>>43567981
>OCxCanon slop

>>43567981
>OCxCanon kino

>another forced /ptfg/ thread
someone really wants attention kek
gonna get real funny when the rest of the board is gonna watch the Anni while (You) waste your time spamming the catalog with no other posters KEK

>>43567981
Same

>>43567981
Something so pathetic about this thing where you can't even imagine yourself putting yourself out there even in a fantasy scenario so you depict yourself acting le shy and the mares all being inexplicably desperate for your cock.

>>43567981
If you were born as a horse, you'd want to be human.

>>43567981
Yes.

>>43568823
You did something wrong too huh? What're you in for?

>>43568834
The worst part is this was a commission. He PAID for that.

You should all hate yourselves less. You're probably not so bad, you're just kind of lonely.

>>43568834
What's the alternative?
>self-insert acts super cool
>self-insert acts uninterested
>self-insert doesn't react

>>43568853
thanks for being the one to say it, anon. theres already plenty to twist yourself into knots over in life, who or what you are shouldn't be one of those things unless youre actively pulling peoples arms off on the streets or something. backing yourself up is the least you can do to make sure you don't go a little nuts.

>>43568853
I don't hate myself, I hate other humans.

>>43568899
Well okay! Sorry to hear!

>>43568857
Self insert acts or normal or just has chemistry with the waifu

>>43568902
I don't think you're sorry at all

>>43568909
I'm always sad to hear that someone's had experiences in their life that make them hate everyone else. That sucks, I don't want that for anyone.

>>43568899
That's usually just hating yourself with extra steps

>>43568857
>self-insert expresses mutual interest and acts on it
It's a fantasy, you're allowed to be a little out of character

>>43567981
We’re stuck here because we wouldn’t have appreciated Equestria if we had been born there. Our souls need to be tempered through the endless suffering of human conflict, greed, and pain. We need to be able to find the small sparks of kindness, laughter, generosity, loyalty, and honesty that glitter amongst the ashes of this existence. We need to learn to appreciate them so that when we finally can be surrounded by the pervasive harmony of Equestria, we will actually appreciate it instead of ruining it with our humanity tainted souls.

This coomslayer has ordered so many comissions of his OC pounding Dash over the years he's probably made a dent on the cosmos to make it slightly canon in some multiversal sense

>>43569246
Have you found some of those sparks yet?

>>43569300
Based

>>43569308
No, I'm still coping.

>>43568834
it's not a concession on the real fantasy, acting all shy is part of the fantasy.

>>43568853
I think i'm pretty bad idk

>>43569308
Yes. Here. Some of you anons make me laugh at least. I wish I could offer such a kindness in turn. It’s all too easy to become misanthropic in our world. I was stuck in a prolonged state of apathy instead of misanthropy, but laughter helped. I won’t be a Princess (male) of Friendship if I ever get to Equestria, but maybe they won’t drive into a cave in the Everfree at least.

>>43570491
I doubt it, you're probably okay bud.

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>>43568834
It's going to be okay. He can have his fantasy where rainbow dash asks to have sex with him. Maybe Skittle is just very shy.

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>>43567981
TFniggers will really post pathetic mentally ill shit like this then turn around and act smug the next second

>>43569695
This. There’s literally a fucking character apart of the mane 6 named fluttershy, and the reason we like her is because she is shy.

>>43569216
>No you don't hate other people you really actually hate yourself
Tiresome. When people say something assume they mean what they say. Lemme guess, you're studying to be a psychologist (i.e. a person paid to gaslight people), aren't you?

>>43570834
NTA and not a psychologist but your perceptions of other people are constructions that you form in your own psyche, and so they're strongly influenced by your view of yourself. So yes, if you hate literally everyone you meet, it's very likely that you're projecting your own self-hatred and/or dissatisfaction with life on to others, even if you don't realize it.

>>43570864
I don't hate absolutely everyone. I hate retards like you, that's for sure.

>>43570866
mean

>>43568834

Why is everyone so fucking miserable about this image? There's literally nothing wrong with it. It really ain't that deep.

>>43573195
Have you considered that people on this board are miserable about most things? I think it's a little silly to imagine Rainbow Dash coming on to you but hey, if that's what someone's into then good for them.

>>43567981
Cum inside Rainbow Dash.

>>43567981
>cringe canon x oc
worse than soarindashcucks shit
Kys

>>43570551
Gluckershy is funny because she's pathetic.

>>43573195
Because this type of shit is pathetic and boring.
>Durr what if all girls were inexplicably desperate for you.
I despise this.

>>43573195
Israeli shills paid to shit up the board.

>>43567981
Twitter lost their shit over this

>>43578045
What do they not lose their mind over anyways?

>>43573195
>It really ain't that deep.
Brown.

>>43579991
Don't say that, you get banned for saying that word nowadays

>>43570500
Good on you man. All we can do.

>>43579197
politics

>>43569300
>This coomslayer has ordered so many comissions of his OC pounding Dash over the years he's probably made a dent on the cosmos to make it slightly canon in some multiversal sense
BASED!

>>43568834
Like among all the fantasies I've seen posted here, this is by far the less pathetic and most innocent.

>>43573195
>Why is everyone so fucking miserable
Where do you think we are?

>>43568834
Are you acting as if your waifu started to hit on you that you wouldn't spew spaghetti everywhere?

>>43591198
m-maybe...

>>43591198
>you wouldn't spew spaghetti everywhere?
why would I drop my plate of spaghetti? Are we italians?

>>43591198
To be fair, if Starlight Glimmer started hitting on you the correct reaction is to be worried.

>>43567984
>muh canon
Is lesbo. I think we're fine with a little fan version at this point.

>>43595641
she'd be stealing our cutie marks, can't have shit in our town

>>43598546
I'd let Starlight Glimmer steal my cutie mark iykwim

>>43569246
I can't wait to get to Equestria

>>43601576
Same.

>>43567981
>I was supposed to be
You mean you haven't earned it yet. You have goal in mind, Anon. Now work towards it. The struggle is not meaningless

>>43567981
does he stop time like dio and in stopped time he plaps mares so for a mare one second they're fine and then the next moment it was like a stallion plapped her for hours?

>>43606774
...sure

>>43567981
Gotta hope even more.

>>43610302
we're all hoping to go to equestria anon and nothings happening

>>43611837
YOU GOTTA HOPE EVEN MORE ANON AND ULL GO TO EQUESTRIA, TRUST ME.

>>43567981
ok cool

>>43570542
cute!

>>43618192
>he doesn't know

>>43620801
Were you nice to them?

>>43620819
I'm jealous!

>>43567981
relatable

>>43567981
we all have the urge to fuck mares, nonny.

>>43570542
More?

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>>43629021

>>43630961
me on the left

>>43630961
cute

>>43630961
Dash looks so cute in that floppy jacket.

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>>43633602

>>43635840
OH SHIT WATCH OUT

>>43567981
Remember when this image sent twitter lesbians haywire? Kek

>>43639248
ye made me giggle a lot laughing at the lesbies

>>43601576
i fucking ate ur ticket retard

>>43639248
No, I don't pay attention to twitter lesbians.
>>43639910
How did it taste?

>>43639965
Like paper

>>43633602
That's one small twilight.

>>43643482
Cute.

>>43644649
unf

>>43567981
If you were born a stallion there'd be a 9 in 10 chance you'd be castrated and used as a beast of burden, or a 1 in 10 chance you'd be used for rich faggot racing and getting jerked off into a leather onahole by some sweaty spic

>>43645951
giwtwm

>>43645951
Sleeping with dashie!

>>43645420
In Equestria?

>>43647325
RGRE or normal then

>>43567981
My OC looks exactly like that, but it's a unicorn, and it doesn't have that cutie mark either. How am I supposed to feel about this?

>>43648752
Horny. Or, if you waifu a different mare, feel bad about cucking her.

>>43645420
>castrated and used as a beast of burden
Declared an unfuckable chud and forced to wageslave

>>43648764
How would it be cuckoldry if she doesn't know or she isn't watching?

>>43648850
>Declared an unfuckable chud and forced to wageslave
just like real life

>>43649291
Cuckoldry is when your partner sleeps with someone else. You're a cuck whether you know about it or not. Maybe the definition has changed since the fetish has gotten popular.

>>43568834
The whole appeal of this is finally feeling desired by others. Not just picking up street whores to rape and dump.
I want to feel emotions. I want to feel flustered. I want to feel my heart race as I wonder how to respond. I want a confident mare who knows what she wants, and I want it to be me, but I want to be humble about it.
If this does not appeal to you, you are gay. It is literally as simple as that.

>>43568838
But we're not talking about that you stupid cunt.
>>43648130
This is a wonderful desire you have.
Couldn't be me because dash is an annoying cunt, but hey! At least it isn't rarity! UP TOP!

>>43650142
>At least it isn't rarity!
do people really waifu a gold digging hoe
might as well waifu a real woman HEY HEY!

>>43650829
rarity isn't that bad

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>>43573195
Probably just yurifags angry about "disgusting hetero males" wanting to fuck cute mares and also hating anything female x male ships. Straight male hate is at all time high, it's even worse in gacha fandoms. We are unironically the most oppressed people today.

>>43651749
>Straight male hate is at all time high
The simp epidemic is the cancer killing society

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>>43651749
Yuritards unfortunately are pretty huge, especially these days. I don't know how or when it got that big but it's pretty fucking insane.

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>>43651776
>Yuritards unfortunately are pretty huge, especially these days. I don't know how or when it got that big but it's pretty fucking insane.
That's only because those fags keep adding that tag to every single image even if there's clearly not any yuri shit happening because they either wan't to make it look like more popular than it actually is or they can't interpret a strong friendship between females without thinking that they're lesbian, just like they can't interpret a strong friendship between men without thinking that they're gay.

Take these two images too for example: both of them have yuri tags despite nothing like that is not shown in the image, they see them standing next to each other and instantly think there's some gay shit happening which honestly pretty sad too since it makes it sound like they have never had friends. It's like these retards don't even care about the show, it's world or the lore, they just see it as some kind of toy to play with and get angry when no one is playing it the way they wan't to and harass others when they "play" it wrong.

Tumblr and Twatter has absolutely fried their brains.

>>43651820
>honestly pretty sad too since it makes it sound like they have never had friends
I think you hit the nail on the head here

>>43651820
This isn't largely true, even if there are examples like the ones you just showed, most images tagged lesbian are pretty clearly that. Also sometimes stuff gets tagged lesbian because the same artist draws yuri so it can be implied that them being intimate is more than just friendship.
I just checked and of the last 50 uploads tagged lesbian (using my filter which mostly just takes out 3D, certain fetishes, and humanized/anthro) there's only one that is questionable in the way you're describing.

>>43651858
Oh look at that a yurifag

>>43651749
You're really going to look at the other responses to OP and pin it on yurifags? It's mostly people that seem to hate self indulgent self-insert fantasies.

>>43651864
>n..no, if you prove me objectively wrong that must mean you support what I was making shit up about!
Yeah alright nonny

>>43651872
I'm sorry you never had any friends.

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>>43651749
>>43651820
Before i probably wouldn't have believed you but the more i see this kind of shit, the weirder it is. Like, for whatever reason male x female is seen nothing but as friends shit but when it's male x male or female x female, they are instantly somehow in relationship and in love with each other despite doing exact same things male x female does.

>>43651820
Got a real close friend of mine that gets confused as a gay couple for how close we can be. Remember one girl who said "i ship you two so hard". What tumblr has done to mfers man.

>>43651890
Probably one of the reasons why men are afraid to show emotion, can't even hang with the bois without making assumptions. Damn weirdos

>>43651884
There's plenty of heterosexual shipping, it just depends what circles you're in. Even in mlp, where making mare x stallion ships is naturally a bit more rare due to there being so few male characters, sparity, soarindash, and shiningcadence are all among the top 5 most tagged ships.

Funnily enough I think female fans tend to do heterosexual ships a lot more than guys do, because guys are a lot more likely to ship themselves/anon with the characters instead.

Self-inserting yourself with the pony you like is just normal. Shippers are legit mentally ill.

>>43652303
But enough about you.

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>>43653240

>>43652303
Truth nuke.

>>43652413
Ring

Probably this is what waifufags feel about their waifus but why Rainbow Dash? Why her?

>>43655024
I think she is cool, and her striving for peak fitness is hot.
>t. Rarifag

>>43656273
Fanart usually is

>>43658306
snoot boop

>>43658306
lovely :D

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>>43651776
Aside from one or two comments there isn't really any large amounts of hate thrown at waifu lovers right?

>>43660689
god i wish dash would do that to me haha

>>43660689
Whoa. Funny.

>>43661709
U can do it IRL.

>>43663040
With a real pony? She'd crush me!

>>43664519
Comfy.

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>>43651884
How did they end up in the Red Room?

>>43653240
The ring is symbolic for the ring I gave to my wife, Rainbow Dash.

>>43665187
they're japanese I think

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>>43651820
Both of the images in your example are tagged by the artists as shipping images in their original sources. You're getting mad and making up some idiotic conspiracy over proper tagging.

>>43667773
giwtwm

>>43666651
>debunking
Yuritards mad as fuck at people not liking their cuck fetish

>>43669194
Nonny I get that you're probably only trying to bait me, but I can't help but think that a lot of people on here really do just want to be angry. You should be relieved that there's no secret tag-abuse conspiracy going on, and yet it feels like you're disappointed. Are you really that brain-rotted by twitter outrage bait that learning you never had a reason to be mad in the first place upsets you?

>>43667773
cute

>>43669366
>Yuritards are conspiring to appear more numerous than they are
>Yuritards are as numerous as they appear
Neither of these are good.

>>43670989
GIWTWM

>>43670989
how wholesome, sleepy rainbow dash.

>>43570542
>Skittle
More like Shittle

>>43651776
>I don't know how or when it got that big
I've been in this fandom since 2011, and yuri was always the dominant genre of porn/romance. Obviously. 99% of the cast are fucking female. There aren't even any good male characters to ship with. But yeah, outside of MLP, yuri has definitely overtaken many spaces these past 10 or so years. Trannies will be trannies

>>43672607
You wish you were snuggled up in Skittle's big strong arms?

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>>43673551
He's a big pony.

>>43673585
For (You)