How do you actually write sex scenes in a way that don't end up being just funny?
Don’t know I don’t know I am a very worthless virgin who turned 28 years old today
What's so funny about STIFF BONERS?
just write around it. Write about something else and make it clear that you're writing about sex.
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>>25622712Happy Birthday Anon!
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>>25622712Happy birthday!
>>25622708If you are trying to represent what's good about being drunk to someone who isn't drunk they can usually only recognize it, notb actually feel it, as they are not drunk. The meaningful parts of sexual experiences also occur in an altered state of mind, and it will be difficult to have good sex descriptions in literature because reading literature is not a horny mind activity.In my mind For Whom The Bell Tolls deals with sex in a literary frame as well as any book has. Go read that.
>>25622731>the dresser, dimly lit, flickers in light cast by a candle.>its form is obscured by a profile shadow of voluptuous titties bouncing up and down
In the German version of The Physician there is a sex scene where the boy's dick is described with the same word as "water tap" or "spigot" in German. I'm kind of ashamed I fapped to it, because I didn't have a smartphone or other ways to get erotica, but in hindsight it's kind of a funny way of saying dick.
>>25623221In Louie CK's novel the main character is a mentally slow boy who grew up neglected in a small town in Texas. His family (as well as him, of course) use "spigot" to refer to his dick. Of course many parts of America (including that area in Texas) are overwhelmingly of German heritage, so this might not just be coincidence. I used to have to say Inch liebe dich to Grandma before hanging up the phone, I have the German Bible great grandma brought with her on the boat, we ate a few distinctly German dishes around holidays growing up, etc.
>>25622708You don't need a sex scene unless it's going that way in mind and it was pre-planned. Otherwise you'll tune out readers just like that
>>25622708Try to write it funny, and it inevitably won't be.
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>>25622743>>25622738It’s late now but thank you, have a bump
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