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    Anonymous
    Flutterrape 10/2/2026     No.43557416
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    Flutterrape 10/2/2026  No.43557416
    >What is Flutterrape?
    Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

    >It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?
    A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

    >How do I start writing?
    Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

    Writing Guides:
    Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274
    Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275
    Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276

    For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.
    So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.

    ////

    Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneral
    Author List: https://ponepaste.org/1270
    FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrape
    Request Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268

    Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/

    previous thread: >>43522561
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43557418
     No.43557418
    File: 1415508493999.jpg (45 KB, 314x294)
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    Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43557424
     No.43557424
    >I could've saved it if I didn't stop at the liquor store
    FUCK
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43557436
     No.43557436
    File: 1357284733440.gif (287 KB, 531x457)
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    >>43557424
    literally typing a post to bump but I was too late
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43557440
     No.43557440
    Well that was fast. How did it die so quickly? Slop slide threads?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43557456
     No.43557456
    >>43557440
    That's what I'm guessing
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43557532
     No.43557532
    >>43557456
    I have to assume
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43557605
     No.43557605
    >>43557436
    >>43557440
    Slideniggers on Fluttershy's payroll killed the thread and now we all have to impregnate her
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43557611
     No.43557611
    >>43557605
    >now we all have to impregnate her
    ...how?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43557670
     No.43557670
    >>43557611
    We'll get an AI to do it.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558004
     No.43558004
    File: 1789947515421057.png (36 KB, 1450x1683)
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    Uh oh...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558009
     No.43558009
    quick bump before bed
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558084
     No.43558084
    >>43557424
    it's cool, Anon, I know you get crazy if you can't have your purple drank
    >>43557440
    the thread dying is my fetish
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558090
     No.43558090
    >"Fluttershy told me you were being mean to her and got a restraining order against her so she sent me here to ask yu what your fetish is?"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558107
     No.43558107
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    >>43558090
    booping is my fetish
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558126
     No.43558126
    >>43558107
    That felt pretty nice anon, how about we forget about fluttershy and spend some tie with me instead?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558130
     No.43558130
    File: 548756138.png (1.56 MB, 1280x873)
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    >>43558126
    YES YES YES YES PLEASE PLAESE PLESAE I LOVE YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558174
     No.43558174
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    >>43557416
    The image kinda looks like it was traced from picrel
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558328
     No.43558328
    >>43558126
    Fine, but I refuse to read anything, so don't even try to make me do it.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558479
     No.43558479
    how big is twilight's evil container compared to fluttershy's?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558529
     No.43558529
    Op here again. How on earth isn’t the thread dead yet? I was wanting to make a different one but I’m being good by not clogging the catalogue with more than one thread of mine so please let it die.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558535
     No.43558535
    >>43558529
    Why let it die?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558698
     No.43558698
    >>43558535
    he's obviously got some big plans, starting now there's gonna be some big changes going on around here
    like crashing this thread
    with no survivors

    >>43558529
    are you really the legend known as OP?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558714
     No.43558714
    File: twilightbutt.png (173 KB, 776x800)
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    >>43558479
    hyuge
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43558732
     No.43558732
    Who are the most recent active writers on this thread? From old and new :3

    >Day 12 on Equestrian lands
    >Multi-colored horses all around the town w/ loads of human like structures
    I know I'm still the new kid here that got smacked into another world but this is all horse land!
    >You said this in frustration as you tell at the clouds
    >You now have some horse attention towards yourself
    >The neighs and grunts of all these horses and... mythical horses buzz around you to see if everything is okay... you're assuming
    I gotta get outta here. This ain't it. All this time and I still don't know wtf I'm doing!
    >You mumbled these words under your breathe as you stomp away from the horse crowd
    >You aimlessly walk into the forest seeing that there are loads of berry bushes and exotic fruit growing
    >You see a path not too far from where you were gnawing at something that looked like a hybrid of a jackfruit and a strawberry with a tongue of kiwi
    >You see a yellow Pegasus watering plants near what you presume it's homely little cottage
    >The horse chicken's ears struck up so quick as you were nearing its home you see that it darts into inside to hide from you
    >You walk towards the cottage in hopes to find some food
    >You still aren't sure you can communicate with these creatures but you always do your best
    >There was this one time where you attempted to speak to a purple looking unicorn that was eating a sandwich full of salad and hay. You asked if there was any food you can have but you were met with a glowing cloud of salad and hay. You smiled but said that you were a picky eater and would want bologna and cheese with a relish mayo spread with a side of root beer. It looked at you puzzles and decided to continue it's meal
    >You knocked on the humble door
    >You hear a flapping of wings on the opposite side of the door
    I uh, just wanna know if you have any food that you can share with me
    >You hear a rustling on the other side. Crunching of bags and twisting of jars
    >You feel as if the horse mythical being understood you and is frantically moving about her space to prep something for you
    >You hear the gentle gallops heading towards the door as it begins to crack open
    Yellow? That's a cute color. Oh my gosh is that a root beer fizzy drink you have there????
    >You took notice how she's ducky yellow peep color. Well, maybe not that exact shade but curious nonetheless
    >You begin to chug it down like no tomorrow
    >You can feel the Pegasus's gaze as you chug your drink
    >After a satisfying burp you thank the chicken for what she provided to you in your time of need
    >You pet it to show appreciation and in turn the Pegasus let's out a timid sound of excitement
    >You see the feathers swish swashing the air
    >You have this feeling. This feeling like you made a connection but yet there's something in the air that makes it suddenly terrible almost regrettable
    End
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558780
     No.43558780
    op is just gonna have to clog the 'log, sorry op

    >>43558732
    >End
    oh man, she raped him, I bet. maybe not right then and there, but she was definitely thinking about it.
    she'll get him eventually. I know how it goes around here...

    >Who are the most recent active writers on this thread?
    Uh, I dunno. This general isn't very active. But I liked the Dash shorts in the last thread. They were written by Anonymous.
    Good ol' Anonymous; i'd say he's gotta be our most active writefag.

    Another Anon posted the gnome king green a while back, and that was good; Twilight goes crazy in it at one point:
    https://ponepaste.org/12112
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43558994
     No.43558994
    >Our Anniversary is coming up Anon...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43559250
     No.43559250
    >>43558994
    The one where we died?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43559568
     No.43559568
    >>43558994
    Don’t remind me
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43559980
     No.43559980
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43560386
     No.43560386
    >>43559980
    How devious of her
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43560452
     No.43560452
    >they dress up as an army threaten to shank your ankles
    >unless you go trick or treating with them
    >they say you have to wear your iconic birthday suit though
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43560482
     No.43560482
    >>43560452
    >you glare at the ponies
    "My /ICONIC/ birthday suit?"
    >"Yeah!" says Dash, "Everypony knows about that. It's what you're known for!"
    >You stop for a second as you try to grasp the sheer nonsense coming out of bluefast's dumb mouth
    "Dash, I have never walked around naked."
    >She blinks as if she doesn't understand, which is about what you expect from her anyway
    "I've been in my regular non-birthday suit basically every day since I arrived. How is going nude what I'm known for?"
    >She pauses again, and you think you hear actual rusty gears turning
    >"Um, well, it's just what ponies say..."
    "Okay, which pony is going around telling you all that I'm well-known for walking around in my birthday suit, and why are you listening to anything that horny weirdo Fluttershy says?"
    >"EEP!"
    >Butterhush is currently trying to camouflage herself behind Applejack and Twilight
    >and failing badly
    "I KNOW IT WAS YOU, KNOCK IT OFF!"
    >You look at the blue one again
    "How about I wear my tie around my head like a bandana? That's sort of a costume."
    >"Ugh, lame, but whatever. Can we go get candy already?"
    >The other girls make noncommittal noises, but are all more or less okay with it
    >except Fluttershy, whose murmured arguments are too quiet to be made out anyway
    "Great, let's trick or treat!"

    >And that's how you defeated yet another badly conceived plan by a smelly birdhorse
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43560587
     No.43560587
    >>43560482
    Incredible
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43560644
     No.43560644
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    >>43560482
    Pinkie probably helped spread the word too.

    >Pinkie tells you that her next party is going to have a dress code
    >everyone has to show up wearing their birthday suit or they won't be allowed in
    "So what is your next party going to be anyway?"
    >"Your birthday, silly!"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43560804
     No.43560804
    So tired of the drugged-out hippie Tree Hugger meme.
    What if she’s a rapist too?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43560805
     No.43560805
    >>43560644
    "You know Pinkie, if I have to go in my birthday suit, so will you."
    >"Silly Non, I already am."
    >Razor turns on.
    "Not with all that hair."
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43560967
     No.43560967
    >>43560805
    >pinkie is way ahead of you, nonny
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561087
     No.43561087
    >>43560967
    Bald!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561269
     No.43561269
    >>43560804
    Nobody said she couldn’t be, Zigzagwanderer did some stuff with her.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561271
     No.43561271
    >https://tantabus.ai/images/94096
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561433
     No.43561433
    >>43560967
    MY EYES!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561474
     No.43561474
    >HAAAAAVE SEX WITH FLUTTERSHY
    >OR SUFFER MY CURSE
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561491
     No.43561491
    >>43561474
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561530
     No.43561530
    >>43561491
    >THIS NIGHT... YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THREE MARES... EACH MORE DEGENERATE THAN THE LAST
    >HAAAAVE SEX WITH FLUTTERSHY
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561531
     No.43561531
    File: 61347412.png (260 KB, 935x1024)
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    >>43557416
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561779
     No.43561779
    quick bump before i head out
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561960
     No.43561960
    >>43561474
    Tha-a-at’s IT!
    I’m gettin’ me mallet!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561970
     No.43561970
    >>43560967
    She moulted her exoskeleton and will be vulnerable until the new one hardens.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43561974
     No.43561974
    >>43561970
    >Touch her body results in her limbs being misformed and twisted
    Demon is now at bay until next moult.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43562181
     No.43562181
    >>43561970
    >>43561974
    Use salt to really make it sting.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43562187
     No.43562187
    >>43562181
    That's mean
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43562277
     No.43562277
    File: 2093215.png (693 KB, 2400x1383)
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    >>43561974
    >pinkie keeps flashing you her bulbuos teats n ass
    >which you can her every flappy detail of because her fur isn't there to muffle it
    >her dummy thicc horse tits keep clapping
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43562532
     No.43562532
    >>43562277
    >knowing the ONLY reason you don't deal with dummy thicc pinkie pie with toon force powers is because fluttershy claimed you first.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43562631
     No.43562631
    File: >rape.jpg (196 KB, 832x1216)
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    >"Anon WILL be MINE!"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43562703
     No.43562703
    >>43562532
    It’s probably for the best
    >>
    Not Fluttershy.
     No.43562748
     No.43562748
    I think fluttershy is a asleep, we should talk about our fetishes now.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43562753
     No.43562753
    >>43562748
    as if she doesn't have her little critters spying on us when she's not around.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43562891
     No.43562891
    >>43560804
    Tree Hugger would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent
    >drugged-out
    oh, well, don't fuck with her when she's loaded. that's a different story
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43562999
     No.43562999
    >you face rape after rape and come out on top
    >Be you angels?
    >you say NAY, we are but men, ROCK
    >Dee, soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee Goo-guh-fliggoo-giggoo, guh-fliggoo-giggoo, buh-dee Ooh-guh-goo-bee, ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee Fliggoo-giggoo, a-fliguh, woo-wah, mama, Celestia
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43563385
     No.43563385
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    Anonymous
     No.43563574
     No.43563574
    >>43563385
    Razor time. Don’t worry. I’ll do as well as my face.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43563729
     No.43563729
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    >>43562277
    NO PINKIE! IT'S NOT MY FETISH! IT'S NOT MY FETIIIISHH...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43564183
     No.43564183
    >>43563729
    oh god why
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43564190
     No.43564190
    Your chances of being raped by a horse are low, but never zero.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43564194
     No.43564194
    >>43564183
    Because.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43564730
     No.43564730
    >>43562999
    >PINKIE JOKEY!!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43564962
     No.43564962
    File: HT2G3LNX0AApS0B.jpg (221 KB, 1884x2048)
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    >>43564730
    >bwacock
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43565357
     No.43565357
    >tfw Anon won't fuck your sister
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43565368
     No.43565368
    >>43565357
    They won’t even fuck each other.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43565369
     No.43565369
    >>43565357
    Pinkie never did say which sister. Now I'm stuck fucking Limestone instead of Marble like she wanted!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43565834
     No.43565834
    >>43565357
    what are you talking about, Maud is hot
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43566127
     No.43566127
    >>43565369
    >>43565834
    Oh sister. I messed up and fucked her Grandma Pie. Dug the skeleton out of her grave and everything.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43566139
     No.43566139
    >>43566127
    Anon, how in the bloody hell did you confuse "sister" for "grandma"?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43566303
     No.43566303
    File: I am not a clever man.png (84 KB, 296x221)
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    >>43566139
    >anon's face when
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43566572
     No.43566572
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43566627
     No.43566627
    >>43566572
    It's always when everyone else in the Royal Palace is asleep that Luna can safely hide away and look up tips on how to romance specific types of stallions.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43567615
     No.43567615
    whoa nelly
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43567728
     No.43567728
    >>43567615
    Don't want to see her knocking on your door.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43567732
     No.43567732
    Fluttershy tries to roofie Anon at his birthday party, but ends up putting a smartie in his soda. She tries her usual advances on him, expecting him to be tired and droopy.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43568248
     No.43568248
    >Anon still doesn't have a marefriend
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43568356
     No.43568356
    >>43568248
    Ain't your business Candy.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43568395
     No.43568395
    >>43568248
    Nyeh, so what if I don’t?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43568644
     No.43568644
    >>43568248
    >This time for sure!!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43568849
     No.43568849
    >>43568644
    nice seeing candy still being hopeful for us.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43569023
     No.43569023
    >>43568644
    I stopped trying.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43569068
     No.43569068
    I just don’t find ponies sexually attractive.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43569071
     No.43569071
    >>43569068
    >A-are breezies your fetish, Anon?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43569674
     No.43569674
    >>43569071
    You're going in the jar
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43569739
     No.43569739
    >>43569071
    Who even likes horseflies?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570071
     No.43570071
    >>43568644
    Ain't happening pink freak.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570080
     No.43570080
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    >>43570071
    >Desperate times call for desperate measures!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570101
     No.43570101
    >>43569674
    ill advised. you've been warned.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570389
     No.43570389
    >>43570080
    Your husband. I don't support cuck behavior.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570434
     No.43570434
    >>43569071
    God no.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570445
     No.43570445
    Fluttershy should just find Bizarro Anon. He’ll tell her his fetish.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570479
     No.43570479
    >>43570445
    >Me am Anon, me love telling another fluttershy fetish
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570489
     No.43570489
    AHEM
    Hardcore bedbreaking sex with mares
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570516
     No.43570516
    >>43570389
    >He can't tell that's Chrysalis in disguise
    ngmi
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570529
     No.43570529
    >>43570389
    Don't worry while you fuck her, shining armor will plow you as well.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570614
     No.43570614
    >Don't worry it's worse
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570640
     No.43570640
    >>43570445
    >Fluttershy meets Anomalous
    >They start dating
    >Anom breaks her heart
    >Now she alternates between crying and trying to guess your fetish
    Somehow it's even worse
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570643
     No.43570643
    File: anom.jpg (521 KB, 2332x1500)
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    >>43570640
    Stupid browser, stop eating the pictures!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570648
     No.43570648
    >>43570445
    Yeah but it would be sex with stallions
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570676
     No.43570676
    >>43570640
    >Anonymous is a moralfaggot supreme
    >He won't fuck Fluttershy because the baby Jesus would cry

    >Anomalous, as his evil twin, has no such qualms
    >He'll totes fuck yellow horse butt
    >But it also means he gives her a magic STD he caught by fucking the Tatzlwurm to "show it who's boss"
    >And that's before he cheats on her with a fucking Yak or something
    Anomalous would be like Fluttershy's monkey's paw wish. Dating him would probably turn Flutterbutt into a racist marecel shut-in who wants all non-ponies ejected from Equestria or something
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570746
     No.43570746
    Are anniversaries your fetish anon?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570751
     No.43570751
    >>43570746
    Why is the cake on your hairy rear? You RUINED it you yellow rat!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43570762
     No.43570762
    >>43570751
    At least her butt is cleaner now.
    Washed with cake.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43571013
     No.43571013
    File: 2684249.png (66 KB, 274x274)
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    >>43569071
    >*flies up your pee hole*
    >*does shit that makes you cum buckets*
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43571015
     No.43571015
    >>43570746
    Light her wings on fire to complete the cake.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43571257
     No.43571257
    >>43570489
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43571262
     No.43571262
    >>43571257
    Give me that one in the middle. I can take her.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43573349
     No.43573349
    >>43571257
    >Cut to them crying when they see my unstiffed penis
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43575448
     No.43575448
    quick bump before i head out
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43576131
     No.43576131
    “Are ya winning, son?”
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43576150
     No.43576150
    >>43570445
    “mE FETISH AM ROLLING AROUND ON SAND PAPER AND BROKEN GLASS AND POURING RUBBING ALCOHOL ALL OVER ME SELF”
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43576161
     No.43576161
    >>43576150
    >Fluttershy rushes to the hardware store for supplies and spends the rest of the day setting up a test outside your door
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43577999
     No.43577999
    >>43576150
    You’re setting yourself up for a bad time
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43578165
     No.43578165
    >you scritch her precious little ear
    >what could go wrong
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43578262
     No.43578262
    >>43578165
    ill advised. you've been warned.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43578288
     No.43578288
    File: 520477.jpg (159 KB, 1280x720)
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    >>43561970
    >tell Pinkie Pie about Futurama one time.
    >now she won't speak at all unless she's doing her Zoidberg impression.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43578636
     No.43578636
    >>43578288
    Just about as terrible as Zoidberg. I hope she lives in a dumpster.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43578796
     No.43578796
    >>43578636
    >she lives in YOUR dumpster now
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43580080
     No.43580080
    >Happy Anniversary Anon. Did you sleep well?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43581362
     No.43581362
    >>43578796
    I use fire on my trash.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43582673
     No.43582673
    File: shw.jpg (82 KB, 968x946)
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    i wish i known about this sooner.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43584035
     No.43584035
    File: 1700876587457605_jpg.png (758 KB, 724x960)
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    late night boop
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43584355
     No.43584355
    >>43578796
    >she lives in YOUR dumpster now
    but that's where I live
    bitch, get out of my house
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43584461
     No.43584461
    File: HURXCkaXgAAgPWz.jpg (173 KB, 1290x791)
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    >>43580080
    >get away from me n my applewife
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43584502
     No.43584502
    File: 1472915.png (1011 KB, 1000x1776)
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    >>43584461
    That's not your apple wife anon
    That's a werepony
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43586221
     No.43586221
    >>43584355
    That ain’t happening
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43587799
     No.43587799
    >>43584502
    What a horrible night for a curse.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43590039
     No.43590039
    9 is not a good place to be
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43591299
     No.43591299
    >pinkie sees you not fucking her sister
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43591991
     No.43591991
    >>43591299
    she didn't specify which one.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43592036
     No.43592036
    >>43591299
    I'm not fucking Pinkie's sister because I'm fucking Pinkie instead
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43594083
     No.43594083
    off 8
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43594109
     No.43594109
    File: 1779159379821405.png (248 KB, 1003x1141)
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    >>43592036
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43594145
     No.43594145
    >>43594109
    Stupid Marble forgot to dye her coat and hair.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43595096
     No.43595096
    >>43592036
    Never fuck crazy.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43596007
     No.43596007
    >>43594145
    Not a lot of funds in the rock farm business. Had to cut corners.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43597594
     No.43597594
    >they make the fly in your pants AND underwear a portal to their asscheeks
    >so that you can enter into their you know what at your leisure
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43597766
     No.43597766
    >>43597594
    I'd never even know, I'm a feelsgoodman.jpg kinda guy
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43599547
     No.43599547
    >>43597594
    That’s cute
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43601745
     No.43601745
    oi off 9
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43603260
     No.43603260
    >>43580080
    anniversary for what you harlot
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43604400
     No.43604400
    File: HUhIAEIWkAAPRFv.jpg (352 KB, 2000x2000)
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    >Smolder laughs because you complain about not getting laid BUT wont fuck ponies
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43604717
     No.43604717
    >>43604400
    Same way you don't have a date on Friday nights, but there are big smelly yaks nobody wants RIGHT THERE, orange nerd dragon
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43605008
     No.43605008
    Good morning, Anon!
    Something to inspire you:
    https://tantabus.ai/images/95313
    Are you feeling inspired yet?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43605220
     No.43605220
    >>43605008
    >ai
    I don't wish to view whatever horrors await me beyond that link
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43606181
     No.43606181
    >>43605220
    Just spam Fluttershy sends
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43606502
     No.43606502
    >>43606181
    It figures she would start using AI in her rape schemes.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43607779
     No.43607779
    >>43605220
    Imagine Anon has a normal horse for a friend. Makes Fluttershy jealous every time Anon rides her.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43608269
     No.43608269
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43608431
     No.43608431
    >>43607779
    >Flutters seethes with marecel rage at the deep bond between Cowboy-anon and his horse
    >Thanks to her ability to understand animals, she can hear how smug the horse is at the funny-smelling yellow horselet
    >Mare frequently imposes herself between anon and Flutters when she's trying to talk to him
    >threatening glares if she gets too close
    kek, that'd be great
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43608619
     No.43608619
    >>43608269
    notice how straight to the point and blunt she is with her intent, and adds please at the end.
    no fluff. no fuss.
    and more importantly, manners.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43608842
     No.43608842
    >>43608431
    Fluttershy getting close earns her a tasty kick from your horse companion.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43608851
     No.43608851
    >>43608619
    >and more importantly, manners.
    Exactly. That little "please" gets me. I'd let her rape me.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43610472
     No.43610472
    >>43606502
    >My Ai bot version of told me you love me, so why won't you say to me IRL!?
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43611119
     No.43611119
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    >>43608851
    the fuck you talking about? you can't let someone rape you. how the fuck you gonna let someone rape you? you bullshitting me right now motherfucker?
    you know what, leave out the back. right now. and don't take anything with you, not even your own stuff. empty your fucking pockets.
    actually, just take it all off. i'm getting that ass tonight
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43611461
     No.43611461
    >>43611119
    Shut the fuck up, Buttershee.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43611900
     No.43611900
    >>43608842
    >fluttershy gets kicked tries to gain sympathy
    >is told that she fucked around and found out
    >anon sings "That's my Horse!"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43612289
     No.43612289
    File: 1785903353396443.png (204 KB, 536x379)
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    >>43608619
    >>43608851
    >Maud gets in Anon's pants in under a minute just by asking nicely
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43613582
     No.43613582
    >>43611900
    Anon starts buying his horse horseshoes with ingrained pictures in them just to see if they also brand on to Fluttershy after a kick.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43613902
     No.43613902
    >>43611900
    THAT'S MY HORSE!
    >https://youtu.be/rtbbizQacUE
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43614287
     No.43614287
    >>43605220
    Just thinking about you., Anon!
    https://tantabus.ai/images/95416
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43614870
     No.43614870
    >>43613582
    I bet it would work, too! Cartoon physics and all.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43614950
     No.43614950
    >>43611119
    Nah nah you were a little out of order yourself.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43617418
     No.43617418
    File: applebloomsmug.png (92 KB, 1500x1500)
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    >>43566139
    maybe they're the same person and he's got one of them sister grandmas back home.
    i'll trade him this filly wife for her
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43617422
     No.43617422
    File: whoanelly.jpg (102 KB, 406x266)
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    >>43567615
    >>43567728
    She wouldn't even guess your fetish, she'd just fucking eat you. With her pussy, and her mouth, but not always in that order.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43617431
     No.43617431
    >>43617422
    >https://derpibooru.org/images/2687775
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43617513
     No.43617513
    File: billybatts.jpg (8 KB, 201x251)
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    >>43614950
    Go home and get your fucking rape box!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43617558
     No.43617558
    >a nurse pony want to conduct "medical" research
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43617627
     No.43617627
    Doesn't this give you any nice ideas, Anon?
    >https://tantabus.ai/images/95439
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43618107
     No.43618107
    8 is no good
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43619454
     No.43619454
    9 is even worse
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43620029
     No.43620029
    7 is not much of an improvement
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43620256
     No.43620256
    >>43617558
    Tell her that the baby is going to burst out of her chest when it’s born.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43620855
     No.43620855
    File: 1790770913179845.png (888 KB, 1500x1234)
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    >>43617558
    >go to Twilight about this
    >she offers to conduct "scientific" research
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43621212
     No.43621212
    >>43617558
    That’s no good
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43622036
     No.43622036
    >>43620855
    No way nerd.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43622667
     No.43622667
    File: 1716312755749447.png (2.84 MB, 1920x1200)
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    late night boop
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43623186
     No.43623186
    >>43622667
    Good save
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43623385
     No.43623385
    >>43621212
    >Anon Sez

    Hey, kids. Listen up, cause if a mare tries to rape you, or touch you in your no-no place, then that's no-no good.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43624168
     No.43624168
    >>43623385
    What should I do Anon? They all keep trying.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43625640
     No.43625640
    >Schmoopy!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43626429
     No.43626429
    >"Oh anon what is this~"
    It's my fetish fluttershy and it's here just for you to see.
    >Anon ties up fluttershy's wings
    Over here!
    >"Oh... My....."
    >Anon kicks her into the pit sending fluttershy into the nightmare dimension
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43626899
     No.43626899
    >Izz going suck your dick
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43626962
     No.43626962
    >>43626899
    Do not.
    Under ANY circumstances.
    Allow a mare to suck your dick.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43627664
     No.43627664
    >>43626899
    Isn't she the dumb one? We can trick her.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43628852
     No.43628852
    >>43625640
    Oh no you don’t
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43629031
     No.43629031
    >>43626962
    Why? Do they blow into it really hard and make your balls explode?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43629071
     No.43629071
    File: 1784361328240605.gif (387 KB, 4148x4035)
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    >>43628852
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43629329
     No.43629329
    File: HU18YS7WUAA1m0F.jpg (274 KB, 1571x2048)
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    >>43562891
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43629808
     No.43629808
    >>43629071
    That won’t work on me
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43630286
     No.43630286
    Place is pretty dead... We should discuss our fetishes now since fluttershy has left us!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43630361
     No.43630361
    yellow sex
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43630368
     No.43630368
    >>43624168
    try living with the pain
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43631082
     No.43631082
    >>43630286
    >youre about to open your mouth and speak your fetish to the wind
    >but as youre opening your mouth pinkie pie teleports behind you
    >"that ruins the surprise, silly!"
    >see gif
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43631203
     No.43631203
    File: 1790675888439257.gif (130 KB, 281x281)
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    >>43630286
    I want to have sex with Marble
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43631954
     No.43631954
    >>43631082
    >You've had enough.
    >16 years of all this nonsense.
    >Died, resurrected, cartoon shenanigans that a Loony Tune would object to, all to come back to a singular point.
    >Fluttershy asking for your fetish so she can fuck you.
    >It's morning, and you're waiting for her at the door.
    >"Good morning, Anon!"
    "Shut the fuck up!"
    >She doesn't even flinch, you're anger is a familiar interaction with her.
    >"I'm still going to ask."
    "And I'm going to tell you! You win. It doesn't matter anymore. You win."
    >Her eyes glow with joy and her disgusting smile spreads across her face.
    >"Yay! Tell me, Anon!"
    >Sigh, and just as you open your mouth you stop cold.
    >Raise an eyebrow in complete confusion.
    >A pink hoof rises from the back of Fluttershy, reaches over a (zipper?), and like a costume reveals Pinkie Pie underneath Fluttershy.
    "WTF!?"
    >Pinkie, in all her manic glory, pops out of a Fluttershy costume.
    >She puts a hoof to your lips.
    >"Shhhhh, shh, shh, hush Anonnny."
    >Just listen to the evil creature.
    >"Now, we've all had our fun here, and I want it to keep going."
    >Okay.
    >"You and I know that you don't have a fetish. Not really anyway. It's like an ambiguous mystery box, not supposed to be opened."
    "Mystery box story telling is a shit style."
    >She pats you on the cheek.
    >Face and butt.
    >"Now I don't want you to be angry, but Fluttershy is never supposed to know. Like how the Coyote never catches the Road Runner."
    "He has."
    >"Uncle Pinkie Pie wants to keep the good times rolling. Otherwise, I'll have to do some house cleaning."
    "Uuuuuh. Is that euphemism."
    >"Elephants have nothing to do with this silly."
    "That's not what I asked."
    >Pinkie prances back over to the Fluttershy costume.
    >"Anyway, I got to get back to work. See you later for when I tell you to fuck my sister or something."
    >In a smooth eldritch motion, Pinkie Pie slides into the Fluttershy costume.
    >Takes a hoof to the zipper, and zips it all the way back up until it disappears.
    >You stare blankly at her.
    >Fluttershy blinks a few times.
    >"Anon, what just happened?"
    "Is, um, is that you?"
    >"I blanked out there for a moment. I need to go lie down. My stomach feels queasy. Sorry, Anon. We'll talk about your fetish another time."
    >She waves goodbye to you.
    >Politely, with the fear of God in ya, do the same.
    "Fucking Pinkie Pie."
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43631975
     No.43631975
    >>43631954
    So what happens when Anon gives in and fucks Marble (his waifu, he just doesn't know it yet.)
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43632271
     No.43632271
    >knock-knock-knock
    >You yank the door open.
    "BUGGER OFF BANANAHOR--oh, it's you."
    >"Hee-hee, of course it's me, silly! Who were you expecting?"
    "It was... never mind. What do you want all of a sudden?"
    >"The same thing I always want, Nonny! I want to have fun!"
    >Great. It's going to be one of those mornings.
    "Okay, fine. But I'm not having you trying to guess my fetish or get into my pants. One mini horse rapist is enough.
    >Pinkie laughs uproariously at your declaration.
    "What's so funny?"
    >"Oh, silly Anon! You have already been raped!"
    >Your nether regions feel awfully drafty.
    >And damp.
    >A quick glance down confirms that your pants are missing in action.
    >And Anon Jr. is liberally coated in what you are forced to assume are Pinkie's love juices.
    >And the sun is much higher in the sky than it was when you opened the door.
    "What the... How in the hell did you even... What..."
    >"Hee-hee, I had a good time too, Nonny! See you again tomorrow!"
    >With that, she merrily bounces away, humming some nonsense tune.
    >You are left to wonder how you wound up...
    >Fucking Pinkie Pie.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43633124
     No.43633124
    >>43632271
    The gaslighting is on another level.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43633471
     No.43633471
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    >>43632271
    i couldn't even be mad at her
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43635108
     No.43635108
    late night boop
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43636118
     No.43636118
    >>43635108
    Those ears are massive.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43636390
     No.43636390
    >>43636118
    Almost, but not quite, Heir-of-Rick tier ears.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43636462
     No.43636462
    >>43631954
    "Fucking Pinkie Pie."
    >The potted cactus next to your door unzips itself, revealing the pink horse hidden within.
    >"I HEARD THAT!!!"
    "Holy shit!"
    >"Why just talk about it when you can do it?"
    >Her muzzle dives into your crotch. She grabs your zipper with her teeth, and pulls down your fly.
    >Luckily, she pulled way too fast and got it caught on something halfway down.
    "Wait, Pinkie--"
    >"Nuh-uh! No way," she says through clenched teeth.
    >"You won't go out with Fluttershy, and you won't cream Marble's pie, so I'm taking matters into my own hooves."
    >She dips her chin, tugging down hard on your pants, and finally pulls the rest of your zipper down.
    >Your cock---which is still half hard from thinking about your fetish earlier---flops out onto her face.
    >You both freeze.
    >Your arms, which were ready to throttle Pinkie a moment ago, are still half-raised towards her. Your hands are still going for her neck.
    >"Wow!" She giggles, crossing her eyes to look at your shaft.
    >It fills the space between her eyes the way a polish sausage would fill a taco shell. Some of the meat spills out over the sides.
    >"I see why Fluttershy likes you so much."
    >She gently lifts her head up and down, like she's weighing your dick with it.
    >Her tongue is poking out. It always does whenever she's really focused on something.
    >"Mmm... I knew you were super tall, but I didn't know you were super -big- too."
    >With your dick still weighing down her head, her hooves paw up and down at the sides of your shaft.
    >"Where's the tip?"
    >She gives your cock a thorough petting in search of it, with many long, loving strokes in between.
    >"Where's the tip?"
    >Her stroking is literally taking your breath away, making you rethink some serious shit you've always had against human on pony action.
    >"Where's? The? Tip?"
    >She's pouting; you feel her nose wrinkle up against the underside of your dick.
    >"Do I have to go up...?"
    >Her hoof reaches up past her forehead. She lets out a little gasp when she finally taps on the tippy top of your leaky head.
    >"It's bigger than my face!"
    >She peers around your shaft, now hard and throbbing, like it's a pole, nickering with horny disbelief as she looks up at your entire length.
    >The little pink hair curl that's usually just above her forehead is wrapped around your tip, gently squeezing your head.
    >Kind of like her mane is kissing your penis.
    >"I don't think I ever told you this, but I have a thing for really -Really- big ones like this."
    >She starts rubbing her cheek up and down your shaft, caressing your dick with her face, her lips sometimes brushing against it.
    >You want to tell her to stop, but you can't. It feels too fucking good.
    >It's over.
    >She won.
    >You grab the back of her neck, ready to guide this pink horse up to your tip and then guide your dick down past her gums.
    >But hidden beneath her mane, right at the back of her neck, you feel it jutting out from her skin, poking into your palm.
    >You feel a zipper.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43636501
     No.43636501
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    >>43636462
    "You would tell me if you weren't the real Pinkie Pie, right?"
    >"Mmm-hmm..."
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43636919
     No.43636919
    >>43557416
    God she's so cute here
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43636940
     No.43636940
    Has slep release any kino recently?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43638272
     No.43638272
    File: sex pest.png (20 KB, 1075x755)
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    It isn't just the ponies.
    Turns out other species can be sex pests as well.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43639055
     No.43639055
    >>43570640
    >Now she alternates between crying and trying to guess your fetish
    fucking hell, I loled. she can't even keep things going with the guy that likes horse pussy. poor flutter stutter.
    and you can't have her breaking down on your doorstep every morning, so of course (You) would have to help her get over the break up. not with a rebound pity fuck though, anything but that. but you would have to be nice to her for a while
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43639080
     No.43639080
    >>43636462
    She finds a zipper on ya dick.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43639496
     No.43639496
    >>43639055
    That is one big ass
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43639982
     No.43639982
    >>43639055
    >"Anon I can't fly... I'm too FAT!"
    Shame flying is my fetish, better work on losing those weight poundcake!
    >anon runs off hurting flutterlard's feelings
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43640120
     No.43640120
    >>43639982
    That's just asking for Dash to come ruin you.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43640145
     No.43640145
    >>43639982
    >Fluttershy loses a bunch of weight
    "Actually I like a mare with some meat on her bones."
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43640179
     No.43640179
    Why are the flying ones always the biggest sex pests?
    The unicorns and earth ponies aren’t nearly so rapey.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43640572
     No.43640572
    >>43640179
    They are, you just can’t fight back as good when a Unicorn grabs you with magic or an Earth pony breaks your legs
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43640789
     No.43640789
    >>43640179
    because they're in complete control the whole time, there's nothing you could do and they know it.
    so why rush?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43640987
     No.43640987
    File: 1780709138957552.png (347 KB, 1500x1205)
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    Nothing wrong with admiting you love fluttershy, like a sister.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43640993
     No.43640993
    >>43640987
    Does Zephyr love you like that?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43641208
     No.43641208
    >fluttershy gets lost in your back rooms (your guest room)
    >And comes out looking like
    >see pic
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43641454
     No.43641454
    >>43641208
    Death is a mercy.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43641492
     No.43641492
    >>43641208
    Nope, not my fetish. Go get Celestia or Discord, either one can probably fix it.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43642602
     No.43642602
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43643115
     No.43643115
    >>43642602
    Go away mule.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43643715
     No.43643715
    File: 1778606235221738.jpg (248 KB, 2000x2000)
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    >>43643115
    >mule
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644071
     No.43644071
    >I missed you Anon!
    >Did you miss me?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644261
     No.43644261
    >>43636940
    Answer me
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644269
     No.43644269
    >>43644071
    Would Fluttershy a jeet?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644289
     No.43644289
    >>43644269
    No
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644324
     No.43644324
    We're finally back!
    Now I can murder this bitch in the face with my cock!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644525
     No.43644525
    >>43644289
    So an Anon Jeet would be safe from her advances. Lucky bastard.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644570
     No.43644570
    >>43644071
    No Fluttershy, unboxings are not my fetish!
    How did you even convince the mailmares to let you do this?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644699
     No.43644699
    >>43644570
    She just bought Derpy a muffin
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644759
     No.43644759
    >>43644699
    Derpy hooves is my fetish.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644770
     No.43644770
    File: 1778342517612176.png (616 KB, 1079x1078)
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    >>43644759
    >Fyyetish?
    >Sorry Anon, I don't know what that means.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644776
     No.43644776
    >>43644770
    Fluttershy does luckily, and will now have to deal with it.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43644848
     No.43644848
    Does anyone have that one picture of Pinkie Pie staring at you through an open door and holding bolt cutters to cut through your door's lock?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644850
     No.43644850
    File: 1772816357130539.png (383 KB, 1200x1200)
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    >>43644848
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43644867
     No.43644867
    >>43644850
    I thought there was another one but thank you!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43644877
     No.43644877
    MY fetish? I think it's lazt eyes, you know like derpy.
    >"Oh really anon! It just so happens I have a lazy eye too!
    >Fluttershy slams her face into a rock until her eye becomes messed up
    >"So how pretty am I, when do you want to get married, how many kids should we have 40??
    ehhhh. I think I liked it when you had normals eyes more, lazy is no longer my fetish...
    >"O-Oh don't worry I-I can fix it!"
    Yeah.. I'll see you later Flutter.
    >Fluttershy spends every waking moment of her life trying to fix her eye
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43645187
     No.43645187
    >>43644071
    >>43644570

    >Knock-knock-knock...
    >"Special delivery!"
    >Well, that wasn't who you were expecting this morning.
    >Thank goodness.
    >You open the door to find a grey pegasus mare with a golden mane hovering on your porch.
    >You thought you recognized that voice.
    "Hey, Muffins! How's it going?"
    >You extend a hand towards her and she meets it with her hoof, leading to the complex hoof-bump, high-five routine that you always do when you meet her.
    >"Wow, you're in good spirits today, Anon!"
    "I am! It's almost Noon, and there's been no visit from my daily tormentor! I think she may have finally got the hint!"
    >Muffins gives you a questioning look, but you don't really want to answer any questions about your personal stalker.
    "So what have you got for me, sweetie?"
    >Muffins blushes at "sweetie" and reaches into her mail sack, pulling out a large parcel wrapped in brown paper, and addressed to you.
    >"I uh... ahem. I have a special delivery for you, you have to sign for it, please."
    "Well all right, mail flight!"
    >Yeah, you're definitely in a good mood when you're busting cheesy rhymes like that.
    >You notice that the package is simply addressed, "To: Anon".
    >Also that there is no return address.
    >And it seems suspiciously heavy.
    >You wonder how Muffins managed to single-handedly lug it all the way here.
    >You give it an experimental shake, and are rewarded with a soft, "Eep!"
    /Ah, so it's like that, is it?/
    >You take the parcel and set it inside, then turn to take the pen and clipboard that the mailmare is offering you.
    >"Just sign right there, Anon," she tells you, pointing to a space on her form.
    "Sure thing cutie-pie. That's a pretty heavy package, I'm impressed by your stamina, delivering it here in this heat."
    >Muffins takes off her hat and wipes her brow, blushing at your flattery.
    >"Aw, I've handled heavier things than that. One time, somepony tried to mail a piano-"
    "Do you have any more deliveries to make today?"
    >"Nope. That was the last one."
    "Really? Would you like to come inside and have a drink?"
    >"Thanks, but I really should get-"
    "Aww, c'mon, I just want to thank you for all your hard work."
    >Muffins hovers in place, considering, then a smile spreads across her face.
    >"Well, all right. I am REALLY thirsty."
    >She touches down and walks inside your home as you step aside to let her in.
    "Thanks for accepting my invitation, I could really do with some company today."
    >You close the door and walk to your kitchen to get Muffins a drink.
    "What would you like? I have milk, tea, juice?"
    >"Just water would be fine, thanks. I can't stay too long."
    "Water it is, my dear."
    >You fetch a glass and add some ice, then fill it from the tap.
    "Here you go, sweet thing!"
    >You hand her the glass.
    >"Thanks!"
    >THUMP!
    >"What was that?"
    "Just the wind, I expect. Anyhow, are you sure you can't stay long?"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43645188
     No.43645188
    >>43645187

    >The mailmare takes a deep drink of the water you gave her.
    >"That hit the spot. Yeah, I really should get back to my daughter, she'll be getting home from school, soon."
    "Oh? I didn't know you had a daughter."
    >"Yep," she says proudly, "and she is the apple of my eye, since her father left."
    >This comes as a surprise to you.
    >You hadn't heard of marital problems in Equestria before.
    "Oh. Sorry to hear about her dad, you must be awfully lonely."
    >"Well, I do have my daughter, so not so much. He was kind of a jerk, but she has his eyes."
    "Still, no one else to cuddle at night?"
    >Thump, thump, THUD!
    >"What was that?"
    "Oh, looks like the package you brought me fell over."
    >"Oh, I hope it wasn't fragile."
    "I'm pretty sure it isn't."
    >As she takes another drink of water, you reach across the table and gently take hold of one of her forehooves.
    >She blushes slightly, looking at you.
    "You know, I don't think ponies appreciate you enough. Here you are, working in this heat to bring them their mail, and I'll bet most of them don't even say thanks."
    >"W-well, they c-certainly don't usually invite me inside and give me a drink-"
    >You nod sympathetically, patting her hoof.
    "And such a sweet face too. You know, I really admire you, working hard to provide for your daughter like this."
    >Thump... thump, thump, thump, THUMP!
    >"There it is again!"
    "I'm certain I have no idea what's making that noise. I'll bet your back must be tired and sore, isn't it?"
    >You get up, and move around the table.
    >"Well, maybe a little..."
    "Would you like a back rub?"
    >THUMP! THUMP!
    >A shy grin spreads across Muffins's face.
    >"Y-you would do that? For me?"
    "I sure would! A cutie like you deserves to be able to unwind and relax after a tough day working in this heat."
    >"Wow, uh... thanks. I suppose... I could stay a bit longer."
    "I'm so pleased to hear it! You just relax, and let me take care of you."
    >THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!!
    >"You're so nice, thank you so much."
    >You rub your hands together and proceed to gently knead her withers, and she coos appreciatively.
    >"Wow, those fingers of yours are something magical, Anon."
    "I know they are."
    >You hit a sore spot, and she moans as you work the knot out of her muscles.
    "If you'd like, you could come by every day, and I'd help you deal with the stress of the day."
    >"R-really? Ooh, yeah, right there..."
    >RRRRRRIP!!!!
    >"You get away from him, you... you... HUSSY!"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43645191
     No.43645191
    >>43645188

    >Muffins jumps in alarm as the package in your entryway practically explodes, styrofoam packing peanuts flying everywhere, revealing Fluttershy.
    >"WHAT in the Wide World of Equestria?!!"
    "Oh my, that IS a special delivery!"
    >She may be yellow, but she is currently green with envy.
    >"Keep away from him you trollop! He's MINE!"
    "No, I'm not."
    >"You can't MAIL yourself!"
    >Ah-ha, you had suspected there might be a rule about that.
    >Fluttershy immediately deflates, realizing that she is busted.
    "Tsk, tsk, tsk. For shame, Fluttershy."
    >Muffins, now filled with righteous indignation at the violation of the sanctity of her oath as a mailmare, flies up to the yellow pegasus.
    >"The Postmaster will hear of this! At the very least, I'm certain there will be additional postage due! Also, the package wasn't properly marked, nor ventilated for live cargo... just WHAT were you thinking?"
    >"Er... well... that is... I..."
    >"You come with me to the Post Office RIGHT NOW, young lady!"
    >Fluttershy whimpers, her mane falling across her eyes.
    >Muffins turns to you.
    >"It looks like I'm going to have to take a rain check on that back rub, Mr. Anonymous, but thank you for your hospitality and..."
    >Muffins leans forward and stuffs a small, hastily-scrawled note into the pocket of your shirt.
    >"Call me..." she whispers in your ear with a shy smile.
    >You return the smile.
    "Thanks, you have no idea what this means to me."
    >Her smile broadens and she gives you a wink.
    >Then she turns to Fluttershy, a stern expression on her face, all business.
    >"You're coming with me. No ifs, ands, or buts. Move it."
    >Fluttershy seems resigned to her fate, and meekly follows Muffins out the door of your cottage.
    "See you tomorrow, Muffins."
    >You close the door, and lean against it, sighing with relief.
    >It was probably a bit mean to use Muffins to wind up Fluttershy like that.
    >You'll have to be extra nice to Muffins for a while to make up for it.
    >But at least you're not...
    >Fucking Fluttershy.

    Whatever.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43645274
     No.43645274
    >>43645191
    Mailmare to the rescue!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43645285
     No.43645285
    >>43644570
    >Get a huge package left on your doorstep one day
    >Box is big enough to hold a washing machine in it
    >Recognize right away that it's Fluttershy
    >Helps that she also drew little hearts, and plenty of stick figure depictions of you and her banging, all over the damn thing before mailing it
    >Who the fuck even taped her in there and mailed it?
    >Whatever
    >If you don't open it, she can't get out
    >Get a handtruck
    >Load her up
    >Mail the package to Griffonstone
    >It arrives a week later
    >Griffons all gather around to inspect the talking box (that also smells like pee and is slightly damp on the saggy bottom)
    >"Does it really talk?" one of them says
    >"I'll tell ya for two bits," another one answers.
    >Fluttershy hears this from inside the box
    >"Anon... is that you?..."
    >She wheezes; she ran out of food and water over three days ago
    >One of the griffons approaches
    >"What do you want, box?"
    >"Please let me out of here..."
    >"You want me to open you? That's gonna cost ya three bits."
    >"I don't have any bits..."
    >"No bits?!"
    >The griffons huddle together, but Fluttershy can still faintly hear them murmuring
    >"It doesn't have any bits. Let's just throw it away."
    >She feels herself being picked up a moment later
    >"I can't breathe..."

    poor fluster shy
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    Anonymous
     No.43645288
     No.43645288
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    >>43644877
    She's so close to figuring out that my fetish is eye patches
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43645443
     No.43645443
    >>43645191
    not really in spirit of FR Anon's situation is FAR from dire , but still a nice green, gj
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    Anonymous
     No.43645588
     No.43645588
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    >see pic
    >youre Robin boy wonder
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    Anonymous
     No.43646016
     No.43646016
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    Anonymous
     No.43646369
     No.43646369
    File: Muffins.png (1.25 MB, 1024x1280)
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    Get the Hell off of Page 8!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43646685
     No.43646685
    >>43646369
    Shit’s real fast today
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43647110
     No.43647110
    >>43645285
    In the trash where she belongs.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43647395
     No.43647395
    >Go outside
    >One of the local birdhorses instantly spots you and tries to carry you away
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43647819
     No.43647819
    >>43647395
    You get used to it
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43647931
     No.43647931
    File: Golden Feather.png (1.02 MB, 2000x2000)
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    >>43647395
    Truth.
    I went to Ponyville for groceries last night and this drunken bird horse tried to carry me away. But she was too drunk.
    What am I going to do with her?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43647939
     No.43647939
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    >>43647395
    The bats are worse.
    They gang up on (You).
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43647987
     No.43647987
    >>43557416
    >step outside for a minute
    >immediately get all the moisture in your body milked and devoured
    Dangerous place
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43648148
     No.43648148
    >her friends ask if she means to be dressed as a bdsm in public
    >she says its a costume for nightmare night
    >she shows up at your house like this
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43648314
     No.43648314
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    come vote for fluttershy for mrs. /mlp/!
    >>43646721
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43648317
     No.43648317
    >>43648314
    no
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43648427
     No.43648427
    File: 3840706.png (2 MB, 2000x1663)
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    >>43648148
    Artist name?

    >(You) commission Rarity to make a Dracula costume for Nightmare Night.
    >Unbeknownst to you, she makes one of the stitches on your pants a tacking stitch, making it easy for the pants to come undone on command.

    >ff. to the 11th hour of Nightmare Night:
    >You, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash terrorize the Ponyville colts and fillies, hiding in the bushes and foliage of the town's park.
    >As your gang make another retreat into the cover of dead trees, a stitch on a side of a pant suddenly comes undone.
    >To avoid embarrassment during the midnight town celebration, you quickly head to the Carousel Boutique for a last minute fix.

    >You knock on the door, but it pushes open, letting out a reddish glow that wasn't visible through the windows.
    >Before you can have a look inside, a blue aura suddenly grabs your tie and pulls you inside, slamming the door behind you.
    >You fall face first in the center of the room, lit by tall, thin candles, decoraded with faux spider webs and not-so-faux torture devices.
    >Before you can pick yourself up, your hands are shackled behind your back.
    >Last thing you see, before being blindfolded, is Rarity menacing above you.
    >With a riding crop in her mouth, you saw her wearing custom made BDSM gear: black leather, silver rings, and small blue diamonds dotting the leather.
    >"Do you like my Nightmare Night costume, Darling?" you hear from your right ear.
    >She picks up the 'torn' pant's fabric, "Oh Goodness, Darling, did you tear up the clothes I made you?"
    >Before you try to explain, she stops you with the riding crop.
    >"I can't just let you ruin my precious work, Dear. It is an insult to fashion!"
    >"Looks like you will need to be punished~."
    >*SMACK*
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43648433
     No.43648433
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    >>43648314
    I would sooner vote for Floor Bored.
    She hasn't tried to rape me.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43648680
     No.43648680
    >>43648427
    Plapmonster.
    https://derpibooru.org/images/3916908
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43648681
     No.43648681
    >>43648317
    >>43648433
    Please?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43648772
     No.43648772
    >>43648427
    I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649152
     No.43649152
    >”A-Anon!”
    >”I didn’t see you there!”
    >”You startled me and made me cum!”
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649411
     No.43649411
    >>43648148
    No fluttershy ponuts and plapping is not my fetish, and I like you exclusively like a friend.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649636
     No.43649636
    >>43649411
    >ponuts and plapping is not my fetish
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649651
     No.43649651
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    >>43649636
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649655
     No.43649655
    File: 1783403467224399.png (1.11 MB, 1920x1080)
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    >>43649651
    >Why are you booping random mares Anon? I thought we had something special?!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649663
     No.43649663
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    >>43649655
    haha, boop!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649670
     No.43649670
    >>43649663
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649782
     No.43649782
    >>43649670
    Yup, that's what happens when you boop the rapist.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649896
     No.43649896
    >>43649152
    I don't want you to come. I want you to go.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43649900
     No.43649900
    >>43649670
    Fool not knowing my free arm can still boop at full force, she's wide open and her snoofa will booped until she can no longer be booped!!!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43650381
     No.43650381
    >Whatever Anon. I don't even like you anymore.
    >I'm gonna go get a REAL coltfriend now.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43650567
     No.43650567
    I have been new to Equestria for sometime.
    What have I learned?
    That ponies want to have s3x with you, with or without your consent.
    It is actually kind of horrifying being in Equestria. Have you ever watched Planet of the Apes? It is like that.
    The mares... are... rather assertive... anons... send... send help!
    I am a moral human being, a real human being, and a real hero...
    I don't want to commit bestiality!
    Oh no, oh good gosh, I think I heard some mares outside... please... if anyone reads this message, help me, I am hiding in the Everfree Forest.
    Let's hope this letter is received duly to HUMAN hands.
    Written by Anonymous.
    P.S. I have been drinking nothing but cider for the past three days.
    The pony food is atrocious, but thank heavens for the cider.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43650796
     No.43650796
    >>43650381
    FINALLY!!!
    Thank whatever gods and goddesses are responsible for this world!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43651372
     No.43651372
    >>43650796
    she's trying to make you mad
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43651652
     No.43651652
    >>43651372
    What a pity we're all too smart to fall for so-called reverse psychology.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43651968
     No.43651968
    >>43650796
    >Celstia flies down
    >"So Nonny is hoof holding your fetish?"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43651975
     No.43651975
    >I'm giving you one more day to find a marefriend. If you don't... I'm sending you to g5.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43652087
     No.43652087
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    >>43651975
    "Now you talking technicolor donkeys are in for it!"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43652596
     No.43652596
    >>43651372
    dont care
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43652616
     No.43652616
    >>43650381
    Oh I guess I can just talk about my fetish freely now! Bye flitterfly!
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43652866
     No.43652866
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    >>43558994
    DON'T FUCKING GO IN MY CLOSET! GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE! RUN!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43653413
     No.43653413
    >>43651975
    Cat or dog. I ain't saying yes to any of ya'll.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43653991
     No.43653991
    >celestia is giving you a hearing pleading the case for protection
    >protection specifically against fluttershy
    >she throws you a box of condoms and you're dismissed
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43654671
     No.43654671
    >>43653991
    based Celestia, telling him to go to town
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43654875
     No.43654875
    Fluttershy and Anon trying to have sex but they're both way too sensitive and touch starved
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43655215
     No.43655215
    >>43654875
    >Fluttershy and Anon trying to have sex
    Yellow hooves typed this post
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43655546
     No.43655546
    >>43650381
    Wait... it's over?
    This thread is finally over?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43656117
     No.43656117
    >>43655546
    She’s just baiting
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43656554
     No.43656554
    File: 1191768.jpg (157 KB, 800x600)
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    >She bumps you with her BUTT
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43656945
     No.43656945
    >Playing that new Home: Equestria game
    >Run into Fluttershy
    >She keeps giving me bedroom eyes while she's talking
    Surely AI Fluttershy won't rape me...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43657222
     No.43657222
    >>43656945
    You can’t trust any kind of Fluttershy
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43657410
     No.43657410
    File: HVfhHSPaQAAJcyQ.jpg (122 KB, 1280x730)
    122 KB JPG
    I need an edit of this but with anon being mad at fluttershy
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43657977
     No.43657977
    File: bump.png (173 KB, 1050x576)
    173 KB PNG
    >9
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43658440
     No.43658440
    >>43657410
    Try in the drawthread too
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43658833
     No.43658833
    >>43656945
    At least you can alter her files.
    Or just delete her.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43659272
     No.43659272
    You laugh, but someday, when you least expect it, a mare will accost you and attempt to suck your dick.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43659328
     No.43659328
    >>43659272
    Always carry a weapon to protect yourself.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43659468
     No.43659468
    File: 158696.png (154 KB, 1200x1000)
    154 KB PNG
    >Finally got a restraining order against that yellow rat
    >It was a pain in the ass to convince Twilight it was necessary
    >She kept saying "Oh well why don't you try reigniting your friendship, blah blah blah"
    >She doesn't know what I've been through
    >Fuck it, it's all behind me now, that piss colored fiend can't ever come close to me again
    >Plop down on my couch and sigh
    >First quiet night in a while
    >I guess legal action finally set her straight
    >Turn on the TV, magically powered of course
    >Can't believe my eyes
    >Fuck no! Fuck this!
    >A scantily clad yellow mare is being recorded live from her bedroom
    >"Anon, I know you're watching this, I know which channels you watch"
    >Fuck fuck fuck
    >"Why did you sign that silly little piece of paper? Don't you like me back?"
    >Turn to a different channel in panic
    >She's still on the screen
    >"Well, if I can't show you in person, I'll just have to do it this way"
    >I watch in horror as she starts to do what I can only guess is an attempt at an erotic dance
    >She's saying my name and everything, live on air
    >Fillies can see this!
    >She pulls out a long pillow with a picture of my face taped at one end
    >Try to turn off the TV
    >Button wont work
    >Celestia please just send me to the moon already...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43659486
     No.43659486
    >>43659468
    Kek
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43660016
     No.43660016
    late night boop
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660517
     No.43660517
    File: 1770651470481156.png (2.54 MB, 3105x1995)
    2.54 MB PNG
    >"Wow Anon, your bed is sooo comfy."
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43660535
     No.43660535
    >>43660016
    My wife is so intimidating and mysterious
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661021
     No.43661021
    >No marefriend? That's kinda cringe Anon.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661023
     No.43661023
    >>43659468
    Only the dumbest Anon can manage to get a restraining order and still lose.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661026
     No.43661026
    >>43661021
    Do you have one faggot? Thought so.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661100
     No.43661100
    File: 1769332447483024.png (730 KB, 1920x1080)
    730 KB PNG
    >>43661026
    >THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING TO G5!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661270
     No.43661270
    >>43661021
    Who needs that sort of tiresome drama in their life?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661301
     No.43661301
    >>43661100
    >Reflects it with a slightly smug mirror back to her.
    "Enjoy your stay!"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661416
     No.43661416
    Izzyrape?
    Izzyrape.
    >Something just doesn’t feel right.
    >You’ve been looking over your shoulder everywhere you go the last few hours and can’t seem to shake this feeling you’re feeling.
    >…almost like you’re being watched.
    >Maretime Bay isn’t particularly a scary place either.
    >Maybe you’re just paranoid.
    >A loud pop jolts you to your core and a rain of glitter followed by a shrill voice confirms your worst fears.
    >”HI ANON!”
    >Please god not her.
    “I-Izzy! What a pleasant surprise!” You say quickly making a foot of distance between you two.
    >She just as quickly invades your personal space again, standing up on her fore-hooves to make direct eye contact.
    >”I’ve been looking EVERYWHERE for you! It’s almost like you’re trying to avoid me or something.”
    “Heh..yeah! I’ve just been busy. You know me!”
    >”I’ve been pretty busy too! I was out uni-cycling and…” she rears you, fumbling about in the cart she drags along everywhere eventually producing a card with your name on the front.
    >It’s very glittery, with hearts surrounding your name and lots of crude drawings of you two hoof-hand-holding and doing various activities.
    >Your face contorts and you force a smile while she taps her hooves together with delight.
    >”Welllll? Aren’t you gonna open it?”
    >You’re inclined not to, but despite that you open it anyways.
    >The inside has more crude stick figure drawings of you two, banging in various positions, obviously with a profane amount of glitter and hearts stamped everywhere.
    >It also seems to be stained in one corner, with a sticky residue on the edge.
    “Wow Izzy…this is uh…”
    >Her grin is growing by the second and your apprehension is as well.
    “Grrrreeaat…”
    >She squeals in delight and wraps herself around your legs, taking in a big whiff of your pant leg.
    >With effort you pry her free and gently push her away.
    “Well uhm. Thank you for the very nice card! I’ve gotta get back to watering my ceiling now.”
    >Izzy hasn’t been the same since you did something you definitely regret.
    >At a party you had a bit too much to drink, and the pony alcohol started talking.
    >You asked to dance, got really handsy, and felt her up.
    >Much to the dismay of other party goers, but not Izzy.
    >You begin walking away holding the card by the corner, before she blocks your path.
    >”I can help!”
    “No no! I don’t need any help. I think it’s a one man job.”
    >She pouts a bit and relents as you try and make your way past again.
    >”Well maybe I can help you with…other stuff!”
    “No thanks. I’m good Izzy.”
    >”Maybe we can hang out at your place then?”
    “No, Izzy.”
    >”Pretty please?”
    >You remain silent and continue your trek, while the purple assailant trails you close.
    >”We can uni-cycle together! And then we can cuddle on your couch! Then we can watch a movie!”
    >Your prolonged silence only seems to spur her on.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661458
     No.43661458
    >>43661416
    >You asked to dance, got really handsy, and felt her up.
    It's so over for this Anon
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661486
     No.43661486
    >>43661416
    >”…And then we’ll go up to your room after we’ve kissed and kissed until we’re both gasping for air and drunk on passion, and you’ll run your oh so wonderful hands through my mane…”
    >You try and quicken your pace to escape her but she keeps speeding along just the same.
    >You bolt, tossing aside the card, arms raised in panic.
    “LEAVE ME ALONE IZZY!”
    >Your breathing turns erratic, your feet carry you as fast as they allow, and you still know it won’t be enough.
    >”Oh! I didn’t know you were that excited to get started Anon!”
    >A war cry the likes of a frightened child escapes your lips as the sounds of hooves clopping along the path behind you.
    >Salvation is within reach as you pass the
    threshold of the perimeter fo your house, or so you thought.
    >A glance over your shoulder scares you shitless as Izzy has not only gained on you, but seemingly has not stopped you.
    >Like a lion in the wild toying with its prey, til the very last moment.
    >”You and I are gonna be such good parents Nonny~” her voice comes out low and sultry.
    >Surrender begins to take over and your pace slows causing you to trip and take a short tumble.
    >Izzy is so close that she trips over you, and flips her cart over onto the both of you.
    >With nowhere to run, and endless time to be molested under the cart, you end up
    >Fucking Izzy Moonbow.

    I lost steam towards the end I’m sorry Anons. I haven’t written in a long while and it’s tough. Hope it was worth your time.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661586
     No.43661586
    >>43661486
    I think you did a good job
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661622
     No.43661622
    >>43661486
    Posey watches from the distance. Disgust paints her face.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43661716
     No.43661716
    >>43661622
    And lust fills her loins.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43662227
     No.43662227
    she'll leave you alone if you vote for her
    >>43661832
    >>43662214
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43662256
     No.43662256
    >>43662227
    Nah
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43662539
     No.43662539
    File: 3865575.jpg (379 KB, 3000x3000)
    379 KB JPG
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43662541
     No.43662541
    >>43662256
    he switched it to fluttershy after this screenshot
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43662788
     No.43662788
    >>43662539
    Cool friend? What utter nonsense.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663296
     No.43663296
    >you n rainbro steal Twilight's diary to prank her
    >reading through it you learn things about Twi you didnt want to know
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43663680
     No.43663680
    File: 1776273898682651.png (41 KB, 698x592)
    41 KB PNG
    >>43663296
    >Anon found the hoofholding clopfic
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664037
     No.43664037
    >>43663296
    Dash is reading it out loud at an open air restaurant.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664394
     No.43664394
    >>43662227
    Too late!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664508
     No.43664508
    File: far out.png (3.64 MB, 3040x1704)
    3.64 MB PNG
    >Aw man, I got friction burns on my tube steak from a vigorous pony fucking session.
    >No, it wasn't Fluttershy.
    >Tough shit, pissquiet.
    >I banged her friend Tree Hugger.
    >It was pretty far out, not gonna lie.
    >She acts so mellow most of the time, but she is an absolute wild animal in the sack.
    >She just asked me if I wanted to hang out, and I just shrugged and took her up on it.
    >Because I was bored of avoiding Fluttershy.
    >The next thing I know we're at her place on a pile of cushions and she's riding me like Calamity Jane.
    >I mean, really going at it, just grinding her teats and mare hood all over my junk.
    >Man, she is SO hairy down there.
    >Also she kept licking my ears the whole time.
    >I mean, it was kinda weird, but it felt really nice so I just went with it.
    >Eventually I wound up inside her and I gotta tell ya...
    >That mare has some spectacular muscle control.
    >I guess it's from all that yoga and stuff.
    >But damn, did I ever bust a huge nut inside that mare.
    >After words she just lay on top of me, humming a song quietly.
    >It was pretty damn comfy.
    >So yeah, I guess we're an item now.
    >You ain't getting any from me, Fluttershy.
    >You lost.
    >I'm banging your friend Tree Hugger now.
    >Sayonara sucker!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664536
     No.43664536
    >>43664394
    No it's not, we can come back via double elimination
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664541
     No.43664541
    >>43664508
    Boy you couldn't even be bothered to edit out the double nostril on that sloppa, huh?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664848
     No.43664848
    >boop mare
    >mare sticks her tongue down your pants
    What the fuck??
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664874
     No.43664874
    >Boop mare
    >She dies
    wtf!?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43664919
     No.43664919
    File: 1771452946161873.png (3.52 MB, 1550x1900)
    3.52 MB PNG
    >>43664848
    Sounds like you booped a bug
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43665779
     No.43665779
    >>43664874
    Unfortunate
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43665937
     No.43665937
    >>43664508
    You suck.
    Kill yourself.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666233
     No.43666233
    >>43664037
    >you think you can tell celestia about twilight trying to pass legislation to get you to be her sex slave
    >BUT you walk in on this
    >your starting to think the system is against you
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43666582
     No.43666582
    >>43666233
    Good, Twilight can be her slave.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667317
     No.43667317
    File: 1769725730020224.png (1.66 MB, 3911x2498)
    1.66 MB PNG
    >...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667416
     No.43667416
    Fluttershy wouldn't rape me if I raped her first, right?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667514
     No.43667514
    Fluttershy can't rape me if I consent.
    And she can't have consesual sex if I don't want have sex.
    Now she's trapped in a loop of me consenting and non consenting.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667558
     No.43667558
    >>43667514
    She's gonna roofie (You).
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667880
     No.43667880
    >"Is AI your fetish, Anon?"
    >https://derpibooru.org/images/3921146
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43667889
     No.43667889
    >>43667880
    this aint AI though
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43667898
     No.43667898
    >>43667889
    Anything with Fluttershy in it is AI.
    Awfully Irritating.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43668264
     No.43668264
    >>43558004
    Vampires don't have reflections.
    This image angers me more than you will ever know. Fuck you fat chink. I hope you get a cyst on the tip of your dick.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43668801
     No.43668801
    >Rainbro is trying to justify the insane fantasies Twilight has written about yyou
    >Twilight stands smugly knowing her chances of getting passed to law are high
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669329
     No.43669329
    >>43667889
    It is!
    Anal Insertion.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43669613
     No.43669613
    >>43668264
    She still has snowpity.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43670024
     No.43670024
    POV: Fluttershy rapes (You)
    >https://tantabus.ai/images/96682
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43670686
     No.43670686
    >>43668801
    Anon counters by saying all princess should marry stallions. To not do so is a delinquency that fails to uphold Equestrian values.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43670734
     No.43670734
    >>43670024
    cute
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43670775
     No.43670775
    File: my last fuck.gif (10 KB, 355x261)
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    Fine.
    Here is my one and only LAST FUCK to give.
    Use it wisely.
    I'm outta here.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43671150
     No.43671150
    >>43670775
    wh-where are you going anon?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43671223
     No.43671223
    >>43671150
    Away.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43671230
     No.43671230
    >>43671223
    ...from you, Fluttershy.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43671233
     No.43671233
    File: 1770698836000899.gif (509 KB, 500x275)
    509 KB GIF
    >>43671230
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43671257
     No.43671257
    >>43671230
    don't break her heart like that
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43672529
     No.43672529
    fluttershy might win miss /mlp/ this year
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43672650
     No.43672650
    >>43672529
    Great.
    She'll be even more insufferable than she already is.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43672665
     No.43672665
    >>43671257
    I'll break her heart like she breaks down my fucking door, thank you very much
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43672900
     No.43672900
    File: gang bang.jpg (170 KB, 1191x1684)
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    POV: You're cooked.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43673245
     No.43673245
    >>43672900
    Might as well eat the cyanide pills.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43674399
     No.43674399
    >>43672529
    Her losing is so funny.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43674403
     No.43674403
    >>43674399
    anon...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43674413
     No.43674413
    >>43674403
    He's from the future, if that matters.
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43674424
     No.43674424
    >>43674413
    lies.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43674514
     No.43674514
    >>43663296
    >>43664037
    >"Oh, man. Look! Her diary actually has a table of contents in it."
    "Dash, I know I helped you steal it, but maybe we shouldn't read her diary."
    >She doesn't listen and, still looking in Twilight's diary, Dash lets loose a long and wheezy laugh, like a donkey being tickled.
    >The other ponies at the restaurant are all glaring at your table.
    >You know one of her louder outbursts made at least one stallion choke on his daisy sandwich for a minute.
    >She whacked him on the back with her hoof until he spit it out though, then took credit for saving his life afterwards.
    >"Chapter one: My childhood," Dash says, snickering while reading them aloud. "Chapter two: My favorite school assignments."
    "Can we just draw dicks in it and return it, like we said we were gonna?"
    >"Wait! Wait, I haven't found the chapter about me yet."
    "Is that where we're gonna draw the dicks?"
    >"No way! Get a load of this though... Chapter ten is called 'Studying Anon.'"
    "That's probably just all about the Earth stuff I've told her about."
    >"Well, it's definitely the longest one in here. It's, like, over half the book. I'm gonna draw a dick in there first."
    "Fine by me."
    >Dash lays the book on the table and starts flipping through the pages, heading towards the middle.
    >"Hey, Anon, you should draw your dick in there somewhere. I bet she'd freak---"
    >Dash does a double take at something she sees and starts flipping the pages backwards.
    >Now looking at the page where your chapter begins, her brow wrinkles slightly; she looks like she wants to scrunch her muzzle.
    >"Um, what's this...?"
    >She pushes the open book across the table, towards you.
    >Twilight has drawn little green and purple hearts all around the title 'Studying Anon'.
    >She's also drawn pictures of her kissing you, and of you kissing her.
    >Of your hand holding her hoof.
    >Of you kissing her hoof.
    >Of you mounting her from behind with her tail lifted up while she smiles.
    >There's a photo of you in the shower glued in there too, taken while you were (seemingly) alone.
    >She's written a footnote beneath the photo:
    >'For pictures where he's pleasuring himself, please see Vol. 2.'
    >You've only jerked off in the shower here one time.
    >Just how many pictures did she take of it?!
    "Uh..."
    >"Look!"
    >Dash's hoof falls down on the page and points to something specific.
    >It's your dick.
    >A drawing of it, specifically.
    >"You started without me when I was in the bathroom!"
    >Dash throws both her hooves up.
    >"What the hay, Anon?! I thought we were doing this together?"
    "How do you know what my dick looks like?"
    >She freezes.
    >"Uh..."
    >You don't get an answer from her before a waitress comes and kicks you both out for being too loud.
    >Dash makes a big scene about it---"So this is how you guys treat a hero, huh?"---but leaves soon after.
    >She didn't leave any bits behind for you when she did though, and you still had to pay for lunch.
    >She made sure to take the diary though.
    >She says she wants to take 'Vol. 2' next time.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.43674811
     No.43674811
    >>43674514
    lmao
    >>
    Anonymous
    No.43675410
     No.43675410
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