(Continued from >>25612772)Craig was practicing his alternative comedy routine
Story so far: https://litter.catbox.moe/mxutj6xuvdwxi9np.pdfhow does it end??
And then he laid down to sleep
>>25620204jewish jewish jewish yarmulke man
>>25620207lol ty 4 doin this
Prissy, cunty, Veronica Pump pled guilty to
>>25620214having murdered Simon of Trent in 1475
the the the the the the the
i cannot stop jewish jewish yarmulke man
knuckle stuck in the dog again he
Flat out tired of this life your
here in the go we mine orphanages
>>25620210jewish JEWISH JEWISH jewish jewish yarmulke man
>>25620286he said slickly, evocatively, beneath his aviators
>>25620284NOT haha that did NOT happen anon
A retarded brown homosexual spammed unfunny comments
>>25620351the brown fingers typed trippingly and posted
inkwedible, he thought, nastily jerking off the
"I shouldn't have paid $1200 for sex".
ASCII renditions of illegal pornographic pictures on
freeze! on the ground punk six seven
a crude cave wall, far deep underground.
eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen
one two three four five six seven!
four twenty! four twenty! four twenty! four
comely cum came four five six seven
>>25620204He pulls out a lightbulb and screams
>>25620411the creature farted itself inside out seven
>>25620414before biting into it with great vigour
it was all yellow by cold play
look at the stars look how they
one two three jewish jewish yarmulke man
I'M A RAP NIGGER HERE'S MY RAP:
a one a two a one two
La donna è mobileQual piuma al vento
onetwothreefourfivesixseven onetwothreefourfivesixseven onetwothreefourfivesixseven onetwothreefourfivesixseven onetwothreefourfivesixseven onetwothreefourfivesixseven onetwothreefourfivesixseven
Retarded Brown Homosexual developed a numerical mania
"six seven" she burped n grunted sexily
"RAP NIGGER RAP NIGGER" shouted Rap Nigger
chaos ensued among the child orgy attendees
>>25620445when Stephen King sued them for plagiarism
OP's Retarded Brown Rage found no soothing
"RAP NIGGER RAP NIGGER" continued Rap Nigger
A way unblown unloved alone along the
Nigger rap nigger rap rapped rap nigger
>>25620452Six seven one two three four five
riverrun pissed adam and eve crossing streams
Homosexual city, yes all city's are gay
living skinsuit made from olivia rodigo's pelt
>>25620204six seven six seven six seven sixseven
>>25620507kill her like clubbing a baby seal
She has absolutely been tall almost than
they attempted to hold also get need
"RAP NIGGER RAP NIGGER" cried Rap Nigger
yids will make seem lesser with it
>>25620204and he turned his football flatbrim around
while singing hava niggila hava niggila niggerly
collect their prepuces and so he did
>>25620550and nobody noticed he'd poisoned the well
>>25620554which was a bad move, he shouldn't've.
nigger rats smack all yall nigger rats
one two one four one six seven
hashtag four three four three four three
Grandma took the mic and started raping
"MOSSA SE VOGLIO,BAFFO SE VOGLIO,MAN!"
Rap Nigger began to rap niggerly thusly:
>>25620204crime commit crime commit commit crime nigguh
ima wear you pussy like a hat
ack ack ack ack ack ack ack
den worcester shat into jeeves pseud mouth
black ack ack ack ack ack ack
"RAP NIGGER RAP NIGGER" thought Rap Nigger
Rap Nigger began to rap the finale:
>>25620752sixty nine four twenty n six seven
we were near rather because agreed it
Skeet skeet skeet nigguh whip it good
he managed to take just leave want
>>25620778"I ejaculate blood out my weiner, but"
>>25620792this became loud even than decided upon
>>25620809six seven five four three two one
i caint count no higher i caint
people tried to begin let see exactly.
hooting and hollering continued rapping and hiphoppin
in the silos of the last man
screaming yet Identification No 25620204 six seven
>>25618935
TWO FOUR SIX OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONESuddenly, Superman
jeremy spoke in rap nigger class todayyyyyy
one two three six seven six seven
shouldnt it be delete this anon please
>>25620204something something something something six seven uh
>>25620906fearless you're he's big gulp for seven
eleven milkshare froth was only now being
drank from the depths of some distant
>>25621145fountain of cum, bubbling and frothing angrily
>>25621154meat yank spider red niggy Mister Nigger
oh yeah three four five six seven
ate nine. A horrible affair, but not
>>25621180one two three four five six seven
all good children go to heaven, some
fly east, some fly west, some fly
SOME CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE
Father rudely interrupted the nursery rhyme and
Lotte immediately started crying. Mother was horrified.
"What'd you do that for?" She screamed
while she frantically tried to console their
daughter. Father simply stood there unfazed. He
had his reasons, but she would never
be able to understand them, of course.
>>25620204Craig was thinking about the body torn apart and wrapped in garbage bags and thrown in the playground for thousandth time as he chortled to himself.
It was a fool's errand, really, to
understand women, am I right? Can't live
with them, can't live without them, as
Bono said in that one U2 song,
the one with the "doo doo doo
>>25621446doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
>>25621641hello helloIn a place called vertigo
I fucking love U2. I've been to
>>25621652the Edge’s house once before and he
>>25621254>>...>>25621286Is this all one person? Are you gay?
try to understand the mind of a
Rap Nigger paused his complicated rap thoughtfully
and rapfully. Forever you tree trigger go
I'M BEING TOUCHED BY A WOMEN. HELP!
EEKS! SHE'S TOUCHING MY EAR! AND PENIS!
(Rap nigger is a gay black man)
SHE'S GOING TO SUCK MY DICK! HELP!
wanna get fucked with a beer bottle
OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE FUCKING HELP!
I am a valley girl fuck doll
I'D RATHER GET FUCKED BY A BOTTLE
WHY IS SHE JAPANESE AND SO YOUNG?
BRIANA MAITLAND 44.8934° NORTH 72.5621° WEST bottomtext
I'M A RAPPING NIGGER HERE'S MY RAP:
I'M BEING RAPED BY A JAP HOE
Lubin up your fist, do it like
I AM THE ANCIENT ONE, GREAT GOL-GOROTH
Fuck, I think I's ready to bust
SLAYER OF MANKIND, RULER OF ALL WORLDS
MAURA MURRAY 44.109698° NORTH -71.987300° WEST bottomtext
St. Petersburg: An old man wakes from bed.
He mouth was getting tired from rapping
Oh wait. I feel like rapping again
But Rap Nigger continued his final rap:
RAP NIGGER RAP NIGGER RAP SIX SEVEN
we had better to will trying get
the emotional complexities involving autumn in St. Petersburg.
this would further until to got make
"RAP NIGGER RAP NIGGER" everyone rapped along
feeling glifted stlone flight five six seven
THE RZA THE GZA OLD DIRTY BASTARD
Someone is heavily being to had seen.
EM EEH TEE AYTCH OH DEE MAN
concert lights flickered candlely shadows spooks rear
inside and outside have no doubt i
>>25620204one two three four five six seven
sha shah shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam
>>25621841guaranteed to rap crimestop fund time limit
right now inveryor down indefr dispersing seven
holy holy rap rapping mom's skrimp hair
one three nine gate seven six seven
wu wu wu wu wu wu wu
GIVE IT TO YA STRAIGHT FROM BOLIVIA
>>25620883random words that have nothing to do with the post above them are so funny, we got a real comedian in this thread
Never stop, never stop, dancing.... I like
dancing so much I have a tattoo
that says "Live To Dance, Die Otherwise"
Rap Nigger fumed. "Who dis dancin nigga?"
"It is I, Dance Tranny. I've come
to challenge you to a dance contest
"White boy can't dance" said Rap Nigger
. So white boy created the Fortnite dance, and it was good.
Soooo... *shakes head* THAT just happened *sigh*
Anyway let's talk about Harry Potter again
Bam Margera invited Ron Weasley to skate at Castle Bam
>>25622287rapped Rap Nigger from his smackin lips
and rip my panties, make me cry
inferring from the nonpresence of inverted commas
Fuck me wet and fuck me dry
redroplet chiastic the uppers glued the to
one two three four five six seven
the end. Or? Not the end and
one two theww four fige six seven
rapped Rap Nigger rappily and he rapped:
six sveen seven seven seven seven sveen
alright nan good to see you buddy
beep beep buen kink. Operator are you
there it's me, Rio. Are you able
prevent Ed Buckmelter from buckmelting Rap Nigger
Harry paki Potter trans Hermione malfoid nigger
Ron Weasley Dobby Hogwarts Dumbledore Slytherin paki
anon typed smirking hard. Everyone felt weird
harry paki spaz kill princess kate later
Need more Harry Potter talk Harry Potter
rapped Rap Nigger the rapping black nigger
Malfoid big futa sloppy big sloppy Potter
"HARRY POTTER!?" said Harry Potter. Harry Potter
immediately jumped head-first onto brick, splattering messily.
"Pottius, returnum!" Harry Potter re-Pottered Harrily
Paki Potter claimed disability benefits ate kebabs
Paki Potter and the Black Puffer Jacket
he could not stop the nigger rapping
but ed buck was on his butt
and then and then and then and
>>25622581one two three four five six seven
a meteor fell on his head, killing
only him, and no one else at all
and six hundred million Indians at least
, which were cremated at Auschjeets
. Uber Eats CEO was devastated by that news
>>25621888>>25621691I'll take grammatical samefag any day over this >>25621811 >>25621817 >>25621823 faggot
>>25622634astonishingly it meant one billion Indians remained
An international conference was held to address
the feasibility of another meteor impact to
finish the job, met with overwhelming approval
apart from one billion dissenting votes from
Maricopa County Arizona, leading to a tie
that only a farting competition could resolve.
(12 year olds discovered and ruined the thread)
>>25622754Thats 8 words you sad little poo fingered spoilsport lmao
niggy niggy nig niggy nig niggy nig
Rap Nigger realized Ed Buckmelter had arrived
tied suspiciously to he front pronto! shelled
jewish JEWISH yarmulke man began to whine:
"a farting competition isn't fair! Jewish people
Harry Potter pottered harrily to Harry Potter
Frodo Baggins Bagginsed his little sword and
and then he woke up six seven
crystal util dress drank knot Yggdrabenadryl seven
>>25622788>pottered>>25622793>Bagginsed>>25622806>Yggdrabenadrylnot even remotely funny, kill yourself immediately nigger
Bespermedelly said retarded fart anon and nobody
quiet on the set! sign junk looked
victoriously he wouldn't she there low up
>>25622812you're something of an unfunny faggot yourself
Rap Nigger rip rapped rappilly out his
one two thee for thee sixes sevens!!
Ed Buckmelter's needles approached Rap Nigger's butt
found the six seven thread haha yes
>>25622842one two three four five six seven!
and then the rapping nigger woke up
and it was Kwanza or dis halloweens?
"RAP NIGGER CRIME COMMIT" Rap Nigger rapped
He wondered what word rhymed with crime
>>25622836im not pretending my seven word standup is worth the bump limit. I challenge lurkers to read OPs PDF and try to discern when wageslaves are off duty.
>>25622857"I RAP I RAP I RAP I
Buckmelter's needles sound found their skin and
>>25622866huh
>>25622866Nta u are havin a go at, i just wanna say that the original contributors have either given up or arent trying and attention seeking saboteurs have replaced them. You do have the low imagination tards that wrote page after page of sub Harry potte rfanfic tho. This series should be put to bed for at least a year. Maybe a one word edition for christmas
>>25622874sorry dude but the other threads were shit too, there is no discernible differenceif you think there is you are a hopeless loser with terrible taste
RAP I RAP I RAP I RAP
>>25622897what do you get out of this?
>>25622874>>attention seeking This outs you as OP.>>saboteursThis outs you as an attention seeking faggot.
>>25622890You are literally the definition of insanity
he rapped with his big nigger mouth
RAP RAP RAP CRIME COMMIT NIGGER CRIMES
but then and he wake woke up
Sweetie, can you turn the T(almud)V(ision) off,
I'm sick of the jewy jigaboo noise
MTV winked off perhaps forever night fell
Rap Nigger awoke with his heart pounding
Nonsenseposter cracked his knuckles: narwhal bacon chungus
and then he waked up eyes apoppin
oingo boingo six seven!! He smiled mischeiviously
and at he woke up n up
>>25622890The other thread at least had a semblance of a continuing story, this one is just some 12 years old spamming six seven and nigger.
he posted, misspelling words for extra zaniness
he smiled with a spork betwixt lips
He fancied himself an agent of chaos
>>25622932six seven six seven six seven 67
six seven six seven six seven six
Acting like a child tantalized him sexually
RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP Rap RAP
then she woke he awakened up eyes
"If I'm the most annoying, I win."
negro nègre nigguh nigga ninja ninjer nigger
BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK I'M BLACK
Craig began "rapping" up his alternative standup
Never forGET OP'S A FAGGOT he roared
STAY ON REDDIT SEVEN WORD SHIT HEAD
The audience threw sharp rocks at him
>>25622890if you hate the threads so much then fuck off dude, why are you participating in them? This one is by far the most retarded because people are just spamming intentionally nongrammatical nonsense that doesn't connect at all with previous posts. Next iteration's probably gonna be a return to "number of words is the post number you're continuing" since that did a great job of filtering out the lowest effort retards
OP continued formatting realizing this had failed
OP cried, piss and shat himself knowing
>>25622964The attentionseeking faggot is having a meltie
one two theeeeee four five six seven
I's don't birding no babies goin yes
Hey nonsensespam faggot you get to name the story. What's it gonna be called?
And then OP realized something while typing
in the mirror was OP not R-Nig
I was the rapping nigger all along?
Craig let the mic hang at his
thigh and looked at the empty room
>>25622992he though: Hell bywaters milked I reward
Craig woke up and the dream ended
precipice pubical yourself hintless could couldn't yessing
and then Rap Nigckel startled awakening upward
He woke up again, dreams upon dreams
his pinga opened its mouth wider wide
wakey wakey his yarmulkerer snorted at him
The gaping hole drippy dropped sweet nectar
>>25622652Story ends in ten posts. Please wrap up every plot point.
"damn what a crazy dream" he dreamt
Scuddles went back to his home planet
"Thank God I didn't become a cockroach!"
Jewstein dropped the A-Bomb and were kill
sleep awake sleep AWAKE sleep awake SLEEP
(But in all seriousness, we disavow bigotry.)
India was destroyed forever, never to return
every previous plot point was a dream
-sent from my iPhone
Rap Nigger bowed everyone clapped and clapped!
said Joe Rogan, the highest priest of the homosexual church
>>25623025lel nice
>>25623012Damn this doesn't really make any sense OP
>>25623012We need this as audio please and thanks
>>25623012Craig's Tight Ten: https://files.catbox.moe/g5v0pi.pdfThere's something about announcing the story's about to end that really brings out the nonsense spammers (see https://warosu.org/lit/thread/25555243). I wonder what the psychology behind that is.Now that we're in meta mode, explain yourself >>25622830 >>25622834. you intentionally trying to make the worst contributions possible?
>>25623065the linked posts remind me of very early pre-transformer LLM models.
>>25623079Early LLM would also often reapeat variations of the same shit over and over again when asked to write a long story.So the collective intelligence of lit is about the same as Chat GPT-2.
>>25623065wow this was awful keki love it, sovlI think we lost some IQ since the last time we did this
>>25623065start a new thread and stfu sussy baka
>>25623147New thread after halloween, feel free to run one yourself in the meantime
>>25623095It's always gonna be a chaotic mess by design, idk why nonsense anon thought he needed to force it. Another nice thing about the "word count = last digit of last post" model, which will probably run agan next, is that retarded spammers can just be ignored
>>25623177>word count = last digit of last postwhat about 0?
>>25623182ten
>>25623146nonsense and number spammers legit got under my skin this time but I do think I'll enjoy rereading this one in a month or two
>>25623189shit i was lying to myself that you werent the attention seeking faggot melting down in the thread -dude what are you doing
>>25623883what, this guy >>25622874? i'm not waiting for christmas
>>25623169Great, I'll wait bro
jews upon jews upon jews upon niggers
