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    >One day I’m going to travel back in time. I will ensure Total English supremacy. No more will I hear your insufferable butchering of my language. There will be no scottish rabble, no colonial rebellions, and certainly no fools such as yourself arguing over the metric system. The best part? I’ll make sure your degenerate bloodline doesnt even exist. Are you terrified? You should be.
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    Cool, wanna fuck?
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    You gonna team up with this girl?
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    >>43519252
    She most definitely will
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    >>43519232
    Why would you make an thread like this?
    Do you have nothing better to do with you're time?
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    >>43519275
    >an thread
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    Hi. (Sorry for my bad england)
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    >>43519493
    OI! YEW 'AVIN A FOOKEN LAFF, BRUV?
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    >>43519252
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    >>43519283
    Trolling is a art
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    >>43519503
    WOTS A TROWLIN'? DUNYA MEAN A LIL BIT OF THE OL' TOMFOOLERY?
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    >>43519232
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    >>43519774
    She has some really majestic hair
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    >>43519232
    Then I guess she’ll only make the IRA even more powerful than it is by giving them even more morale. Alternatively, imagine an Ireland that actively takes sides with the Kaiserreich or the Nazis just because they’d provide aid to them to act as a bulwark against Octavia.
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    >>43519799
    I think Octavia would just bomb any major German aid shipments and immediately get the justification from the allies/entente to occupy Ireland and harshly suppress all resistance if that happened
    The IRA in this scenario shouldn't seek help from the Germans because they're way out of reach and all the dominant naval forces in the region would turn against them. They'd have more a lot more luck in convincing the United States to save them from British oppression
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    I tell her to make sure the British empire completely wipes out every indian. Destroy all their texts, architecture, painting, any indication of their “culture.” Then have Europe destroy islam completely.
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    >>43520088
    Those numbers don't lie
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    >>43519232
    Pretty Donkey Pet Pet
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    >>43519232
    Silly horse, the English didn’t use the metric system until the French invented in it in the 1790s, and they were going to help the US switch over, but not only was our infrastructure built so much that changing measurements would be impractical, the British also sabotaged a ship that France was sending out with tools and literature that would have assisted Americans in learning the metric system.
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    >>43520107
    What a cute lil donk
    >>43520130
    >The British prevented Americans from learning the metric system
    Damn, I knew they weren't happy with the whole dumping tea in the ocean thing but that's just cruel
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    >>43519828
    But it isn’t exactly like the U.S. would brush off the sinkings of merchant vessels or Pearl Harbor as necessary evils.
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    >>43520171
    Pearl Harbor was a direct unprovoked attack on the US itself so duh obviously they're not gonna brush it off but I don't think the US is gonna care much if the British sink an enemy German vessel that they claim had been transporting weapons to Irish rebels
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    bong
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    >>43519232
    Ah a vorssy ennemie ! Bring it on, l'âne ! Ve vill see who iz ze best super power !
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    >>43520897
    Channel your inner Napoleon
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    >>43520182
    >unprovoked
    Nope.
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    Plapping Octavia so hard she starts wearing panties with the US flag on them around the house.
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    >>43520962
    >nigger behavior
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    >>43520962
    Still an Anglo
    >>43520964
    Plapping Octavia is chad behavior, my good sir
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    >>43520923
    Yep.
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    >>43519252
    Britishposting should be bannable offense
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    >>43521300
    Hey thar, Octavia! We don’t like Yanks, either!
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    >>43521546
    Octavia thinks the term 'Yank' refers to the general United States population
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    >>43521594
    Silly bong.
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    >>43521541
    Being British should be a bannable offense.
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    >>43521690
    Yes, a resounding sentiment; to all the British browsers, sorry: Go Suck A Hoof!
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    Donkey booty
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    >>43521738
    >Sucking on classy donkey hooves
    Dammit stop making me want to be Bri'ish
    >>43521775
    Donka rumpaaaa
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    >>43521541
    >t. the British government
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    >>43521994
    grey donk
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    >>43522427
    White donk
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    Torturing Octavia by picking Braveheart for movie night.
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    >>43523130
    What if she immediately looks into the director's early life section on wikipedia and goes:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpMCUCHjsHY
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    octavia will never call you go'vner
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    >>43524028
    Now you made me sad
    Why did you have to make me sad
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    >>43519828
    What makes you think she alone has the resources?
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    >>43524713
    I was under the assumption that we were talking about a reality where she'd be the British fuhrer
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    >>43524736
    Can I be her pet monkey?
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    >>43524741
    Sure, the donkeys will need an obedient race to do chores for them once they take over
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    up
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    >>43526552
    Where is it? Do I have to find it like trying to find a USB port in the dark?
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    >>43527322
    It's there, she just drank a potion that makes it invisible so the image doesn't get deleted
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    >>43528942
    We can't see it from this angle, but *one* pony actually *did* show up to this concert.

    Unfortunately it was Pinkie, so Octavia is going to quit in about 2 minutes when Pinkie's loud wild cheers and whistles will irritate her too much to continue playing.
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    >>43529190
    What on earth was Pinkie doing in an almost empty concert hall?
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    >>43529190
    Pinkie would never.
    My wife is a respectful pony. She would however throw tavi a "great concert" party once she is done to make her feel better no one showed up however.
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    >>43529368
    To be fair I think Tavi's just practicing in an empty concert to control her stage fright when the real thing starts
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    bap
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    >>43529373
    missing a puddle of piss
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    >>43530573
    Is this zigga serious
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    >>43530573
    haha?
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    >>43519232
    B-but Tavvy, how far back in time will you go?
    >"Hm, maybe bout' 80 years?"

    >Time Machine starts
    >big hooves were not meant for human time machines
    >was inserted as 8000

    >"shite"

    >Octavia is now the only pony in Sumeria
    >If you think about it, modern english comes from middle english comes from old french/old english comes from bythonic/germanic/latin comes from latinx2/old germanic/greek comes from indo-european/phoneacian comes from assyrian/semetic/aramaic/hittite comes from sumerian
    >Sumerian is true english
    >Pic related
    >𒆤𒄠𒀭𒇠𒄀𒊀𒀀𒇠𒄀 𒀠𒀭𒁭𒁭𒄀𒊠 𒃠𒀭𒊠 𒊀𒀀𒇠𒄀𒌋𒁭𒊠𒁠𒀠𒄀𒊀 𒂠𒄀𒁭𒄀𒋠𒂠 𒀭𒋠 𒄭𒆭𒀀𒇠𒁠𒋀𒌠 𒇠𒄀𒆀𒄀𒇠
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    >>43532634
    𒌋𒅗𒋫𒀀𒉿𒄿𒀀 𒈨𒂊 𒁀𒂊𒊓𒋫 𒈨𒀀𒊏𒂊 𒀀𒈾𒌋𒈾 𒇻𒂊𒀀𒊓𒋫 𒈨𒂊𒊏𒂊 𒈾𒌋 𒊓𒉺𒂊𒀀𒆪𒄿𒈾𒂵 𒂵𒂊𒊏𒈨𒀀𒈾
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    >>43532634
    >in an effort to secure British supremacy, Octavia keeps going back in time
    >past prehistoric man, all the way to when the first fish crawled on land
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    >>43534516
    This is genius, she will alter the continental drift so all the Earth's land will turn into one giant Great Britain!
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    >>43530501
    plap
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    >>43534519
    She’ll go back even further to the Big Bang. Then realize since she hasnt stopped existing, it was meant to happen this way.
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    >>43535842
    That's deep
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    boop
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    >>43538001
    beep
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    Octavia would brand your ass with the UK flag and tattoo her Cutie Mark on your balls to assert dominance
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    >>43541656
    Sounds hot, those Brits sure are good at colonization
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    are we back
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    >>43538636
    bip
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    >>43546934
    clip
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    >>43550068
    clit
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    >>43539422
    AWOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH OCTAVIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
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    >>43550619
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    umb
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    >>43550746
    donk booty unf
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    >>43554012
    Anon!
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    bub
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    >>43554464
    pup
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    >>43519502
    EQUESTRIA IS FOR PONIES
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    >>43555261
    and human men
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    >>43555027
    sup
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    One day I'm going to go back in time and ensure the Iron Bitch doesn't survive. Fuck you gonna do then? Probably better than what you have done to this point.
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    >>43558651
    Huntsman voice lines in Tavi's voice would be golden
    >>43558652
    Plot twist: Thatcher's successor is even more radical
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    >>43558656
    >Thatcher's successor is even more radical
    problem was that she was competent
    fuck that up and who knows what could happen
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    >>43558660
    Instead of gambling with the competency of her successor, wouldn't it be more practical to just convince everyone you're God since you can time travel and have them do whatever you say?
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    >>43558666
    nice try, stan, but I think catholics may end up being a little bit suspicious
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    >>43558667
    Just relive the same day over and over again like it's Groundhog Day until you can perfectly predict whatever they're going to say and do, that'll convince em
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    asses
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    >>43561994
    Classy shark
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    bum
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    >>43563571
    cum
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    >>43564708
    >she became the Princess of Music….but at what cost
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    >>43565857
    >but at what cost
    Her kindness
    She's the Gordon Ramsay of music now
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    bow
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    >>43568237
    dow
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    >>43519232
    >No more will I hear your insufferable butchering of my language
    So, will you get rid of things that speak in a Scouse or Cockney accent?
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    >>43569769
    Those are probably going to be the first to go.
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    >>43570336
    Spiffing cuppa tea
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    bass
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    >>43570336
    If only it were possible le to have afternoon tea with Octavia.
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    >>43576446
    That would be the best
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    How come she never got her own episode but ugly creatures did?
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    >>43580154
    If she got her own episode then she'd lose background mare status, and we all know background mares are the best
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    >>43580154
    She and other background mares should have had their own episodes. It would have given the show a lot more character and depth.
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    >>43582877
    Agreed, background mares really should have gotten more lore
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    >>43580154
    >but ugly creatures did?
    wait your mom got a episode?
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    >>43584745
    rude
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    >>43519232
    >the metric system.
    Yankoid larp.
    We used imperial. It's called imperial for a reason.
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    >>43591648
    Tavi would literally beat the imperial system into Anon's head to rid him of his yankee heritage and tap into his old Englishman lineage.
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    >walks into town one day
    >sees a crowd of ponies around a humanoid figure
    >it was Anon
    “Hey everypony look I’m Octavia.”
    >he gets a bunch of goofy, fake, misaligned teeth and a top hat
    “Tea and crumpets and some such.”
    >all the ponies start laughing some rolling on the floor in hysteria
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    >>43595258
    >That's it, no more Ms. Nice Donkey
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    >>43554013
    AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH OCTAVIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP DONK!!!
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    >>43598675
    I find that pleasurable.
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    >>43606572
    She's always really pretty in a dress
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    >Goes back to 1812
    >President Anon: "..Ah great, that donkey is trying to set the lawn on fire again."
    >'YEH GET UNION JACKT YA FAKKIN' WANKSTAIN!'
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    >>43607629
    Just hug it out
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    >>43611141
    donk if she lanky
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    >>43611164
    Lanka donka
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    >>43614124
    donk wouldn't wear fr*nch armor
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    >>43614176
    How about German?
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    >>43614181
    was she a true patriot who volunteered in 1914 or was she a later war conscript?
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    >>43618723
    She's a mare, anon. She couldn't have been conscripted
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    >>43519232
    >Art of Tavi in Swedish, French, and German uniforms
    >No art of Tavi in a British uniform
    She would have such a fucking hissy fit.
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    >>43618751
    Clearly she's undercover. Why would a British spy wear a British uniform? Kinda defeats the whole point
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    >>43618767
    >YEH M8, BIT UV THE OL' COVERT OPERAYSHUNS, STIFF UPPA LIP & OLL THAT.
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    >>43618788
    >BONBON, STAYTUS REPO'T!
    >"Everything is ready, Operation Sleepy Horse is a go!"
    >OPERAYSHUN WOT? OI FOUGHT WE WUH COLLIN' IT POSHY WOSHY COZY MOZY SLUMBA LUMBA
    >"I hate my job."
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    The time has come, the Donkey said,
    To talk of many things:
    Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax
    Of cabbages and kings
    And why the sea is boiling hot
    And whether pigs have wings
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    >>43618850
    >Octavia's code can't be deciphered because it's OLL WIMBLY NIMBLY AND SOME SOCH
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    >>43618751
    Shes not really british just vaguely european, like how Applejack is just vaguely southern and most southerners do not or laugh at the idea of cowboy hats. Shes like Eurotrish from Fosters. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R31wo0J3QjE&pp=0gcJCY8Co7VqN5tD&ra=m
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    >>43618471
    What is captivating her attention?
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    >>43619363
    CALU CALAY
    NO WUHK TODAY
    WE'RE CAB'AGES AN KINGS
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    >>43619363
    The donkey and the carpenter!
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    >>43622472
    My second favorite part of Anonymous In Wonderland is The Caucus Race where he meets Dodo-Tavia.
    >OOOOOOH ow' I love to sail o'er the bounding sea an oi neva neva eva do a fing about the weatha for the weatha neva neva does a fing for me!
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    >>43623887
    >Nothing could be cuter than a jolly donkus race!
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    >>43620592
    She heard me doing a donkey mating call
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    >>43619391
    Grandest piece of codswallop ever uttered
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    >>43620621
    >>43622472
    Wait doesnt that mean Octavia eats all these poor little oysters?
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    >>43626668
    She likes to call them yummy wummy steamy clammies
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    >>43626668
    >>43626680
    A LOAF OF BREAD
    IS WHAT WE CHIEFLY NEED!
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    >>43626702
    PEPPA AN' VINEGA BESOIDES AH VERY GOOD INDEED
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    >"..Yeh olroit' ven..git on wiv it'.."
    >"You grotty loh' o' bloody wankaz..you need ponies loik' may..."
    >"So you can point your bloody 'ooves and shout: 'Oi! Ver goes the donk mare!'"
    >"..So bid a good evening and fond farewell to the donkey mare.."
    >'Mang'..this fuckin' burro, she really speaks to me, joo know?'
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    >>43628027
    >SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
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    >>43519252
    >>43519256
    >no hooves
    >>43519502
    Better.
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    >>43631755
    I love my bong woife, with hooves or without!
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    >>43519232
    Unironically the world would be much better if the British empire didn't decline. I think the main mistakes they made were:

    1. Give the founding fathers and American colonies just enough representation to keep them happy. You could easily keep almost all of north america
    2. Be more careful about where you colonize. Almost all of their African and Middle Eastern colonies were huge money sinks. Focus only on South Africa and controling the Sueze Canal. Once these areas become white and English speaking, you can start setteling the surrounding areas.
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    >>43631794
    The decline was mainly due to large wars in Europe, not just who they decided to colonize and tax
    It's pretty likely they would've put the American revolution down if France didn't massively aid it or the Seven Years War hadn't drained them of all their resources
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    >>43631832
    the main problem wasn't that they experienced a disaster, it was losing the will to continue the colonial project. And public sentiment largely turned against it because the African and middle eastern colonies were a massive waste.
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    >>43631989
    They still could've kept those colonies if it weren't for the European wars stretching them thin. It was the economic exhaustion from those wars that truly made maintaining them completely unfeasible
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    Octavia being made fun of in a Monty Python skit
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    >>43635782
    NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY CHELLER WOIFE!
    HIIIYAAAAAAAAA
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    >>43638159
    God I fucking LOVE vampdonk. She oughta carry a rapier everywhere.
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    >>43638203
    Tavi fits the vampire role much better than her roommate IMO, considering how they're usually portrayed as high-class
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    >>43635782
    >>43635786
    OI MUMMY LOOK

    IT'S THE DONK ON THE TELLY WOT DOES THE SILLY WALK!
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    >>43638249
    Vinyl should've been a fucking werewolf, mark my words.
    https://ponepaste.org/9409
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    >>43638377
    'ER WOLKS ARE TO'ALLY NO'MAL
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    >>43638404
    Equestrian minister of funny walks
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    >>43638435
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    >>43519232
    >certainly no fools such as yourself arguing over the metric system
    So, just to be clear, you're going to ensure total English supremacy and then adopt a French system of weights and measures?
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    >>43638557
    OP is likely a yank
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    ..Well why do they call her Tavi the bullet donkey?
    >"..Because she donkey's bullets, Avi."
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    >>43638573
    Since he has some vague understanding that other countries are real places that seems implausible.

    The founding fathers were a bunch of francophiles who were in favor of the metric system. They were prepared to adopt it and had ordered multiple sets of reference weights and measures. The ship carrying them sank and the civil war then distracted everyone.
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    >>43638582
    >The ship carrying them sank
    I wonder who could possibly have been responsible for that
    Also IIRC it didn't sink, it was just captured
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    >>43638577
    I am the donkey plapper
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    >>43638557
    Do you know the King Arthur stories everyone is mostly familiar with are French fanfiction? And the British like or use that template too?
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    >>43640822
    TAAAAAAAAKE
    ONNNNN
    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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    >>43641526
    >>
    >>43641526
    Damn. We need a ponification of that music video with Octavia instead of the girl and Anon instead of the guy. Also, Dr. Caballeron's henchponys as the adversary racers.
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    >>43641587
    OI'LLLLLLL
    BEEEEEEEEEEE
    GONNNNNNNNNNNE
    INA DAY OR TWOOOOO-
    Whazzat me? Woz oi' singin' again?
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    >>43641587
    That would be amazing but it also sounds like quite a bit of work on animation
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    >>43641598
    >Just singin'!
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    >>43641606
    ODDS BODKINS SHES BLODY NUDE SHE IS!
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    >>43641617
    NAH M8, SHE'S LIQUID!
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    Eeyore is her father
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    >>43646935
    R.I.P. Peter Cullen
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    >>43646935
    Who is her mother then? It must be somepony sexy, because Octavia obviously inherited genes os supreme sexiness.
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    >>43641532
    >that music video
    Link?
    >>
    Meant to reply to >>43641587
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    >>43647212
    >>43647216
    Look up "take on me"
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    >>43647091
    >Who is her mother then?
    Maybe a mare, a lot of anons headcanon Octy as a mule
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    What would she say if I told her this is the species of equine she is? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_ass
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    >>43652389
    She sure is a wild ass!
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    >>43652389
    "Behold, as a wild ass in the desert go I forth to my work!"
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    >>43652585
    perfect
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    >>43519232
    You are the ONLY MARE that gives a shit when I spell color without a 'u'.
    Must you be so INSUFFERABLY PEDANTIC?
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    >>43656923
    First it's colour without a "u"
    Then it's "gonna" instead of "going to"
    And just before you know it, you're speaking in unsophisticated, unintelligible ziggerbabble
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    Haha! I love Groundskeeper Donkey!
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    >>43657751
    Donkskeeper, more like
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    >>43657824
    >Titanium
    >Radium
    >Selenium
    >Germanium
    >Indium
    >Alumin... um...
    Yanks...
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    >>43657738
    Are you also going to tell me it's pronounced "al-ooo-min-ium" as well? It's not, just so you know.
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    Vinyl will stop her…with the power of superior music.
    >>
    >>43657857
    dubstep died in 2016
    >>
    >>43657860
    >"superior music"
    The same non-changing uninspired rhythms repeated over and over ad nauseum.
    The same simplistic and shallow melody reated over and over ad nauseum.
    The same anemic and vapid harmony repeated over and over ad nauseum.
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    >>43657919
    This. Classical music is infinitely more sophisticated and superior
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    >>43657919
    Meant for >>43657857
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    Bumpa
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    >>43659538
    Rumpa
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    >>43660125
    unf
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    >>43660277
    Awoooga
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    >>43660277
    hnngh
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    >>43660279
    plap plap
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    The days of the Empire may seem like naught but a memory now, but (YOU) can help turn back time by voting for formal recognition of TOTAL DONKEY VICTORY.

    >>43663046
    >>43663046
    >>43663046

    Vote, faggots, in the only election that matters.
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    >>43519232
    Olivia giving FREE HORSE PUSSY? :ooo

    >No rebellions
    >No revolts
    >Everybody worships Olivia as true empress
    >Commonwealth/Empire evolves into ant colony like structure

    ENGLAND LIVES AND MARCHES ON.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rttMih_6keg
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    >>43663130
    The Celly will be overthrown by the Cello
    >>43663171
    This but she only gives it to me
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    >>43663130
    I voted for Tavi. I hope she wins.
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    >>43662774
    AWOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH OCTAVIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP DONK!!!
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    >>43632028
    They did keep the colonies for decades after. Giving them up was ultimately a choice.
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    >>43664365
    Such a pretty jenny
    >>
    It wont work. I already tried. It just creates a paradox. You can't go back to prevent the very event that motivated you to travel back in the first place. If you go back and successfully prevent the event, you erase the reason you went back. Without that event happening, you have no memory of it, no reason to change it, and therefore never travel back in time. But if you never travel back to prevent it, the event happens anyway, giving you a reason to go back and stop it all over again.
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    >>43664773
    what
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    The Empire demands that (YOU) cast your vote for the Anglo Ass IMMEDIATELY:

    >>43667459
    >>43667459
    >>43667459

    For Donk and Country, lads!
    >>
    >>43668168
    RULE DONKTAVIA
    >>
    I love her!
    I want to play music with her!
    I want to kiss her!
    I want to hug her!
    I want to brush her coat, mane, and tail!
    I want to have passionate sex with her!
    I want to walk in the forest with her!
    I want to relax at a Canterlot Cafe with her!
    I want to listen to her music!
    I love her!
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    >>43669493
    Chad
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    Strange donkeys giving men swords is no basis for a system or government.
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    >>43670636
    Says who?
    >>
    >>43670643
    The common peasantry.
    >>
    >>43670646
    What are they, some sort of autonomous collective?
    >>
    >>43670646
    >Listening to the peasantry
    Are you daft? What?
    >>
    Biggus Donkus demands (YOU) ignore the rabble and vote to empower the Donkey to rule FOREV- I mean, to win Miss /mlp/ 2026!

    >>43669212
    >>43669212
    >>43669212

    https://forms.gle/Mq656Wh3yfqnSLEdA
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    >>43671444
    Octavia has my vote!
    >>
    >>43671444
    TRIPS OF TRUTH
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    >>43672888
    FUGGEN CHECKED
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    >>43672903
    Oh shit I didn't even notice, KEK
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