Swimmer

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>>43650940

>>43650814
I'd give her my swimmers if you know what I mean.

>>43649084
Perfect, just in time to fall asleep cozy and happily

>>43650915
>sitting with her legs open
That's inappropriate and unbecoming of a young woman, Miss Sunset Shimmer.

But I like it

>>43650940
"young"

>>43650952
In bed, Shimmy is as young and virile as one can be, anon.

>>43649794
MAKE SURE YOU VOTE RETARDS IT'S HER YEAR

>>43651269
Oh yeah, let's support our mare until the end
https://forms.gle/1yHM8Zx4xF7SZVru9

>>43649084
the thing huh how about THIS thing ayoooo

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>>43652434 >>43658064

Too much baconbutt?

>>43652325
Actually I think it's a perfect amount, very tasteful boota

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>>43653280

And Sunset 'Fryin' Up the Sirens' makes it past Sonata
Next few rounds will be tough, next we have Twilight's mom to get through

>>43653225
That one's gonna be tough. Every Anon itt will need to vote for Sunset to have a chance.

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>>43653503 >>43653663

https://forms.gle/kceyGoLuFijRQDNt5
Vote. Now.
Don't disappoint her.

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>>43653289
I'm doing my part!

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>>43653812

>>43653280
>>43653289
honestly, I feel like the biggest competition this year is gonna be the fact that they added Ashleigh Ball as an option

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>>43653827 >>43653884

>>43653663
>they added Ashleigh Ball as an option
Shit, it's kinda deserved though, I mean holy fuck.

>>43653812
Honestly, I wouldn't be mad about Sunset losing to Ashley. If anyone deserves it this year as much as Sunny, it's Ashley.

>>43653812
>Rainbow and Sunset will never try to invite you to join them on motorcycles so they can be a biker gang (two is not enough)

>>43653884
>two is not enough
It might be, Shimmy has what it takes to be the president and an enforcer, cause she's kinda insane.

>>43647981
Nice work anon!

>>43647981
I'd run a race for her! Awesome work nonny!

>>43648307
Nasa is that you?

>>43655793
Who?

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>>43656696 >>43657242 >>43657305

And we're through to Round 3! Was worried about Twilight's mom but made it through
Funnily enough her next opponent is ALSO another mom, now Sunset's going up against Dashie's momma. Weird trend....

>>43656691
It makes total sense though? She's competing against her fellow hags

Do you think Sunset ever gets homesick?

>>43655639
>>43655411
>>43649247
i made this about a few months ago, about april the 8th. i should probably repost my stuff far more often then

>>43656691
I'm just glad we've made it this far.
>>43656854
I think she does, but I think she also knows she'd miss her friends dearly if she went back.
>>43657064
You should. Even if you're just posting your Sunset art here.

>>43656691
Give me a hand here. What is this, how do I support Shimmy in this?

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>>43657242
i guess i really should

>>43652325
Also liking this!

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>>43657064
please do fren, more Shimmy is always better

>>43656854
She can just step into the portal and come back. But there's no one waiting on the other side other than a couple of alicorns. Her true home is with her friends.

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>>43659902 >>43660176 >>43660435

She's in the Round of 16!
Octavia isn't going to be easy, she has an impressive track record by comparison. But don't give up on Sunset, she might just make
Remember to vote for her in the Hottest Horse category too

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>>43659448
I'll keep believing in / voting for Shimmy!

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>>43660168

>>43621767

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>>43660172

>>43659973
Me too.

>>43660168
A man of culture, just don't let if overcharge.

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>>43659448
I trust that we can pull through. It might be hard, but if we rally the support of the other EQG threads, we might have a chance

>>43660172
She's gonna give it to Glimmer, tell her to overcharge it, and then run like hell.

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>>43660580 >>43660583 >>43660801 >>43660806

>>43659448
Any requests for costumes you want to see Sunshim in if she passes to the next round, the spooooky one?

https://forms.gle/xLXnfGuaaCuesXGZA Don't forget to vote!

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>>43660435
How about this one?

>>43660435
VOTE NIGGERS, WE NEED TO PUT UP A FIGHT FOR SUNSET
IT'LL BE MORE CHALLENGING FROM HERE

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>>43660828

>>43660435
The next round is asking for a fancy dress or gown. I nominate to use her flamenco dress.

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>>43660828

>>43660435
I'd rather use this image, but I cannot find a clean digital version of the artwork.

>>43660801
OH I just nominated one >>43660819 but I like that. Post that in the thread and I'll support it unless you prefer the other one
>>43660806
I also like that one but yeah we should find a clean version

you say you want to cum inside Sunset Shimmer, but here she is on Page 9, anon

>>43661595
you don't want to cum inside Sunset. you want to moisten her hag's dry ovaries

sunset lost

>>43661776
She's still won our hearts

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>>43661856 >>43661873

>>43661776
That was the expected outcome against Octavia unfortunately. But honestly, not as big of a gap as I thought it would be. Every year she inches closer and closer to a victory as more and more people see the light of EQG.

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>>43661873

>>43661776
>>43661810
>>43661813
Tavifag here, sorry for this matchup. I like both mares and wish Sunset success next year

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>>43661965

>>43661776
>>43661810
>>43661813
Neva give up!
She can still win in the Loser's Bracket, it ain't over till its over. Keep voting for Sunset because she still needs your help
>>43661856
All good donkbro. Octavia is a wonderful mare and I think most knew going in it was going to be a tight match up. Frankly losing by only 12 votes is a lot closer than I would have thought
good luck against Celestia!

>>43661873
>Sunset up against Scootaloo, Moondancer, and Lauren Faust
I'm not particularly worried on Scootaloo and Sunset has beaten Moondancer before.
But I do not think Sunset would normally win against Lauren freaking Faust.
Hopefully the split vote works in her favor, but I'll keep on supporting her.

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>>43663407

>"All alone of a friday night? God, you're pathetic, Anon"

>>43662872
But sunset, it's only Wednesday.... and I keep telling you this is the boys room!

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>>43663598 >>43664248

Figure I'd ask shimbros first this time, the upcoming round is 'talent competition'
how do we feel about Sunset playing guitar? I thought this pic looked great

>>43663501
If you use that image then I’ll vote for it

>>43659039
Wasn’t magic basically gone by G5, meaning Sunset couldn’t come back? Idk, I never watch it.

>>43663501
>>43663598
>>43663884
Dont care as long as you VOTE
VOTE
VOOOOOOOTE

https://forms.gle/PEy3DfZRc7VFiRoS8
https://forms.gle/PEy3DfZRc7VFiRoS8

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>>43664726 >>43664800

Chubby lady gud

>>43664703
>spikey and out of shape
That's about Shimmy

>>43664703
hey, that's breddy gud
breedy gud even

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>>43666248 >>43666279

>>43664800
She is very cute chubby

>She's still in
OH FUCK YES
>She's up against TRIXIE
Oh FUCK NO

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>>43665588

>>43665398
GO VOTE GO VOTE GO VOTE GO VOTE

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>>43666377 >>43666438

>>43665508
Lmao could you imagine if Jane was still around and saw this shit
He was exactly the kind of hypersperg who'd set up 100 alts to rig for Trixie
Either way I'm proud of my Shimmy for making it this far

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>>43621183

>>43665372
>Mmm chubby freckly Shimmy, I don't know why I'm into weird skin imperfections but I see a birthmark on a chick's face or freckles on a chick's tits I like it.

>>43665372
chubbies are underrated. a woman needs some fat to shine

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>>43666395 >>43666438

>>43665588
one of my favorite Shim/Trix images
Alongside this one

>>43666377
Kek Shimmy so so mad and ready to throw down in the hallway and based Trix just deflates her

>>43665588
>>43666377
https://twibooru.org/1348209
checked btw

>>43666438
Damn I haven't seen this before, that's sexy as hell.

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>>43667529 >>43667820

Next stage for Miss /mlp/ is 'Personality'
What do you guys think of this pic? I really like it, it's subdued but shows off that confidence that I know Sunset for, the book shows her knowledge, I like the thematic lighting and gives me that hopeful feel for the future and being able to improve yourself

>>43621289

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>>43667550 >>43667820

>>43667504
maybe this one as she can get pretty angry still

>>43667529
I also like that one though it looks like some shimbros are already posting
I'd say just post these and see what people go for

>>43667529
>>43667504
WHO CARES WHAT IMAGE WE CHOOSE IF WE DON'T PASS
Don't forget to VOTE

https://forms.gle/HerzWvkSFQgsMLer9

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>>43668569 >>43668876

It's genuinely over...

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>>43668535
>THREE FUCKING VOTES
WHICH OF YOU FAGGOTS FORGOT?!

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>>43669324

Shimmy is out but there's still a chance to get 7th for her!

>>43668535
>throwing blows with Trix
I'm impressed

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>>43669378

>>43668810
It's my cope talking for me, but I am glad she made it this far, in spite of her being supposedly so hated by the rest of the board. I think she is getting farther in the tournament each year. I honestly expect her to get to finals eventually sometime in the next few years after a lot of the more popular ponies already win miss /mlp/.

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I think the real race for her is to try to beat Celestia to the crown. Beating a M6 would be funny but feels unrealistic. Beating Trixie is possible but seems unlikely since a lot of Trixie support secondvote Sunset, and they're likely to win outright some year soon anyway. Whereas Celestia has a real shot at getting to the finals because she is massively famous and popular but it's funny for her to lose, whereas it's funny for shim to win. If there's a year where the True Finals are Celestia (winners) vs. Sunset (losers) I think that Sunset could probably do it, even this year.

As the number of people that actually watch the show go up, particularly with EqG block at each anni getting more viewers each time, there's a good chance that Sunset will overshoot.

>>43669324
I say X to doubt because /mlp/ and /mlp/ offshoots are the places with the most outright EqG hate. All of the turboautists Faustfags that weren't welcome anywhere else flock here after seeing EqG and FiM be so interchangeable everywhere else. That's why despite how everyone with a brain knows it'll never happen, there's always a rally to ban or limit EqG on the board. If Sunset ever gets far enough she will just instantly lose because she's from EqG. There's really no way around it, it's how the board is.

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>>43670430

so the EqG streams happen around the end of the month right? is the next one gonna be tomorrow for halloween?

>>43669883
They usually happen the last Sunday of the month. But Snowleon hasn’t made a a thread for it this week, so he might be skipping this month because of the Anni.

https://forms.gle/Mq656Wh3yfqnSLEdA

While we lost, donkeybros remained respectful and I know for a fact they voted for us

We must uphold the end of our bargain and support them. There is no shame in losing to the champion, because everypony else would've lost to them as well.

>>43670564
I thought we had a unicorn alliance with Rarity too though?

>>43670609
Rarity was never a part of it. It was Trixie, Starlight and Sunset

And Trixiefags immediately started bashing Sunset once we faced each other, unlike Tavibros who remained respectful and promised to support so we'd meet in the finals.

>>43670609
We had both which means they are equally fulfilled due to them being finalists. Voting Donk or Rarara are valid choices either way

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>>43670564
And don't forget to vote Sunset to 7th place! She can still use your help anons

You scared of tentacles, Shimmy?

https://derpibooru.org/images/3922992

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>>43672224

She got 9th!
Top 10 Shimmy!

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The losers bracket certainly made this year a lot more fun for us but I have my doubts it'll return in the future. Even without it there's no shame in losing to the cello playing donkey who would win it all.

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>>43672249 >>43672254 >>43672264

>>43671917
The shape of the Shimmy graph, fucking LMAO

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>>43672224
Truly our greatest heroes are the sane middle of the road voters
We cancel out all the unhinged Shimmyhaters and they decide our mare's placement

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>>43672264

>>43672224
>Sunset does her devil horns even in the poll
it's kino

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>>43672224
>>43672254
Holy absolute cinema

man, i havent been in /mlp/ in over 5, maybe 6 years, and now i see a best pony thread in the front page, had to give you guys a visit for old times sake.
have i missed anything since then?

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>>43673452

>>43672410
>i havent been in /mlp/ in over 5, maybe 6 years
if you haven't been on /mlp/ I can only imagine you've missed the anni and missed the
>89 times

>>43670850
>not getting it in all three holes like ZoneTan
That's barely even a fuck Shimmy couldn't handle.

>>43672889
it's never too late for summertime shimmies
nice work anon!

>>43672568
>>89 times
>pic
you have my attention...what is that?

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>>43672410
You missed the board's Tamers arc and Shimmy being the absolute peak of it

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>>43674904

>>43670850
>When you're absolutely horrified and the tentacle monster is disgusting but it feels kinda good

>>43672889
SUMMERSET LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Is there a version with her pet? I love week this artist draws her pet

>>43674846
i mean, i could prob add one if you really want ray in there so much. its not a lot of effort, id just need to find the original file.

>>43674205
i like how some media portray 3 phases of the tentacle attack
1. is no consent: terror and disgust. hating everything that's happening
2. is mixed/unsure consent: when they calm down, accept the situation and regain some sense of safety (they're not killed nor harmed and it doesn't look like any such threat will come) and the pleasure slowly starts to kick in. they still hate it but they're confused about their feelings
3. is full consent: when they fully accept the state they're in, feel comfort and let themselves drown in pleasure
Dimwitdog has portrayed that nicely in his Chryssi animation:
https://twibooru.org/3264026

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>>43675655

>>43673452
pull up a seat my friend and picture this
>anni stream
>2025
>pony seasons come and go
>EqG blocks do the same
>drinks are had, poor decisions are made
>one such decision is queueing up an audio/video by wubcake of Sunset getting fucked by (You)
>at one point she calls Flash a pillow princess
>many keks are had, and things move on
>or they were supposed to
>another video is suggested
>also by wubcake
>futa Aria
>conductorwehaveaproblem.png
>initially its disregarded
>then
>dubs in the thread request
>it gets queued
>CONDUCTORWEHAVEAFUCKINGPROBLEM.jpg
>the drunken stupor built up over the block make it more kek worthy
>its eventually decided that Flash is the one on the receiving end
>then
>it happens
>#riggeddubs how many times did Flash get anally violated?
>EIGHTY
>NINE
>ROLLS
>statistical improbability points to meme magic
>Flash is subsequently referred to as the property of the Dazzlings ever since
>most recent anni gave him the nickname "Caviar Pouch"
truly, the ride never ends

>>43675642
Words cannot express how glad I am we dodged the incredibly likely bullet of Flash getting back with Sunset in Season 3. Yeah I'd like to have seen the human Sunset special and a proper ending for EqG, but my god we really don't need the same treatment Flutterfags and Pinkiefags got dealt to make this board even shittier.

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>>43675655
I feel like I'd have trouble accepting any ship for Shimmer that isn't a harem anyway
>the same treatment Flutterfags and Pinkiefags got dealt
A single throwaway in the very finale that's not even a bad ship on a character who already has canon excuses set up and referenced in later episodes doesn't exist in the same universe as the bullshit flutterfags go dragged through with Discord