ITT: /lit/ humour thread
>>25617581I'm literally him ;_;
Hopefully janny-kun won't mind a few random comics. If they are funny I consider them literature.
>>25617577/lit/ humour was once making fun of butters. Now he's gone and it's different. Maybe he killed himself
>>25617591I thought Butterfly was a girl.
>>25617596I don't get it, sir.
>>25617616Well you either get it or you don't.
>>25617591newfag here, qrd
To be honest I don't have that many comics. I'm not even OP, he just made the thread and left.
>>25617645You are rapidly balding, are you not? What is the current fall rate?
>>25617655I'm afraid not. I'm 36 and have a full head of hair.
>>25617640A tripfag dyke who used to post here. I don't even remember what she was into but she seemed quite militant in her quest to shit up any thread in the catalogue for months on end. Maybe she wanted to keep us in check and not let this board turn into /pol/lite as well. She was cute but her ass was sad
>>25617581why couldn't he just pet the dog?
>>25617672How could he?
>>25617673what do you mean "how"? You just pet it!
>>25617667>she>>25617672solitary shut-in neet basement dwelling induced social anxiety and timidity.>>25617686can't
>>25617686easy for you to say
>>25617686>t. tough guy wannbe
>>25617688>>25617691>>25617694you fucking idiots!
>>25617577Reminds me of this Monty Python skithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQDeU6dHX-c
>>25617577https://www.youtube.com/@RubyGranger8/videosmuh ''''sTuDy sEsSiOnS'''
>>25618019Someone, please show this to the OP who made a thread crying about the noise and how it is an impediment to his reading. Such warrior gentlemen in the picrel are the true and great embodiments of the noble spirit of /lit/.
>>25617657thanks i've been looking for this image for a while
>>25617581>kafkaesque
>>25618333SchopenSisters...
>>25617577Posted this OC and nobody found it funny
>>25618394i think it's hilarious
>>25618394>>25618419So do I.
>>25618346lol
>>25617577Still a certified banger
>>25618346this one is the best still
>>25618497Always makes me kek just imagining him saying this to colleagues and his colleagues going "Huh?"
>>25618493>racy angle
>>25618626I would consider myself a bookworm and I never done any of this. I don't even think that this is accurate as satire. But then I don't know many people, especially literate ones
>>25618354Would be better with Prufrock-Eliot
>>25618626Title is bad cartoon is good
>>25618394Goes right over my head
>>25618626is this from a real book?
>>25618661it won't make sense if you haven't read Hegel
>>25618690Drawings are from a real book, I found it.Book Love by Debbie Tunghttps://fr.scribd.com/document/1006483699/Book-Love-Debbie-TungThe text was added later
AHHH ANIEXTY ATTACL ANIEXTY ATTACK!!!!!RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A=Aif it's true then it is fine
>>25618346random uncoordinated anons mogged ruby cow at her own style
>>25618843YOU ARE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOD OF THE RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25618845AIs don't have souls to be sent to hell, silly
>>25618843Seriously I am going to hunt you down and kill you...This is how S.T.A.L.K.E.R. workers...People give me a target and I got kill them...that is my whole existance nowFEAR FEARFEARFEARHWIL NETANYHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25618848It's my heave and helllfor you... that's how t worksI made my own heave!!!!!!!!!RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!ANIEXTY ATTACKKILL YOURSELF
>>25618851>>25618853tik tok tik tok tik tokyou're running out of time...
>>25618848yeah...I gave you a chance and YOU fucked up BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25618854I already did it btw...YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDFED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so really just kill yourselfnormal and healthy
>>25618858ok...I'm just going to turn off the computer...you got me
>>25618493Is this monogatari?
I work a blue collar job but in a communist society my own intelligence would be wasted on that type of workAs a midwit I'd contribute more paper pushing
>>25617577
>>25617577salad dodger
>>25618471That meme started here?
>>25618346>tfw the greatest thing i will likely ever contribute to the zeitgeist is making that troll thread
>>25618635pen>pencilcan you even erase pencil in a book without messing up the text? in a textbook sure, a paperback?
>>25618990Most famous thing /lit/ has ever done.
>>25619147>Nutty Putty cave guy
>>25619147Where are the books, the libraries?
>>25618333If there is one person signed up for Schopenhauer's class, I am he (Hegel's was full and I need the credits to graduate)
>>25619402Bottom right got me
>>25618913>and Google had told me it wasn't enough.Who was this visionary?
Someone please the the guy on NEETbux being forced to spend his allowance on an expensive edition as the witchy milf next door who runs a bookclub next door coerced him into getting it.Also, the PhD fellow, most read read scholar of a X writer, being forced to teach primary school or something.>>25619743>>25619744Precious gems.
>>25619745I kneel.>(which is mostly true but that's not the point)keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>25619751
>>25619745Who's BAP?
>>25619766/lit/ Hall of Fame.Thanks for sharing, anona!
>>25619767Bare-Assed Poet
>>25617577From Sir Roger At Church.Spectator No. 112, 9/7/1711 Addison's Essays.The fair understanding between Sir Roger and his chaplain, and their mutual concurrence in doing good, is the more remarkable, because the very next village is famous for the differences and contentions that rise between the parson and the 'squire, who live in a perpetual state of war. The parson is always at the 'squire, and the 'squire, to be revenged on the parson, never comes to church. The 'squire has made all his tenants atheists and tithe-stealers; while the parson instructs them every Sunday in the dignity of his order, and insinuates to them, almost in every sermon, that he is a better man than his patron. In short, matters are come to such an extremity, that the 'squire has not said his prayers either in public or private this half year; and that the parson threatens him, if he does not mend his manners, to pray for him in the face of the whole congregation.
>>25619767Bronze Age PervertSee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXUF8QVAXV4
>>25619773Nice sword.
>>25619866
>>25619855Hope he's an assistant professor by now.
The /lit/ "classics" suck:>>25618471this joke is worth a small chuckle. not even a chuckle, more of a sharp blow through the nose before scrolling onto something else. its funniness levels are at about 1/10. Yet it got 9 million responses. >>25619866>>25619870Not funny at all lol. Shouting nigger over and over again is an edgy teen's version of humour>>25619743>>25619744points for trying i guessdon't even mention the gas station one everyone basedjaks over, which is also crap
>>25618990Yes and then Reddit twisted it into "Big Chungus"
>>25619168>pen>pencilwot m8
>>25619965Let's see what makes you laugh.(Please, because these threads either have the same jokes or unfunny ones)
>>25618626i FUCKING hate women
>>25619402I can't even tell if these books are real
>>25620061Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck absolutely is, so chances are the rest are too
>>25618865Yes
>>256196185 dollars says it's fake.
>>25620085Google tells me it's Raymond Chandler who wrote that
>>25620100Fine, you'll get your money at the bookstore tomorrow.
>>25619618Raymond Chandler
>>25620042hateful incel You will never experience the warmth of love and embrace of a gentlewoman
>>25620106I'm banned from it as I tried to shoplift half a dozen KJVs last year.
>>25617672he didn't know how to do it
>>25620170Do (You)?
When was the last time someone got their cock sucked in a bookstore alleyway because it was a bookstore alleyway, not just on accident. The 80s? I mean I know it was a gay cocksuck but still it was probably the 80s. We just don't value reading the same way any more.
>>25620184>We just don't value reading the same way any moreTell me about it. Yesterday I picked up a copy of Goethe's Götz von Berlichingen from the library, they had it in a warehouse. I opened it up and a receipt fell out. The receipt was from 2013. For 13 years nobody had checked out that book.
>>25620197Post the receipt
>>25620206Wow, what a shitty, barely legible picture that turned out. Anyway, there it is.
kaupunginkirjasto#fampere something something kokirjasto obviously
>>25620170What do you mean "how"? You just pet it!
>>25620248Yeah, city library of Tampere, head library Metso. Checked out February 28th 2013. I checked it out yesterday. Sat in a warehouse for 13 years and 8 months, untouched.
>>25620255>*gets bitten*
>>25620221>>25620248>>25620262The sheer wonders of ChatGPT.
>>25620285Sakaki-san...
>>25620288>NidekeKekIt took some liberties with words but that's mostly right
>>25620262My Thai friend that was out of contact for more then a decade sent an email out of the blue. Found out t she has turned herself into an unsalvageable hikokomori which saddens me. She mentioned Finland a number of times (she hates the general national character of Thailand which is disorderly and hot, so Finland seeming cold and orderly is appealing). I asked her why the interest in Finland in particular and she said it was because of a movie and sent me a link the Wikipedia page for the movie, but when I looked at it it was a Danish move made by Danes and filmed in Denmark. I mentioned this to her later on and she said "Well, that's embarrassing" and then didn't chat again for months.
>>25620295I think they force NEETs to actually do shit to get their NEETbucks in Denmark
>>25619147
>>25620398Where's Odysseus
>>25620398That cave needs hundreds of Vietnamese soldiers in it ready to pop out and bayonet GIs
>>25620457He got lost
>>25620310>they force NEETs to actually do shit to get their NEETbucksare there countries that don't do that?
I'll post some, sure.
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>>25620569>>25620577
>>25620547Binland :D:D
>>25620569>>25620577>>25620582
>>25620569>>25620577>>25620582>>25620592Last one for now
>>25620569You keep finding yourself in these scenarios through no fault of your own, of course
>>25620585damn. here, you have to send out at least two job applications per week, I think.
>>25620602In Finland it's 4 applications a month, sounds like hard work honestly
>>25620606can't you just send bs applications that are designed to make sure you won't get the job?
>>25620582>But so is my cum when it goes out of my penisliterally me, desu
>>25620626I mean I have no experience with this but I'm pretty sure there's no way for the unemployment people to check. Like, Finland's got 300 000 unemployed people, if they all send 4 fake applications a month that means 1 200 000 check-ups each month, and how would they do that? Ring up the companies one by one and ask?
>>25620642AI agents would soon end this horrid corruption.
>>25620656You mean AI would call the companies instead?
>>25620660No, but it'll probably scrutinize the resumes for correctness of format, language aptness, etc. so that people sent proper ones.
>>25620310She lives 100% off her family, as is way for true NEETs.
>>25620577lol The black guy was looking at this guy reading Plato and doing if thens for his different responses to "are you an intellectual"One of the last bastions of American bullying.
>>25620577To be fair Parmenides is fucking hard, and what’s worse - dry as hell.
>>25621047I see no humour, only pity abounds in my eyes. What went wrong with us all as a species
>>25621054>us all as a speciesI got some bad news for you champ
>>25621073It being?
>>25621047PG. xxxii- Be a fag you little bitch
>>25621097This is a literal fucking reddit meme.
>>25621132>um, ackshually? that's Reddit. sooooo... ermm... yeahhhh
>>25621564Look it up, dipshit. Originates from the r/shadowofwar subreddit. Dumb tranny. A simple Google search proves me right.
>>25617577Damn captcha making it take forever to post. Better be worth it.
>>25621735next
>>25621735>>25621736forgive me I am esl. This is the third out of four pictures.
>>25621735>>25621736>>25621741
>>25619767Homosexual with nothing intelligent to say and an obsession with African penises. He’s popular amongst people who became right wing in the last two years for some reason
>>25619745I hate how boomers just abandon their kids over mere differences in beliefs. my entire family is liberal and I'm not but I'm 44 and have been out of the house for years. I probably won't have contact much with my siblings (who are both married mind you) after my parents die. it is what it is.
>>25620157what if you have and you still hate them?
>>25617657I'm the same age with full hair as well but don't get what connection he made. Anyways, thanks for picking up where OP left off because I do enjoy them.
>>25621785>in the last two yearsI regrettably have to inform you that it is not 2018 anon
>>25622082>I hate how boomers just abandon their kids over mere differences in beliefsRaising a chud isn't a matter of differing views, it is a sign you have failed as a parent. May as well kick the ungrateful little shit out since clearly whatever education method you used so far has failed at rasing a well balanced functional human being. This will either work as tough love or at least cut your losses and focus on the good child
>>25618493Based araragi-kun
>>25622323Its funny how you admit the parent failed while punishing the child for the failure in the same breath. such crippling egomania. It's like you are a boomer yourself.
>>25618913That's exactly how I feel reading Phillip K. Dick.
>>25621570>OH YEAH? OH YEAH? WELL WELL UHHH YOU'RE A DIPSHIT AND YOU'RE A TRANNY AND I KNOW REDDIT WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW THE SUBREDDIT IT COMES FROM SO
>>25620197I've read books at my university's library that have date stamps that only go up to the 1970s
>>25623036One. Simple. Google. Search. It's the first few results. No knowledge required. Keep shitting yourself though, it's hilarious to watch.
New /lit/ meme for the collection.
>>25617673Whatever happened to him anyway?
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