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bear shit
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Nooooo you don't understand! If you turn in your Bible to "Jew 420:69," it says that God gets to brutally murder you if you commit a heckin' bad! If you make fun of a Jew, God kills you with bears. Simple!
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>>25619129
>>25619139
How about the part where the god says you should mutilate children’s genitals as a symbol of his covenant with them? What would one call such a story? Can any Christians fill me in here?
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I call you a jew and tell you to go back to his
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>>25619351
>If you don't believe this book that says jews are god's chosen people and it's okay when they commit genocide you're a jew
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>>25619351
Thank you, Rabbi. Shalom! I'll be wiping my ass with the Talmud later and writing and saying God's name out loud.
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UH oh melty.
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>>25619351
Looks like this set them off lol
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>>25619129
maybe they were annoying kids
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>>25619139
Go back to your 50 follower twitter account, paganigger
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>no one gets my joke
Sigh.
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>>25622139
Funny that you're attacking paganism for being unpopular, just goes to show that you latched on to christcuckery so you can fit in with the crowd.
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>>25622490
is it a pun on bereshit
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>>25623161
Yes! Thanks anon.
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